The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Jeju Island is located at the southernmost tip of the Korean peninsula. It is full of flowers, fragrant tea, whispers on the beach, mysterious and magnificent natural landscape and distinctive traditional culture, which makes it have the title of "Hawaii" in South Korea.

After spending the first day of sightseeing, the roommates decided on the next day's activities during the chat after dinner - a day trip to Sunrise Peak.

So from the beginning of the seventh episode of Roommate, the audience followed the itinerary of the program group and artists, and set off in the early morning to climb to the top of Sunrise Peak to watch the sunrise. At the altitude of 182 meters, they watched the rising sun break through the darkness, Seeing the endless sea and vast grasslands that were originally deep in darkness are coated with a layer of golden light, seeing the magnificence and solemnity of that moment, the breathtaking natural scenery, as if entering a fantasy fairyland.

The camera cuts through the amazing expressions of the artists one by one, and here is not to mention how many people have right-clicked and saved the 360° GU shock.jpg without dead ends.

After admiring the sunrise, the lively artists chose to go down the mountain from the northwest. The large ridge connected to Chengshan Village is covered with lawns, and the leisurely and rich pastoral style allows people to take a walk or ride a horse.

So happy to see it, the camera fell on the horse farm, all the roommates changed into light riding clothes, and the black and red wallets improved the overall appearance of the artist group. This kind of random pose can take a hard photo with fixed makeup The atmosphere was quickly broken.

Led by Park Pearl, who is used to being funny with her body, Li Lili and Li Dajin, who have let go of their integrity, danced the horse-riding dance that was popular more than ten years ago. Together with the poisonous melody, the artists present danced wildly, and the scene was lively.

After a wave of forced agitation, the artists began to divide into groups: the horse riding group and the sightseeing car group. Needless to say, the sightseeing car group must be prepared for Park Pearl. After all, the weight is clearly placed here. She put on the saddle, and as long as she got on the horse successfully, the program team would be accused of cruelty to animals within minutes.

On the other hand, as a popular actor who specializes in costume films, the eldest brother Che Zhengtai’s riding skills can still be seen. With the cooperation of Li Dajin, he impromptuly performed a sitcom in which a general mounts a horse, and he puts on the saddle very aggressively and mightily , blowing a cute kiss amidst the exclamation and applause of the family members.

After Che Zhengtai, after being tortured by his own father, he lit up a GU with many messy skills. Unlike his big brother's domineering, the same professional horse-mounting movements, GU's smooth and smooth set, a proper aristocrat A model gentleman, with the blessing of good looks, many female staff at the scene gave out their heart-warming screams.

"Big hair! So handsome!"

"This is Prince Charming!"

"It seems to have traveled to a European court!"

Except for these two men who can ride alone, other entertainers can only ride with professionals.

Besides Park Pearl, there are three female artists who want to ride horses, and there are only two female jockeys at the racecourse. Here, Li Lili is still talking to another female artist, and another girl group member raised a bright smile. , came to the side of Che Zhengtai and Gu who were chatting on horseback, talked about the things that bothered everyone, and casually asked if they could let one of them ride with her.

"Haha, if I knew that I would have the opportunity to ride with a beautiful woman, I would have asked the jockey hired by the director to teach me the skills of two-person riding!"

Che Zhengtai tightened the reins with both hands to prevent the brown horse under him from wandering.

As soon as he finished speaking, the beauty's big watery eyes looked at GU blingblingly, and the latter habitually raised a gentleman's smile. Just when the beauty thought that the goal was about to be achieved, she saw Gu's body. The two front hooves of the white horse suddenly lifted up, and the horse's neck was raised, imitating a wild wolf under the full moon, and its thick lips opened wide.

"hiss--"

Being sprayed with saliva from a beast at close range, the beautiful woman staggered back with a pale face and soft legs. She couldn't tell whether she was disgusted or simply overly frightened. Anyway, after GU managed to control the reins, the white horse was calmed down. When she got down and was pacing in a small area, the beauty was already supported by Li Lili who ran over.

