The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

As soon as the voice fell, the reactions of all parties were very interesting. First of all, Carlos felt that the chairman who had held him and bit his ear let go of his hand immediately, and took a step back without any trace. The people at the dinner table were only foreigners. A few friends didn't understand Mandarin, so they looked over in a daze. The others all retreated to the wall, but Yuanhua was a bit unexpected. She wanted to go forward but was held back by the people around her.

The gamer next to Carlos was the first to stand up, half of his body was in front of Carlos. Unfortunately, because he was half a head shorter than Pineapple Zonggong, his momentum had dropped a few notches, and the nerd sitting behind him Still hanging low, hands clenched in fists on lap.

Carlos showed the most sincere smile since this dinner, and the whole room seemed to be full of sunflowers in an instant. He grabbed the man in front of him and bumped him hard on the shoulder. After the thick impact, there were four hearty smiles. Voice.

He extended his right hand to give a powerful high-five to the other two young men behind the man.

"Who was the one who vomited last time? The one who said he didn't want to see me again? Stand up now. I won't beat him to death."

The lead man flushed and pushed Carlos away angrily.

"Damn it, you just remember that! I drank too much that day, otherwise I would have lasted for an hour on 9.5!"

Taking advantage of his height, Carlos looked down at the speaker.

"Hehe, it seems that I wasn't the one who was drinking with you at that time. It's obviously 4 minutes, why charge it for 1 hour."

The man in front of him was met by Carlos in the Emperor's House, and he was also one of the rich second generations who watched him fight.As a loyal fan of the Hong Kong movie "Young and Dangerous", I usually talk about loyalty and brotherhood, and Carlos has completely become Haonan in his mind because of the hero saving the beauty last time. elder brother.

After taking the initiative to hook up, they even directly called each other brothers, and the two often drink and exercise together.

The reason why he vomited was that once this kid bragged in front of Carlos that he could drink 5 beers in a row, not only did not vomit, but he could also guard three women at night.At that time, Carlos said, if you don’t believe me, I don’t want you to be the third daughter at night, as long as you can drink 5 beers in a row, and then run on the treadmill for as long as the third daughter, you will be called the boss immediately.

At that time, the people around also booed one after another, and finally evolved into two people blowing 5 beers to each other, and then went to the gym to play on the treadmill, at a speed of 9.5km.

As a result, needless to say, Carlos easily persisted with his cheat-like physical fitness and daily exercise, while the kid only ran for a few minutes, and immediately spit all over the floor and knelt down.Since then, Carlos has always teased him, and gave him a shameful name - 4 minutes.

"Cough, by the way, Carlos, why did you come to Beijing? Don't tell me!"

"Come to school, and the day before I left, I had a party in the Emperor, and I didn't see you."

With a mournful face, the man covered his face.

"Fuck, I just went to Macau once, did I miss an era?"

"Okay, don't play tricks, why are you also in Beijing?"

"I'm also studying in Beijing, and I'm in my senior year this year."

The two exchanged new numbers, made an appointment for the next meeting, and then waved each other. In the new semester, they have to find a good meal with their classmates. It is impolite to make others wait for too long.

When Carlos said goodbye to the three of them and closed the box door again and walked to his seat, he found that the whole dining table looked at him strangely.

"what happened?"

He pulled out his chair and sat down.

"Carlos, do you know them well?"

The chairman personally poured red wine for him with a friendly smile.

"The friends I met in Shanghai are quite fun."

"They both study in Beijing. It's fate. If you have time, make an appointment and play together."

Due to the intrusion of the Shanghai friends, Carlos was set up by the chairman and grilled over and over again throughout the dinner.He drank a lot of wine, and ate too little food. In the end, he realized that he couldn't fill his stomach properly unless he got the chairman drunk.

The system is also very considerate, and I swiped two daily routines.

[Make someone embarrassing, reward 300 happiness points]

[Win in the duel, reward 500 happiness points]

At the end of the dinner, the cadres of the student union came forward and held down the president who wanted to climb up to the dinner table to dance horseback.The three people in the same dormitory stood at the entrance of the hotel, looking at the luxury car that was carrying Huichang away. After being silent for more than ten seconds, they suddenly laughed tacitly. .

