The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

According to the preview of the previous episode, the eighth episode of roommate seems to be a special episode of GU, so since the first broadcast to now, the new fans and old fans who have accumulated for two months have exploded collectively.Girlfriends, boyfriends, and husbands all kinds of appointments!Brush your teeth, rinse your mouth, hug the TV and get ready to lick it!

I always feel that after the theme song is over, if GU is not allowed to appear on the screen for 20 seconds, the program crew will suffer unbearable pain in their lives, and will be beaten by violent fans on the TV station every minute.

Pressing and pulling the non-existent progress bar to airborne to the excitement of the main film, finally survived the long 2 minutes of the opening, the next scene directly relieved the frowning brows, and the blush of confusion appeared silently in front of the TV countless times The faces of boys and girls.

The TV speakers were turned up silently, and the sultry panting sound that was still clear and pleasant in the rush of traffic seduced many women from good families.

I saw the camera crawling over the garden wall of the villa and onto the street. He was wearing a long sportswear that wrapped GU's body tightly, a white sweat towel was hanging around his neck, and Bluetooth players were plugged into his ears. The black and beautiful The long hair was simply tied into a ponytail with a rubber band, and it dangled unknowingly with the span of jogging, so ecstatic.

Although the delicate face that made countless boys and girls kneel down and sing conquest was covered with fine sweat, they still enjoyed the light blue halo of the street scenery and the cool temperature in the early morning.

"Dafa, this is completely an advertisement! Advertisement!"

As another scene shifted, the audience watched Park Pearl stepping on a large abandoned flowerpot in the garden in black lines, like a frog that could not be picked out by being slapped on the wall, with a rather awkward posture. Lying on the wall in a funny way, sneakily peeping at the scenery outside the wall.

And beside her was a little jumping frog that was going crazy, jumping around in place.

"Sister, I can't see it!"

[Subtitle: Poor Lily, drink more milk! 】

"Hide quickly! Xiao Jin is at the front door!"

With the support of Li Lili, Pu Zhenzhu jumped down from the flower pot in a panic, and then crawled on the grass at the same time, trying to climb to the steps from the garden to the living room without making a sound, and turned her head from time to time to let the following PD hides.

To be reasonable, there is only a wall separating the garden from the hall. What’s more, the entire wall has been opened up and replaced with floor-to-ceiling windows, and the hall is only two steps higher than the garden. It was slightly blocked, but with Park Pearl's thick body and wearing bright pink clothes, it was quite difficult to pretend not to see it.

Reaching out to grab the sweat towel and wipe off the sweat that slid from his cheeks, GU took over PD's video camera and silently took a clear picture of what he saw.

"Sister, pink is too conspicuous."

GU smiled helplessly.

【Subtitle: Agent Park exposes the first GET√】

Pretending not to notice the two people who were not hiding clearly, GU returned to the second floor, took a refreshing shower, picked up his bag and started the day's itinerary.

The secret service team was still intoxicated by the excitement of carrying out secret missions, and did not discover the truth that they had exposed at all. The staff and the audience watched quietly as the two agents raced against time behind GU's "invisible", doing various things. A funny move.

Sitting in the Bentley SUV for pick-up and drop-off, GU sat on the co-pilot for a rare occasion. In the originally quiet compartment, a depressing and painful sound suddenly sounded. The accompanying PD silently pointed the camera at the bent body, covered his face with his hands, and shook his shoulders handsome man.

[PD: What happened to GU?uncomfortable? 】

"No...hahaha, I can't help it! This is not a challenge to their acting skills, it is clearly a challenge to my acting skills. It is too difficult to pretend not to notice them."

After laughing heartily, GU wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes while reaching out and tapping the rearview mirror.

"If you want to follow up, go and hail a taxi, or ask the show crew to borrow a car that I don't recognize. There are three cars in the family. Why do they insist on driving the most eye-catching color?"

[Subtitle: ... the secret service team exposed the seventh GET√]

While GU was complaining, in the other car, the two beauties who insulted the title of agent were still singing the new song of Li Lili's group completely obsessively, and followed the target car closely.

Ten minutes later, the SUV stopped on the side of the road, and GU opened the door first and entered a shop.

"Yeah, they stopped, where is this?"

Carefully stopping the car on the opposite side of the road, Park Pearl leaned on the steering wheel and looked across.

"It's a Chinese breakfast shop. It doesn't seem to be a takeaway. GU walked in."

