The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

It is the end of September in a blink of an eye, and the military training for freshmen is coming to an end, which means that they will soon be able to play freely on the playground.Carlos felt that if he stayed in the dormitory again, his abs would fall back sooner or later.

Speaking of it, this is also a sad story.

When school first started, Carlos still had the habit of running in the morning.At around 6 o'clock in the morning, he casually put on a suit of short-sleeved shorts, hung a towel around his neck, and plugged his ears with Bluetooth, and ran to the playground so refreshed.

The 400-meter lap came several times, and then I went to the uneven bars to do pull-ups.The original plan was to be active for two hours, then go to have breakfast, and take out for the game house by the way.

As a result, when I was taking a break to drink water with my head raised, it caused a lot of gasping sounds from the school girls who were training on the playground, and was immediately persuaded to leave by the instructor.

Damn, if you look like this, don't go out casually. Didn't you look away if you didn't see these recruits?Call to kick forward and all stay in place!

Pulling away the clothes stuck to his chest because they were soaked, Carlos blinked innocently. Behind the instructor, there were a group of school girls who kept covering their faces and stepping on their feet to look at him.Now I understand, it seems that before the end of the military training day, there will be a sign on the playground: Carlos and dogs are not allowed to enter.

In desperation, he could only squat in the dormitory all day, living with the game house.

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On this day, just after dinner, Carlos began to brush his dexterity skills daily, and by the way, he washed his logic.So when the gaming house finished playing another game and turned around to look for water to drink, what I saw was a lonely and beautiful young man with earphones playing chess against the computer.

"How boring are you to play chess with Xiaodian. You don't play cs anymore?"

Bluetooth suddenly stopped, and Carlos looked up at the people around him.

Because of his adulthood, his body has been adjusted to its peak state. Whether it is reaction force or reaction speed, it is two or three blocks away from normal humans. Coupled with the characteristics of his computer genius, playing computer games is so cool that he has no friends. .

So in CS, he was often the one who wiped out the opponent's entire team by himself, without even having to sacrifice his virginity.In the end, no matter whether he is a soldier or a thief, as soon as his id appears, the opponents will run away immediately. Over time, the master is lonely, and Dugu seeks defeat.

Take Carlos' silence as being abused and don't want to play.The gaming geek didn't miss any chance of Amway lol, enthusiastically helped him download the game, and gave half of his desk to Carlos.

"Come on! Brother Taozi will take you to pretend and fly! By the way, do you mind if I broadcast the game live?"

Speaking of which, the game geek is not a simple person.He is an anchor with hundreds of thousands of fans on the yy game live broadcast channel.After living together for a month, Carlos has also seen the other party's live broadcast several times. He is usually quite calm, and when he is in a hurry, he starts to make funny comparisons and lose his morals. However, the fans on the public screen love him.

Carlos shook his head and sat down against the game house.When he looked sideways, he saw that the game house with the id of [It's a peach, not a condom] had already issued a big call.The channel name was also changed to 【Bring a new roommate to heaven! 】

"Ahaha, didn't I say before that my new roommate is a cs party? Just today! I succeeded in enrolling him to masturbate! Now we have a teaching live broadcast, talking about how novices can lie down and win in cruel battles! Actually , the answer to this proposition is very simple. As long as you hold your thighs correctly, it’s ok, like me. Don’t talk nonsense, let’s start with a round.”

There are already 7 people on the channel, and Carlos looked at the excited gamer.Also began to concentrate on listening to him analyze each hero and corresponding skills.Although it is only in Two-dimensional, losing face in front of so many people will make him very irritable.

After ten minutes of crackling.

"Understood? Then I'm starting the game... Fuck, what the hell is that on the other side?"

[public screen]

[Hahaha! ! !The anchor next door said he was coming to teach you how to be a human being! ! !Lie down quickly, condom! ! ! ! ]

[66666! ! !Don't be cowardly!Just positive! ! ! ! ]

"Little Taozi, you had an affair with that person yesterday, which made me so happy. I heard that you are going to bring in a newcomer, so I'm here to help you warm up the scene. Who is your kid?"

Another male voice with a strong accent caught Carlos' attention. Seeing him looking over, the gaming nerd roughly explained that the other party was his defeat at all levels.

The two splashed black water on each other under the public screen, and Carlos ignored them, paying money to buy a hero and a series of clean moves.

"Fuck! Carlos, why did you choose Delevingne!"

[public screen]

[Pfft—I seem to know something about this name! ! ! ! ! ]

[There is a small subject in the family who refuses to hook up! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Was it the host's CP?Hammer, after watching for three years, this is the first time I know the anchor's sexuality! ! ! ! ! ]

[So this is a stalk of the anchor Xiaoshou attacking a scumbag game at Amway's own house?I made up a big piece of yellow text in my brain: In order to squeeze out more time and physical scum games, Xiao Shou decided to drag Xiao Gong into the pit, let him experience the essence of lol, thereby reducing the time wasted on bed activities and energy!Insanely witty! ! ! ]

[Upstairs praise! ! ! 666666——]

[So we have so many rotten women lurking here!Baby is good! ! ! ]

"Didn't you say that Delevingne only needs brainless output?"

