The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

As September is approaching, many students are starting to pack up their minds to play wild during the summer vacation. They meet with friends to buy stationery in the mall, buy exercise books in the bookstore, and copy homework at home.

For college students who have just graduated and want to leave home for a long time, they have to prepare more things, say goodbye to relatives and friends, pack clothes and quilts for at least two seasons, bring required documents and luggage, and look through the information of high school classmates or friends , to see if there are any alumni who can take the car together.

As an exchange student, Carlos will go directly to the sophomore year after school starts in September.

In order to avoid the busy freshman enrollment, he flew to Beijing alone in late August.His senior had a vacant villa in Chaoyang District, only a 8-minute drive from the new school. Yang Batian generously lent it to Carlos as a small base during school.However, this tall little nest is destined to be underutilized because the school arranged for him to live in the student dormitory.

To be honest, Carlos also yearns for life in the male dormitory of the university.After all, when he was in the United States, he shared a room with Tom, and at that time, in order to improve his painting skills, he actively responded to the call of his mentor, flying around the world, and spent most of his time in hotels in various countries.

The overly lively dormitory life in the United States made the somewhat introverted pure Chinese child a little uncomfortable.

The school scattered the exchange students this time in order to speed up their adaptation to university life in China. Most of them were placed in dormitories with members of the student unions of each college and department. At least they could communicate in English without barriers, and they could Enthusiastically helping foreign students.

Carlos' dormitory is on the third floor, a room for four people.Typical high and low wooden beds, sleeping on the upper floor and desks on the lower floor, air conditioners, water heaters, washing machines, everything that should be there, and what should not be there.

It can be seen that the quality of life in this dormitory is quite high.

So, he moved in with great expectations.

In Carlos' imagination, the dormitory life here should be that everyone gets up one by one after the sun is shining on their buttocks, waits in line to brush their teeth and wash their faces, then go to the cafeteria to eat together, take a walk after dinner, molested junior girls, play basketball, and finally go back to school. Go to the dormitory and start playing black slag games together until the early hours of the morning.

Another night session with color before bed.

However, reality slapped him again.

After a few days of getting along, Carlos got a general understanding of the dormitory where the roommates respect each other like guests.

A local rich second generation with only a bed and no one to be seen.The cultural industry management major in the School of Humanities, good looks, good grades, good sports, good personality, very popular with women.It is said that they are enthusiastically pursuing the courtyard flowers of their courtyard.

A nerd who only gets a chance to see when he gets up in the middle of the night to pee.The product design major of the School of Design gets up before dawn every day, goes to the library for self-study, and then goes to class. After school, he works part-time and part-study.Repeat the above work and rest the next day.

For several nights, Carlos couldn't tell whether there was someone lying on the opposite bed.Because the nerd is very thin, it looks like a quilt from the side.

The last roommate is a non-standard gaming geek.The film and television photography and production major of the School of Urban Design, when not in class, stays in the dormitory and plays games, even ordering takeaway for meals.

Why do you say he is a non-standard gaming geek?

Because he is a Han Zhi who must go to bed before 12 o'clock in the evening.And the point is, he has a girlfriend from another school!Foreign school girlfriend!Foreign school girlfriend!

Can a nerd who doesn't play games all night count as a game nerd?

Is the other half of the game nerd that you agreed to be your right-hand girl?

Back to the topic, this kind of artificial time difference makes people lack basic communication between people, so that the atmosphere in the dormitory is always very cold.

Every time there is an exchange student gathering in the United States, Carlos will feel envious and jealous when he sees his new roommates talking about their enthusiasm, funnyness or arrogance.

Damn, his dormitory is as quiet as a morgue!The rich second generation has never even seen Mao, the nerd has only seen the figure lying on the bed, and the gamer has said a few words, but the other party's scum is lol, Carlos' scum is cs, they can't say anything!

Just when he was planning to move out of the dormitory and go back to the villa provided by Yang Batian to live.He ushered in the first meeting with the rich second generation.

It was a sunny day, and the specific time was after the opening ceremony.

After finally getting out of the encirclement of beauties, Carlos rushed back to the dormitory in a bit of a state of embarrassment, and when he opened the door, he met a handsome guy who was very tastefully dressed.I just saw the other party give a speech on stage as the president of the student council.

Carlos raised a smile and extended his right hand first.

The chairman smiled and spoke fluent English.Slightly grasped Carlos' paws.

"It turns out that the president is a roommate, that's great, I can speak Mandarin."

Seemingly hearing someone's laughter behind him, Carlos continued to smile and rolled his eyes.The president didn't seem to hear, his smile remained the same.The two quickly let go of each other's hands.