Rolling down the car window, Li Lili put her hands on her eyebrows and looked through the binoculars.

"It's past eight o'clock, let's go in and eat too? Xiaojin shouldn't be out so soon. Fortunately, I brought a disguise prop! Come!"

On the other side, in the breakfast shop, Gu, who was boredly waiting for his meal, picked up the glass on the table and played with it. While playing, he suddenly covered his mouth quickly, and shook his shoulders again.

After struggling to manage his expression, he looked up again, picked up the paper and pencil for ordering on the table with a calm face, silently wrote two lines, and then put the card in front of the camera closest to him.

As a result, the viewers in front of the TV with snacks or soda in their mouths all suffered.

In the picture, GU is holding the cardboard with an upright face, and not far behind him, Park Pearl and Li Lili are dressed in colorful earthy costumes, with two afro wigs on their heads, making exaggerated mouths. type, and then... a silent horse dance.

And GU's card read: I just saw them enter the store from the mirror of the glass, and I was almost scared to death. I thought some mental hospital had escaped patients.

[Subtitle: Expose the eighth time GET√Can't bear to look directly.jpg]

Soy milk, deep-fried dough sticks, shrimp siu mai, fungus vegetarian rice rolls, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, the Chinese breakfast on the table in front of GU made the audience watching TV in the middle of the night unconsciously find potato chips and instant noodles from various drawers and refrigerators with takeout order.

After copying a GU menu, the duo of agents happily enjoyed the novel food. The taste completely different from Korean food immediately conquered the two, especially the shrimp siu mai, and added two baskets later.

It was already half an hour later when they finished clearing the dishes. Gu pulled out his mobile phone to check the time, drank the last quarter of the warm water in the cup, and then stood up suddenly. He was taken aback by his sudden action. Jumping, the two of them who were still chewing their last bite of food covered their mouths with painful expressions.

With an agility that didn't match her body shape at all, Pu Zhenzhu put one hand on Li Lili's head, pressed it down hard, and lowered her head at the same time, and the two of them almost buried their faces in the steamer. GU who passed away laughed.

Covering his mouth with one hand, only showing his beautiful smiling eyes, GU kept gesturing to PD to go fast, and quickly passed the two people who had turned into quails, and when he returned to the car after paying the bill, he laughed out loud. He thumped the front of the car twice before gradually calming down.

"I can't even imagine Lili's president's expression after seeing this episode, haha."

Although the process was a bit tortuous, the three reached their destination safely. After leaving the parking lot, the secret service team encountered the first big problem. They could not go up to the 8th floor where GU was located.

"The 8th floor is a calligraphy and painting salon. No appointment, non-members are not allowed to enter. What should I do? Should I wait here?"

Standing in front of the notice board, Li Lili said with a bitter face.

"Well, director, didn't you think about this kind of situation when you arranged the show?"

Turning her eyes, Park Pearl immediately put pressure on the staff.

[Director: As an agent, can such a small matter not be resolved? What use does the organization want you for! 】

"..."×2

Faced with the program group that was not allowed to enter, Park Pearl and Li Lili had no choice but to save themselves. They failed to brush their faces, and various individual performances could not impress the girls at the front desk. After letting them go, the two secretly started to take out their mobile phones , look through the contacts, and see who is a member of the painting and calligraphy salon among their relatives.

"...Dafa! Really? Then come down, we are in the lobby!"

Excitedly hung up the phone, Park Pearl's squinted eyes widened.

"Sister, did you borrow a membership card?"

"Hey, Xiaojing can take us up there."

After 5 minutes, Cui Xiaojing successfully brought the secret service team into the salon. Cui Xiaojing, who had successfully retired, stood by the elevator, and when she could no longer see the two of them, she suddenly smiled at the camera.

"Ignorance is so blissful. I won't tell them that it was Xiaojin who asked me to bring them up. Well, I'm going back to the studio downstairs. I hope everyone will support the food show I host! I'm so shameless. Advertised! Love you guys! By the way, roommatefighting!"

After Cui Xiaojing’s shot ended, the screen cut directly to the sneaky duo of secret agents. After a morning of “perfect” tracking, the two were full of confidence and felt that they were not far from the sky, so they completely ignored all kinds of secrets in the salon. Weird sight, feeling good about himself, sticking to the wall, squatting, crawling a dragon, and successfully sneaked into the destination.

Let's not talk about the false acting skills after the meeting of the three.

