The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Facebook accidentally made it public, Carlos can't just mess around at will, but fortunately, his main battlefield is on Twitter, and his Twitter name is Mr.Cccccc, nicknamed, Late Night Newspaper Maniac.

What's up with the nickname?

We have to start with cooking skills. As mentioned earlier, as long as you read the paper recipes, you can enter them into the system and enjoy skill bonuses. During that time, Carlos learned one or two special snacks and various kinds of snacks from all over the world every day. dessert.

Some were inconvenient to carry to school to feed friends, he took pictures of them all with his mobile phone and posted them on Twitter, as a show off party, he would not be happy if he didn’t show off!Given that he eats snacks as a midnight snack, by the time he tweeted, he was already in bed and ready to sleep.

It was definitely midnight.

The first person who was stimulated by Carlos felt the malice of the big foodie country rushing towards him, how could he be the only one who felt stuck in his heart!So I decisively pulled my friends into the pit, feeling stuck together.

Over time, Carlos's Twitter account has become a food exchange account. Friends from several countries, through online translation, communicate with each other through bumps and bumps, and they enjoy themselves.

Perhaps in order to retaliate against the newspaper party, the friends tacitly took a beautiful photo of the local snacks and threw them on the Internet, and then Ait Carlos.All kinds of bragging say that this is very, very delicious, but unfortunately this thing is only available in our local area!

Pineapple Attack: Is this baby so easily provoked?

In fact, the narrow-minded Carlos wrote down the geographical location of his little friend, and then turned up the food network in the area. All the recipes he found were printed on A4, and he silently held the homemade version of the recipe to learn new recipes.

I tried to cook new dishes that night. Although the quality is difficult to guarantee, according to Carlos's pursuit all the time, all kinds of dishes are delicious!

Then put the dinner plate on the tablecloth-covered dining table, and put an artistic vase next door, which immediately raised the table from a roadside stall to the standard of a western restaurant.In the end, I posted on Twitter with a tablet, opened the photo of the same local snack that my friend showed off, zoomed in, and just put it next to the steaming dish that I just made, which looked particularly delicious.

click-

The mobile phone took a photo successfully and uploaded it to Twitter.

Mr. Cccccc: Thank you for your recommendation, the taste is really good!

[Damn it, at 1 o'clock in the morning, can you stop irritating me so much!I licked it silently, and the phone screen didn't smell at all! ]

[Hammer, am I the only one who thinks they don't eat the same thing? C looks particularly tall (￣_￣|||)]

[Upstairs, you are not alone! ]

[Please show off the dark area in the hearts of friends who show off local snacks! ]

[Ahaha, it’s still noon here, but unfortunately I’m eating instant noodles, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, the landlord expresses the address, I will come to marry you! ]

[Darkness in the heart: Maybe it only looks good, but the taste is not good! ]

[Kitchen Killer can only comfort himself like this, upstairs, hold me tight! ]

[Hold together! ]

[hug! ]

Looking cheerfully at the mourners everywhere in the comment area, Carlos was in a happy mood.Suddenly the private message came on, it was sent by the youngest member of Big Bang.

Silently rubbed open the online translation.

The communication between the two seems to be strenuous. Without online translation, they can only talk with each other.

Maknae: Hey, I'm eating ramen, quietly watching you pretend.Hee hee, last time you got that South African snack, I really want to eat it!

Hee Hee is a pet name evolved from Twitter's name.

Mr. Cccccc: It's easy to do, but in Korea, it probably stinks.Otherwise, I will pack the sausage and seasonings and send them over. You can just buy some bread, squeeze it, and eat it.

Maknae: Hey, hey, all the jam you sent last time was taken into the room by my brother, and I didn't even give me a spoonful!

Mr. Cccccc: (←_←) That was originally for my male god.

Maknae: (T_T) Didn't we agree to be each other's angels!We are relatives!

Mr. Cccccc: =-= In this way, if you get me a sleeping face of a male god, next time I will send you an extra box of 30 kilograms of snacks, you can choose the variety.For every extra photo, add another 5kg!If you can't fit in one box, come in two boxes!

The other side was silent for a minute, and then rang the private message again.

Maknae: Deal! '(*>﹏<*)'

Silently saving the screenshots of the dialogue interface for future deception, Carlos glanced at the time, it was already two o'clock in the morning, and decided to go to sleep.

It has been a few weeks since Carlos entered the VIP organization. As the first foreign fan who joined the group, although he is illiterate in Korean, he is still very popular with everyone. As for how many people are successful in his Twitter circle, they are the only ones. I know it myself.

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The following campus life has not changed much, but more vacation time has been transferred to participate in various community activities, such as uniting with nearby children's charity organizations, taking the paintings drawn by the children to the park for charity sales, and donating the money earned Donate to the community.

Visit the sick elderly and children, and cook and pack for them.

