The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Carlos picked up the tablet and prepared to choose the skill channel to listen to. There are a total of eight skills, each with 10 levels.

Dexterity: Affects the success rate, electric shock rate, and speed of repairing home appliances. If you have a bad character, you will be electrocuted and die in minutes. Advanced skills can upgrade furniture. I don’t know if those cool upgrade effects have been banned. Dexterity up to level 10 There are also discounts on furnishing homes.Of course, only the construction materials provided by the simulation company are limited.Can a Chinese paper who can't repair electrical appliances be considered a tough guy?According to the BUG characteristics of M3, the ultimate skill that can repair even alien airships!How can you not learn!

Guitar: There is nothing to say, the higher the skill level, the better you can play, and you can also learn unique music in the simulated world. At the same time, you can earn more tips by performing.However, in the M3 world, the amount of tipping is related to the number of times the song is performed, that is, the number of times you play the song in private. The most buggy thing is that you play it once only for a few seconds .After playing 100 times, each passer-by gave a tip of between $300 and $500, and the tip was repeated from time to time after listening to it for a long time.Known as a human flesh money printing machine!But the problem is, this situation only occurs in the M3 world. In the real world, I don't know if there is such a trick.

Fishing: The higher the skill level, the more advanced fish you can catch.However, if you don’t have a hobby of fishing, it doesn’t matter if you learn this skill or not. After all, all the immortal vegetables that can rejuvenate and live forever have been banned, and the death fish will inevitably end up being banned.

Gardening: The higher the skill level, the more time and effort it will save weeding and watering, and the higher the level of plants that can be planted.However, for the same reason as above, the Life Fruit was also banned.Unless you love planting flowers and trees, there is no need to specially upgrade this skill to an advanced level.Is it really possible to grow steak eggs like M3?Think about it and know that it is unrealistic.

Writing: The skill level is related to the type of articles that can be written.If you plan to make money by writing novels, this skill must also be brushed up, after all, the weekly manuscript fee is considerable. The characteristics of M3 tell us that no matter how much you write, the book can be published, and there is a manuscript fee.And there is no such thing as Calvin.

Cooking: The skill level is directly proportional to the deliciousness, advanced and complex recipes must be learned at a high level.If you want to live a high-quality life, you must master this skill, and you can enter the kitchen and exit the hall. This is the male god of the new era.

Charm: The focus of interpersonal relationships, the skill level is limited by the number of friends you make, advanced charisma skills, and can change the relationship between two people from strangers to friends during the first conversation.The door to the world of heartthrobs is about to open, don't you really want to show it?

Logic: This skill, learned through binoculars and chess, can guide others at an advanced level. Generally speaking, this skill takes the path of scientific research.

Each skill level is upgraded by performing related activities to accumulate experience points, such as cooking, if it takes half an hour to cook a meal, then you can accumulate half an hour of cooking experience.In the original game, 0 hour of experience is required for level 1-1, 1 hours for level 2-2, 2 hours for level 3-3... 9 hours for level 10-10.In reality, the time required has become 10 times.

In addition to the above eight skills that can be leveled with tablet artifacts, there are a few skills that can only be relied on by oneself.

Painting: The higher the skill level, the more styles you can create. The characteristics of M3 show that the selling price is determined by the number of paintings, that is, the more paintings you create, the more valuable they are, starting from $3, $5 at the beginning to $3000 for one painting at the end.Of course, quality can also increase the price. Excellent and outstanding paintings can increase the price a lot. It is not a problem to double the price of outstanding paintings. However, quality depends on character.And after creating a certain number of paintings, the drawing speed can be further improved.Not limited by inspiration, painting two large-scale paintings a day, more than 6000 US dollars is guaranteed.Living expenses are no longer an issue.Carlos bought the easel, obviously intending to make money from it.

Movement: This is a skill that can knock people down.Want to be advanced?Then run, run, do things, play around, don't stop!However, the effect is also obvious. Do you want to fight all over the world by yourself? Do you want to maintain the eight-pack abs of the male god? Do you want to show the beauties pectoral muscles, back muscles, biceps and various muscles?Then don't worry about it, run, run, do it, play around!

As for the singing, magic, and acrobatics brought by the expansion pack.Apart from singing, Carlos really doesn't plan to brush. Although he was an achievement and skill obsessive-compulsive disorder when he was playing games as a younger sister, but in the three-dimensional dimension, he needs to brush up all skills and achieve all achievements. He just wants to say: Secretary?

Think about it, a full-level skill needs 550 hours, relying on artifacts, 24 hours a day, deducting eight hours of sleep, well, the bed effect of energy +10 is coming, and the eight hours of replenishing physical strength should be shortened to six hours However, don't forget that communicating with others, whether it is face-to-face, telephone, or computer chatting, will interrupt the learning task, and then continue to listen after the chat, and the time will accumulate.

American middle school school hours are from [-] am to [-] pm. Here comes the problem. Even if you don’t chat with others in class and be a good baby, according to American education, you still want to shrink back and be a quiet and handsome boy?Dreaming.