The audience only saw GU acting "surprised" with a doting face and helplessness, and said in complete disbelief, "It's amazing! I didn't realize that I was being followed." "How did you get here?" "My sister can directly act as a secret agent." It's a movie!"

Facing the exaggerated praise of GU worth 5 cents, the ignorant agents are complacent, constantly bragging about how awesome their tailing skills are, and how they calmly and wittily overcome all kinds of emergencies along the way. Finally successfully achieved the goal.

After spending a few minutes groping, GU took the secret service team and the program team to visit a legendary membership-only calligraphy and painting salon, with atmospheric decoration, high-quality artwork, and soft-spoken members coming and going. The high-end atmosphere that came from it also made the noisy secret service team restrained, and unconsciously managed their expressions.

When the group arrived at GU's class and saw his teacher, the entire production team was shocked.

Being popularized as teachers, Park Pearl and Li Lili couldn't help but carefully bent over and shook hands to introduce themselves as a dragon.This kind of visual sense of seeing the dean of students completely resonated with the audience in front of the TV.

Damn, the first-level professor of the Chinese Department of the highest university in Korea!President of the Korean Calligraphy Association!Director of Korea Legal Affairs Office!Internationally renowned calligrapher!

"Okay, let's write big characters. I will entertain these two ladies. Come, sit down here."

The professor sent GU to the desk covered with white papers with a wave of his hand. The face that was originally casual and smiling immediately relaxed when he met the secret agent duo. His kind and friendly smile could not be brighter. After sitting down, the professor stopped the refusal of the two and made a pot of black tea for them himself.

The two people who had known each other smoothly received the kindness from the professor. The combination of the old and the young soon started talking and laughing, but Gu, who was writing big characters with a brush in his hand, looked even more pitiful.

"Actually, I'm not Gu Xin's teacher."

"Ugh?"

After taking a sip of tea, the professor said with a smile.

"To be precise, I should be Gu Xin's uncle. His calligraphy was taught by his father. His father and I are the same teacher—a Chinese national treasure-level calligrapher and painter, Mr. Zhou."

At the same time, Li Lili had already found relevant information about Professor Zhou from the Internet, and the series of international honors left the two of them speechless except for the word "big hair".

"Xiao Jin's father is amazing! He can cook, sing, sand sculpture, and calligraphy! He looks very handsome!"

Daddy's number one brain fan can hardly control the prehistoric power in his body!

"You're talking about Carlos? No, no, no, Gu Xin's father is a horrible reptile. Our teacher has only admitted to teaching him Chinese painting so far. I'm talking about his other father."

"Pfft—a reptile?"

I don't know why, but after knowing that the almighty male god in his mind has terrible calligraphy that can shake the world and weep ghosts and gods, Park Pearl feels that the male god is even cuter!

"Practice handwriting and so on, you still have to start with a baby, so the two brothers Gu Xin have been pressed by their father to play with ink in the study since they were young, and now they have practiced well."

While rubbing his chin in relief, the professor added [-]% more homework to the struggling GU.

The happy time always flies very fast. Amidst all kinds of complaints from the professor, the calligraphy class of the morning is still over. The duo of secret agents are very happy with the calligraphy class experience paper and membership card given to them by the professor. Excitedly waving into the elevator, GU silently followed behind the two holding a large roll of white paper.

A teacher who likes to add homework to his students willfully when his mood is high, is the most unreasonable troublemaker!

With two different moods, the three left the building, picked up Song Bin who had an appointment with GU along the way, and headed for a well-known barbecue restaurant.Since there was still a schedule in the afternoon, the task of the secret service team was to follow GU for a whole day, so the original two-person trip turned into a four-person trip.

After eating, drinking and resting enough, the four of them embarked on the journey again in a car.

In the later stage, almost all the moving shots of the car were cut, and the only few were the lazy afternoon, the street scene outside the car window, and the different sleeping faces of the four artists. At this time, I have to say that a luxury car is a luxury car. No one can sleep so comfortably on an SUV racing on the road.

Switching again, the camera has shifted from the carriage to the interior, with treadmills, sandbags, dumbbells and various high-end fitness equipment, as well as a few people in the room who are shirtless, with gloves of various colors, or high leg lifts, or air strikes, Or for the muscular men who are practicing sparring, the most eye-catching thing is the red and black two-color arena in the center.

Muscle, sweat, hard punches, this is the boxing training ground.