Through the time and sweat, it is obvious that everyone seems to grow, whether it is the American girl who responded most positively, or Jacob and Amin who were just hugging the American girl at the beginning, or even Tom who just participated to pass the time. In just a few months, they have learned what responsibility and charity are.

In their eyes, the color of the world is far more than black and white. The society is full of poverty, hunger, discrimination, violence, all kinds of wanting and despair.And what they can do is to send smiles and encouragement to these troubled people.

Whatever the purpose of participating in the event in the first place, at present, their beliefs are more consistent than ever.

The leaves on the side of the road turned from emerald green to withered yellow, and finally returned to the earth, with thick white snow piled up on the branches.Carlos put on a thick down jacket, snow boots, gloves, a scarf, ear muffs, a mask, goggles, and a fluffy hat.Wrap yourself into a ball.

Ignore the mocking face of the little friend.

What's so funny, I have never left Guangdong in my previous life, and I have never seen real snow since I was a child.Suddenly changing the map, no one can adapt immediately.

Pulling off his mask and glasses, Carlos quickly sat down on the sofa closest to the fireplace and continued to curl up.

"My dear, is it so cold? The winter in England seems to be only one or two degrees different from that in the United States?"

Taking the American mother's hot tea with both hands, Carlos drank it in small sips. The warm liquid washed away the esophagus and stomach and intestines, and his body gradually warmed up.

"Is this a Christmas arrangement?"

Just off topic.

"Well, this year's Christmas is not at home, and the winter vacation is long, so we can carry out cross-state activities. The website also announced the details of this event. I thought that not many people chose to go out to participate in the two weeks of Christmas, but the number of people actually Quite a few, there are more than 20 people, it is a small army.”

Girls aged 13 or 4 are in the stage of crazy growth. The American girl now is a little less naive than half a year ago, the baby fat has disappeared, and the facial features are gradually deepening. Fortunately, she is more like an American mother, only a little bit between the eyebrows and eyes The shadow of her boxing father added some heroism to her that ordinary girls don't have.Overall, she has changed from a little American lolita to an American sweetheart.

But the fact that she always dances when she encounters exciting things remains the same, just as her personal skill of hiccupping when she cries still exists.

"Aren't Jacob and Amin going home?"

Carlos shifted his gaze to the other two male compatriots.

"It's too uncomfortable to be in a room with a lot of flatterers every year, so I won't go back this year."

"We don't ask too much for Christmas."

Shrugged, since neither Jacob nor Amin had any objections, it was hard for him to say anything.You can't say to your face that these two beasts don't even spend important festivals with their families in order to pick up girls.People are rightly saying that they don't pay attention to Christmas anymore.What else can I say.

"Every holiday, my sister's world belongs to my family. The summer vacation is fine, but the winter vacation is too cold and she doesn't go out, so I still come out to avoid it."

All four friends gave Tom a sympathetic look.Speaking of Tom's nympho sister, after the show, Carlos hadn't been to Tom's house, and instead Tom went to his house for a scumbag game.

Unable to wait for the male god at home, the nympho sister ran directly to school, it is said that she was waiting for her brother to go home after school.Everyone knows what the truth is.Although Carlos is also a face dog, he doesn't appreciate this kind of stalking behavior.

He has always been kneeling and licking male gods quietly, flirting with male gods silently, and occasionally flirting with male gods outbursts. Anyway, he has implemented the principle that male gods can only be watched from a distance and not played with.

"The temperature is so low, my baby is about to be unbearable."

Carlos tightened his clothes and looked at the real goose feather snow through the window helplessly.

"Would you like to go on vacation in the southern hemisphere? It's just summer."

The young master was thoroughly amused by Pineapple's chills, and he was in a good mood and shared the fact that a friend asked him to go on vacation a few days ago.

"where?"

"The hometown of your male god."

"Which male god?"

"Damn it, how many male gods do you have? You are a man who is not single-minded!"

Glancing at Jacob, Carlos was confident.

"I can only say that I made full use of the eyes God gave me and found too much beauty. Tell me, where?"

"Brazil! If you don't have anything to do, come together. There is a man who came to adulthood this year with stupid money. His father who is so poor that he has only money left directly gave him a yacht from Azimut. He is planning to go out to sea this holiday."

Ever since Carlos learned the phrase "people are stupid and money comes quickly", Jacob directly put this label on the rich second generation around him.

"Is that buddy reliable?"

Brazil, still going to sea, is too attractive for Tom.At the age when he was fearless, he never considered the feasibility of going to sea with only a few children.

"It has to be reliable, his sister is my own sister-in-law. But like his father, he can't stand the Queen at home, and as soon as he grows up, he runs to the head office where his father specially moved to Brazil."

"That's fine, trust you. I'll sign up, but I have to come back a few days before Christmas."

Although it is said that he has to adapt to the winter in the United States, but as late as possible, he is so cold that his balls are going to be stiff.