"Is this same-sex repulsion? My sister is so beautiful, our little princess is jealous."

Although GU kindly handed her up and down the steps, the beauty's expression was still not very beautiful.

So, after suffering from horse phobia, no matter how unwilling she was, she had to give up this extra play link that increased the amount of pink shots and broadcasts. Female artists could only enjoy the heavyweight VIP treatment like Park Pearl - the sightseeing car goes down the mountain .

The audience didn't know how much time it actually took to go down the mountain, because after only a few playful shots, the scene has shifted to the west coast with sunshine, beaches, and bikinis!

Amidst the screams and whistles of various girls in bikinis and Chinese paper underpants, artists who changed their outfits appeared one after another. Since there will be sports arranged by the program group later, the same three-point swimsuits are worn by female artists. They are all sporty, and there are relatively more fabrics.

And the men also put on boxer shorts, and I don’t know if it’s to wash away the title of weak man. The male model LAY is still wearing low-waisted swimming trunks, with clear textured six-pack abs and sunken mermaid lines on the waist. Even more sexy, especially with the blessing of his face with deep and three-dimensional features like a sculpture. Since he appeared, the screams around him have not stopped.

"Yeah! I also have abs! I'm always watching LAY!"

Li Daejin, who appeared in the same frame as LAY, looked sad, and Park Pearl, who was standing next to him in a one-piece swimsuit and a light yellow long-sleeved shirt, laughed completely maliciously.

"This piece of yours is not called abdominal muscles! It's swimming rings! Hahaha!"

"puff--"

Cha Zhengtai and GU, who were not far from the two comedians, both laughed out loud. Unlike Li Dajin and LAY, who were bare-chested, these two reserved men were wearing loose sports shorts, and their upper bodies were tightly wrapped in a T-shirt. shirt.It was disappointing to the audience who were looking forward to the GU screen showing their flesh for the first time.

After a short joke with each other, the artists started activities in groups.

[Subtitle: The [-]th Roommate Mixed Beach Volleyball Tournament officially begins! 】

"Ah! Da Jin! What about the athlete's background that you agreed to? How can you still miss the serve? Your coach is probably going to cry and faint in the toilet!"

Sitting on the referee's seat, Park Pearl patted her hands unceremoniously to attract the opponent's attention.

After two empty shots, Li Dae-jin threw the serving right to the female artist of the same team, and stood on the edge of the net to challenge Park Pearl.

"I'm a sprinter! I exercise my feet! Feet! Feet! Pearl, don't move your body so much! You know how heavy you are. Be careful that the chair won't be able to bear the load, and I'll just slap you!"

"Player Li Daejin insulted the referee! Deprived of the right to serve! Come on LAY!"

Glaring at Li Dajin angrily, a cameraman who was tricked by other PD friends had no choice but to do the scene, followed Park Pearl's instructions, took the volleyball from the female artist's hand, and threw it to the group of LAY and another female artist .

"Protest! Park Pearl bends the law for personal gain!"

Just when Li Dajin was fighting for reason, the opposing female artist seized the opportunity, aimed at the place where no one was defending, threw the volleyball vigorously, jumped lightly, and raised her hand to slap hard.

The poor ball smacked—sand—smacked into the sand, bounced off the side and rolled.

"The LAY team scores one point first!"

"Ah! It's too shameless! Black whistle black whistle! This point can't be counted! Our side is not ready yet!"

"Go! Go!"

During the black referee's provocation, the two teams in the sand volleyball match were ignited with raging flames, which was enough to burn people's desire to win and make them jump, roll and sweat to their heart's content under the blue sky and on the sand.

Concentrated eyes, fierce batting movements, sexy panting sounds, naked muscles covered with fine sand and sweat, flying back and forth with the volleyball, all kinds of bikinis and undershirts are flying across the screen .The viewers in front of the TV had to cover their noses with one hand and brush their saliva with the other.

However, it doesn't feel right to be drooling. There are only five people in the two teams with four people plus a black whistle. Where's the big brother Che Zhengtai?Where is Prince Charming GU?What about Li Lili, a girl friend?

