The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

"You bastard! Let's have a fun party! Have you never thought about cleaning the deck! Clean it up for me, or I won't lend you a boat again!" (Cantonese)

This was the morning of the second day after arriving in Brazil. Carlos and five young men came to the pier where the yacht was parked under the leadership of the foolish money and speed. By the way, the guy's name was Bobby.It is said that they were going to pick up their friends, and they left Carlos and the others on the boat.He flew back to the city center in a supercar of rich gold.

Tom and Amin both lay in the guest room and continued to adjust the jet lag, while Carlos, the American girl, and Jacob stood on the deck watching the busy figures of the dock workers.From time to time, I heard Jacob introduce this big guy named Venus.

Next door is an all-white yacht of about 20 meters, but Carlos has no research on this, and he can’t tell what brand it is. What attracted his attention was a pair of Asian father and son who were washing the deck. The father said what he said just now. , the standard and authentic Cantonese is very kind to the southerners who are far away from home.

Carlos gave Jacob a wink and leaned towards the next door. The young master happily accepted this rare two-person world, but he didn't pay much attention to Carlos' movements.

"Hey! Uncle! Where are you from!" (Cantonese, all subsequent dialogues)

Grasping the iron railing with his left hand, his body leaned out of the railing, and he raised his right hand high and waved towards the yacht next door to attract attention.However, none of these can compare to the pure Cantonese he speaks.

The father and son, who were still trying to wash the deck, looked at each other suspiciously.

"Here! Look up!"

The eyes of the three finally met. The young man washing the deck was obviously three or four years older than Carlos. He quickly dropped the rag in his hand, took three steps at a time, ran to the edge of the railing, and stepped on it with one foot. The man jumped up and waved his hands in the direction of Carlos.

His father came here at a leisurely pace. If one ignores the surprise expression on his face, he still has the aura of a gangster at first glance.

"Hey! Dude! Where are you from?"

"Chinese and English!"

"Papa is Chinese?"

"No, mother is."

"Yo ho, your mother's genes are too good, and your black hair has a highlight effect. It's so handsome!"

"Haha! I agree, by the way, are you from Hong Kong? Macau? Guangdong?"

"From Hong Kong, my dad used to be a boatman. He immigrated here when he made money. This is the first time I saw someone speaking Cantonese here! Why? Come on vacation? Is it winter in England?"

This young man is also acquainted, and when his father walked up to the two guys, this quick talker almost shook his ancestors out.The uncle listened to the anecdote of the sailor who bravely stood on the small boat with slippers in his son's mouth and fought the great white shark, the corners of his mouth and brows twitched at the same time, and finally he slapped his bear cub on the back of the head.

"You're still fighting sharks with flip flops, why don't you go to heaven. Pretty boy is on vacation?"

"Yes, uncle! I plan to go out to sea for a few days. This is my first time here. What can I introduce?"

Cub Xiong covered his head with his hands, glared fiercely at his father, and was then suppressed by force with a big hand.Looking at this warm and loving scene, Carlos smiled.

"There are a lot of beaches here, and the scenery is similar. The difference lies in the number of girls in bikinis. If you don't bring your girlfriend, go to the beach and look like you. If you tickle your fingers, there will be beautiful girls who are willing to go out to sea with you. Hmm , and then, you know."

Silently looking at the upright uncle, he suddenly made a well-known obscene expression, while the little friend on the other side had already covered his eyes with one hand.

"Old man! Westerners grow up too fast, maybe the person standing in front of you is less than ten years old!"

"Tsk, I know how to lift skirts at the age of seven, I can pick up girls at the age of ten, I have already taken down your mother at the age of 12, and at the age of 13..."

"Damn it, please shut up!"

Blinking his eyes, Carlos looked at the uncle whose mouth was covered by his son's feet.

"Cough, okay, let's not talk about it, let's talk about serious things. Little guy, how many days have you been out at sea?"

"It's about four or five days, and then I'll go back to the city to play."

"Oh, so, don't stay at sea for more than 4 days. After 4 days, there will be strong wind and heavy rain at sea. Are you the rich and stupid Venus next door?"

Nima, is Jacob already famous for his stupid and rich friend?Carlos complained in his heart, and nodded with a subtle expression on his face.

The uncle understood, and patted Carlos on the shoulder, silently giving him spiritual sympathy.

"Don't worry, although people are a bit stupid, but the technology is good, but... are you still virgin? Ah ha ha - I'm talking about honest things, if you cover my mouth again, I will let you go to heaven! Come on, Little guy, let me tell you, after boarding the boat, you must protect your chastity well."

"what?"

Why do the topics jump so fast?What is the tacit understanding between men?

"Don't understand? It's okay, look over there."

Following the uncle's hand, Carlos looked ashore, and saw that Bobby, who was driving a convertible supercar, was back, and he also pulled a car full of sexy and plump bikini beauties. Although their skin colors and hair colors were different, they shared the same They were all the same, and the meager amount of fabric on their bodies could barely cover the weapon on their chests, but feeling people's gazes, the four beauties in swimsuits were still shaking their chests arrogantly.