"The pronunciation is so standard that you can take the Class A certificate exam. By the way, at 7 o'clock tonight, I have reserved a few tables at the xx Hotel, and I welcome you all to China. Tao Zi, remember to bring the nerds too."

The people who were still in the scumbag game responded without looking back.

"Understood, my lord!"

"Then I'll inform the others first, remember to come tonight. See you later."

Carlos smiled at Mimi the whole time, until the figure of the president disappeared at the end of the corridor, he closed the door and rubbed his stiff face.

After being treated coldly in the border town, Carlos seldom went to YY anymore. He saw the person who had already put on the earphones, and the mouse and keyboard flew up, so he decisively put on the bluetooth and lay down on the bed to watch the photo album to brush up his skills.This is the picture album and monthly magazine created by Tom and his club. It contains the outstanding works of the members, and there will be comments from the instructors on it.

The influence of Carlos' appearance is undoubtedly huge. Even though he is far away in China, the president of the photography agency still pays to send him every issue of the album.It has to be said that those who can enter Rhode Island College have several brushes.Although Carlos doesn't know much about photography, the album is pleasing to the eye, and the instructor's comments are also humorous.

It is rare to see a photo album that can laugh and cry.

Wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes, Carlos was about to turn the next page when someone knocked on the head of the bed.He turned over and looked under the bed.I saw the gaming house looking up, shaking the phone in his hand.

"The nerds will rush directly from their part-time jobs to the hotel, and the two of us will go first?"

"Oh? Isn't it 7 o'clock for dinner?"

"Why are you so engrossed? It's already 6:[-]."

His eyes widened, Carlos looked out the window, and it was really half-dark.He quickly sat up, turned over from the upper bunk and jumped out of bed, and walked to the closet. He had deliberately checked the location of the hotel on Baidu before, and walked there from the school. It took half an hour to walk, and the bus ran every 15 minutes. His character was not good. Well, definitely be late!

Late for the first dinner, do you still want to make friends?

"I have an electric car, you don't have to drive so fast... Fuck! Don't move! Stop!"

Carlos, who had just stuck his head out from the neckline of his t-shirt and was about to pull his clothes off, was stunned.He looked at the surprised man suspiciously.

"what happened?"

The gaming nerd came to Carlos in one step, and squatted down to look at his lower abdomen.

"Two, four, six, eight! Damn it! Damn it, it's actually the legendary eight-pack abs! Damn it! Dude, you squeezed it out like that! Ask me for help!"

Carlos was full of black lines, and put on his clothes with a snap.

"Do you think it's cleavage? You can get it out just by squeezing it? You want abdominal muscles, and strength training for four hours a day is indispensable. Do you want to try it?"

Saying the word cleavage with that handsome face like a sculpture of David made the game house a little disillusioned.

This male god is too frankly down-to-earth, right?

This disillusionment lasted until he successfully got the new male god on campus to sit on the back seat of his electric car, and with his arms around his waist the whole time, he passed through the school gate where the students were crowded together, and drove towards the hotel. .

The CAFA Campus Forum this evening is destined to be lively.

"Who Abducted the Number One Beauty in Our Academy?"You come out, I promise to kill you! "

"Blind my dog's eyes, talk about the speed dating between male gods and electric cars!" "

"I always thought that a handsome sports car is a standard configuration, but the pattern is broken"

"818, the new male god on campus who makes freshmen's legs weak just by his voice, and makes old students bow by his face alone"

When the two arrived at the entrance of the hotel, Carlos finally saw the nerd's face for the first time after living together for three days.His figure is as thin as he imagined, around 175, definitely not weighing more than 100 catties. Because he is too thin, the facial features on his face appear very three-dimensional, and his cold and hard face is completely destroyed by his dull and timid temperament. It looks a little wretched.

The gaming nerd briefly introduced the two of them, and then took them to the hotel.

"You and Taozi come here often?"

Three characters, nerd and Carlos walked behind, he tried hard to hook up with this person who likes to look at the ground when he walks.

"……Um."

The voice is so small that it can hardly be heard!Are you a mosquito reincarnated?And it's cold!Couldn't listen any more, the gaming nerd took a step back and stood side by side with Carlos, sandwiching the nerd in the middle.Putting one hand on the shoulder of the person who wanted to retreat, he grinned.

"He can only be um, oh, ah? He can say anything. But the nerd is still good, but he is a little stupid and timid, isn't he? A nerd?"

The game nerd patted his thin arm, and the latter just nodded awkwardly.Satisfied with his response, the gaming geek went on to serve Carlos Cope.

