The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

China·Qinghai

The shining red star on the scarf, her name is Xiao Hongxing three times. It has been several days since the song meeting of Friends of Rotten Girls. Tomorrow is the day to enlist in the army. After saying goodbye to her high school roommates, she walked home with a heavy heart .As soon as I opened the door, I greeted my dad who came out of the kitchen.

Seeing his daughter's reddish eye sockets, the father also knew it, grinning and handed the sieve in front of the daughter.

"The freshly caught river prawns were brought here by your uncle. Your mother said that you have to make your favorite hot and sour prawns tonight. Be happy. Ah."

"Ok!"

Nodding her head, she sucked her nose vigorously, but it was still a little blocked.

"Niuniu is back? Everyone has seen everyone?"

Hearing the movement at the door, the mother who had been busy in the kitchen hugged a piece of corn that hadn't been peeled and poked her head out.

"Well, I saw everything!"

"Oh, by the way, there is a courier today. I can't understand the ghost text on it. It's probably for you. Wife! Where did you put that big package!"

The mother in the kitchen suddenly called out to the backyard.

"On the table in the hall—"

"Foreign? That must be a cheering gift from my husband! Wow! I'm so looking forward to it! What will it be!"

Seeing their daughter's depressed mood when she just entered the door, the couple's curiosity was aroused. They don't have any foreign relatives in their family. How can they not know what their daughter's English level is, and the exam has just ended.

Putting down the things in their hands, the couple followed the daughter to the hall tacitly.

"Niuniu, who is this gentleman? Why didn't I know you knew foreigners?"

"Mom! This is the singer who usually sings on the computer. Sir, he is my god! The singing is so beautiful!"

Xiao Hongxing straightened the large package that was tightly wrapped by wooden splints. While explaining to her mother, she silently looked at the address bar. If she was not bilingual in Chinese and English, she really would not have recognized that the fluttering string was her. 26 familiar letters!

"I know this, my wife, what's the name of the song you danced to? Yes, "On the Moon", I heard it that time, and it's so beautiful."

I rolled my eyes at my father, no matter how rough the queen's voice is, it's still a female voice, and she said it was sir!gentlemen!gentlemen!It's a man.Too lazy to explain to her father, she quickly tore off the sealing glue, and then began to peel off the half-meter-high wooden plywood.

This eager and rough action is really not afraid of breaking the things inside, even the father beside her couldn't stand it anymore, he squatted in front of her, and motioned for his daughter to hold her, and let him take it apart.

"Sure enough, I have to go to the army for two years to get rid of this problem."

"When I come back two years later, your daughter who is as tender as an egg has turned into an African girl. I'm afraid you won't recognize her even if she is standing in front of you."

Watching the gifts being gradually opened, Xiao Hongxing habitually quarreled with his father.

"Yo! My wife! Look!"

Dad had already disassembled a wooden board, and when he saw the white wrapping paper, he tore it off in two or three strokes. The gift body revealed inside made his eyes widen. I want to touch it but dare not touch it.

The mother who was called came out from behind him and looked into the package. She had long been curious about what this big box contained.When she really saw what was inside, her expression also paused, and her eyes turned red.

"Like! Really like! My little girl is so handsome——"

Since I was right in front of my parents, I couldn't see what the gift under the package looked like.

I was not the first to see the gift from the male god!Do not open Sen!

"Ah! This is obviously a gift from my idol to join the army, why did you get ahead of me! Show me! Show me—wow!"

She stomped her feet and acted like a baby, then squeezed her whole body between her parents.

After she saw the real body of the gift, she cried out in surprise.This is a medium-sized figure oil painting, which is the appearance of Carlos after two years of proper simulation based on the scarf head of the sparkling red star.I specially went to Baidu to find military uniform photos of other people who have completed their military service, and I strictly copied every detail and then painted them on the canvas.

The final product is Xiao Hongxing in military uniform, saluting with a proud smile on his face.The background is not the traditional national emblem of blue sky, white clouds, airplanes, colorful flags, but a splicing of several places that the family is familiar with.

These scenes were published by Xiao Hongxing a long time ago. Some went to the river to fish with friends during the summer vacation; Fragments left.

Even if they don't know how to appreciate oil paintings, the family of three thinks the paintings are too good.And Xiao Hongxing felt the deepest. To be honest, she was just a small fan, and the male god didn't have to do so hard, which made her want to cry again.

"Look, this is my idol on the Internet! How amazing!"

"This painting is so good, it must be hung in the middle of the hall! Let relatives see it as soon as they come in!"

"That's right, you still said that there is something wrong with your daughter. You must have brought her quick temper. There is still a note here."

After taking the origami handed over by his mother, Xiao Hongxing opened it to read.

TO sparkle

Due to a little rush of time, I sent the painting before I processed it.

After about half a year, you have to varnish this.

In addition, pay attention to your body, come on!come on!come on!

I believe you can become an excellent soldier!

FromC

"Dad, don't hang up for now, we will have to varnish after half a year. Ah! I'm so happy! I really want to run around downstairs! No, I have to wear a scarf! Parents, draw it for me, I Carry me to my room!"