"Laughing, it's a pity that I don't have the courage to record it, or I will see you tomorrow in the forum! Carlos, you are too bad, and two whole bottles of red wine were poured into the stomach of the chairman! This time, I lost it in front of the courtyard flower and subordinates." Big face, I think I will hate you to death when I wake up."

Looking at the interpersonal relationship, the light green progress bar of the chairman, the two of them are still close to the standard of ordinary friends.

"Then hate it, he can't do anything to me."

"Well... I'm going to work, let's go first."

A mosquito-like voice came from behind the two of them.The game geek was shocked.

"Fuck! Bookworm, how many times have I said, don't talk behind people's backs, stand in front!"

"Ah... sorry..."

Suddenly remembering something, Carlos reached into his pocket, grabbed a few packages, and stuffed them into the palms of the game geek and the nerd.

"Hawthorn slices for digestion. Take them."

The gaming nerd played with the simple snacks wrapped in the palm of his hand, and he tore open the transparent wrapping paper, picked up a few pieces with two fingers, and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Where did you get it? I didn't see you buying it."

"When I went to pay the bill, the beauty gave it to me."

Smiling and squinting his eyes, Carlos ignored the gaming geek who said "I'm desperate for this face-seeing world", and set his eyes on the hesitant nerd, who was stunned by the look.

"Although the effect is slow, it's better than going to work with your stomach full."

Nodding slightly, the nerd also opened the package, chewing the hawthorn slices one by one.

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After the official start of school, due to different majors, Carlos saw game geeks the most in the dormitory, and the relationship between the two gradually moved towards the mark of ordinary friends, while the nerds were a matter of those few hawthorns, which suddenly increased a little. .

As for the chairman, forget it.It is estimated that after waking up on the second day of the dinner, he was told of his embarrassment when he was drunk, and he did not show up for several days. The last bit of green in the relationship disappeared, and he stayed in the stage of strangers.

After class this day, Carlos made an appointment with the game house, and planned to go to a nearby gourmet restaurant to taste the special and authentic Beijing snacks.The two of them were walking in the corridor of the teaching building, and there were always beautiful women covering half of their faces with books. They glanced at Carlos with spring in their eyes, and then ran away with their heads bowed.While the hair is dancing, the red ears are exposed.

The game nerd glanced at the calm man.

"what."

"With so many beauties passing by, there is no one you like?"

His voice was not low, and the beauties on both sides who were still planning to run quietly slowed down.

"I like tall, older, and abs."

"puff--"

The game house sprayed directly.

"Fuck, tall ones are understandable. According to your height, if you change to a 1.5-meter one, you might have to hug her and kiss her. As an older person, I can also understand that you like mature women, but what the hell are you with abs! Even I don't know No ah!"

beauties!Take a look!Such a man of taste!Is it really worth entrusting for life?

"It's tasteful! What a man!"

Damn it!This junior!Your taste is so unique, why is your family artificial!

"Sibling love is great! For the sake of the male god, go to the gym decisively!"

Damn!Sister!If you don't talk, I really thought you were a senior. You already look like a man. If you show off your abs, who will you marry in the future?

"Damn it, the ideal type mentioned by the male god is exactly me! Do I want to confess my love?"

please!Senior, you old man, can you stop being so coquettish!It's bright daylight, what are you talking about about gay topics, didn't you see that the girls in the entire corridor are looking at you two with green eyes!

There are too many rotten women who are engaged in art!

"Can't you be a normal type?"

Carlos gave the gaming house a look of "You are so difficult to serve", Carlos thought for a while, and immediately paid close attention to the surroundings, walking loudly would be shot by the eyes of the people in the corridor.

Some people have already picked up their phones, pointing their thumbs back and forth on the screen, and posting live broadcasts on school forums.

"Sister papers and Chinese papers are paying attention!Yan Zhidi publicizes the standard for picking a spouse! "

The administrator is also mischievous, and instantly got a hot label.

"The type who looks safe."

Are you fucking kidding me?Seeing Carlos' serious face, the gaming geek spoke with a little difficulty.

"Does being safe mean what I think? Being ugly?"

The eyes of a bunch of girls who didn't think they were beauties brightened instantly, and they all wanted to go to the male god and confess: I'm ugly, but I'm gentle!ask to marry!

Carlos shook his head.

"No, with my face, it's the same for anyone. I just want to look in the mirror. I just want to fall in love once. It's plain and comfortable. There is no misunderstanding, no suspicion, no breakup. I hope I The other half can give me a sense of security and can trust me for the rest of my life.”

