The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

With the arrival of the National Day, all parts of the country, especially well-known scenic spots, have clearly demonstrated the strength of a country with a population of 13 billion. Looking in all directions, there are all human heads. Looking down from the sky, there are dense black heads.

It's almost killing intensive phobia.

Chanting Voice chose Shanghai for its National Day interview this time.The entire event itinerary was basically arranged by three local beauties, OW Bingquan, female singer Hua Yao and He Man from the subtitle group.Because some of the face-to-face participants flew by plane, and some drove by themselves, the arrival time was not uniform. In order to facilitate the pick-up, they chose a coffee shop near the airport as the first base.

The first to come were a few freshman students who took the train directly from the school to Shanghai after the holiday started. It is estimated that this small long holiday will be spent in Shanghai.Whether it's a subtitle, a member of the field control team, or a male and female singer, this is the first time He Man has seen her. She is currently the youngest in this small group.

They are all acquaintances of Two-dimensional, and the three-dimensional soon became familiar with each other. During the fight, Bingquan's phone rang.

"Biancheng and Lingfeng are both at the airport, who will pick me up?"

"Me! Me! Me!"

He Man stood up from his seat with a groan, and raised his paws like he raised his hands to speak in class. He was afraid of being ignored by Bingquan, and shook desperately.

The flower demon beside her covered her face with one hand, silently moved her butt away, pretending not to know this shameful guy, didn't she see that everyone in the coffee shop looked over?

"Fortunately, there is already a great god at home, why are you so obsessed with border towns? This is unscientific!"

"You don't understand this. Standing beside Mr., no matter how gentle and kind he smiles, but he has a strong aura of high mountain flowers rushing towards his face! It crushes everything! Really even touch him I think it's a blasphemy to the male god! Compared with Mr., Border Town is much more down-to-earth, at least I won't stutter when I see him!"

As a victim who was attacked by Carlos' appearance, the flower demon said with a serious face.

"Get out, no matter how handsome my brother is, he will be someone else's husband in the future! Isn't it a waste of my youth to run after him! Hua Xiaoyao, I allow you to drool over my brother, and don't seduce my male god later!"

The flower demon who was named gave He Man a supercilious look, please, the border town is not her thing at all, okay?Under the disgusted eyes of the flower demon, He Man was dragged out of the coffee shop by Bingquan and walked towards the airport.

The rest of the little friends are all around the flower demon to inquire about Carlos. If you say he is handsome, then you have to describe how handsome he is, such as a smooth and fair face, black and deep star eyes, and a handsome slant. Sword eyebrows, cherry blossom-colored thin lips and so on.

There is also temperament, whether it is the cold and arrogant and lonely type, or the gentle as jade type, or the romantic and uninhibited type!

After hearing the adjective from the little friend, the corner of the flower demon's mouth twitched.

"What are you still doing as the subtitle team leader? You should be a screenwriter! Why don't you ask if your husband's eyes are shining with colorful light? Does your hair automatically turn red when you are angry? Damn, you told me I'm shaking all over!"

He slapped the speaker away, and another little friend came up to him immediately.

"Leave her alone, Xiaoman is very obsessed with Tom Suwen recently! Do you have any photos?"

"No, I don't know why, I don't dare to take my husband's face!"

Speaking of this, the flower demon can't wait to grab the ground with her head. Every time she picks up her mobile phone, when she sees Mr.'s plausible smile, she always feels that the guts of a dog suddenly become the guts of a quail!

The topic about the gentleman's appearance didn't last long, because soon, Bingquan and He Man led two strange men to their table.

Both of them are left and right, with almost the same body shape, neither fat nor thin, and the dressing style is also similar, and they both walk a very ordinary and leisurely route.They are all handsome, but they have a calm expression and a kind smile.

"Let's guess, who is Ling Feng and who is the male god of Border Town?"

"I don't think there is any need to guess. Ling Feng is an eighth woman lurking in the circle of male singers. He is the one who laughs the most. Biancheng is just as cold and cold as I imagined! Haha!"

The person called by the flower demon as a reserve for the novel is Ou Congman, the leader of the Chan Chan subtitle group, whose sharp remark made Ling Feng, who was still full of smiles, suddenly frowned.

"Damn it! Call me Brother Feng when you exchange gossip with me! So that's how you see me in private? I think our friendship has come to an end!"

The person being told didn't care at all, Bump Man smiled enthusiastically, helped Bian Cheng pull away the chair in front of him, and beckoned him to sit down.