Xiao Hongxing took the painting directly, and rushed upstairs.Only the couple looked at each other helplessly.

Twinkle Red Star: Sir!I got your gift for enlisting in the army! ! ! ! !Great!Great!Great!My parents were shocked! ! !Fuck, I can't stop crying!It will probably be swollen into a walnut tomorrow! ! ! ! @Mr.C

【Comment】

[Ask for a real body! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[So envious, jealous and hateful!The neck master handed over the gift!I can not beat you to death! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Beep! ! ! ! !If I knew that my husband would give gifts, I would join the army! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[I'm just curious what the gift is, is it something to eat? ]

Shining Red Star: It's not food, it's a picture my husband drew for me!Just use my avatar as a reference! ! !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ! !

[I want to kill the neck master!Those who show off will be killed without mercy! ! ! ! ]

[Master, upload the picture quickly! ]

Twinkle Red Star: No!This is a gift from my husband alone!Let me lick alone for two years!When I come back, I will announce the real body of the gift! ! ! !

[Show offers kill without mercy! ]

[+ ID number! ]

Mr. C: As long as you like it, you will enlist in the army tomorrow, take a good rest tonight, come on! @火火红星

【Comment】

[咔咕咱——Mr. is so gentle!I can't bear to let you go! ]

[Upstairs you are enough!I finally forgot about my husband's temporary retirement, and you brought it up again!Tears can't stop! ]

[Sir, let's go to school!Hope to get into the ideal school! ! !Is it a university? ]

Mr. C: Yes.Because you have to prepare your portfolio, you need to reserve more time.

[What an awesome feeling!Hammer, sir is actually younger than me! ! ! ! !Can't see it at all! ! ! ! ]

[Powerful fit photo! ! ! ! ! ]

Mr.C: I'm busy, see you later.

[Mr. waving~]

[wave~]

Dissatisfaction is loss: You guys are chatting on the forum——

[My lord!My fans are suffering!The queen is gone, and the husband is also temporarily retreating! ! ! !I have nothing to love TAT]

[+1! ! ! ! ! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: all the singers you are talking about are dead——

[That's different, I'm the one who has to hold Mr.'s recording to fall asleep! ]

[Surprised to find fans of idiots! ]

Her Majesty: Don't be afraid, there will be a large wave of resources coming soon.Enough for you to lick till the end of time.

[Is there adultery?Seek the inside story! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

No matter how the fans in the comments begged, the queen kept her mouth shut.He Man noticed that his own brother seemed to be doing some tricks without telling him!Could it be that she has been too obsessed with love recently and neglected her own brother?So she immediately logged into YY, and called Carlos's private chat.

At this time, Carlos was still in the queen's small black room. While the two were chatting, the YY message sounded continuously.He moved the mouse to the icon, and He Man's avatar flickered non-stop.He sighed helplessly.

"Looking at you like this, I guess it's a loss?"

the Queen teased.

"Except for her, there are really not many people who can make me sigh. Didn't you say you wanted to give fans a surprise, so why did you just say it. She kept knocking on me to ask for details."

"This is called a propaganda technique. By the way, I thought you would be firmly opposed to being together with Brother Du Bin. After all, you are still young, and you are both."

Although we don't spend much time together, people who are very vocal know that Carlos is a standard sister-in-law. When he knew that his younger brother hooked up with the sister-in-law's own sister, Brother Akita was worried that Carlos would directly kill him in China. The younger brother was destroyed humanely.

In the end, they came and ate two meals together, but nothing happened, which made people feel like the calm before the storm.However, he went back to the United States without saying anything afterwards, which surprised a lot of people.

"Because I'm too young, I don't worry about what will happen. And after September, Du Bin and Ying are in No. 9 Middle School, and He Man is in No. [-] Middle School. What else do I need to worry about?"

Carlos' words made the queen pause, and she hesitated.

"Why do I think there is something in your words?"

"Chicken-headed and phoenix-tailed, they are not of the same kind. He Man is too simple-minded and writes everything on his face. He has to suffer a little to grow up."

Seemingly understanding, the queen smiled.

"True friends don't care about these things. I think they usually have a good relationship. Your ideas are too realistic and not romantic at all."

"To be too romantic is to be too stupid and naive, but it doesn't matter how stupid He Man is, I'm still here."

"Pfft—you should cry when you hear it, have you ever said that about your sister!"

"Okay, leave her alone, she has a boyfriend now and forgets about her own brother, and gets down to business."

"Well, anyway, it's your sister, I don't worry about it."

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After the start of the new semester, the student party is struggling to get out of the holiday syndrome. The ordinary first and second graders are fine, but the third and senior third parties are directly smashed to death on the desk by a large pile of test papers. .In the first half month, the resentment brimming in the scarf and the public screen almost took shape, determined to follow the example of Sadako and climb out of the computer screen.

