The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

No matter how youtube and facebook are crying and howling, it will not affect Carlos' good mood. Anyway, his task has been completed, and the rest will be handled by the hot-blooded American girl. Anyway, there are two absolute coolies, who are exhausted. .

As for how he got his good mood, just open his skill bar and it will be clear.

The last time he went to the recording studio, he recorded "Tellmewhy" by the way. It was definitely a flash of inspiration, but the effect was really good.

Relying on this BGM, the promotional video touched many people. It is an exaggeration to say that the whole world was crying, but under the influence of those precious old photos, most of those who watched the video were deeply touched.Although it is not possible to suddenly donate a large amount of money, even a few dollars per person, according to the click-through rate of the video, is a generous donation.

How rich is it?On the third day after the video was posted, the director of the orphanage called American Girl, and the library was available.At this time, the click rate on YouTube has not yet exceeded [-].

Now this matter is gradually spreading, especially the second batch of volunteers who spontaneously organized to visit the orphanage, followed the whole process on the five-person website, attracting more tourists to settle in, and tourists also use various social channels to share this The activity spread further.

It even made the state newspaper.

Of course, out of the protection of the five underage children, targeted interviews were not conducted, and the focus was on the orphanage itself and the positive energy of people actively responding to social welfare activities.

In any case, Carlos' singing skills went from level 3 to level 6 in just one week.This is his first intermediate skill.It is also the easiest skill to upgrade.

How is Intermediate Singing Skill different?It is directly reflected in that Carlos can learn to sing a song more quickly and perfectly, and it only needs to be heard a few times before it can be completely copied, and no matter what language it is!At the same time, many singing skills directly popped up in my mind at the moment of upgrading, and I used them proficiently in an instant.

It's a pity that with a cheat, he is doomed not to be a world-class singer in public, and he can live a long life only by being careful.But this does not affect his enthusiasm for singing. The most obvious thing is that he downloaded a lot of high-quality popular songs through the Internet for payment, and learned them all secretly.

Now is still the era of idol singers, wait a few years, it will be the world of Internet singers, just like his border town male god, Sanyuan is just an ordinary college student, but in Two-dimensional, he is a YY with tens of thousands of fans What about the singer.

If you don’t want to make money, you can sing quietly. If you want to make money, you can take the anchor route, or you can hold a club to release an album, or you can participate in an official concert. , fans still buy it.

If you really like singing, you can still try the path of online singer.Don't show your face, don't blow yourself up, who knows if you are a cat or a dog.Check the IP, dig three times, etc. Don't forget that Fengli Zonggong has the characteristics of a computer genius. After learning C language, he can be a real hacker day and night.

"Let's do it this way. After the sound of pursing is established, I will turn over to take an exam for a singer. After I become a great god, I guess the male god will also appear. Let me hold up half the sky for the male god of the border town! Silently in Two-dimensional Protect him!"

The nature of the brainless fan, even if you change from a dick to a tall, rich and handsome person, it can't be changed.

As if remembering something, Carlos pushed away the plate on the dining table and took out the laptop from the carry-on list.What comes from the system is magical. Unless it is broken, the mobile phone will always be fully charged and connected to the Internet.

He quickly opened the search page and silently clicked on the English word for Big Bang.Click Search.

During this process, his heartbeat gradually accelerated.

As mentioned earlier, Carlos is a typical face dog, regardless of national boundaries, races, ages or genders.In the field of sports, there are Beckham and Kaka, who are purely for face, and basically have no interest in football.

In the field of music, there are Leslie Cheung and Nicholas Tse in China, and there are too many foreign ones, Eminem in the United States, Big Bang in Korea, and even Little Japan has Jin Akanishi, but if you ask him about his works, he really has all of them. Unable to speak.

Speaking of Big Bang, it was in college when my friend, Amway, followed me from the memoir of my debut to the group's popularity. In a practical sense, this is the first boy group that wasn't chased because of their looks.

At the beginning, he could tell which song it was just by listening to the prelude, but he couldn't tell who was in the group.

He has been walking with the group for several years. Although due to various reasons, he has not become a VIP, and usually only pays attention to their new songs, or watches their variety shows, but in the past few years, he is sincere. Love this combination.

It wasn't until the leader of the male god broke out that he was in love with the little Japanese model that he completely pulled this combination out of his life.I don't watch variety shows, and I don't listen to songs.When he knew the news of the two breaking up and planned to pay more attention to this combination, he wore it.

Carlos looked at a large piece of news that was posted, the current big bang has just started, and there is no way to see the demeanor of a young girl president from all the young faces.That's what Carlos misses, though.

