The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

During the last wave of publicity for the event, Shengdong supplemented the news that made countless fans mad.Due to three reasons, the female singer-Queen of Voice will completely withdraw from the circle after participating in the "Full Moon Night·Friends of Rotten Girls" trade union activity and filling in the pits.

This is the first one, and the second one is for the same reason. The activity of Singer-C will be temporarily withdrawn, and it is expected to return in a year.

Due to her character, the queen is especially popular with female fans on the channel, and the atmosphere in her den is also very good. When she is almost free, she holds women's tea parties, shares some female secrets, talks about handsome stars from various countries, and gossips in circles Things in the house or all kinds of best things around you.

The so-called three women in one drama, there are often disagreements within the small nest about a certain gossip, or because of the CP matching problem in the circle, there is direct conflict.But we are still good friends after quarreling and tearing up.He Man also loves to go to the Queen's nest. If Wolf's fans used to be the first in fighting power in Sound Action, then the fighting power of the Queen's group must at least rank second.

Because the group includes 14-year-old little lolita, up to 40-year-old successful strong women, they don't like to swipe pictures, they don't like to swipe the screen, they like to use rich language without dirty words to kindly comment on it pinch point.Let the other party fully realize that women are not easy to mess with and difficult to deal with.

Since the majority of the Queen's fans are adult women, they can easily understand the reason for her withdrawal. At this age and married, the next step is to have children.After having a baby, where is the time to mix circles.

Therefore, the queen's scarf is full of blessings, and the emotional female fans are also very enthusiastic to let her pay attention to her body and share various little knowledge about pregnancy preparation.

It is completely different from the touching and warm painting style of the Queen's scarf. Under Carlos's scarf, there are mourners everywhere. Fans are crying and begging not to leave. He was too lazy to make a homepage, so he directly made a simple black and white background, so he was rendered by fans It's like weeping.Passers-by who didn't know even followed the team to light candles, and may the deceased rest in peace.

Seeing this ridiculous situation, He Man enthusiastically asked her little boyfriend to follow suit.

As a last resort, Carlos had to update a message to prove that he was alive.

Mr.C: Thanks to the true love fans for letting me experience the scene of my young age in the future. PS, I'm just temporarily retiring to prepare for the entrance examination, not to go to the sky to fight the aliens.The death rate is really not high.

[Beep!I can't stand not being accompanied by Mr.'s monstrous Gongyin for a year!Phantom limbs won't be hard anymore! ]

[Fuck!The upstairs is so dirty! ! ! !I just can't get enough of it! ]

[Welcome to Dongfang Shuguang Andrology! ]

[Farewell to ED, let my beloved husband feel your stalwart and health]

[I beg you to bid farewell to the concert playlist!Beg for a handsome face, beg for Su's face!Make a face! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Please stop the nosebleed! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: Don't think about it, both songs are very honest.

[gentlemen! ! ! !Night of the full moon! ! !Friends of Rotten Girls! ! ! !No point will be deducted for the composition, no points will be deducted for the topic, and if the singing does not meet the theme, are you worthy of your Chinese teacher! ]

Dissatisfaction is a loss: Your husband studied in an American middle school_(:з)∠)_

[gentlemen!Kneel and cry! ]

[gentlemen!Kneel and cry! ! ! +10086]

They all come from fans, and Carlos knows that it is not easy to be a fan.

Usually, he climbs mics on the channel. Although the trade union clearly prohibits the public screen to ask for songs, because his online time is mostly in the morning in China, and there are not many fans. Satisfied, the field control sometimes has only one eye open and one eye closed.

Seeing that the comments on the scarf have already exceeded a thousand, the rest are all begging and crying.He thought, anyway, it's a farewell, or just change it?Anyway, for him, the difficulty is not high, and satisfying the wishes of fans appropriately, isn't it the cultivation of a good male god?

Thinking this way, he really sent a private message to Cha Zi. Since the song list had been submitted last week, the subtitle team was rehearsing fancy styles, so changing the song suddenly was tantamount to letting the subtitle team practice in vain.Cha Zi first communicated with the leader of the subtitle group, and then replied to Carlos.

Because many of the participating singers did not have subtitles at home, the subtitle group needed to rehearse a lot of songs. Of Carlos's two songs, only one rehearsal started.

Mr.C: In this case, I only need to change one song, and I don’t need to do any tricks, just roll out the lyrics.