It was the first time to enter this kind of training ground full of the taste of Chinese paper, and the only two female artists were all dumbfounded.jpg, they were just different from Li Lili who had a bit of integrity, so she covered her eyes with her hands and could only peep through her fingers. Park Pearl glanced over the muscular Chinese papers with red eyes, and finally fixed her gaze on the door of the men's locker room with fiery eyes.

"When did Xiao Jin hook up with Song Bin? Even as a sparring partner."

Thinking of the credit she got from chatting in the car, Li Lili didn't bother to cover her eyes anymore. She moved to Park Pearl's side and locked her eyes on the dressing room together.

"Brother Song Bin will represent the country in the boxing competition in Asia next month. It's too exciting. It's a pity that I'm a woman, otherwise I'll be my brother's training partner!"

Hearing Li Lili's words, Park Pearl rolled her eyes frankly.

"You little body, wash and sleep—"

Before the word "ba" was uttered, Li Lili and the production staff who did not appear on the scene exclaimed in unison.

"Damn it!" ×N

Looking back along several mouths that can hold whole eggs...

"Fuck! My dog ​​eyes!"

Fuck!What happened!You turned the camera over! BY the audience in front of the TV

Just when the audience was about to riot and smash the TV, the camera finally recovered from the shock, finally remembered his duty, and turned his head silently.

I believe that the two "fuck" will flash in the minds of countless people.

As soon as the screen turned, the door of the locker room opened, and two male artists who had already changed their clothes appeared side by side. The national boxer, who often washed the sports pages, was completely ignored for the first time. All the eyes and knees of the roommate program group were dedicated to GU beside him.

GU with a pair of underpants all over his body!

GU in a pair of pants!

Just a pair of GU underpants!

GU in a pair of pants!

GU in a pair of pants!

GU of pants!

Panties GU!

The GU!

GU!

!

"Plump pectoral muscles, angular six-pack abs, deep mermaid lines, solid biceps, and that face that represents the most beautiful face in Korea... No, Lily, help me, I can no longer feel the existence of the lower body..."

Li Lili perfectly demonstrated what is called "how a sluggish me can save another sluggish you". Her sensual beauty has completely boiled her brain. She didn't receive a word of what Park Pearl said. , the poor guy is trying his best to suppress her heart that pounces on GU kneeling and licking her abs all the time!

It wasn't until after the two muscular men in the picture had moved to the ring to warm up that the two members of the secret service team grabbed back the soul that was moving close to the abs of the male god and stuffed it into the body.

Lie down on the edge of the ring with all hands and feet, looking up silently at the two people who were testing each other and punching each other.

I don't know how long GU has been practicing with Song Bin. The tacit understanding between the two is amazing, and the movements of the exchange are crisp, smooth and quick.

Between the two pairs of fists interlaced, the sharp eyes of the two kept intertwining and fighting, and the synchronized breathing made the two fit bodies rise and fall in unison. The steps of turning and small leaps are like dancing steps on a tightrope, leading the tight and intense rhythm on the ring.

The fast-changing offense and defense, heavy and solid blows, even for laymen, the ever-changing sparring still made Park Pearl and Li Lili hold their breath.

After a full 12 minutes, the two people on the stage clinged to each other, and then separated peacefully.

"Big hair! Big hair!"

After receiving the towel and water bottle, Park Pearl and Li Lili couldn't wait to run up the small steps to the ring, warming the two sweating profusely.

While wiping his sweat and adding water, Song Bin looked at GU beside him, and said something in a low voice.

"The big one is GU, don't you really think about changing jobs?"

The first sentence was told to Park Pearl, but the latter sentence was said to GU in a clear way. I don't know what's in it, and Park Pearl, who hadn't seen the outside world, immediately seized the opportunity to seek the truth.

"Boxing, GU is better than my profession."

Faced with a wave of disbelief, Song Bin raised his arms and directly hooped Gu who "just smiled and said nothing" into his arms.

"His daddy's teacher is the previous world boxing champion, and the current youngest boxing champion in history is his uncle."

The bomb was so powerful that at least the secret service team and the audience were stunned.

The person who broke the news just smiled docilely, lightly punched Song Bin's lower abdomen with his fist, and said.

"That's not my achievement, what's there to show off."

When Li Lili curiously asked GU why he learned boxing, the latter pinched his nose a little shyly. The sharp contrast with the chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and various muscles all over his body almost made the meat girls present spit Out a mouthful of old blood.