Although crowned as the ugliest boy group, these five boys did not give up their love and pursuit of music easily, and worked hard to show their talents.Facts have indeed proved that they are extremely talented, and Carlos does appreciate this fighting spirit aside from his private life.

"Hey, in this life, I won't be a fan of the captain anymore. My vision is too bad. I'd better leave all my love to the top king of the fourth dimension."

When you have the ability to chase stars, in fact, brain-dead fans are really scary.It was only here that he decided to change to a male god, and Carlos had already started to formulate plan A and plan B for raising a male god in captivity.

As a person in a big foodie country, in addition to having an awesome tongue, a stomach like a black hole, and a strong heart, if possible, you also need to have good cooking skills.

Ever since Carlos lit up his culinary skills, his greatest interest has been to raise all the friends around him in captivity, in order to draw everyone into the big foodie country.

The current results are obvious, as shown in:

When I was in school, besides kneeling and licking his face every day, my little friend just licked his face and asked if he had brought homemade dessert cookies;

When going to the American girl's house, the American mother has automatically given up the right to use the kitchen;

Every time the consultant comes to report to his boss, he always shamelessly eats before leaving;

Class clubs hold activities, and the proportion of barbecues and picnics has increased significantly.

Although the friends around me are generally fatter, they still can't erase their love for food, which is really gratifying.

That night, Carlos searched the internet for the specific location of YG and the correct channel to write letters to artists and send gifts, and then went to his grocery store to purchase a lot of high-end ingredients, various fruits, and snacks.

The next day, a delivery car stopped in front of Carlos' door. The courier was first surprised by someone's face, and finally shocked by the large box of food.

"Don't worry, it's basically packaged fruits, as well as homemade biscuits, cookies and other small snacks. They are all sealed. For meat, there are only all kinds of dried meat, not fresh. I have already negotiated the price by phone, please press the fastest send it to South Korea, and the address is here."

Carlos smiled and handed the completed form to the courier.

"The delivery address, I use English and Korean bilingual, is that okay?"

"Oh yes, no problem."

"Then please!"

After dealing with the "support for the male god's love" branch, Carlos ran to school with his schoolbag on his back.Carlos with a rippling face murdered quite a few dog eyes.

"Fuck, what are you doing? Have you gotten rid of your virginity?"

"Pfft—can you talk!"

Didn't you see the goddess sitting next to her?The face of the Middle Easterner turned red, and he glared angrily at the unabashed Young Master Jacob.The latter cast a noble and cold glance at the Middle Easterner.

"I made yokan with various flavors last night, would you like some?"

Carlos, who was in a good mood, didn't feel any dissatisfaction with the young master's words, and sold the extra desserts with his own spring breeze and BUFF on his face.

"Yakkan? Oh no, I don't eat lamb..."

The American girl raised her hands and shook them violently.

"Honey, don't keep showing others that you don't have common sense. It's just a dessert made of soy flour, no meat. You have to learn how to cook. In China, it is difficult for a girl who can't cook to marry of."

"Really?"

Covering her open mouth lightly with both hands, the American girl looked surprised.

"I've never heard of it. To catch a man, you must first catch his stomach?"

"I've seen this! I was still thinking, grabbing the stomach out, although people can't run away, can they still live, so that's what it means!"

Fuck, what is going on with such a cruel idea!The faces of the two men on one side turned green.

Only Carlos touched the American girl's blonde hair with a look of relief.

"In the situation you mentioned, it's not very useful to grab the stomach. Only by grabbing the man's third leg can..."

"Haha! Carlos, where is your yokan! Take it out, let's taste it!"

"Yes! I haven't eaten yet!"

Fuck!The other two Han papers couldn't stand it anymore, what kind of cruel thoughts this guy instilled in his future daughter-in-law!Grab what third leg!Without the third leg, even if the person is still alive, it is useless!

It was the first time for Jacob and Amin to be in such good harmony, and they lifted Carlos away from the American girl at the same time.

----------

A few days later, in distant South Korea.

The five big boys who seemed to be fished out of sweat returned to their dormitory with tired faces.All of them were spread out on the couch in the hall.

"Ah—I'm exhausted—what's the use of more training! Will the title of the ugliest boy group be stripped off the top of my head if I dance well!"

The youngest who loves surfing the Internet the most was stimulated the most, and beat the pillow in frustration.

"Isn't this better? After we become popular, we can confidently say that we rely on strength, not face."

As the captain, he is definitely under the greatest pressure in the group, but at this time, if he is also knocked down, who can the other team members rely on.He could only pull out a smile and threw himself on the maknae and rolled together.

"It's my turn to cook ramen today. Huh? What's in this big box?"