Audio Channel Manager - Cha Zi: Don't do fancy tricks?Time should be enough.

Mr. C: Well, it is estimated that the public screen will not have time to pay attention to fancy styles.

Voice channel manager - Cha Zi: ...

After changing the playlist, Carlos updated the bib.

Mr. C: The playlist has been changed and the title has been deducted. Please pass it.

After finishing the work, I immediately took off the scarf, and consciously went to the queen's small black room to report.Before leaving the circle for a while, there are too many things that need to be done. For the things that the two of them secretly planned, both sides tried their best to squeeze out the spare time to get together secretly.

The school day is approaching, which is both anticipation and sadness for fans of Sonic.However, no matter what they think, life is still moving forward at a leisurely pace.In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the event.It was still 07:30 on Saturday night, and it was still seven o'clock, and the host came to warm up the scene.

Different from the past, the number of people who have played before the opening tonight has reached 5000!This number is definitely not in the top 50 among many karaoke channels, but how long has Sound Action been established?Not even 10 singers.

Before Carlos entered, the popularity of the channel was only over 2000 at the busiest time.Among them, Wolf's fans accounted for a quarter. It can be said that the queen's withdrawal and the appearance of Carlos this time have added a lot of topics to the sound.

This is the second time for Carlos to participate in the group activity of Sound Action. Different from the first PK competition between Goddess and Goddess, this time he can be described as ambitious. The reason is very simple. The system has brushed out daily expectations in a trendy way.

【Sing for 1000 audiences, reward 1000 points】

【Sing for 5000 audiences, reward 5000 points】

[Perfect performance, reward 500 points]

[Earn 10 dollars by tipping, reward 100 points]

[Earn 100 dollars by tipping, reward 1000 points]

The expectations of the M3 system have a habit, that is, they like integer progression. Once [sing for 1000 audiences] and [sing for 5000 audiences] are completed, there is a high probability that [sing for 10000 audiences] will appear immediately.

Also looking forward to the popularity of over 5, which is different from the pure purpose of the management, Carlos is directly aiming at happiness.There are too many lifetime rewards that can be redeemed in the system, and the minimum consumption starts at [-] points. It takes a long time to save two or three hundred points for one daily expectation reward!

And tonight is a good opportunity to make a lot of money, can't you be excited!

He directly accepted the first four expectations, and the last one was too mysterious.A set of 66 small gifts, he can get 100% of the 800 yuan, 66 dollars is still equivalent to 4 soft sister coins, the time of two songs, how many sets of [-].So just give up, the most important thing is that you can only accept up to [-] daily routines at the same time.

The song will start soon, the official host of this event is Cha Zi, she first introduced the theme of this event.The reason is that in the last event, the punishment part brought too much fun to everyone. Whether it is a singer or a fan, this kind of performance that breaks through shame is especially popular.

As a result, the masses have requested to hold a special event to break the shame, and refer to the punishment link for details.At first, Cha Zi refused. She felt that the singers would definitely not want to participate in such an out-of-the-way event. To be a god or goddess, they must be packaged in a taller way.

The result was beyond her expectation, the male singers were the first to respond.Their thoughts are easy to understand. Anyway, they have already lost their morality last time, and they don’t care about losing it again. Moreover, there are more female singers than male singers. Last time, female singers were all winners in life. This time the event has really started. Can the female singer still participate?Stand up decisively!

Typically, I can't make it easier for you even if I die.

Although the number of fans of male singers is not as high as that of female singers, the general public is looking forward to watching the excitement, especially the excitement of other people.So a large number of fans of female singers, whether they are black fans or true fans, actively and enthusiastically signed up for their goddesses.

So with the consent of all the singers, Cha Zi finally decided to plan this welfare activity, singing Xiaohuang songs in a serious manner.As for the absence of Carlos' participation in the whole process?That doesn't matter, there is a girl who is determined to be a cheater, so she can sign up for her.

Cha Zi quickly finished the opening speech, and the first singer had already been carried into the mic.Known as the voice-moving female singer, the two songs selected by Xue this time are "I Love You" by Karen Mok and "I Want to Hug" by Wang Rong.When the first song appeared, all kinds of [Age Exposure Series] were displayed on the public screen, and Carlos had never heard of this song.

Because I haven't heard the original song, I can't understand what Gongping said, and this version of Xue's is so hot.But in the second song, he did clearly feel the anger coming to his face.I have to say that the singers that Chazi found were all of good quality. After this song was adapted by Xue, it sounded better than the original version, and it was much more irritating.

