The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

When the girl woke up, she found that she was lying on a round carpet, and she couldn't help touching the plush surface with her hand.

Ah, so soft and comfortable~

"Fuck, now is not the time to be funny!"

He slapped himself with a backhand, propped up his upper body with his hands on the ground, and silently surveyed the space.

There are four walls, one has a big window, outside the window is green and nothing can be seen, one side has a low-key, luxurious and high-grade oil painting, and the other two walls are mosaiced, but still nothing can be seen.

Frowning and getting up, the younger sister looked at the full-length mirror erected in front of her, which was taller than a person. The smooth horizontal mirror reflected the two mosaic fields behind her.

"Am I turning into a ghost? I can't even see it in the mirror. Please, don't mention it, how did I die! Burned to death by instant noodles? Painful? Uh, the bottom doesn't hurt anymore"

I belatedly discovered that the place that was originally scalded by boiling water did not feel any discomfort, as if the severe pain before was just a fart.And the doubts in her heart at this moment have no one to answer.There was only deathly silence all around.

"Hello! Is anyone there?"

Deathly silence.

"Hello! Is there a ghost? Newcomers please cover!"

Deathly silence.

N hours later.

"Anything is fine, just respond to me, please..."

The last two words trembled and disappeared into the sobs.During this period of time, no matter how smashed, kicked, or hammered, the things in this room were completely unmoved, not even the curtains on both sides of the windows were moved.

Do not break out in silence, but pervert in silence.

She stood up suddenly, staring at a wall with red eyes, half-bowed, with her head stretched forward, suddenly started to rush at full speed for a distance of three meters, and hit her forehead hard against the thick wall.

However, there is no use for eggs.

There was a friendly and intimate exchange between the forehead and the wall, which was unexpected by the owner, and there was no sound or a newton of force.The sister paper went from hesitation to madness, and then from silence to despair.Finally broke down and cried.

She silently huddled herself in the corner of the wall, her tailbone pressed against the wall, her hands tightly hugged her legs, and her face was buried deeply between her knees.Suppressed whimpers, trembling bent backs, tears dripping down the ground.

After continuing for N hours.

Under the obviously swollen eyelids, the eyeballs rolled around, and the wet eyelashes fluttered open.The girl opened her eyes, changed her posture, and lay down on the floor in a large size, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Well, maybe this is the life of a ghost. Not hungry, not thirsty, not tired, not even to die again. But why am I locked in this room. A fake window, two sides are actually The mosaic wall is because the underworld doesn’t have enough funds, so mosaics are put on the places that can’t be built. Corruption is too serious. Thinking about it this way, it seems that I can understand why there is no reception staff here. I am so smart. However, I can leave that dog The world of Japan is really wonderful, haha."

He laughed twice, and the surroundings continued to be deadly silent.

She stopped talking and just looked at the smallpox quietly. Although the surroundings were still as quiet as before, her heart gradually calmed down.

"By the way, this room is a bit familiar. It seems to be the interface for creating characters in The Sims 3."

【Ding——Welcome to the world of Sims, please create Sims】

"Fuck!"

The electronic sound that sounded out of thin air frightened the girl's whole body.

"Hahaha—could it be transmigrated into the Sims? I'm going to go, if I didn't suddenly think of M3, if it didn't trigger, would I be locked up forever! Mouth! Dare to be humane!!! !! Forget it, no matter what, as long as I can leave this room! I'm going to be locked up like crazy!"

She jumped excitedly and walked quickly to the full-length mirror.

"Uh, how to create it, there is no interface."

Desperately recalling the system texts he had read before, he tentatively opened his mouth.

"System? Interface? Backpack... Character information? Create Sims?"

When I tried the last one, the surroundings finally changed, and I saw a figure suddenly appeared in front of the full-length mirror.

"..."

At the same time, Sister Zhi found that her body began to deform, speechlessly, until she was exactly like the person in the mirror.

"..."

Holding his forehead with one hand, the person in the mirror made the same movement.

"Could it be the time-travel caused by my cheap mouth? Male god, I don't dare to flirt with you anymore..."

Listening to the bewitching male voice coming from her mouth, the originally 150, plump, gendered woman looked at the familiar handsome foreign man in the mirror, and rolled her eyes without temperament.Skillfully study on the system operation interface that pops up.

"It's really a boy who was concocted recently. I originally planned to use him to open a theater where the male god of the border city was raised with 0 funds. Now it is definitely the real one. I don't know if it is time travel or rebirth, or just The world is just kidding me."

