The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

No matter which country you are in, the campus life in the last year of high school is busy and tense. Tom is holding the report card at the end of the last semester, and he lies weakly on Carlos's desk.The latter is still holding the textbook calmly and slowly flipping through the pages one by one, his posture is as graceful as a painting.

"Didn't your grades be the same as mine before? Why did you suddenly jump up like a rocket in half a semester! This is unscientific! Ah! Damn it! I know all the letters in this book. The hypnosis BUFF is automatically generated! Shit! I fell asleep just looking at it! Go to God for the credits!"

Xiao Mian, the person in front of you is a person who has experienced 16 years of exam-oriented education, and there are any books that you can't take into account.Even if you really don't understand, can't you memorize it by rote, just like memorizing formulas in science subjects, although you can't get full marks, but at least one-third of the steps.

What's more, the knowledge points of American high schools are too simple compared to the knowledge points of Chinese high schools.

As if seeing that Carlos was not going to respond to his complaints, Tom continued to cry.

"Do you really have the heart to leave me? You are the only one who walks alone on the vast road leading to Rhodes Island, won't you be driven crazy by loneliness!"

"What literary novels have you been reading recently?"

Seeing that his words were getting more and more outrageous, Carlos said helplessly. He was afraid that if he didn't interrupt Tom's performance, he would not want to finish reviewing the book in his hand today.

"I only read a little bit of general history of literature and art. By the way, how is your painting portfolio prepared?"

"I don't plan to use the previous one, I'm redrawing. Do you want to give up running the party and follow me to the library on Saturdays and Sundays? You know your grades."

Reaching out for Tom's report card, although the final mid-term exam scores do not account for too much of the total credits, it can be improved a little. After all, Tom didn't plan to continue his studies from the beginning, so the daily credits are not enough. , can only rely on the 12th grade to rush.

"Well, it looks like that's the only way to go at the moment."

At this moment, Jacob came over from outside the classroom and patted the rolled-up printing paper on Tom's head.The person who has no love in life keeps lying on the table and turns his head to look up, expressing doubts with his eyes.

"Here, I heard that this is a very famous photographer, although I have never heard of his name. Don't lose it, this is the introduction letter I asked for from others, there is no second one, prepare your portfolio carefully, Don't lose my face. Hmph."

The young master was as proud as a peacock, he turned around and left after throwing down the printing paper.

Carlos couldn't help laughing out at this arrogant look, and Tom carefully opened the rolled strips of printing paper in a daze, until a slightly curled envelope was revealed inside, and he could see the receipt when he turned over the envelope. The letter's name seemed to be a photographer Tom knew. After glancing at his surprised expression, Carlos picked up the book again.

"It seems that you have a good guide for your portfolio, and then you can prepare for the next exam with peace of mind."

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Different from Tom's entanglement, Carlos felt that the time was too short to brush up the painting skills to the full level. As far as the portfolio is concerned, the full-level skills will definitely increase a lot of points. There is an [-]% chance of being spotted by the instructor.

So he once again experienced the hell life in the third year of high school, but the headache of homework and test papers became easier and continuous drawing.Because he knew Carlos' goal in advance, the art teacher who took the elective class generously lent out the art room after school.

At the beginning of the second semester in 2011, Tom began to actively answer questions in class, flip through the photography collection after class, follow Carlos to the library after school and on Saturdays, and go out to the photographer introduced by Jacob on Sundays and small holidays Caifeng, life is really colorful.

On another ordinary Saturday, after breaking up with Tom in the library, Carlos returned to the mansion. Since the application for Shanghai Luxurious Court has been approved, the consultant moved directly to the domestic office.Without visitors, the mansion was completely deserted, and only Carlos and the maids who came to clean it occasionally were on weekdays.

Transfer the photos of the paintings accumulated in the mobile phone to the computer, and add a detailed introduction to each pair and then classify them into the folder of the portfolio.

He estimated that He Man in China should not have slept, so he boarded MSN.

Carlos: In?

He Man: Yes! ! ! ! !Didn't it mean to prepare for the exam, why do I still have time to go to MSN——

Carlos: What are you doing while you hang yourself and are still panting? Haven't slept yet?

He Man: Sigh, since you and the Queen retired, plus the previous wolf, Dingdong left a total of 3 popular singers. There are not many singers in the first place, and the loss of fans is serious!The senior sister put out an advertisement for the expansion of enrollment, and has been busy with assessments every day recently.I almost cry!Although I didn't expect much to find someone who can replace you, but the reality tells us that things can be worse than imagined!