The singers who appeared later were basically singers that I seldom contacted. Firstly, it was due to jet lag. Secondly, many singers at this time just came to mic when they were free, and they did not stand out among the singers at all.

Carlos' greatest joy is watching the gossip on the public screen while listening to the singers on the microphone.At this time, the channel has gathered 7000 people.By the time the queen was hugged by Cha Zi personally, the number of channel members had risen to more than 8000.

The queen didn't say much, but simply said thank you for the fans' support all the time, and I will see you again when I have a chance.In the three-dimensional pursuit of happiness on the public screen, she also threw away her integrity and sang "Itch".For her with a natural voice that follows the legendary line of the phoenix, she also tried her best to show off.

"Fuck, I won't sing this kind of slow song anymore, my throat is so itchy! The next song is the rewritten version of "Pink Memories" provided by your very honest gentleman! Subtitle baby, are you ready?" ?”

[public screen]

[Fuck!When the queen said that, I was so panicked! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Mo Fang!hold me! ! ! ! ! ! ]

The classic prelude sounded very briskly, and then the queen's unique tension voice came out.

[public screen]

[Subtitle baby lazy!It's still the original lyrics! ]

[Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! !What did I hear! ! ! ! ! ]

Subtitle Baby: This baby is still a child, please let me go QAQ.

[I dragged you into the sorghum field, crushed you to death and prevented you from breathing, the one behind was too fast, I didn't hear it! ! !Subtitle baby, get out of here! ]

[Damn it, it's an empty ear upstairs! ! ! ! ]

[Mr. is indeed very honest! ! ! ! !The lyrics are not dirty at all! ! ! !Weep silently! ! ]

Singer-C: The lyrics were changed by someone else, I just provided the Queen with a version.

[I can already look forward to two honest songs from Mr._(:з)∠)_]

Due to the pressure of the public screen, the subtitle baby still started to scroll the revised lyrics.Immediately, the public screen was full of [Fuck], [Great Smudge] and [Hahaha], and it was hard for the Queen to sing in a serious manner.

When the last note was over, the queen couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly burst out laughing magically.

"Hahaha! I can hardly breathe! This song is called "You in the Sorghum Field", damn it, I can no longer look directly at the sorghum field in my hometown! No, I still want to laugh! You are the boss! Hahaha—”

Before Cha Zi could hug her, the Queen jumped off.

"I can only say that fortunately there is no sorghum field near my house, otherwise I wouldn't dare to go out at night, I always feel that I will be pushed into the field one way or another. Okay, just kidding. Next, let's invite our husband! No one has hugged me yet. Come up, the public screen is already high. Well, I guess you don’t need me to introduce the singer, so just sing directly, sir.”

With a smile, Chazi hugged Carlos into Yimai.

"Then I'll just go ahead and give you the Püf by Murat Boz. Three, two, one, go."

The prelude music with Middle Eastern characteristics sounded, and the subtitle baby rolled directly.

Although he already had a premonition that he was about to be confused when he heard the prelude, but when Carlos spoke, he still knelt down in various ways.

[public screen]

[Help!The painting style is so blurred! ! ! !I can't understand the lyrics at all, which language is this, my mother, the pronunciation is so ghostly!But with a sense of mystery!Ass is about to twist up! ]

[All I can say is not English!Shaking legs!It should be from the Middle East! ! ! ! ]

[If you read the subtitles, you will know that it is not English (←←), why do I feel that the subtitles are rolling around? ]

Subtitle baby: Anyway, everyone can’t understand or understand!It doesn't matter if it's messy or not!

[Fuck!What a witty answer! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Sound management A-Cui Kui: I heard him sing this song, it's a Turkish song.

[The pace is so fast!Sir is so handsome! ! ! ! ! !Although I don't understand it, I always feel that the pronunciation is very sexy! ]

[Am I the only one who cares if this song is not obvious? ]

[(←←)You are not alone!Listening to music feels sexy, but not showy!gentlemen! ! !Say good show! ! !With your appearance, I can only give you 60 points to pass! ! ! ! ]

[Indicating that I am very satisfied, secretly want to report Turkish! ! ! ]

[All kinds of swings and twists can't stop! ! ! !So excited! ! !I like! ! ! ! !Sir, I want to give birth to monkeys for you! ! ! ]

When the singing was over, even System's body was a little panting.After Carlos breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the public screen's [Qing Pan Praise! ! 】Laughed.