It is worthy of being a program group that understands the psychology of the audience, and the subtitle gentleman appeared on the screen in time.

[Subtitle: What are the rest of the family doing? 】

With the disappearance of the text, the camera also shifted from the beach volleyball field to the beach, and the audience was shocked by just one scene.

On the beach constantly being beaten by the waves, there are two sandcastle buildings more than one meter high. Those who are familiar with the world's architecture will recognize these two proportionally reduced castles at first sight.

The most famous building in India, the Taj Mahal was selected as the "New Seven Wonders of the World".

World cultural heritage, the holy land of Tibetan Buddhism, the largest and most complete ancient palace complex in Tibet, China - the Potala Palace.

And the three people that the audience is paying attention to are surrounding the third semi-finished sandcastle. One is holding a spatula to shape the shape, and the other is digging sand from a distance with a small bucket, and then transporting it to the sand pile to accumulate the castle. high.

It seemed that he was also shocked by the finished product. The PD didn’t even have time to take shots of the three artists, so he took a full-scale close-up of the two sandcastle buildings directly, frontal shots, side shots, long-range shots, and close-up shots. He couldn’t stop at all. It perfectly interprets what beauty and delicacy mean, every door and every window is imitated perfectly, even every plane, even the sand surface of only 1 square centimeter is polished smooth and meticulous.

It is precisely because of the meticulous attention to detail of the builder that this monotonous yellow sandcastle building exudes the unique grandeur of the original body. The artistic aesthetics of the building are so simple and straightforward to display on the beach of Jeju Island.

[Subtitle: Didn't you just watch the sand volleyball match for a while? How many light years did the 0.0 baby miss? 】

The camera was rewound by technology in the later stage, so the audience saw that at the beginning of beach volleyball, the three people who didn't know how to play volleyball, but chose to step on the waves and look for shells on the beach, after Li Lili's childlike innocence broke out, followed the show. The group borrowed sand-making tools, and the three held a simple sand-making competition.

At the beginning, it was normal. Che Zhengtai, GU, and Li Lili all nested in their allocated places, digging sand, piled sand, and sculpted. But gradually, the sand pile skills of the three clearly differentiated.

While the junior apprentice Che Zhengtai was squatting on the sand and making a simple airplane model less than 10cm high, the intermediate apprentice Li Lili was already proficiently digging the half-meter-high sand pile. The shape is further clarified and gradually recognized by the onlookers.

And when she triumphantly completed the medium-sized sand-made Doraemon, and was about to have fun with her friends, when she turned around, she saw a large sand castle built by GU that was more than one meter high.

#Are you kidding me? #

#This guy was born to hit others, right? #

#We are still struggling at the apprentice level, he is already a great magician QAQ#

# Between people, why do they always hurt each other!Can't there be more love in this world? #

"Wow - Dafa! Xiao Jin, is this the Taj Mahal?"

I don't know when he put down the horrible sand model that couldn't tell whether it was a cross or an airplane, and Che Zhengtai also came to the edge of the sandcastle, squatting beside GU who was concentrating on partial carving.

"That's right, since I haven't built a castle for a long time, let's make a simple practice first."

After getting along for a long time, neither Che Zhengtai nor Li Lili felt that GU was bragging. After all, the title of the honest boy of the people is not just for nothing.

"This is still easy? Then what is mine? Is it at the child level?"

With an inexplicably sad and indignant face, Li Lili pointed vigorously at the mechanical cats she piled up.

Looking at the big cat not far away with a smile, Gu smiled heartily.

"Haha, I grew up by the beach, and I have piled up sand for ten years, and the castle built by my father is really big. Bring mats and pillows, and you can live in it directly."

GU's words made the other two stare at the same time.

"Wow! How high is that? It takes a long time?"

For the legendary fathers, Li Lili is definitely not less interested than the audience.