When they found Carlos who was not far away, they laughed even more fiercely. They pushed their heads together and had a conversation. Suddenly, all four of them faced Carlos, and at the same time, they lifted up their bikinis to reveal their puffy eyes. Pai's chest, while blowing kisses constantly.

Although the two important points are painted with crimson stars, they can still be seen!Are you afraid to check the water meter?

Feast your eyes, no matter on the shore or on the boat, a bunch of people are whistling.

This must have at least a D cup.

Carlos' focus was still on other people's cups. The uncle next to him, after blowing out the longest and loudest whistle in the audience, smacked Carlos contentedly.

"See, every time I go out to play, people who are stupid and have a lot of money will always date a few models with hot bodies. Those women who are like wolf and tiger like you the most. Of course, if you want They are also a good choice to get rid of virginity, after all, they have rich experience."

Carlos, who was forced to open the door to the new world, could only stare blankly at the boastful uncle.

"By the way, they are having a good time, put everything on the table, don't eat things you don't know, don't drink the drinks you pass by, understand?"

With a sore nose, Carlos blinked hard.This sentence is so familiar, every time I go out for a night outing, my mother always mentions it, isn't it the same sentence?

"Know!"

"Carlos—the boat is about to sail, come here quickly!"

The voice of the American girl came from the third floor.

"I'm calling you, come here, let's exchange Facebook, and when I come back, I'll take you to the city to play!"

The young man hurriedly approached Carlos, and the two quickly completed the mutual inspection, and asked the uncle to help through the railing of the two ships, and took a group photo with distinct heights.

"After you come back, come to our house to play when you have time!"

The smiles of the father and son are exactly the same. The young man's smile reminds people of the sunshine in California, while the uncle's smile makes people feel the afternoon sun.

"Of course!"

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On the first day of going out to sea, the five friends were very excited. They secretly wanted to have a seafood feast that they caught by themselves that night.

At this time, the fake life winner, the real fool with a lot of money, hugged left and right, and with the cover of Carlos and other four little men, he managed to hide from the Queen who is far away in the United States. He didn't know where to go with the four beauties Merry is happy.

The yacht stayed in the shallow sea area. The five people first set up their fishing tackle under the guidance of the crew, then changed into swimsuits and ran to the other side of the water, playing in the water, diving and sightseeing.

Tom replaced the SLR on his neck with an underwater camera, and pulled the young master with full diving skills into the water.On the other hand, as a purebred land creature, the Middle Eastern man is in sweet pain. He can only float on the water and cannot swim.

This was discovered when preparing to go into the water.

Therefore, the enthusiastic American sweetheart abandoned the underwater sightseeing team and stayed decisively to save the dead Middle Easterners on the sea, while Carlos swam slowly nearby.Sometimes I look at the safety ropes of Jacob and Tom, and sometimes I look at Amin who is immersed in the world of the two, his hands and feet are stiff, and he almost forgets to breathe and falls directly into the sea.

Sea water, sunshine, bikinis.

No wonder when Jacob was dragged away by Tom, the resentment almost burst out from those small eyes.

The American girl swam behind Amin, and her two white and tender arms protruded from Amin's armpits, tightly holding the Chinese paper that was about to be submerged by sea water.America's Sweetheart wore a two-piece swimsuit that wasn't too revealing. The problem was, Amin wore boxer trunks all over his body.

Staying at Carlos' position, you can see America's Sweetheart's breasts with at least a C clinging to Amin's honey-colored back, all deformed!

So, it wasn't dizziness when he saw the smoke on the face of the Middle Easterner just now.

Alas, it's good to be young. A little tired, he abandoned the two groups of people, handed over their safety to the safety officer on board, climbed back to the yacht by himself, walked to the fishing area at the stern, lay down in the sun silently, and by the way He took out the bluetooth and continued to brush up his cooking skills.

The progress of the two skills that only Carlos can see is clearly on the top of his head. From the moment he throws the hook, the fishing skill is lit up. Regardless of whether he can catch a fish or not, as long as the fishing rod belonging to Carlos is in working condition, the system will It was assumed that he was using fishing skills, so he started timing and accumulated experience.

After understanding this, Carlos simply arranged the four-day itinerary at sea, fixed-point fishing when the boat was stopped, and drift fishing when sailing, 96 hours in four days, plus every time he successfully caught a fish, he was also rewarded with experience. Putting it all together, the trip is over, and the fishing skill should be able to reach level 4.

Just thinking about it makes me happy.

The idea was good, but as the sun went down, all the friends in the water climbed back to the boat with their soaked legs, and the five fishing rods still did not move at all.And Carlos, who stayed in the boat for most of the day and could only look at the fishing rod except for the waves and clouds, had no objection.

There's something wrong with this outing, it's boring!

"Carlos, why don't you dive with us, the scenery is beautiful!"

Because I'm not used to showing my breasts in front of familiar friends!

"By the way, why have those four beauties and your friend been missing?"

A word from the American girl, and the four Chinese papers who knew it well began to change the subject tacitly.