"Self-study is fine. If you are a university student who wants to apply for native language, you should think carefully about it. Don't be impulsive. It's hard to learn. Employment is a big problem."

[public screen]

[Hey—Mr. noticed what I said! ! !so excited!Hug me downstairs!I'm going to faint! ! ! ! ]

[Sister, go away!I hug you! ]

[hug! ! ! ! ! ]

"Okay, second and last song."

[public screen]

[Sure enough, it's Mr. International, and it's still an English song. This time it's with English subtitles and Chinese subtitles. I can definitely understand it. As a true fan, I also feel sorry for myself. ]

[Because sir, I decided to study English QAQ well, and it hurts me too. ]

[Is Simai's subtitle baby acting cute? ]

Refuse to roll Chinese!Please do your own Baidu Chinese translation: look at this baby's name!don't go!No matter how hard you force me this time, I won't leave!

Together with the music, the English subtitles began to roll the title of the song. Although the rhythm was brisk, the lyrics were not sung fast. The members of the two subtitle groups on Maixu were in charge of rolling the English subtitles. With Carlos singing, the two babies had a tacit understanding You go away, I go away.Responsible for the Chinese subtitles really strike directly.

[public screen]

[Before I read the Chinese translation, I only thought that Mr. Singing was so calm and upright, and the only thing that made me laugh was the sound effects and monologues other than the lyrics. After reading the Chinese translation, I knelt down. ]

[No wonder the subtitle baby doesn't roll! ! !The shame is directly off the charts! ! ! ! ! ]

[Mr. Naobu was already lying on the bed with a noble and glamorous face and said to me: Sit up and move yourself! ! ! ! ! ]

[Fuck!This is full of sense of sight! ! ! ! ! !There are also all kinds of cold snorting, all kinds of bitches, all kinds of bitch QAQ, crying coquettishly!Oops, lived for 16 years!Only then did I realize that I was an M! ! ! ! ]

[Beep! ! ! !No matter how much my husband is panting, no matter how many times he sings "FUCKME", he can't cover up this strong QAQ!It turns out that I am also an M! ! ! ! (ノへ￣,)]

[I'm riding on you/Nothing's a fluke/Never try to turn over make me stop/Make me wiggle/Make you rock/Let you hear me/Watch me walk/Watch me fuck you/Look at me Suck a lollipop / Wanna make a filthy mess / I'll make you hot / Make you wiggle / I'll surprise the world / I'm your tease / I'm your fuel / I just wanna watch you Salivating/Dripping on your lap come on girl/You want me to fuck you/Enjoy/Fuck me/I'm a celebrity/You can't take your eyes off me/I let You fuck me just to get me on top of lust/Fuck me/Who told me I'm a celebrity/Make your hands want to go/I know you want to suck my dick so what are you waiting for... Take care of phone babies . ]

[Ahhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Fuck ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !So dirty! ! ! ! ! ! !gentlemen!I definitely give you full marks! ! ! ! ]

[Crying, saying fuck me, why is the aura so aggressive! ! ! ! ! ]

[The glamorous and noble ghost attacked TAT, and was so handsome that he couldn't close his legs!please fuck cry! ! ! ]

[Damn it, it's so filthy, so filthy! ! !Please fuck and cry QAQ]

Singer-Akita: I choose to die...

Singer-Dubin: I choose to die too...

[Mr. is true, total attack, wow!There are over [-] channels! ]

During Carlos's singing, the public screen swiped too fast. Although the field control soon opened the speech restriction, it still couldn't stop the crazy fans.All kinds of flowers and gifts are flying.However, the number of people on the channel is still rising. After Carlos finished singing, the number of people has been roughly set at 17000.

"A song "LollipopLuxury", did you pass this time? Also, I'm sorry, because I have to prepare for further studies, so I will leave everyone temporarily. I hope that you can continue to support Sonic when I am away. Thank you."

After saying this, Carlos kept his usual speed, quickly got off the mic, and mingled in the public screen until the end of the event.

This night, because of the queen's departure and Carlos' outburst, the midnight show went on until two o'clock in the morning. Every singer, whether familiar or not, talked a lot around them, and finally it was the Han paper of the Queen's house. The sudden appearance interrupted this endless late-night interview.

In general, all parties are satisfied.