Unable to see the characters on the public screen, Carlos opened Baidu to read the novice guide, and opened his mouth lazily.

"Fuck, the premise of brainless output is that you have to catch the axe! Forget it, anyway, I'm here, so you can just lie down."

[public screen]

[Holy shit, the voice of Taozi's little Gong is amazing!I like this tune! ]

[Voice fixed attack! ! ! ]

[Novices playing Delevingne...a bit afraid to watch...]

[nothing!Peaches will protect you! ! ! ]

The battle started soon. Unlike the other people who rushed out directly, Carlos, who was playing for the first time, could only squat in place and browse Baidu silently. Refused to hook up] Draven randomly picked a path and moved forward slowly.

Along the way try to throw axes, catch axes, and w.After leaving the corpses of soldiers all over the ground, he started to look for enemies after he felt the touch.In the middle of the screen, Tao Zi's account has already fought several mutual kills with the opposite party.

[public screen]

[Holy shit, Tao Zi was tricked by her teammates this time, and she was caught wherever she went!He died so badly that he almost became a ghost! ]

[What about Delevingne?My little shou was bullied, how could I not go up! ]

[=-=I’m a novice, don’t be too demanding. By the way, I really don’t seem to see Delevingne on the screen. ]

[Peach is heroic again!Fuck! ! !There are eyes over there! ! ! !Don't go don't go don't go! ! ! ! 66666 Congratulations to Taozi and the group--]

[——It’s not dead, Draven hasn’t died yet, what the hell, Xiao Gong appeared! ! ]

[......]

[6666666666666666666 was taken away by a wave of anti-killing packages! ! ! !God please cover! ]

[We're not playing the same game, are we?He was forced to show his face by the axe! ]

[Kato Taka is possessed!This hand speed! ! !The knee is for you! ! !Always attack the adults! ! ! ! ]

[6666666666666 This is definitely the hand speed of being single for 1 years! ! ! ! ]

[Is this really a novice?I do not believe! ! ! ! ! ]

When the double-kill and triple-kill alerts rang continuously, not to mention the public screen, even Tao Zi didn't believe it.

"Damn, is this your first time playing? Don't fool me!"

"The jj who lied to you is half as short."

[public screen]

[Pfft—don't! ! ! !Don't make fun of sex! ! !Hahaha! ! ! !Tao Zi was stunned! ]

[Mom asks to kneel! ]

[I always feel that being short in half is worse than cutting tat]

"I should be a novice in lol. Your small attack and even equipment are messy, and you don't have many combos. This wave of counter-kills depends on hand speed and anticipation awareness. By the way, what game did he play before?" What? It must be a great god-level figure."

Taozi’s Little Gong seems to have become a well-recognized nickname, and the host spoke with great interest.

"He plays cs."

All the public screens are molesting Taozi, which is a tacit agreement that the newcomer is the rhythm of his family's small attack.

"What's your name? I also play CS, maybe I know you."

"I don't know that, but you definitely don't know him. He has been abroad before. By the way, Carlos, what's your cs name?"

He continued to swing the axe, received the axe, and took another head. Carlos used the guerrilla tactics superbly, and only picked out the single person to fight.

"mwah."

[public screen]

[Fuck—the nosebleeds are all gone! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[The elders are all weak in their legs! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Dogs are man's friend!Please love animals! ! ! ! !I'm tortured to death! ! ! ! ]

"Fuck! I asked you what your name is, why are you taking advantage of me! I have a girlfriend! I don't want to be gay!"

"Is it m-e-m-e-d-a?"

The host read English one by one, with a slightly excited voice.

"Ah."

"Damn it! Idol! Please sign! Come here, play a lol of a bird! Let's go! Let's play a game of cs! Ask for advice on how to be a man! Please shoot a face!"

The painting style changed suddenly, not only the host was excited, but also a large group of men on the public screen were also excited.Seeing that the two had quit lol, and really planned to play cs, Tao Zi's expression was stunned.

"So, no one explained it to me?"

[public screen]

[envy, jealousy, hate!Give me a great roommate too! ! !What character is Tao Zi! ! !Even great gods from abroad can meet! ! ! ! ]

[memeda means memeda! ! !Hammer! ! !I think of the guesses on the meaning of names in e-sports magazines, all kinds of lofty meanings! !Knowing the truth, I burst into tears! ! ! ]

[Taozi, your Master Attacker is the top cs god in Europe and America, he has never participated in e-sports, but so far no professional player can beat him in singles, and the videos of his dagger fights and sniper fights on youtube have been hung up for a long time, Every day someone kneels and licks qaq! ! ! !I can't look straight at the name memeda anymore! ! !What a surprise! ! ! ! ! ]

[What are you talking about, the next door is broadcasting cs! ! !Mr. Zong Gong is so awesome, the blind sniper showed my face! ]

[The start is 30 seconds, it is heroic, and the general attack on the cliff is God's perspective! ! ! ]

Sadly watching the 10,000+ channel number drop to tens of thousands in an instant, Taozi also feels heartbroken for herself.He turned his head to look at the handsome guy sitting next to him, with the mouse in one hand and the keyboard in the other hand, the same movements, he did it like a guy picking his feet and holding silk, and the other person did it in a variety of ways, like a world-famous painting, this one looks The world of faces is enough.