"How should I put it, my daddy has always been curious about everything in the world and has the courage to try. At a certain time, he was very obsessed with sand sculpture art, and even bought a studio specially for creating sand sculptures. Yes, I often make some large sand sculpture castles several meters high, which can last for a long time because of the use of wooden boards and super glue. Maybe art has a certain similarity, anyway, his works are highly praised."

"A special studio, it really deserves to be called a god's trench."

Hehehe, GU complained silently in his heart, the pattern Tucson is broken, and the special studio or something, is it not for the shameless couple to do shameful things in the sand castle he created. Will I be harassed and interrupted?

The great malice of the adult world did not come out. Li Lili and Che Zhengtai, who were impressed by GU technology, chatted and acted as assistants at the same time, piled up sand and watered them, and were very busy, and the audience was also very happy. Unexpectedly, they learned more interesting things about GU from the conversation between the three of them. Unknowingly, they became more curious about the legendary fathers, and wanted to dig up more information about the couple.

After the last Forbidden City was completed, the beach volleyball match was finally won by Li Dajin and the first team of female artists. The main force of the next team, LAY, was completely exhausted in less than 15 minutes after bursting the seed, which completely polished the title of weak man.

As the victor, the part that was originally scheduled to follow the abalone farm diver's diving and fishing at 4 pm will be exempted.

So the final list of going into the sea became the sand platoon group of LAY and the female artist, and the sand pile group of GU three people.Due to the lack of participation of comedians, there were not many jokes during the process, but compared to other friends who caught nothing, GU performed very well. As long as he dives, he will always catch seafood after he comes out of the water.

Swallowing the bitter sea water, Li Lili swam to GU wearing a life jacket like a dog.

"Gu, tell the truth! You are transformed from a mermaid! Look at the divers over there, they are about to cry! You alone caught more than the three of them!"

Throwing the big abalone he caught onto the program crew's boat, Gu rolled his eyes with a smile.

"My daddy is a fan of Congfa. He often takes us to experience wild survival. Come, follow me and have meat to eat."

Hearing his words, family members not far away swam to GU one after another, and held a fishing teaching on the spot. Professional instructors taught by example, and the artists quickly understood the key points of touching conch and prying abalone. It took less than an hour. Let them get a lot of fresh seafood, and the dinner is bound to be rich!

A group of eight people carried a lot of trophies, waved goodbye to the fans who had accompanied them for a whole day of filming, and then walked to the car parking place of the program group.

Pushing back her long wet bangs, GU, who was emitting hormones unconsciously, took the whole bag of conch from Park Pearl, who was panting beside her.

"Brother Zhengtai said tonight for seafood BBQ, do you want to go to the supermarket before going back? There seems to be no barbecue grill and charcoal in the villa."

With a wave of his hand, Park Pearl took a sip of warm water from the kettle Li Lili handed over, and panted.

"No need, the director prepared it for us. When we go back, we will wash and dispose of all the seafood, and just throw it on the fire. Today is volleyball and going into the sea. I'm exhausted."

"Say it as if you've played ball and sailed."

A good partner of the people, if they disagree with each other, they will tear down the stage, and they are talking about Li Dajin.

Seeing that the two people who were born to love and kill each other started a new round of swearing, two female exclamations suddenly came from the front of the team. When GU and the others quickly stepped forward, they saw that the three members of MEI's harem were all huddled together. Passing behind the eldest brother Che Zhengtai, three pairs of eyes looked at a farm on the side of the road in panic.

"what happened?"

As the hidden deputy leader of the artist group, Li Dajin arrived at Cha Zhengtai's side first and asked.

"A snake just ran away, scaring the two beauties."

Not entangled at all was ignored, and LAY, who was also nestled in the back, followed the other party's words, and Li Dajin silently moved his gaze to the house number of the farm.

"Li's Edible Snake Farm...It turned out to be a snake, this is a great tonic."

"Ah! Brother! Stop talking, it's too scary!"

The two female artists, who were so scared that their faces turned pale, worked harder to shrink themselves into Cha Zhengtai's figure.

