The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

"Hey—it's time for the male god's Mai Xu!"

An excited female voice sounded, and at the same time, a hand with sharp phalanges controlled the mouse and clicked the record button. The next second, the prelude of "Qing Meihu" came out from the speaker, followed by a clear male voice along with the music. In an instant, the public screen The fonts of various colors are quickly brushed up like crazy.

[public screen]

Fan: ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Qingmeihu! ! ! !

Fan: Damn it! ! ! !

Fans: shit

Fan: ∑(￣口￣*|||Biancheng is going all out tonight.

After a large piece of shit, the field control quickly temporarily silenced the public screen, and the public screen was deserted in an instant, leaving only a few red horses to swipe.

Southern Kingdom - Ancient Style Singer - Spring and Autumn and Warring States: Ahaha!Willing to bet and admit defeat!

Southland-official subtitle-Cui Kui: Pfft, I seem to know something. _(:з)∠)_

Nanguo-Official Field Control-Big A: Pfft, I seem to know something. _(:з)∠)_

Southland-Pop Singer-Lolock: Pfft, I seem to know something. _(:з)∠)_

Southern Country-Ancient Style Singer-Border Town: _(:з)∠)_

Southern Kingdom-Gufeng Singer-Ling Xi: Destroy the formation, drag it out and ruin it, and please find the inside story!

Southern Kingdom-official subtitle-Cui Kui: ヾ(≧▽≦*)o please!

Southland-Gufeng Singer-Lingxi: Please!

Southern Kingdom-official subtitle-Cui Kui: o(￣ε￣*), Biancheng went to a PIA spoof show with the Spring and Autumn Dispossessed People last night, whoever laughs first will have to sing this song tonight, three prefaces.Rolling around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o...rolling around...o～(＿△＿o～)~...

Southern Country-Gufeng Singer-Lingxi: Isn't that what border towns are?Will you participate? (←←)

Southland-official subtitle-Cui Kui: Smile without speaking (→→)

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Singer-Spring and Autumn and Warring States: Smile without speaking (→→)

Southland-Pop Singer-Lolock: Smile without speaking (→→)

Then a row of hahaha flew by with all kinds of joy and joy.

Since the silence, all kinds of 66s have been floating on the stage, the most eye-catching one is the blue enchantress in the 66 group, who have not stopped singing since they started in the border town.Ordinary gifts such as lollipops cost 0.1 cents each, and a set of 66 is only 6 yuan and 6 cents.The blue enchantress is a shining blue rose, 5 yuan a piece, and a group of 66 is more than 300 yuan.

The girl in front of the computer looked at the continuous flashing effect with envy and hatred, and then looked at YY's pop-up "Sorry, your account balance is insufficient..."

"Damn it, Lord Ghost is as inhumane as ever tonight. A poor dick like me can only brush a few sets of lollipops."

The sister paper turned her attention to the name that occupied the VIP seat and contributed to the top of the weekly list at the same time-July [-]th.

Nanguo is a sub-channel of Chan Chan Yin, a karaoke entertainment union on the YY platform.

Chan Chan Yin was established in 2011. It is divided into two channels for men and women, the purely female channel "Manlou", and the purely male channel "Nanguo".Unless the event is planned, the four sub-channels are not allowed to micque frequently, but it is not forbidden to broadcast on the public screen.

Biancheng is a popular singer on the Male Voice Gufeng Channel. With his gentle personality, clear voice, and perfect opera accent, he has attracted many voice-controlled obsessions.It is said that I am a senior student in the Music Department of Xi'an Conservatory of Music, and since he updated the cereal and decisively exposed the photos, he has become more popular.

The time of the three episodes passed quickly, Biancheng quit the channel, and the girl no longer cared who the next singer was, and decisively quit her account on the voice of the murmur, and hung up in the male god's nest, looking at herself The red vest, which has contributed over ten thousand dollars, curled the corners of its mouth secretly.

At this time, the male god's small nest was also very lively, a large number of fans from the border town who had just withdrawn, and a little friend who called himself a prodigal son were happily swiping the screen.

[public screen]

Prodigal Son Fan: I'm sorry, has anyone noticed how many sets of blue ghost master painted?

Prodigal Son Fan: It's too stuck. I'm brushing all three wheat sequences. There should be no less than 30 groups of 66. If I'm poor, I can only watch quietly.

Prodigal son fan: I just ordered lollipop QAQ for all my pocket money this month, and I will start eating instant noodles tomorrow.

Prodigal fan: Σ(っ°Д°;)っIt's only the 7th today.

Prodigal son fan: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ If you don’t remind me, we can still be good friends.

Prodigal powder: wax

Then, a row of wax.

The sister paper looked at the teasers on the public screen, her smile widened, and she rushed out with the red horse on her back.

