The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

This tsunami, known as the most destructive tsunami in South Korea in the past century, rolled up waves as high as 8 meters, crossed the coastline with a destructive force, and quickly attacked the towns on the shore.

The ships in the port, all kinds of equipment, and even the buildings made of reinforced concrete were destroyed and swept away under the impact of the huge waves, leaving only a messy beach full of broken wood, broken boards, and human and animal corpses.

In the face of nature, everything in human society seems so insignificant. In just half a day, South Korea's direct economic losses amounted to trillions, and the number of dead and missing people exceeded [-].

In the midst of a great deal of mourning, rescue, and reconstruction efforts, another voice among the people is gradually arousing...

This tsunami was caused by an undersea earthquake. What happened to the domestic earthquake monitoring system?Perhaps South Korea’s location is not as sad as Japan’s, but why is it also part of the Pacific Rim earthquake zone? Last month’s news boasted that the country claims to have the most complete earthquake monitoring network in the world. In less than a month, it’s self-slapping?

He was slapped on the face without warning and defenseless. What he lost this time was not his face, but his naked gold dollars!The lives of the people!National property!

Even the rescue operations after the tsunami were like rusted gears, making a shabby and disturbing screeching sound.

Nearly three hours after the tsunami receded, rescue troops were dispatched from nearby cities to arrive. The supplies in stock were nearly half of what was listed in the register. It was a waste of another day to temporarily collect relief supplies.

When comparing the well-equipped and well-trained advance rescue organizations in various countries, the gap is obvious.

Although it is said that natural disasters are unavoidable, if the prevention is not done well, the emergency response is also not done well. As direct victims, the citizens in the disaster area have bred incomparable resentment in their grief.

On the one hand, there is the hopeless reality of the tsunami bringing to the people the wives and children who have nothing left;

The inflated negative emotions of the people urgently need a vent to break out.

It was in this situation that all entertainment programs resumed three days after the disaster, and just in time, the ninth episode of Roommate started broadcasting.

Like all star variety shows in the same period, at the beginning of the ninth episode, all the roommates went to the nearby rescue station to perform voluntary labor.

"Thank you!"

Taking over the clothes donated by the citizens with both hands, Che Zhengtai nodded with a solemn expression, and then handed over [-]% of the new clothes to the hands of GU and Li Lili, who were buried in packing beside them. Clothes, folded and put into the cardboard box on the table, pasted and sealed, the two cooperated tacitly.

Park Pearl and Song Bin stepped forward, moved the packed materials onto small carts, and silently transported them to the warehouse. Here, the national sister MEI and her two female harems are busy counting and registering the materials .

There was no laughing or cursing, all the artists were silently pursing their lips and earnestly completing their work.

Even though it was boring for half an hour, the audience in front of the TV was not dissatisfied. On the contrary, when they saw their idols doing their part for the post-disaster reconstruction, they couldn't help but grab the phone or turn on the computer. Donate money, and those who have no money can choose the project that suits them to participate in according to the disaster area support activities initiated by various public welfare associations.

That's what idols do.

As a variety show, it responded to the hard support task for half an hour, and finally turned to an entertaining style of painting. The protagonist in the second half is the national sister-MEI.

I saw that the scene had switched, the white corridors extending in all directions, all kinds of closed and opened doors, or holding cumbersomely decorated clothes, or holding a large stack of printing paper filled with densely packed 10-point fonts, or clacking and explaining tasks to the walkie-talkie, on the neck Those with blue ribbon work badges are like breeding salmon swimming upstream, moving fast and focused on their destination.

And in this corridor full of high-speed spinning tops, following the consistent stage style of the K-pop girl group, MEI with pink hair appeared in a black glossy skin, exaggerated eyeliner, sparkling lips that wished to emit colorful light. on the lens.

She folded her hands on her chest, with a soft and cute expression that was completely different from her glamorous outfit. Her big watery eyes looked at the locked door on the other side of the camera, then looked back at the camera, pouted, and said.

"I'm so nervous, what should I do? Brother, give me the camera, and I'll see if my hair is messed up."

The camera flashed, and Mei's glamorous little face suddenly magnified. The completely delicate and smooth skin without pores made the audience temporarily forget the grief caused by the tsunami, and couldn't help remembering to lick the TV a few times.

After sorting out his appearance, MEI took a deep breath, took a few albums handed over by his assistant, and put them in front of the camera, so that the handsome guy on the album who was roaring with a mic was clearly displayed in front of the audience.