You said it's always okay to go home after school?Naive, after school is the focus of socializing for students. Dear, go out and hang out with your classmates, who doesn't need to communicate.

Therefore, the time when you can really rely on artifacts to refresh your skills is only at home or in a quiet place. In this way, you can listen to the channel for about 4 to 6 hours a day.In the case of washing your face and taking a bath, you have to buckle it.Want to brush up your athletic skills by swimming at the same time?Don't even think about it, the tablet will stop working if it touches water.So the uneven bars that Carlos bought for more than $100 were a smart choice.

Based on a minimum of 4 hours a day, plus other miscellaneous related skill activities, add up to 5 hours, and a full-level skill will take almost four months.The three-dimensional is not a game, people have emotions and states, how can they really do this every day.

Besides, Carlos had no face, no money, no character, and no connections in his previous life. The happiest thing was the ignorant and ignorant elementary school period. He suffered various blows since junior high school. The life I have lived is constant compromise and patience to get by. Now it is hard for him to do it again with the plug-in. People are growing up. I have never enjoyed it before, and I can try it one by one.

And, unbeknownst to him, the trait of being vicious and obscene also distorted his character to a certain extent.The current Carlos is a complete hedonist, and he has no regrets at all if he can die after having a good time!The gloomy personality has disappeared, and the former sunshine will never come back. However, he didn't notice that he also abandoned his poor integrity.

Back to the status quo, Carlos decided to brush up his cooking skills first for the sake of quality of life. He selected the channel, brought the Bluetooth, and threw the tablet back into the carry list, and looked at the listening channel marked under the character column at 9:59 Counting down, I smiled in a good mood, and quickly went to the computer to check the world events in 2006. The most important thing at present is to confirm whether the current world is a parallel space or another dimension.

"Uh, the mother of this body is Chinese, and the father is British. They are currently living in the United States. The composition of the world is similar. What happened in 2006? Fuck, I'm too nerdy, I don't know at all. Let's look at the Chinese leaders who is it."

After knowing it, I found that my English level is comparable to that of others. Reading, reading, and writing are not a problem.Sure enough, it's time travel benefits.Carlos began to search for Chinese news.After seeing the leaders surnamed Hu and Wen, he felt a little more relaxed when he mentioned it.Later, he searched for some movies and anime that he remembered, and they were basically the same.

It seems to be a familiar world.

After being silent for a while, he took out the mobile phone that came with the system from the carry-on list and dialed the number of his stepfather's house. At this time, his mother should have brought the former self with him and married again.

"The number you dialed is empty, please check and dial again."

The tense heart was completely relaxed. Although this could not completely comfort him, China will definitely go back. If he finds his former self at that time, he can help him. Of course, it is best to find no such person. good ending.Carlos showed an inexplicable and distorted smile, took out a small notebook from the drawer of the computer desk, and began to write and draw.

November 2006

The status quo, crossed the parallel world, only more than 1000 dollars in pocket, 12 years old, no relatives, foreign country, studying

Advantages, 1. Bringing a universal multi-bug system in life, and it is non-intelligent, so it will not be oppressed; 2. I am more than ten years younger, and in the complicated United States, it is safer to change my gender; 3. I have more real estate ,live alone

Suddenly thought of something, Carlos pulled out an evil smile, and quickly added a few words:

The 2006 World Cup was impressive.

As a nerd, Carlos used to only pay attention to various Two-dimensional, not chasing stars, not watching football, whether it was playing or kicking.But for the 2006 World Cup, he will never forget that handsome Brazilian male god Kaka.Although I only paid attention to the events with male gods participating, but the resentment towards Brazil's failure to qualify for the semi-finals and the male gods being brushed off continued until the end of the schedule. Isn't gambling or something a way to quickly increase capital, score or something, He remembers it clearly!

The game started in early June. Looking at the more than 6 in his pocket, Carlos put the book in the carry-on list. This thing must not be seen by others, then walked to the easel, put away the drawing paper, picked up the pen, and started drawing. It must be as early as possible in June. It is useless to make more money before, but the principal is not enough.

[Ding——Congratulations on completing a small painting worth 3 dollars. 】

Four hours passed, Carlos silently put away his paintbrush, looked at the toy in front of him, which was prettier than kindergarten children’s footboard paintings, and dragged the painting into the carry-on list with his consciousness for sale. Credited $3.At the same time, the doorbell also rang, and this time it was still the woman in uniform from the simulation company with facial paralysis who came. She spontaneously untied the painting from the easel, rolled it up and left.

It seems that it is best to save a certain amount in the future and then sell it at one time, otherwise the uniform girl knocks on the door several times a day, which will easily arouse the curiosity of the neighbors.And when the paintings are more valuable, it's time to consider selling them to people in this world.After all, what is recycled to the system is the cost price.