Carlos: Have you ever met a soul singer with Yishui?

He Man: Uh, this is too much for you.On the first day, of the 20 exams, only two passed, and they were still let go. The senior sister said that after intensive training and systematic corrections, they can play. It is a pity to let it go.I only passed one on the second day, and none on the third day. They were all karaoke-level TATs. The exam week was still going on, and I felt like all the examiners were about to collapse.

Carlos: Take your time, Rome wasn't built in a day.

He Man: That's right, the problem is that we haven't been given enough time to build! ! !

Carlos: What's wrong?

He Man: TAT, a new karaoke union was established recently, the scale is bigger than ours, and there are many high-quality singers!There are a few seniors who are famous in the cover circle!Not to mention fans, even I secretly put on my vest and went to their house to watch Mai Xu QAQ.I'm really a heinous TAT.There are singers over there no matter morning, noon or evening, and none of the channel's popularity is lower than 5000.And the quality of the singer is really high, if you just slip out, you won't lose to brother Akita!Of course, still not as good as you! ! ! ! !

Carlos: What's the name of the union?

He Man: The gurgling sound! ! !Even the name is higher than ours!Sakura also asked if we should also change the four characters to improve the grade, but Dubin said, you immediately changed the name as soon as it was built, as if we were afraid of each other!

After seeing the words He Man typed, Carlos was in a bad mood.

Isn't the gurgling sound the union where the male god of the border town is staying?In his memory, he is very sure and certain that He Man is an early member of Murmur!What a fucking dog!He originally thought that the sound movement was the predecessor of the gurgling sound!Could it be that all his efforts during this time have been applied to the wrong target?

Carlos: Do you know the name of their channel OW?

He Man: You must know that she is a popular goddess in the cover circle, named Bingquan.

Sure enough, the names of the OWs are all the same, it seems that this gurgling sound is the gurgling sound of the previous life.He's in the wrong union, lighting himself up.Although his current vest is temporarily retired, it is unlikely that he will be transferred. His own sister, his friends, and his fans are all on the move.

It seems that the line of love and love between the same trade unions cannot be followed. Well, it seems that it is not bad for rival trade unions to love and kill each other.But it feels too difficult, forget it, the relationship between the two trade unions is good, can they form a brotherhood, and mutual support is also cute.

Consoling himself with the spirit of Ah Q, Carlos felt angina when he saw He Man's name.It's not easy for me, and I can't let others live too comfortably, even my own sister has to be treated equally.

So, Carlos continued to chat with his own sister with full of malice.

Carlos: How have you been with your little boyfriend lately?

He Man: ...

Carlos: I heard that the dormitory starts as soon as the first year of high school, not to mention the computer, even the mobile phone has to be secretly taken away?

He Man: ... Hey, hey!People are hard to tear down! ! ! ! ! !You can only send text messages all day long!You have to send it when he returns to the dormitory, otherwise he will be confiscated if the teacher finds out!After finally looking forward to him coming home from school on Friday, he came back with four sets of test papers!Pick a date in a library, he makes test papers and I read comics—; choose a coffee shop to date, he makes test papers and I play with my mobile phone——; go to a party at Sakura’s house, watch them make test papers, I play with mobile phones——, the test papers are finally done It's over, it's Sunday, and they're going back to school in the afternoon! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Carlos: I kind of want to laugh.Sorry, wait for me for 1 minute!Hahaha--

He Man: I'm still not my brother!I heard that they are going to be divided into classes in the second year of high school, and I don't want to disturb them. It is also the first year of high school, why are they so busy!

Carlos: When your city-wide rankings come out, you will know why they are so busy.I told you to go to No. [-] Middle School to study international classes, but you didn't go.Do you want to join the class in the second year of high school?

He Man: Forget it, I'm fine now, and I represented the school in the city's English recitation competition last time! No. 1! !Hahaha! ! !There is a bonus of 500 yuan!

Carlos: The first bucket of gold in life, why didn't I receive your thank you gift?After all, it is your personal English teacher.

He Man: ... Uh, I invited my classmates to sing K, and it cost me all... When there is another competition next time, I will definitely give you a gift with the No.1 prize money! ! ! ! ! TAT...

Carlos: All right, don’t cry, just do well, and I won’t be visiting you in China for half a year. Call me if you have anything to do, and I’ll help you refill the money. Take good care of yourself. You have been wronged, write it down in a notebook, and when I return to China, I will kick it out, you know?

He Man: I know!You have to work hard too!come on! Come on! ! !