"Hehe, you should know who he is, right? Qin Yiming, the king of Asia! That's my idol! When the president said that we were invited to be guest performers at the 'Blockbuster' concert in Seoul, the sisters were all overjoyed! "

Taking another deep breath, the snow-white and plump breasts are ready to emerge from the corseted black skin, feasting my eyes and emptying the blood tank by the way.

"There is still an hour before the start of the concert, and the idol is in this lounge, what to do! What to do, I am so nervous!"

It seems that talking is not enough, Mei stomps her feet cutely, that milk wave...is also drunk.

After another few tens of seconds, he finally calmed down. Mei grabbed the album with one hand, and with the other hand, he curled up his index and middle fingers against the door, and turned his head slightly to look at the camera.

"I heard that the male god is a noble and glamorous handsome man, and he doesn't like to be lively in private, so the president only arranged for me to come over to say hello."

[Subtitle: Put down the hot guy!let me! Teammates of BYMEI]

"3, 2, 1, GO—"

After only two knocks, the door was opened from the inside, and then a burst of intense conversation suddenly rushed into the ears of the visitor.Not only the program team of MEI and roommates, but even the audience were stunned for a few seconds.

Ignoring the assistant who opened the door, the lounge where the king of Asia is located is a common simple and bright decoration, all kinds of staff are busy with their own affairs, the air is filled with the smell of food and drinks, and the table is full of small gifts from fans and greeting card.

And the king-level person who has received much attention is sitting side by side in front of two computers with an artist who has recently become popular in Korea... playing games.

#How did these two guys get together? #

#天王background restroom correct way to open#

#Yes, this way of decompression is very king#

The two people in front of the computer were too addicted (crossed out) and focused on the game, so they haven't noticed that there are a bunch of people in the lounge, and even they have been exposed to the camera.

Amid the exaggerated skill sound effects and game background music, the two quickly pressed the keyboard while communicating fluently in Mandarin.

"My mother, which genius opened the massacre mode just now? I'm in the middle of a group attack! A group attack is captured, and half of the teammates are dead! Damn it! Xiaojin Xiaojin! Hurry up! Granny!"

False, noble and glamorous, king of Asia, internet-addicted youth, Qin Yiming stared at the screen with wide-eyed eyes, his keyboard and mouse flew up, while GU sitting beside him was doing what he should do very calmly.

"Stop struggling, lie down and wait for the dungeon to be destroyed, I don't want to fight anymore."

As soon as GU's voice fell, the electronic sound of "Tuan Mie" came out from the speaker.Like all young gamers who were cheated by his teammates, Qin Yiming dropped the mouse with a slap, his forehead was swollen with veins, and he pinched the microphone on the headset and roared.

"Damn it, Taozi, do you dare not let your son who is still in elementary school use your account to write books!"

A healthy and hearty male voice came out of the speaker, and the other party laughed for a few seconds before speaking.

"Hahaha, please be considerate. After our baby enters elementary school, he can only play on the computer for 4 hours on weekends. He still doesn't have the Internet. It's rare that his mother let him go during the summer vacation, so he has to let my son see his father. Developed an online game that is popular all over the world. Baby, is daddy amazing?"

"Great!"

Even though he couldn't see the appearance, the little boy's soft and cute voice still softened a wave of aunts.

"Xiuzi Kuangmo, you're enough. Besides, it's all over the world, so don't feel guilty."

The single Wang who doesn't even have a daughter-in-law expressed hot eyes, Qin Yiming said without ups and downs.

As if it wasn't enough, the man on the other side of the computer got even worse.

"Are you jealous? Show off your son if you have the ability, oh, no, you don't even have a partner to get rid of your virginity, hahahahaha!"

Fuck!Can't bear it!Just when Qin Yiming was about to confront Taozi head-on, Gu beside him smiled softly and spoke silently.

"Little Taotao."

"Ah! Brother Xiaojin! Xiao Taotao misses you so much! Did you catch up with my little sister-in-law?"

"Not yet, come on, tell Brother Xiao Jin, who is the most powerful person in your mind."

"Well - Uncle Carlos is the most powerful, then Uncle Sen, then Mom, then Brother Xiaotu, um, and Brother Xiaojin! Well, although Uncle Yiming is too lazy to play games, but he sings It's really great, so it's also amazing..."

"Damn it, who's in trouble! It's not because of you!"