Sun bent over to look at the half-meter-high cardboard box by the kitchen door, reached out and tore off the sticky note on it.

"This is a support item sent by Dae Seung Hyun's fans, it has been checked, please use it with peace of mind - manager."

Protruding his head from Taiyang's shoulder, Dacheng squinted his eyes and read the words on the postcard.As soon as the words fell, Jun, who was spread out on the side of the sofa like a dead fish, stood up immediately, walked over quickly, and directly dragged the big box half a person's height to the living room.

At the same time, the captain and maknae also came over, and the five of them stared expectantly around the box.

"Wow, USA—isn't it the United States? Brother! Are you so popular!"

The maknae saw the delivery slip with a sharp eye, exclaimed in surprise, and received the iron fist of love from the big brother in an instant.

"What nonsense, brother is a world-class rapper, isn't it normal to have fans, I can already smell the aroma of food!"

"Such a large box, probably not food, such as a large doll or something."

This is the captain's point of view.

"No, it's quite heavy to push, but even a whole box of snacks can't be that heavy."

This is the first sun discovered.

"Is it some kind of fitness equipment? To keep my brother in shape?"

This is the culmination of squinting.

"I think the person who gave you fitness equipment is a black fan!"

This is maknae.

"Haha, I'm a real fan! Absolutely, I saw a lot of banana milk!"

Top Jun buried himself in the box with glowing eyes, and a lot of things kept turning outward.

"Damn it, big hair!"

The other members stared dumbfounded at Dian Dianjun’s digging out a small box of beautifully packaged fruits. In Korea, the unit price of fruit and meat remains high. As newcomers who have just debuted, they still have a certain distance from making a lot of money.

"Apple, cherry, strawberry, Sydney, what is this? It looks like a star. Brother, can I take it apart?"

Maknae carried a small box and shook it towards Top-kun.

"Take it apart! I'll eat it later, if I can't finish it, throw it in the refrigerator!"

"This is called carambola, full of vitamin C."

Dacheng, who had just searched for information on the Internet, flipped his mobile phone in front of everyone.

"Wow——Brother is really crazy this time, I also want a true love fan, hey——"

The maknae is unpacking, and she's not busy showing off her cuteness.

Soon, the small table in the hall was filled with various fruits and dried meat, and other snacks that couldn’t fit were all placed on the sofa.

"Wow - and homemade biscuit cookie yokan! So blissful!"

Finally, he turned out all the things at the bottom of the box, and the contented Mr. Topping opened the sealed bag of yokan, and stuffed it directly into his mouth.He laughed so hard he couldn't even see his eyes.

The captain on one side looked enviously at the big brother surrounded by food, silently took out his mobile phone to take a picture of this scene, and updated it on Twitter.

Quan leader: Is this top gentleman who is raised by a local tyrant's true love fan really not afraid of gaining weight? 【photo】

Maknae: I'm not afraid!I'm not afraid!Ask for captivity!

While the captain and the maknae were tweeting, Taeyang and Daesung were busy helping their elder brother organize things.What is Top Jun doing?Of course it's dismantling and eating.

"Brother, here's a letter!"

"Huh—? Let me see."

Quickly took a big mouthful of banana milk, swallowed the cookie in his mouth, Mr. Top took Dacheng's letter, opened it and read it.The heads of the captain and maknae rubbed over in an instant.

"Come on, male god! I will always support you! Uh, the name of this true fan is as ugly as my brother."

"It can't be compared. You can tell at a glance that people don't know how to write Korean. I guess this sentence was copied directly from the Internet. The English writing behind it is really beautiful. But I don't understand it."

Following Top Jun, the captain also gave the maknae an iron fist of love.By the way, turn on the computer and pull out the online translation.Although not entirely accurate, the meaning is almost understandable anyway.

This so-called local tyrant's true love fan is Carlos.What did he say on the card.

Probably, don't let the comments from the outside world make you weak, just stand up and masturbate if it's a man, and just confront the other party head-on.We must firmly believe that we use our strength to dominate the music field!They don't care about you now, but in the future, it will be you who will make them unattainable!

By the way, I also brought a PS, if it is convenient, I will ask Twitter for mutual relationship, I don’t care about the size!

Originally, Carlos didn't have much expectations. After all, the star is still far away from him, but the card he left for the big bang happened to hit their most vulnerable point and the one that most needed the support of fans, so they sent As the representative of the youngest, he followed Carlos' Twitter account.

After all, there are too many people who are related to each other on Twitter, and it doesn't matter if there is one more.

"Such a caring true fan must be a cute girl! I'm going to send a private message to ask her for her phone number!"

"International long distance, do you have that spare money?"

The youngest's ambition was silently extinguished by the captain.