[public screen]

Prodigal son-evil, charming, mad and brainless fan: Just came back from Chanchan, the male god made me cry, and I have already made up my mind to throw the male god to the ground, all kinds of ravages! ! ! ! !By the way formation wax.

Prodigal Son Fan: One day Xiao Kuang doesn't have a crush on male gods, it's probably the end of the world. PS, you remember to pass the recording to the group, there are a lot of brats who are not online (←←)

Prodigal son-evil, charming, crazy and brainless fan: You underestimate my deep love for the male god, even if it is the end of the world, I will still go to see the old Buddha with the hard drive that stores all the recordings of the male god. PS, the resources have been released.

Prodigal fan: Damn, you wretched idiot fan!This is the rhythm of not being able to keep the male god innocent even in the underworld, what a loss!Please take me with you!

Prodigal powder: +1

Prodigal powder: +10086

I made myself a beef-flavored cup noodle and put it on the computer desk. My sister casually took a BL16 high-H manga and covered it. With a plastic disposable fork in her mouth, she pressed TAB+ALT on the keyboard with her left hand, and cut it. Two YY icons, an M3 (Sims 3) game icon, and finally stopped on a green letter e.

Refresh the interface, and start the daily cover of Lunbiancheng.At the same time, he opened Weibo and watched the news of the adulterous male god.

Southland-Border Town V: The account has been settled. @南国-春秋That Warring States @南国-飞飞飞人

A bunch of crazy comments below.

【Comment】

[It is said that the border town is a game black hole, what stimulated me this time XD]

[+1, the black hole physique is well known in the southern countries, he is simply uneasy and kind when Brother Chun hooks up with the useless, such a mourning disease, I can only say, well done! ]

[Hahaha!This time it's Qingmeihu, next time it can be Xiaomanyao, don't be cowardly, male god!Face me!Well done +1]

[What majesty, what kind of lamb kidney I don't expect at all (not), keep up with the formation.Well done +2]

[Climb up with two lines of nosebleeds to light the wax for the male god, and give a thumbs up to Brother Chun, and keep up with the formation, well done +3]

Nanguo-Chunqiu that Warring States V: Majestic and majestic, with a small waist get√@南国-飞飞飞人

Southern Kingdom-Flying Flying Man V: Received!It's a man's, let's fight the Landlord! @南国-边城@南国-春秋that Warring States

【Comment】

[Hahaha!I just smiled and said nothing! ]

[The useless scheming bitch!You have said that, how can my male god not agree!Hahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Ask for the shadow area in the heart of the male god at this moment_(:з)∠)_]

[Those who haven’t been on YY, hurry up, it’s estimated that after the end of the round, the border town will already be climbing wheat! =V=]

[Holy shit, the real scum upstairs, you agreed to be a virtuous Shude fan! PS, already on the channel. ]

[I love too deeply, feel sorry for myself, PS, squatting on the same channel, etc. ]

The younger sister smiled obscenely, and switched back to Weibo in the border city to like the team.

【Comment】

Evil and charming licking the male god: Cover your nose, the male god's "Qing Meihu" is too attractive, you tortured little fairy, your phantom limbs are already hard, TAT, you can masturbate once in three seconds!

[Little Maniac is pissing off the male god again, happy to hear it! ]

[Three seconds real Chinese paper! ]

Dissatisfaction is a loss: after all, it is not genuine, and it is not bad to last for three seconds ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Just when the younger sister typed in the input box: Sorry, I think our friendship has come to an end.You...you saw yourself being blessed by a male god before you finished the fight——

Southern Country-Border Town V: Little crazy girl, don't just joke around with your third leg.If it has a spirit, it will cry.

The girl's hand speed exploded in an instant, cleared all the text in the input box, and typed a bunch of texts to send.

Evil and charming licking the male god: Hey!Male god, if the third leg is alive, it will definitely be moved by my devout desire to kneel and lick you in various positions!trust me!

The girl ignored the countless comments, relaxed the control of her body, and kept beating the table with her fists to express her surging excitement at the moment. Then, she was tragic——

The bowl of cup noodles was hammered by mistake, the whole big bowl tilted, with a crackling sound, the bottom of the bowl fell up and covered the middle of the legs of the girl sitting on the chair.

With a high-pitched scream, the unspeakable pain in the private part, the girl distorted the face of the dog, stood up trembling, and frantically pushed aside the poor instant noodles between her legs.

The instant noodles that had been comfortably soaked in boiling water said: Who am I offending.

However, do you think tragedy is like this?I can only say that you are too naive——

The two irritated instant noodles with the soup they were reluctant to part with were actually just a combination of seasoning + boiling water. They splashed onto the full, electrified, and sockets. With a string of sparks and a BOOM sound, the surroundings fell into darkness almost instantly. Even the piercing screams of the younger sister stopped.Only the monitor flickered wildly, and finally stayed on a blue interface, which slowly went out.