GET is less than the fear of the two beauties. When it comes to supplements, Che Zhengtai and Li Dajin, who are very obsessed with health management, want to buy two snakes to go back to nourish themselves. Li Lili, who was bold and curious about everything, was the second to agree.

So ignoring the harem trio, the eldest brother went to negotiate with the owner of the farm.

"I raise all the high-end cobra kings here, 30 won a catty, but I can give you a [-]% discount on the condition that you catch them yourself. Friendly reminder, the king cobras are poisonous, but don't worry, the snakes I raise They are all docile."

After the unit price came out, the two elder brothers who took the lead took a deep breath. When they heard that they could buy it at half price, their smiles hadn't reached their peak when they were frightened by what the owner of the snake farm said behind them.

While the three were bargaining, although they were trembling, in order to increase the volume, the rest of the artists were led by other snake farm staff to visit the legendary snake pool. It coincided with the time for the king-level cobra king to walk deep into the ground In the pit of more than 3 meters, there are several cobras whose waist diameter is definitely as thick as the arm of an adult male. They rolled themselves into a ball and slowly spit out snake letters.

"This guy is at least three meters long, how much is it?"

Although very exciting, but a snake with millions of dollars, in the show, Che Zhengtai decisively gave up.There is no friendship, so under the leadership of the owner of the snake farm, the two of them also came to the snake pond. At this time, the eldest brother pointed to the nearest group of snakes and asked.

"It weighs 5.4 catties. It is suitable for getting out of the cage. The poisonous sacs are all in the head. When you chop it up with a knife, the snake meat is non-toxic, very sweet, tender, and nourishing! Why don't you try it? The [-]% discount is only hundreds of thousands."

Although the owner of the snake farm is very keen on Amway and other baby snakes, the kind smile on his face at the moment makes the entertainers feel cold. The poisonous snake that tempted Eve to eat apples in the Garden of Eden is alive and well!

"Just go down and grab it, right?"

The words of rejecting Amway again have not yet been spoken, and GU, who has been silent all this time, suddenly enters the screen, those gleaming blue eyes seem to have found a peerless treasure, shining with excitement, confidence, and determination.

"Oh my god! Xiao Jin, don't be impulsive! That's King Cobra! The poisonous one!"

Park Pearl immediately grabbed GU's elbow, beating him to death to prevent this miserable little guy from entering the snake pool.

"Xiao Jin, don't make trouble. I want to eat snakes. After returning to Seoul, I will take you to a hot pot restaurant to enjoy yourself."

Che Zhengtai also joined the persuasion team.It's a pity that GU, who has always had no desires and desires, is obsessed with eating. No matter how his family persuades him, he just admits death and wants to go down to catch snakes.

Finally unable, the program team came forward to negotiate with the owner of the snake farm, and asked the other party to accompany GU to the snake pond to have a good time, and all the team doctors gathered by the way, just in case.

Damn it, they don't care if ordinary artists want to die, what the hell, this guy is too big backstage, if he dies, the whole show will die!

So the live version of the preview of the last episode appeared. Amidst the screams of the staff and artists, GU easily grabbed the snake's head with one hand in the snake pond, and the other hand was wrapped around the snake's tail three times, and the claws directly pinched the snake's tail , under the admiring eyes of the owner of the snake farm, he returned to the ground with a bright smile.

"Oh! God! Don't come over—"

"what!"

"My mother!"

"hiss--"

Seeing the worried family members panicked and scattered because of the sudden approach of GU and the snake, GU laughed unkindly.

This bright smile must be given full marks!

In any case, the two days and one night in Jeju Island ended when the roommates tried to eat GU brand snake meat hot pot + seafood BBQ with a white face. Everyone was talking and laughing energetically.

"Hahaha, brother is too much, actually asked Lili to feed snake meat to PD! But it's really delicious! It's just that the meat is a bit small."

Pu Zhenzhu laughed and patted Cha Zhengtai's arm, the latter just showed a smile that concealed his merit and fame, and said nothing.

"I really want to get home soon, I'm already looking forward to Song Bin and the others trying to eat snake meat, hahaha!"