Carlos: Caress, be good, go to bed early, staying up late is not good for the skin, you are not very beautiful.Haha, let's go.

Without waiting for He Man to explode, Carlos directly turned off MSN, took a deep breath, continued to pull himself together, took out the Bluetooth, and walked to the studio.The days seem to have returned to the time when I first traveled, drawing and painting every day to make money and brush skills for living expenses.

For the past six months, he was really scared.

The current profile is:

Traits: Bad hearted and nasty, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, full of charm

Happiness points: 5W

Lifetime Rewards: Fast Learner, Natural Cook, Fast Metabolism, Extra Creativity, Mesmerizing Audience, Legendary Host

Family funds: 1 million

技能：厨艺10级、逻辑7级、运动10级、绘画8级、魅力4级、灵巧4级、唱歌8级、吉他5级、种植2级、钓鱼4级。

Since I have been improving my painting skills, my recent expectation is to draw 50, 75, and 100 paintings, and to complete outstanding works and outstanding works that are multiples of 5. Anyway, as long as I keep painting, I hope that I can complete it. So happiness will pay off.

In terms of skills, because he wears bluetooth while painting, his logic and painting have been upgraded by one level. Since Carlos's appearance rate in YY is not high, his singing skills have risen to close to level 9.Other skills basically did not increase.

This pile of information is the result of half a year.

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After starting to prepare for the exam, Carlos almost quit the social network. Anyway, the world does not revolve around him alone. For others, 2011 is no different from 2010, but for VIP, it is a year of sorrow and joy. Year.

In South Korea, the Japanese drug-taking incident of the captain of the big bang first broke out, and then Top Jun fell into a scandal, and then there was a car accident in Dacheng. The bad news came one after another, as if the malice of the whole world were all targeting them at the same time.

Carlos didn't panic because he had already experienced it once in his previous life. He didn't say anything. In fact, it didn't matter if he said anything.He just found time to get on Twitter, unwavering in his support of his heroes.

Sometimes, the backbone is really important. Since the appearance of Carlos, the VIPs who were still flustered have more or less calmed down. The damage of idols is comparable to that of trolls.

Fans' fanfare continued until Big Bang, as the first Korean group, won the [Global Style Performance Award] at the MTV European Music Awards.

Before that, Carlos sent a private message to his male god in a hurry.

Mr. Cccccc: I heard from the maknae, you ate all the snacks I sent over by yourself?Don't forget to do exercise, otherwise you will become a fat ball when you come back, although you are the male god, you must be the most handsome and TOP fat man! ! ! o(*////▽////*)q

After chatting with the male god, knowing that the current members are in good condition, he also retreated with peace of mind, and continued to start the life of school-art room-home, three points and one line.

As the deadline for college applications approached, Carlos calmed down instead. He didn't plan to touch the paintbrush for the past week, and followed Tom to collect stories every day.

Among the five, the young master is probably the most relaxed. The family has already arranged everything for him.The second is American Sweetheart. Her goal is to have a psychology major, and she can apply to college. In the end, she will be a Middle Easterner. He has directly decided on his career-professional boxer.

Whether it's my friends, myself, or my sister, everything is going according to plan, the pressure is gone, the mood is flying, and the result of living a colorful life every day is: the spring dream that hasn't appeared for a long time comes again, and it's still the same Man, those hands that can arouse body heat, that sound of permission to shoot [beep——].

On the morning when he received the admission notice, Carlos lifted the quilt again in a daze, and covered his hot face with one hand.

This time the dream was too real. In the past, I only touched my waist, but this time I touched my ass directly.

The frightened Carlos' brain had long been burned to a paste, and he brought himself a breakfast as if he was sleepwalking the whole time. When he realized it, he found that he was standing in front of the easel, and the medium-sized painting in front of him was almost completed.

The same evil smile as in the dream.

"Fuck me, Mensao looks so handsome when she smiles like this, it makes me cry."

[Ding——Congratulations on completing an outstanding medium-sized painting worth $4789]

This is already comparable to a good large painting.But this painting is destined to be appreciated only by himself, and he is reluctant to let others see Gu Sen's sullen side.

However, in the afternoon, when he received the admission notice of Rhode Island School of Design's painting major, Carlos put the notice together with the painting and sent a multimedia message to Gu Sen who was far away in China.

The content is like this:

Using this evil and crazy version of you as the cover of the portfolio, the effect is surprisingly good, I received the notice in advance, thank you so much!When will you come to America?I promise it with my body!No, this is too insincere, you give me an address, I will send it thousands of miles away!