Silently looking at the basic information that has already been set on the interface and cannot be changed now——

Name: Carlos West

Sex: Male

Age: Youth (18-40 years old)

Skin color: white

Body: fit

Muscle Size: Upper Medium

Carlos three seconds ago sister paper now real Hanzhi West looked at the model in the mirror, with a masculine figure and eight-pack abs. He felt that his saliva was about to flow out uncontrollably. He silently He stretched out his sinful claws and touched his belly.

"Holy shit, excellent abs, so slippery, so elastic, uh, it's very itchy. Exchange my pair of Ccups, it's so worth it!"

Of course, the premise of this value is that he has changed from sister paper to Han paper.

Wearing the downloaded Liudaoku Pineapple Head MOD, Carlos peeled his eyelids in the mirror, revealing the iconic red and blue yin and yang eyes.

"This hair color and eye color, from the second to the third decisively too middle two, will scare passers-by babies to death."

For the unchangeable gender male, he only struggled for three seconds and decisively clicked on the next column.As the pineapple hair style could not be changed, Carlos could only change Su's blue-purple hair to black. However, because he couldn't hold back his desire for Su, he still dyed the ends of his hair into platinum.The pupil color is light yellow which is more popular.

Desperately showing off his tall and perfect figure in front of the full-length mirror, he clicked on the personality option.

At this moment, Carlos' heart was broken. He regretted molesting his male god with obscene language.

He looked at the only icon among the five optional personality traits with a grim expression—bad heart and obscenity.To sum up, there are two points, love to offend people, and the more enemies the better, fighting is very good.After struggling for a while, Carlos quickly selected four characteristics for himself that would make it easier for him to survive in the new world.At this moment, he has not realized that the characteristic of being mean and obscene will make his life more (bloody) colorful (rain) in the days to come.Here, we can only give him some wax in advance.

Lucky: There is nothing to say, the real world is to judge the face and character rely on connections.The face is currently included.

Full of charm: This is also a great feature, which makes people have an outstanding temperament and makes friends faster, plus the above reasons.

Computer Genius: Two advantages, one is the built-in evening hacking skills, which saves the need to learn the tedious C language, and the other is that the effect of making friends through the computer is better.Although hacking skills are only effective at night, they are still profitable.

A natural performer: Seeing this feature, Carlos finally remembered that because the computer was relatively old and afraid of freezing, he only installed the gorgeous stage in the expansion pack of The Sims. This expansion pack added magic, acrobatics, and singing It is professional, and it was also to better develop the theater of prostitution of male gods in border towns. Compared with fans hooking up with male gods, it seems that the setting of male gods chasing male gods is more interesting.In short, the advantage of this feature is that you can learn to sing faster, and the chance of performing ugly is reduced, and you can perform more handsomely and be more attractive.

If you are entering the Sims world, then rely on tipping and swiping money + a natural performer to resolutely and quickly embark on the road to riches.If it is rebirth through time travel, it must be in modern times, and there will be no fantasy elements.It can be deduced from the situation that all kinds of MODs that have been downloaded have been banned.For example, unnatural beast pupil MOD, vampire fang MOD, zombie skin MOD are grayed out.

Lifetime expectations are empty, and you can't choose, skip, and choose steak, classical music and black according to your preferences. As for the accent, Carlos said that he is very satisfied with the current enchanting and romantic attacking tone.The constellation is also based on the real choice of Pisces.

After everything was ready, Carlos quietly looked at the unscientific handsome guy in the mirror.I am a little apprehensive about the unknown world, and I also have doubts about whether I can really leave this room.

Patting his cheeks with his hands, he carefully familiarized himself with the enchanting Chinese paper he made.

Sure enough, I still couldn't help but want to kneel and lick, it's so handsome, nosebleed.

"Come on! Carlos, there will never be a worse situation than now! Confirm the character."

[Ding——The character creation is complete, do you accept the character. 】

"accept."

[Ding——Character created successfully, ready to launch, sims world fusion, LOADING...]

His eyes went dark, and the last voice Carlos heard was——

[Restricted delivery, the age of the Sims has dropped to teenagers, the delivery was successful...]

Fuck you, cheater!

Teenagers (12-17 years old)!Gotta go to school, and there's a curfew at night!You are not allowed to go out at nine o'clock, or you will be caught by the police, and you will be taken home in a police car!

It felt like only a second passed, and when I opened my eyes again, I was already facing an independent American-style house.The system directly binds Carlos' house. Of course, the money still has to be deducted. Looking at the only 7000 dollars left in his pocket, he can only swallow a mouthful of blood.