"Sit down in Biancheng, ah, she looks so tender, she's exactly my type! I really want to pinch my face!"

"Fuck! Xiaoman! Let go of that male god and let me come! I want to protect the virginity of the male god for my brother!"

He Man didn't realize that she had said something serious, she strode in front of Bian Cheng, and blocked Bumpman's paws with her hands wide open.

However, the other party's attention has long been diverted by her words.

"What does chastity in the border town have to do with sir?"

"Ah? It doesn't matter! You heard it wrong!"

Secretly, He Man wanted to slap himself a big slap in the face and tell you to talk fast!Tell you to talk fast!It really made her brother lose his horse. With that guy's super ghostly personality, he didn't tear her down into a cesspit!

"I heard it too! Thanks, you'd better explain clearly, otherwise, you will know the consequences."

The flower demon raised her hands and waved her ten fingers very regularly.

Look, this is a good girlfriend!Ever since the other party knew about his position, He Man didn't know how many unequal treaties he had agreed to!My own brother is far away in the sky, so he would never know about this, but the flower demon is right in front of my eyes, so it is clear at a glance which is more important!She had to cheat brother again, with a heavy face.

He Man raised his hands in surrender.

"I confess, I beg the organization to let me go!"

Everyone showed satisfied smiles, waiting for her next words, while Bian Cheng, the protagonist of the topic, was sitting awkwardly in his seat, with a somewhat bewildered expression, reaching out and pinching his earballs uncomfortably.

"Actually, it's like this! I'm a fan of the male god in the border town! The male god climbs the wheat and sings in the small nest. I actively participate in all kinds of things, you know! Well, sometimes I will live with my brother. He The home stereo is great, I listen to the songs outside, and then when the male god was singing, my brother happened to pass by, and he became a fan of the male god's strength! More than that!"

"Oh? You mean, Mr. is a fan of Border Town?"

Seeing that He Man nodded, the flower demon really showed what it means to grab a table with her head, and the boss said "bang", which scared the few people around her.

How painful it is!

"Damn it! Didn't you say you want to be each other's best friends forever? Why don't you play my song in front of your husband! Make him fan me too!"

Ignoring the flower demon, Ling Feng, nicknamed [-], couldn't sit still anymore. He rolled up the menu card on the table into a microphone, poked it to Bian Cheng's mouth, winked and teased.

"Interview with this male god, and hear that the great gods in the circle are fans of his own strength, how do you feel? Are you happy? Are you excited? Are you happy!"

Under the molestation of a table of rotten women and rotten men, Bian Cheng's ears turned red suspiciously.Just when he couldn't refuse Ling Feng, a phone call saved him.

Dropped a sentence, "I'll pick up Chunqiu" and ran away.

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Quickly walked out of the coffee shop, Biancheng came to a newspaper kiosk by the side of the road, his heartbeat seemed to be out of control at any moment, his face was hot, even the breath he exhaled was hot.He didn't know why after hearing He Man's words, the first thing he thought of was the man he ran into at the airport during the summer vacation.

Maybe it's because he has been listening to Mr.'s recordings and covers over and over again recently. The voices of the two are too similar, so he always has the illusion that the two voices are merged into one.Although he didn't believe that the world was so big that he could bump into that man, but there was always a hint of joy and hope in his heart, maybe it was really the same person.

This idea pierced into his heart and mind like a stubborn disease, and quickly spread throughout his body.Every cell in the body is clamoring, the man at the airport is Mr.

After that time, whenever he heard someone mention that man in the singer channel, he could not help moving the mouse away from the red cross, and listened quietly and greedily to what others said about that man. Evaluation, all praises, he is happy for the other party from the bottom of his heart.

This kind of morbid peeping even developed to the point of secretly opening a vest and sneaking into the flower demon's fan base, listening to her show off the process of seeing that man over and over again, not letting go of every detail, and constantly perfecting that man in her mind. Man's build.

Mixed race, black hair with blond, tall, handsome face, driving a fluorescent green sports car.Every detail is worthy of the people who hit the airport.

sir = airport man

This conclusion that made his heart beat faster was deeply hidden in his heart.If the man's friends hadn't joked at the beginning, then that man could accept men. Wouldn't this be great news for me as a gay?

Moreover, the man's sister said today that the man is his fan, does that mean...

Don't dare to think about it, I always feel that my heart will jump out!