Seeing Carlos nodding readily, the smile on the young master's face became brighter, and his eyes turned expectantly to the other three friends.

"Don't look at me like that. Although I am also very interested, I am not yet an adult. My parents need to approve my going abroad. Carlos, don't forget Mother Helena."

"Understood, then Audrey and I are pending, and I will email you tonight."

"Carlos, I'll go."

For such a long time, my little friend has hardly heard of his family from the Middle East. I still got the news from Jacob. There are four or five older sisters on Amin, all of whom are half-brothers. They are a big family. Living together, the grumpy Amin couldn't bear it. As the only male, his parents also spoiled him lawlessly. Amin said that he was going to the United States. The house, tickets, and contacts were all ready, and the special plane was all done.

Basically, what he said, the couple had to follow through. The only requirement was to report on the current situation regularly.Just like now, as long as a phone call tells you to go out with your friends, ask about the location and time, the Middle Eastern couple will immediately nod.

In fact, the truth is that Master Jacob's surname is too easy to use.

How is it useful?

That night, the four friends and the elders of the three families all let go.

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I confirmed the itinerary with the people who are far away in Brazil. I will fly directly from New York to Ubatuba, Brazil on December 12th. After playing for a day, I will go directly to the sea. I plan to spend 7 days in the sea, and then return to the inland tour. The key points It's Sao Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. If you have enough time, go to the capital again. Anyway, someone will charter a flight with stupid money and speed, and then fly back to New York on the 4th.

Do not delay the Christmas activities of the "Five People" Club.

After sorting out the time, Carlos and the five began to sweep the popular shops in the community together with great excitement, making full preparations for the first time in their lives.

"Are you going to get seasick? I don't know? Are you allergic to any medicines? None, very good, then give me a few doses of seasickness medicine, anti-inflammatory medicine, snake medicine, cold medicine..."

After reading the two-page list in a row, the four little friends around Carlos had already looked at God with expressions on their faces.

"There must be some in the yacht, do you still need to bring it? Take it all, what else can you put in your bag?"

"Just kidding, my backpack is connected to Ding Dong's dimensional bag. Anyway, I bring it myself. It's better to rely on others than myself. Have you heard of it?"

With a carry-on list, Carlos doesn't worry about not being able to put things down. Even if he doesn't need them, can he guarantee that he won't have a chance to use them in the future?Be prepared.

"Well, I can't tell you."

Jacob shrugged, casually picking out gadgets that might come in handy.

"What kind of flashlight do you want? Waterproof? Hand-cranked?"

The American girl on one side held a flashlight in each hand and asked.

"You must buy a waterproof one when you go out to sea. The style doesn't matter. Buy a big one. The hand-cranked one should not be waterproof, right? The battery is the key, so prepare more."

After hearing what Carlos said, the American girl nodded quickly, and picked out three large waterproof flashlights and put them into the shopping cart.

"What about this one? Which one should I buy?"

Tom pointed to the diving goggles on the cargo locker.

"The full mask is BAN. I don't believe that your diving skills are good enough for advanced sea diving. As for the eye mask or the eye and nose mask, it's up to you. Remember to buy the snorkel for snorkeling."

"Oh well."

After dismissing Tom, Carlos continued to look at the list and started shopping. When he came to the place where he bought shoes, he saw Amin squatting in front of the shoe cabinet with a tangled expression, which seemed to be the outbreak of difficulty in choosing.

"Little~teacher~brother~what are you doing~"

"Won't you watch it?"

After a little trembling, the Middle Eastern man gave Carlos a supercilious glance.

"I suggest you better buy soft-soled shoes. Buy a pair or two of good quality."

"Okay, got it, get out of here."

Seeing Amin's disgusted face, Carlos smiled and left. Out of the corner of his eye, he could still see the Middle Eastern man picking up two pairs of soft-soled shoes with red ears.

Sure enough, this bear kid is the cutest.

"What are you laughing at, come and see, which one can highlight my charm the most!"

The young master's voice came from behind, and Carlos put on a pair of dark blue swimming briefs with a tag on him as soon as he turned to face him.

The black face reached out and slapped it away, Carlos pulled out a bright smile.

"Wow, it's super low waisted, with groin exposed at the back, and pubic hair exposed at the front, why don't you just wear thongs. Come on, you're welcome, I think this one suits your temperament very well, put it on quickly, my name is Come see your sexy abs and chubby ass, Audrey!"

He casually threw the gay purple thong swimming trunks lying innocently on Jacob's chest.Carlos turned and walked towards the American girl.

Using two fingers to pinch the swimming trunks that were still hanging on his chest, Jacob subconsciously looked down at the label.

Suddenly his expression was ferocious.

"Damn it, bitch, you actually gave me the biggest size! Can you fit it in? It will fall off after two steps!"

Therefore, the point is not that thongs are not gay purple, but the size!