As if agreeing with Li Lili's words, GU gave her a high five.

"Even daring to catch snakes, GU is also very powerful. After this episode, the title of 'National Male God' will never escape, and my ideal type will also change."

Faced with the female artist's compliments, GU just smiled and waved his hands modestly, but the other party did not give him a chance to escape, and pulled another female artist, under the banner of giving benefits to fans, crackling Find a topic to get him into the game.

The private airliner flew bustlingly from Jeju Island to Seoul all the way...

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[Well, even if all the classmates around me are fans of GU, I always think that after I can finish watching Roommate, I will still be strong enough not to be fans of him.In fact, I overestimated my resistance and underestimated GU's appearance QAQ, hello Prince Charming!I am your Snow White!Please ride together!Please tease!ask to marry! 】

[Rival in love upstairs, draw your sword! 】

[I'm so disappointed TAT, the program team is too boring, why didn't you prepare a pair of bullet swimming trunks for my male god! 】

[Quickly use the cleansing powder! 】

[It seems that I really haven't seen GU showing his flesh, just like the top gentleman back then =-= I really want to take off his clothes with my own hands and see his hidden figure, do you have abs?Is there a fish line?Do you have chest hair?Is the belly button concave or convex =-= saliva! 】

[Upstairs Demon King!If you bet on a basket of cucumbers, you will definitely have abdominal muscles. The husband and wife are both ab muscle freaks, and the sons cannot be white chickens =-=]

[Don't you just want your knees!Give it all to you!Just a pile of sand!Do I need to be so pretentious? QAQ, after watching this episode of roommates, I absolutely dare not say that I am a little sand master, laughing and crying QAQ, both grew up by the sea, why is there such a big gap! 】

[This big guy must give full marks, I'm not afraid that GU male god will be proud!By the way, I live in Jeju Island, and the filming ended a few days ago, and the three castles on the scene are still in good condition. The sea water has not washed away, no one has damaged them, and there are even GU fans who help repair and water them every day.Moved to cry. 】

【Yeah!I’ve been there too. Later, a Yuanbao fan got a GU-level tripod for a character, put it in the middle of the sandcastle, and then took various selfies. I couldn’t stop at all. Hahaha, I also took two pictures!Kaisen! 】

[Coach, I want to learn sea diving TAT!Follow the male god to have meat! 】

【Snake meat...】

[It's so cruel, the contrast makes me so cute!Holding a big poisonous snake with a twisted knot, with a bright smile, I don’t know why, but I always feel a strong black-bellied aura emanating from the screen, and I support Song Bin’s attack, so I slapped my face!My big GU cliff is the perfect attack!Sue will cry! 】

[Eating snakes without forgetting Song Bin, this is true love!Be together! 】

[By the way, I'm the only one who thinks that those two chicks are trying to get my boyfriend's idea?I specially watched the first two episodes, they are very indifferent to GU, don't have too few scenes in the same frame, what's going on in this episode?Every time there is a shot of GU, you can see the two of them circling around the male god!Song Bin is still out?Your old Gong is being targeted! 】

[Pfft——I think Pearl's flashing expressions are worthy of further study. It seems that she is worried about GU who is surrounded by love, sister and brother love Saigao! 】

[The taste upstairs is too strong!You said Li Lili is better than Pearl!Although this baby is a staunch BG party, I would rather GU Song Bin than GU Pearl QAQ, I am Yangou!I speak for myself! 】

[Truth Emperor: You are so naive, Lu Zhicui Xiaojing tweeted, in the latest photo of the event, did you not find the teddy bear hanging on Xiaojing's phone?This is not a gift from GU, I will broadcast Licking Xiang live! 】

[Hiss—it seems so, GU gave Teddy's headgear to his family members, it's completely fair and open!Could it be—]

[=-=Calm down, my little nephew has already said that if we are together, we will make it public. It is useless to guess now, just wait. PS, I am very much looking forward to the preview: GU's day!Is it a belated special unit? 】

[Same expectation!A week is too long!cry! 】