Before Qin Yiming could finish complaining, Tao Zi's voice broke in immediately.

"Xiao, Tao, Tao, the game time is over, write big characters in the study for me!"

Happy to hear and see, the voice conversation ended in Taozi's furious and Xiao Taotao's coquettish and begging voice, the two people in front of the computer clapped their hands tacitly, and exited the game at the same time with smirks, only then did they find their roommate standing by the door like a stake program team members.

After a round of Korean-style nodding, bowing and handshaking, the three protagonists sat down on the sofa and accepted a simple interview.

According to the script given by the writer, Mei Mei turned around Qin Yiming and Gu twice, hooked her plump red lips, and said.

"Senior and GU have known each other for a long time?"

"Hey, Xiao Jin's father is the master who taught me to sing. Xiao Jin can also be regarded as my junior brother. I watched him grow up since he was a child."

Qin Yiming raised his hand and hugged Gu who was sitting next to him into his arms and rubbed his beautiful black hair. He smiled brightly, and the person who was rubbed rolled his eyes without any affectation.

"Senior, do you know Roommate? It's a variety show where artists from various fields live together. GU and I are members of this season, and we've been living together for a few months."

After the translation, Qin Yiming seemed to be amused by the word "cohabitation", and he blinked ambiguously.

"It seems that the day of leaving the single is not far away, I have to prepare the gift money first."

Amused by the other party's words, MEI did not deny that GU left the order, but extended the topic.

"Gift money or something, it's too fast."

"It's not fast at all. Their whole family is the type who abducts into the church when they see each other, and they are all slaves to wives and slaves. If they disagree with each other, they will abuse the dog. When are you going to get engaged?"

When Qin Yiming touched his shoulder jokingly, Gu covered his mouth and laughed.

"Soon, soon."

At this time, neither the people at the scene nor the audience in front of the TV thought that what GU said was serious...

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[This episode is a bit dull. 】

[——The variety shows at the same time period are almost the same. After all, it is too lost to laugh the whole time due to the influence of the general environment. There are so few GU lenses, QAQ, not enough to lick! 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Just a second ago, my sister was still saying that the male god is noble and glamorous and doesn't like to be lively, so when the door opened, she slapped her in the face, bang bang bang!Laughing and crying, the male god is so funny, what are your fans doing! 】

[Zao=-=, to be reasonable, Yimingming is originally a funny comparison. 】

[My heart aches! ! !Taozi is talking nonsense and telling the truth! !As for being a virgin, it's good for everyone to know it in their hearts, don't say it out!Crying, now the whole world knows that Naruto is still a magician QAQ]

[The same is playing games, Yiming Tianwang and GU are all kinds of picturesque QAQs in front of the computer, and compared with myself who is a big guy who picks his feet, I don't want to live anymore!Life is too difficult QAQ]

[Looks like the latest information on GU will be updated again, brother is the king of Asia, what the hell!How many awesome relationships does he have? 】

[Little sister-in-law, it seems that my little nephew is going to marry soon, my heart aches! PS, my husband is the best in the universe! 】

[Pfft, I haven't seen Mr. Tao for a long time =-= His family status is as low as ever. PS, my husband is the best in the universe! 】

[Amazing party over the wall to report!In response to my male god, I just donated 1000 yuan. 】

[Hey, hello upstairs, this is a gentleman and lady =-= Yimingming is also domineering enough, and all proceeds from the three Korean tours are donated.It feels like he can hold up half the sky by himself. PS, my husband is the best in the universe! 】

[The fellow villagers hugged the gentlemen and ladies tearfully when they met each other!By the way, is there any group going to Korea next month?You know, a charity auction to support post-disaster construction.The official website announced the golden auction. 】

[We already have two groups here, hahahaha!Come, let's talk privately! 】

After the tsunami, no matter it was the third time or the second time, the atmosphere was always a little quiet, and only a dozen or so people in the normally lively Roommate official forum were still actively posting.

The calm before the storm did not last long. A backstage video of Qin Yiming's concert that appeared in the sky suddenly spread on various social network portals. The organized and disciplined sailor Heizi used the keyboard in a mighty manner, and the battle was imminent.

"GU's love affair is exposed, the lover is actually her? ! "

"Backstage of the concert, two women and one man are fighting! "

"Heavenly King slaps his face, the dedicated and affectionate junior becomes a man with two scumbags in seconds! "

"Heartbreaking, national sisters turned against scumbags! "