Hehe, two bedrooms, one bathroom and a large piece of land, only cost 13000 US dollars, what kind of house can you buy in China when converted into soft sister coins?So let's just quietly laugh in my heart, don't talk about old blood or anything.If you are not satisfied, you will be struck by lightning.

Carlos read the TAB silently. He already has a deep understanding of the unintelligence of the M3 system. I am currently a newcomer, with no relationships and skills, and only one career, a middle school student with a C grade.Bad grades are said to have dire consequences.

The carry-on list is also there. This carry-on list is different from the body space. Here it is equivalent to a backpack with unlimited storage. It can only store small items. Fruits and vegetables will not deteriorate when placed here. Items of the same type only occupy one space. Infinitely superimposed, the finished dishes will gradually deteriorate, and the human body will emit a sour smell if they are rancid. Another bright spot is that it has a sales column, and you can directly drag unwanted things into the column to exchange them for money.

Now there is only an unknown brand mobile phone that comes with the M3 in his pocket.

Then there is lifelong happiness. Daily small tasks can be released according to the wishes and needs of the characters every day. Every time you complete a released expectation, you can get a certain amount of happiness points. Lifelong expectations can be understood as life goals, which are different from the daily one or two hundred expectations. , the lifetime expectation is the only one, once it is completed, it will start at 3 points.Happiness points can be exchanged for various lifetime rewards. Of course, the rewards that are too fantasy are either weakened or banned.But the rest is worth looking forward to.

Now, the time in the lower left corner is Monday, May 2006 at 5:8 AM.Click on the map, and you can see the distribution of buildings in the entire living city. The special buildings belonging to M00 are specially marked, and there are quite a few.Carlos is in a small town in New York State - Starlight Coast.It's next door to New York.

It's a forced Sims game town crammed into the US map.Can it be so casual.

In order to understand the world, Carlos clicked on the autobiography:

Stimulated by the unexpected death of his parents, Carlos West left the sad land of England with his inheritance and went to study in the United States alone.Starlight Coast, known as the cradle of all-American singers, magicians, and acrobats, what kind of new life can this young man shrouded in sadness bring?

Carlos gave up decisively and walked into his house without getting any effective information from the 100-word autobiography. At this time, the daily tasks were also displayed, which are:

[Buy a computer, reward 100 points]

[Meet newcomers, reward 100 points]

[Learn a new skill, reward 700 points]

After accepting all three expectations, Carlos looked around and found everything he needed. After a little thought, he turned on the shopping mode. At this time, time was still, and neither he nor others could move. Using thinking to operate the system, I sold the cheap double bed with energy +4 in the master bedroom for $400, and replaced it with a double bed with energy +10 at $3500, quickly recovering my physical strength and greatly reducing the time wasted on sleep.

Then I turned to the electronic product column, and I saw the artifact MOD I downloaded before—a multifunctional tablet computer worth 750 US dollars. By wearing the matching Bluetooth, I can listen to the skill channel, and at the same time, I can talk, sleep, and do anything other than water. will interrupt the learning task.

By the way, buy the easel, cheap fitness equipment—uneven bars, and the cheapest computer.That leaves $1875 in living expenses.

Turn off the shopping mode, time flows again, the furniture in front of you has not changed at all, what it was when you first came in, it is still what it is now, only the $1875 in your pocket clearly shows the traces of purchase.

"Damn it, cheat me again!"

Carlos narrowed his eyes, annoyed emotions were brewing in his eyes, and an urge to smash everything in front of him and burn them all in a fire was constantly seducing him.A sound of the doorbell pulled him back from the brink of explosion, and finally he opened the door with a malicious smile.

I saw a woman in uniform standing at the door with an expressionless face. Before he could say anything, the woman in uniform led the other three women in uniform to unload and carry goods from the large truck parked by the roadside.

Carlos crossed his arms and leaned against the door frame, continuing to laugh.The eyes glanced back and forth between the right breast of the uniformed woman and the simulated company logo on the truck body.The bed that was just sold in the purchase mode was moved into the car by the subdued girl, and the purchased things were also removed from the car and placed according to his original idea.All kinds of convenience.People passing by on the side of the road only glanced at the cars and people with strange logos, and then continued to pass by.

[Buy a computer] I hope that after the installation of the new computer is completed, it will be completed smoothly, and 100 happiness points will be credited.

Well, take back the previous sentence, the system did not cheat this time.