"My daddy likes cosplay very much. I don't mind cosplaying myself. He also likes to drag me and my brother into the water. Isn't it normal to cross-dress in cosplay? When I was young, because my brother was four years older than me, I wore it. The first dress in my life."

Needless to say later, the reason for practicing boxing in order to defend the dignity of men is too tearful.

Patting the back of GU's hand pityingly, Park Pearl said sincerely.

"Do you have a picture of the dress?"

"...Get out."

After the break time for chatting, Song Bin and GU fought three more rounds. After sweating heartily, a group of four people took the credit card provided by GU's rich local tycoon and bought a lot of ingredients in the supermarket, humming the seeds The group's new song came home.

The remaining one-third of the program time will be spent in the daily life of the family members...

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[Cover your face, these two funny bit agents are so stupid that you can't bear to look directly at them, laughing and crying! 】

[This is the first time I saw GU smiling so heartily, I give full marks to this smile! 】

[Suddenly want to learn calligraphy, the girl's heart skipped a beat! 】

[Pfft——my husband's reptile body is about to break out of China and fly to Asia, 2333333]

[Don't say anything, wait for the online version!My male god's six-pack abs will be guarded by me! 】

[Kneeling and licking, I didn't expect the male god's clothes to be so interesting! 】

【Hammer! PD, you should move the place!Follow the angle of the pearl! 45° italics up!Maybe if you are lucky, you can still see the mysterious corner of the male god through the loose pants TAT]

[Upstairs——, what about your integrity. 】

[Hiss——Who will dare to say that my GU is a chicken for nothing in the future!Vase man!Press the boxer and beat it!Do you have six pack abs? 】

[Bleeding from the interaction between the two!When hugging each other, the blending of sweat and sweat, the intertwining of breath and breathing, the intertwining of eyes and eyes QAQ!together! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[GU's family members are so awesome, let's sum it up: Daddy GU can sing, cook, punch, looks good, and is an artist? Gu's father knows calligraphy, makes money, and is a businessman? GU brother should also be able to box, he is a Chinese soldier; GU can sing, cook, boxing, calligraphy, good-looking, he is a star; GU’s eldest aunt is unknown, the eldest uncle is a boxing champion, Baidu has seen photos, see It looks so fierce! GU's little aunt is an aircraft maintenance engineer, hiss—this cruel family]

[Following the boxing champion's search, the boxing champion's daughter-in-law is an American special police officer, that means GU's eldest aunt is a special police QAQ, and the current boxing champion is the son-in-law of the previous boxing champion... Old boxing champion = eldest aunt's father = GU daddy father = GU's grandfather...]

[=-=Supplementary information, our husband is a master at drawing!He is a world-class painter, as for who it is, check for yourself!The guitar is superb in terms of hand speed and technique!And he is an extreme sports enthusiast, he can do anything in the world!Even with a dog reptile!But still my man! 】

[Pfft, the dog crawling terrier has been taken out to play again.I'll also add more information =-=, our ghost fried veal steak is a must, oh, ghost is the little nephew's father.He is also a god of learning and a master of mathematics, and has all kinds of transportation licenses in the world!Even though he is a husband slave and jealous king, he is still my male god! 】

[The gentlemen and ladies above!If you have the ability to boast about male gods, if you have the ability to post information!There is no picture to say that you are forced! 】

[I won’t let you peek at my husband, evil face, my husband has eight-pack abs, and his figure is much more attractive than his little nephew=-=]

[Upstairs is rough, it sounds like you have seen it, be careful that Ghost Lord comes to check your water meter in the middle of the night =-=]

[By the way, I seem to have seen my little nephew's women's clothing. On Children's Day many years ago, didn't the husband give a family group COS photo as a benefit? 】

[Touching my chin, yes, I still have my computer saved. I still remember my husband said that I used force to oppress my eldest nephew and disguised myself as a woman once, but the result was too hot for my eyes. Gu Xiaotu's women's dress is definitely a taboo word=-=]

[Am I the only one who is curious about Ghost Lord's women's clothing? 】

[Holy shit, it tastes so good!I think with Mr.'s scum-like attributes and Mr. Ghost's husband-slave attributes, maybe it's really time for Mr. Ghost to play in women's clothing. 】

[Upstairs +10086, the gentleman I know never knows what morality is. 】

[=-= It seems that there is nothing to add, do you want to say the apprentice of the master? 】

The new topic #先生的者者# did not become a hot topic, because a sudden tsunami hit the whole of Korea, all major social networking sites are full of blessings and prayers...