Stretched my waist, I never felt how unscientific it is for the characters to stand and draw all day long during the game, it would be impossible to switch to three-dimensional, I was exhausted, most of them turned orange, and a certain status started to turn red , Carlos is not well.It froze as if struck by lightning.

"Fuck—"

Don’t dare to think too much, the icon in the status bar with 20 minutes of incontinence is too evil. Thinking of the scene of peeing pants with legs clamped in the game, Carlos said that the picture is so beautiful that he refuses to recall it!

Quickly walked to the bathroom, habitually took off his pants and sat down facing the toilet.

……

Nima, a Chinese paper piss, sit on an egg, must stand up and masturbate!

With a dark face, someone stood up, facing the toilet, and put one hand on [beep——].Silently looking down at a certain masculine feature.The inner bullet screen was brushed quickly.

【Mom, I am no longer pure! 】【My capital is not bad, my brother is big! 】【Fortunately, I installed the [beep——] evil patch, otherwise I would turn into a legendary birdman, with a blank space between my legs]【Oops, I don’t remember whether I installed the male-boy patch or not! 】【hold!You hold it!Don't shoot indiscriminately! 】【Actually, it’s pretty good to think about it when you think about it (why do you want to cry?)】【It’s a pity that you gave me the capital to attack like this. I’m destined to be ashamed of the organization and the people. 】

No matter how he swipes the screen in his heart, the one who should pee still has to pee, and he has to pee well. Thinking of the toilet hygiene that his mother complained about before, Carlos broke through his mind, grasped the clumsy beep—], pointed at the toilet and liberated.

With the sound of the ejected urine hitting the stagnant water entering the sewage outlet, it seemed that something was also ejected from the body, and with the flushing action, it disappeared together with various liquids.

After washing his hands seriously, he stared at a certain status bar that turned green with satisfaction, and someone's smile became even more distorted.

2:00 pm

I didn't eat anything all morning, my stomach resolutely protested, and the system forcefully refreshed my new expectations.

[Learn cooking skills, reward 700 points]

[Cook a high-quality food, reward 100 points]

I hope that I can only pick up four at most. There are still two slots. Carlos thinks about it and only takes [Learn cooking skills]. This can be done at the same time as [Learn a new skill], so forget about the second one. .

When he opened the refrigerator, he only had a few simple recipes in his mind, with level 0 cooking skills, he was not even qualified to eat properly.Tablet has more than 4 hours of courses to reach level 1 cooking skills, so let's bear with it now.

Naturally, he took out the cheese and started cooking according to the recipe in his mind. As the action progressed, a purple skill progress bar appeared in front of his eyes. It seemed that he could reach level 4 cooking in less than 1 hours.Humming a song in a good mood, slowly preparing a delicious lunch.

However, level 0 cooking skills, level 0 recipes, have not selected the characteristics of a natural chef, and the explosion of lucky attributes did not cause fire or burnt. The average quality macaroni and cheese is already worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth.

After eating the lunch that had been cooked for an hour, someone became more determined to maximize his cooking skills.

After feeding his stomach and clearing up the mess, Carlos continued to fight for the betting money on the front line. Small paintings, let's go.This time, he tried to find a stool to sit down and draw, and it was no problem, he didn't have to stand around for four hours.So the whole afternoon was spent doing cooking, painting, and making money by the way.

At present, a total of 15 US dollars has been earned, and three expectations have been completed at the same time. The happiness point has earned 1500 points, which is 48500 points away from the cheapest lifetime expectation reward.The actual reward demand points are 10 times that in the game.

"The speed of making money is too slow, and there is not much food in the refrigerator, and replenishing ingredients is also an expense. I'd better buy some seeds tomorrow and plant something in the backyard. Although the growth rate will definitely not be the same as that of the game, it should be more or less able. If you harvest a little, brush up your gardening skills by the way."

Wiping his wet pineapple head, Carlos put on his bluetooth again, sat in front of the computer, still chose the cooking channel, and swiped ten fingers, ready to start his evening money-making plan.

The night belongs to hackers.For Little Japan, whether in his previous life or in this life, Carlos is grateful.The former provided countless resources for his nerd life, such as AV, GV, BL pornography, etc., and the latter also provided him with inexhaustible money.Yes, that's right, he has to rely on the hacking skills that come with the characteristics of a computer genius to blackmail money from small Japanese banks.

Although limited by the skill level of stealth hackers, he may be able to successfully hack once in a few hours, and only a dozen or tens of dollars at a time. Don’t ask why it’s not Japanese yen, maybe it’s directly exchanged into Japan’s banking system. The US dollar, perhaps because it went directly into the pocket, the M3 system directly helped convert the currency.Anyway, when the skills are advanced, it's not a problem to spend thousands of dollars in one performance.

I was so busy until two o'clock in the morning that I only got $100 black, but it was better than nothing.Turn off the phone and go to the toilet, then roll off to sleep.It is worth mentioning that there was no psychological pressure at all when going to the toilet this time, and I adapted really quickly.