[public screen]

[It’s so boring, if the husband is not here, there will be no singers on the mic for the whole morning, can it only be a group performance? ]

[It’s really boring. I used to listen to my husband’s singing while I went to work, and I was very energetic when I was doing things, but now I just wither.Is the field control baby not here?It's okay to play a recording.My company computer has no recording resources QAQ]

[Fuck, what are you still doing here!Go to the official website to get resources!The latest cover of Mister and Queen has been published! ! ! ! ! ]

It can be clearly seen that the public screen has been deserted immediately, and the rest are just asking for connections.

Official Voice: Mr. & the Queen will perform the series "Sister is no longer in the arena, but the legend of her is circulating in the arena". [Renewed link]

【Comment】

[Destroy haha! ! !What the hell is the name of this series! ! ! ! !It must have been started by the queen, I just ask one question!Where did you put my husband! ! !Hahaha! ! ! ]

[Kneel before listening to the song!The queen dominates the rivers and lakes!For generations to come! ]

[Laughing, the strong rise of the Queen's teaching!Has my husband become a godfather? ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Teaching husband and son! ! ! ]

[Fuck, what the hell is teaching husband and wife!Help your son overthrow Lao Tzu! ! !Fuck, I won't play with you guys, I'll go listen to the song first! ! ! ]

[Let's go! ! ! ! ]

For this circle, the queen has indeed spent a lot of thought and energy, but after all, getting married and having children is an important part of her life. Although she is reluctant to give up, she can only choose to live between the two.It has been two or three years since she graduated from university and joined Wangfan. She is not very famous, but she still has thousands of fans.

There are talents from generation to generation, and a new generation replaces the old.

With her withdrawal, the original thousands of fans will gradually fall in love with other singers and gradually forget her. She is not reconciled, and she hopes that she can leave footprints in the circle to prove that she has been here.So with selfishness, she knocked on her husband's private letter.

If her influence alone is not enough, what about adding this singer who seems to be born to sing?

From the first assessment to the first joint activity, she saw the potential and influence of this new singer one by one.Not seeking fame, not seeking profit, singing with one heart, and singing well, there are typhoons, not many people like it.Mr. is one of them.

His appearance was like a violent hurricane that shook the whole sound.

Especially after the show off event, wolf was forced to withdraw from the sound movement. The wolf king fan who claimed to be the most unprovoked in the circle didn't do anything to him, and there were still many fans who were directly attracted by the husband. move, the first person to be mentioned must be Mr.

I have to say that the queen made the right move. Carlos understood her thoughts very well. If it was him, he also hoped that when he turned around and left, he could leave a beautiful back for the people behind him instead of snot and tears. A sunken dog's face.

Although it cannot last forever, it is still possible to be famous for a few years.

The two who reached a consensus spent more than half a month recording a total of 5 songs. Due to the rush of time, Carlos directly asked Locke's dignitaries later.It’s an entertainment company, a music producer, and a bunch of post-production technicians. I don’t know how he arranged it. Anyway, after one day, the post-production of five songs was all done. He also gave an additional animation MV for five songs. I was really moved. .

After the official announcement of the sound movement, Carlos and the queen also forwarded it at the same time.

Her Majesty: Little goblins, my majesty is about to give birth to a monkey, a gift for you! PS, who said I can't go abroad!Let's fight!Thank you Mr. @Mr.C for helping to correct the pronunciation for so many nights! !I said it absolutely in tears, many times in those few nights I thought I would not be able to leave the small black room alive!The gentleman holding the pointer is too ghostly! ! ! ! !Thank you friends and fans all the time! !Love you guys! ! ! ! Neversaygoodbye!

Only one of the five songs is in Chinese.For the first time, the queen tried to sell the cute style. She sang "We Are Silly" with Carlos with a sweet and greasy female voice. !The latest dog abuse Divine Comedy!

The second song started to follow the international style. Before the prelude of "Ineedadoctor", the queen's rough voice was more delicate than others, which was directly refreshing. The next was Carlos' slightly rough rap. This cover can be said that the lead singer is Card Ross, the Queen's role is Feat.

However, because the fans know Carlos Sudo very well, the most concerned about this song is the queen's new tune, which really went international.

If the second song did not reflect her domination of the rivers and lakes for thousands of years, then the third song directly attracted countless fans for the queen, and until a few years later, someone still dug out her version of the female solo "Love the Way You Lie" Teaching materials for new singers.

The fourth song released is actually the male and female chorus version of "Love the Way You Lie".In the words of fans, Carlos' powerful rap in this version makes the Queen particularly feminine.As the only male singer who can suppress the Queen in his singing, Carlos has won the support of a large number of Queen fans.

The last song is titled "Neversaygoodbye", which looks very sad from the name, but it is actually a Korean fast song full of male and female rap.

The five songs are the best gift for fans left behind by the Queen after her retirement.It is also the last cover song released by Carlos under the name of Sound Action.

These resources have spread throughout the Internet circle at an unparalleled speed within a few years. The Queen's original series name was correct, "Sister is no longer in the Jianghu, but the legend of her is circulating in the Jianghu".It's a pity that this is a playlist that will always only be Series One.