It seemed that he was shocked by Carlos' words, and the game geek did not speak for a long time.The two walked silently down the corridor and began to climb the stairs.

"Your view of love is too idealistic."

After the silence, the gaming house suddenly said something.

"This is not the view of love, but the view of marriage. For me, love is just a running-in period before marriage. It doesn't matter if you have the best or not. By the way, I heard that you have a girlfriend from another school?"

"Well, she studied in Tianjin and grew up together."

Originally, in Carlos's heart, he was looking forward to the kind of plot where childhood sweethearts grow up and become lovers.However, the He Man incident made him all kinds of disillusioned.Now when he heard the game geek say that, he had a bad feeling again, so he decided to stop going deeper.

The two just arrived at the lobby on the first floor. The first month of school is a club battle, and the major clubs don't use too many methods to recruit new students.With a bit of difficulty, he broke free from several Chinese papers wearing Sailor Moon costumes, and Carlos wiped off the black lines all over his head.

"I think that pile of sailor suits just now must be the cosplay of the anime club's deadly rival. How big a heart is to see such a Sailor Moon and still have the idea of ​​joining!"

Comparing his neat clothes with Carlos's wrinkled shirt, the game nerd silently covered his glass heart and cried.

Traveling through the hardest-hit area of ​​the club recruiting war, everyone begged Carlos to join, and I, who was less than half a meter away from him, didn't even give him a look, let alone touched him!Could it be that "this is a sophomore's half-old fritters" written on his face?

"What type of club do you plan to join? Painting? I remember that your mentor is a consultant of the art club."

Thinking of his mentor in Central America, Carlos only felt headaches, hand pains and body pain, and his expression was painful.

"Absolutely not, I want to join the guitar club."

Before the gaming geek could ask why, the people around him suddenly stopped.At this time, he discovered that the two of them had come to the bulletin board, and the courtyard flower of the president's courtyard was standing in front of the bulletin board holding a stack of colored prints, looking up at the little friend holding a thumbtack with one hand, and constantly Jumping around trying to make a nail for the top promotional poster.

In other words, which wicked person put the poster on the top and let two chicks with an average height of only 160 to press the nails?The gaming nerd silently looked at Yuanhua's breasts, which ranked among the top ten in the school, and then silently looked at Yuanhua's best friend, a girl with poor breasts and spectacles, who was still bouncing on the spot.

It's good to change someone to jump.

Fortunately, none of the three people at the scene knew what was going on in this scumbag's mind.Carlos took the thumbtack, reached the poster with a slight lift of his hand, pressed his thumb on the nail cap, and the thumbtack was perfectly fixed on the bulletin board.

"Next time there will be such a thing, let a boy help."

Leaving behind the girl in glasses who was blushing from his smile, Carlos led the adoring gamer to the school gate.

Will I eat the belly first or the milk roll first?It seems that fried enema is also good!When it comes to frying, fried goods are also indispensable. Sure enough, there must be a plate of hawthorn cake in the end!It is said that Gu Sen should like hawthorn cake, we have to see if he can get the recipe.

The above is what the male god Carlos has in mind.

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Looking at the figures of the two going away, in fact, only Carlos is reflected in the glasses girl's eyes. The game house is no different from a tree on the side of the road.

"People are far away, what are you looking at, pack up the trash, and leave."

"Ah! I can finally breathe! I was so nervous just now, being looked at by that face, I feel like I forgot to breathe! Is my face very red? I always feel hot! Ah! The voice is also very good! Really, really, my legs are going to be weak! No, I’m so excited! I really want to run two laps on the playground!"

Even though she covered her face with her hands, Yuanhua could still clearly see that flushed face.She snorted disdainfully.

"There are a lot of people among them who are golden and jaded, and it doesn't matter how handsome they are, maybe they are also scumbags."

"Yeah - you have too much prejudice against handsome guys! What's wrong with you!"

"Hmph, the more handsome a man is, the more fickle he is. Go away, no matter how many people look down on you, a woman must be independent, self-reliant and self-reliant."

"Okay, okay, stop talking! Strong woman!"

The lady with glasses squatted down, picked up the rubbish she had just made, and followed the courtyard flower slowly to the teaching building, the conversation between the two gradually faded away.

Only the "Student Union Recruitment Notice" posted on the bulletin board remained.