He silently opened Baidu, searched for memeda, and sure enough, many links appeared.

This night was extremely dreamy for Taozi.Before lol was born, he was also a cs party, but he played very mediocrely. Even so, he still knew how abnormal his operation, technique, hand speed, and consciousness would be to be named the top god in Europe and the United States. Degree.

So, he became more determined to bring Carlos into the world of lol, the Great God is my roommate!This setting is also very exciting to think about!

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Fans who followed Tao Zi and another anchor at the same time discovered that these two guys have been getting together to play new scum games recently.Although Xinrenjun did not appear on the screen, but the voice recognition is too high, and the id is too bright, attracting a large wave of voice-activated rotten girls.Swiping back and forth on the public screen is always asking for a scene, Mr. Gong Gong!

But the Han papers who live on the public screen pay more attention to the newcomers than the two anchors.It can only be said that cs was also a competitive game that was popular all over the world back then.

Because it is a new game, Carlos has maintained a great enthusiasm. He plays the battle video on Baidu every day, and his combo skills. Taozi is also very popular. Everyone in the circle knows that there is a cs master who moved to lol, so they are very enthusiastic about playing. Ross entered the game and played two rounds.

The euphemistic name is that sparring can quickly improve proficiency, but in fact it has the evil intentions of the abuser.

However, this is of no use to Carlos.After he has memorized the skills and pre-movements of each hero, plus the system plug-in, it is basically like killing a god when meeting a god, and slaughtering a Buddha when meeting a Buddha.

The anchors at the beginning all started with a smile and ended with tears.

What's even more desperate is that it usually only takes a few days for Carlos to become proficient and then proficient with a hero!After he became familiar with a hero, he immediately changed to another one.Every time Carlos is found to be a new hero at the beginning of the game, it can cause a lot of ghosts and wolves on the public screen. This beast is too shocking!

For game scumbags, every time they see the id of [Jiayou Xiaoshou refuses to hook up], it will always hurt the heart, liver, spleen and lungs.

Carlos, who was obsessed with the lol world, completely forgot the other channels that were also YY.

【Border town prodigal son】

[The male god went to sleep with the mic, so boring, let's chat with someone! ! ! ]

[People are here! ]

[By the way, I haven't seen Yuan Chun for a long time, and her scarf hasn't been updated yet, did she really quarrel with the male god? ]

[Don't talk nonsense, she has been doing tweeds for several days before, and this month's king has also continued!If they really fall out, then I really don't believe in love anymore tat]

[Yes, it must be because the school is busy!Many college parties in our group have to participate in one month of military training!In other words, isn't Kui Kui the most aware of Yuan Chun's whereabouts? ]

Kui Kui: ...Don't tell me, I haven't thought of Yuan Chun——

[Fuck!Are you still friends? ]

Kui Kui: What are you talking about, the National Day is coming soon, Chan Chan is going to hold an offline party, and I'm busy with it.Shanghai is my territory. It is very busy arranging venues, accommodation, and travel routes, okay?

[Beep!I want to go too!But the third party in high school, the National Day has to make up classes! ]

Kui Kui: This time it's just a singer and a manager, so wait for the show.

[I don't care about this, I just want to ask, what happened to Yuan Chun and the male god?Is it really what happened last time?Some of Yuanchun fans have quit our group.The male god also avoided talking about Yuan Chun, feeling a little uncomfortable. ]

Kui Kui: It's okay, it's okay, Yuan Chun is a brain-dead true fan!It is estimated that it is also busy, and it should appear after the National Day.

Even though he said that, He Man didn't know it.Looking at the time, it was still early, so I decisively pulled out the phone.

Just as the opponent was brutally killed and surrendered, Carlos picked up the phone to answer after throwing a sentence of not playing.

"What's the matter, young lady?"

"Why haven't you taken a risk recently? People in the group thought you had a falling out with the male god."

"Hey, I've been playing scumbag games recently, so I haven't been on YY."

"Damn it! I hate this reason the most! Ask me one last time, will the National Day Mianji come?"

Thinking of leaving his sister alone for half a month, Carlos was also at a loss.

"It's really not good to face the base, but I will go back to Shanghai for the National Day, and then I will take you to pretend and take you to fly."

After coaxing his sister, he let out a long sigh and sent a text message to Gu Sen.

Come back the day before National Day, wait for me in vain!ok~

— Carlos

What.

—— Mensao

Thinking of someone's paralyzed "What?", Carlos smiled sweetly.

Taozi, who watched the whole process, folded her arms.

"Damn it, your expression is so wet! Just now your girlfriend called?"

"No, my own sister."

It's just that the text message was sent by my man.