At this time, a burst of arrogant engine sound caught the attention of passers-by on both sides of the street. Biancheng looked sideways, and the car that he had dug out from his memories countless times was driving towards this side, and the speed gradually decreased, as if it was about to stop. Here, subconsciously, he turned his body away, turned his back to the road, picked up a magazine on the news stand, and casually flipped through it.

A slightly familiar female voice came from far to near.

"I'm exhausted, can't you park the car in front of the coffee shop?"

"And then you dragged him in to face the base?"

The bewitching male voice that he was thinking of was close at hand, and the beating heart of Biancheng calmed down instantly. He broke out his acting skills in his life and played passers-by extremely successfully. No male god three meters away was found.

"Well, since you're all here, let's go see everyone."

Although he couldn't see it, Bian Cheng had already imagined how He Man held the man's hand, shaking it and acting like a baby.

"In what capacity do you meet?"

"No one asked you to appear as Yuan Chun. You can appear as my own brother. Anyway, everyone knows that Mr. is my brother."

The hand that was still turning the page suddenly tightened, as if there was an explosion in the ear, and the whole head was a little buzzing, Bian Cheng tried his best to calm down his shortness of breath, and the voice behind him continued to come.

"Forget it, I'm going to fly to Holland later."

"Damn it, which little scepter do you want to take to make a private appointment for life?"

When talking about the Netherlands, the first thought of rotten women is a couple of dogs and men going to get a certificate to show their affection?Carlos was also drunk.He just wanted to take advantage of this holiday to have a fair and honest relationship with Mu Mu from his family, and do some things that couples should do, such as kissing on the street, watching movies, boating, watching the stars and the moon, and so on.

"If Xiao Shou is willing to marry me, I will definitely let you be a flower girl."

At this time, He Man was just joking, she really never thought that his brother, who is so hot, would actually have sex with such a man.

"Why not a bridesmaid!"

"I'm afraid you won't be able to afford the bridesmaid's dress."

Stretching out his hands to mess up He Man's hair, Carlos smiled brightly, making He Man's gritted teeth even more ferocious.

"Get out! One day, I will grow to a D cup! Don't underestimate me!"

"All right, all right, as long as you're happy, come, your wallet. Consider my suggestion, hang your bank card around your neck, and if I'm not by your side in the future, who will help you express your wallet."

What's the difference between that and a dog tag?Don't even think about it!I only dared to complain in my heart. He Man took the wallet and found that it seemed to have risen a lot compared to before. She opened it and looked, damn, how many hundred yuan bills are these!Blind her dog eyes!

"Damn it, how much money did you stuff for me? I can't even buckle my wallet!"

"I haven't counted it. Anyway, I stuffed all the cash on my body, and it's useless when I get to the Dutch soft girl coin. Say hello to your little friend, I heard that Locke booked the emperor's private room for you?"

Accustomed to her own brother always stuffing money into her wallet, He Man didn't bother, and just stuffed the wallet into her pocket.

"Well, I haven't had this kind of party before, so I asked him for some suggestions, but he said that it would be good to go to the Emperor, eat, sing K, hot spring massage, and even take a special car to the hotel. By the way, how many days are you going to travel? Can I have a party at our house? A pool party or something!"

"Come back after the National Day, you can do whatever you want at home, the phone number of the part-time worker is on the desk calendar in the study, call her in advance, the water in the swimming pool needs to be changed, and she needs to clean up after the party. Don't talk about it, it's time, take good care of yourself, if you have something to do Call me."

After an explanation, the two waved goodbye, and the sound of the roaring engine went away again.After confirming that He Man had left, Biancheng, who had been standing in front of the newsstand, put down the magazine in his hand, and turned slowly to look at the bright green sports car that blended into the traffic, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

However, three seconds later, his expression darkened.

"Why do you have this expression? Have you encountered something unhappy?"

The sudden appearance of a male voice brought him back to his senses, and when he saw someone coming, he slightly raised his lips.

"You came."

The person who came was a head taller than Bian Cheng, with a strong figure and a sunny and handsome appearance. I saw him grinning, and his handsome face instantly became a little naive.

"There are a lot of people and cars on National Day. I have been looking for a parking space for a long time. Have you been waiting for a long time?"

"Not long, let's go there."

"Okay!"

As if he was used to the coldness of the other party, the man smiled unabated, and quickly followed him side by side, talking about the interesting things he encountered when he came here, while paying attention to the reaction of the border town. Expand the current topic, and if the smile fades, switch to another meme immediately.

One spoke happily, while the other walked silently with his head bowed.From the back view, one tall and one short, very harmonious.