"The chairman is old and rich. His family runs a movie theater. His parents bought him a villa in Chaoyang District, and he drives a sports car to school every day. If it wasn't for the exchange students this time, we haven't had the chance to see him yet." .That guy has been chasing Yuanhua since his freshman year. Yuanhua is the head of the external relations department of their student union, so he always has a dinner party when he has nothing to do. He is almost always in this hotel. Never mind what he said later What, anyway, when the food is on the table, you can eat."

It seems that this time I am using it as a ready-made excuse.

After understanding the theme of this dinner, Carlos suddenly lost interest. During the whole dinner, no matter how the president talked, he followed the action of the game nerd and immersed himself in the food.

The legendary Yard Flower sat next to the president and chatted with her the whole time.Her expression is very explicit in Carlos' eyes. When others talk, her beautiful big eyes will look at the other person intently, and she always maintains a decent and natural smile on her face.Her words show that this beauty is definitely not a vase.

However, once she met the president, the smile of Yuan Hua disappeared from her eyes.

Carlos was treated worse than the president.Yuanhua could still smile falsely at the president, but turned away from him.Carlos could tell if he was crying because of his handsome face, the other party was obviously disgusted and didn't even want to look at it.My heart aches for myself.

Could it be the distorted aesthetics in the novel?The uglier people are more handsome in her eyes, and the more handsome people are uglier in her eyes?Just think about it.He took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Gu Sen who was far away in Shanghai.

There is actually a beautiful woman who has the heart to show disgust on my face.In this situation, should I step up to Xie Mei with a wild smile and say, "Very good, woman, you have successfully aroused my interest."

— Carlos

Gu Sen was pulled out by this bitch to ridicule Gu Sen's obsession with reading Tanmei novels.

It is estimated that the other party is not busy. This time, Gu Sen quickly replied to the message.

"What should I do with you?"

—— Mensao

Shivering silently, Carlos quickly took back the phone. He has done too much recently, and the wood in his house has started to turn black. This is too bad!

I don't know if it's because of the courtyard flower's obvious rejection of Carlos. During the whole dinner, the president didn't talk to Carlos, which made the latter feel a lot easier.

There was a sound of knocking on the door, and the crowd stopped, and several people turned their eyes to the president. He straightened his clothes a little, and then strode towards the door.

As soon as the door opened, three men of the same age and dressed as the president came in, and the pretense on their bodies could be smelled from far away.

"Yo, so it was you. I was still thinking that that guy booked all the boxes on this floor. Why? The first meal at the beginning of school is not to invite our buddies? Could it be that the courtyard flower is here to hold a celebration banquet?"

The three of Carlos happened to be sitting near the door, and they listened to each other's words. With a strong smell of scumbags, Carlos squinted his eyes and glanced at the courtyard flower who was sitting calmly on the chair.The latter glanced at him from the end of his eyes, then turned to look the other way.The heads of the nerds and gamers were even lower, and the tips of their noses were almost touching the plates.

"What are you talking about? A group of American exchange students came to our school. This time, we specially held a party for everyone to communicate with each other."

"Hey, do you have an American girl? I heard that she has a very good figure, so she can let go, so bring her here for fun!"

American girl, American girl, Carlos's nickname for Audrey is perfectly substituted.After wiping his lips with a tissue, he slowly stood up. His height is really nothing in the United States, it is all over the street, but in this box, in terms of height, he is definitely the tallest.

With a gentle smile, he turned slowly to look at the people surrounded by his figure.

"There are no American girls, but there is a Chinese paper with a very good figure and can let go. How do you want to play?"

As soon as the words came out, the audience fell silent, and the president remembered that there was an exchange student who was proficient in listening, speaking, reading and writing in Mandarin.He laughed and pulled Carlos to quickly introduce the other party's identity in English. The point is, he is very powerful in Beijing, even if he is a foreigner, he can't be provoked.

And the gaming geek who was sitting and eating all the time also quietly tugged on Carlos's trousers.He motioned him to shut up and sit down.

Because the people at the dinner table were sitting some distance away from the door, they couldn't hear the conversation between the three of them, and saw the inexplicable stalemate in the atmosphere. They all turned their eyes to the president and Carlos who were whispering to each other.

Just when the chairman was trying his best to explain the different social structures in China and the United States.The young man who had just entered the door became violent. He grabbed Carlos by the shoulder with one hand and turned him upright. He kept greeting the two companions behind him with the other hand.

"Okay! Fortunately, I turned Shanghai upside down, so you hid in Beijing! Come on, drag me to the box!"