"Is there any gain?"

Ignoring Tom, who kept Amway's camera on the side, Jacob walked towards the fishing rod.

"Let's not talk about fish, I haven't caught even a single seaweed. I don't have the motivation to cook tonight. Let the chef on the boat do it."

"What's the matter with your unlovely expression?"

Although the Middle Eastern people are secretly happy, they still have to show their favor in front of the goddess.

"so boring!"

"I remember Bobby moved a motorboat aboard, how about playing with that tomorrow?"

"Cool - I don't know how to ride, can someone teach me?"

Hearing Jacob's words, Carlos' eyes lit up instantly. He really wanted to try this kind of high-powered sports like horseback riding and skiing.

"Bobby will."

"I don't think he's going to be out of his cabin for four days."

This guy with a lot of money cheated all five of them. What did he mean by taking them on vacation? What happened?He used them as a cover, but actually he wanted to have a SEX party at sea.Apart from the five of them, the only living people on the yacht were the cook, security officer, and communicator.

"Continue diving tomorrow. I brought a lot of batteries, which is enough for us to take a long time of video."

The other three, who had softened in the sea, completely ignored Tom, who was very enthusiastic about the ocean.

"How about we go to the entertainment cabin to play games, sing and dance?"

"I even took off my clothes when I went to sea, so you just play this for me?"

The irritability aroused by boredom could not go away, Carlos was a little anxious.

"Hey, Carlos, you can't beat me! I can ride a motorboat..."

"Hehehe, come on, little~teacher~brother~ let's talk about life!"

Whether this Middle Easterner is really stupid or not, you must ask clearly, can a guy who only knows how to float on the sea ride a motorboat?Liar!

What happened between the two of them that night, except for me, no one knows, so when Amin, who has always avoided Carlos like a snake, suddenly enthusiastically taught him how to ride a motorboat the next day, don't say yes. Jacob, even the nervous American girl and Tom were very surprised.

There must be a conspiracy here, maybe it's a deal with some unknown person, and the most likely thing is related to American girls!Jacob silently made up various transactions A and B in his mind.

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"Jingle Bell--"

A burst of crisp bells woke up Carlos, who was lying on the sun lounger to sleep. He lifted the hat covering his face with one hand, stood up, and grabbed the fishing rod with the ringing bell in one hand. Agitate the reel quickly with one hand.

"Wow! It's so powerful, could it be a big fish? Ah Ming, come here!"

After three days of on-hook, Carlos is now at the third level of fishing skills, and he has a good grasp of the rhythm of the reeling action. However, if he wants to catch the big guy perfectly, he still needs the help of his friends, such as the last touch - reeling in the net.

"What's wrong? Damn it!"

Amin, who had just arrived on the deck, was frightened by the obviously bent fishing rod, but he reacted immediately. He rummaged through boxes and boxes and pulled out the waist support to put on for Carlos. Turn your head up and look down at the sea.

"Fuck, shit!"

"Honey, you don't need to trough so many times, first throw away that useless net! This guy probably needs to jump for more than half an hour before he can be dragged onto the boat, come and hug me!"

Even if it came from the body of the system, it was still a juvenile cub after all. It took Carlos most of his energy and strength to maintain balance and reel in the line. The fish that bit the bait was definitely a fighting nation fish!So fucking good at playing!

Rush hard, then turn off the flame in an instant, and then start it in seconds, all kinds of fancy tossing.

Everyone is about to be dragged into the sea!

Amin, who finally realized something was wrong, stepped forward decisively, stood behind Carlos, wrapped his hands around his waist, put his legs on the bottom of the boat pole, and leaned back.

Under the teasing of the sea breeze, the pineapple leaves on Carlos' forehead kept shaking.

"Damn it, my nose is so itchy!"

"You dare to sneeze on my forehead, I promise to kill you."

"Do you know what kind of fish is down there?"

The Middle Eastern tried to look up at the blue sky, trying to keep his nose away from the top of Carlos' hair.By the way, off topic.

"I don't know, all I know is that tonight I'm going to make it into fish and twelve flavors!"

Although he couldn't see Carlos' expression, Amin said that he could already imagine that this narrow-minded pretender must be talking about such a terrible topic with a gentle smile on his face.

"It's a sailfish! Sailfish! I can see its big dorsal fin sticking out of the water! Haha!"

The excited tone of the Middle Eastern people made Carlos a little confused. It’s not that he hasn’t caught fish in the past few days, and his body may not be as big as the current one. Holding the opponent's chest, the waist was also tightly hugged by both hands, and it was obvious that the person behind him was screaming with excitement, just like eating Xuanmai.

"That's not the only fish you know."

With a little joking element, Carlos habitually teased his junior brother.As a result, the people behind him immediately stiffened.

aha?Are you right?

Thinking about it, the fish I caught a few times before were all popularized by Tom, a classmate who did his homework before going out to sea. American Sweetheart even praised Tom for his rich knowledge.As a Middle Easterner with only fists in his mind, Amin said that this was too embarrassing for him.

There was no time for Carlos to molest the Middle Easterners. The guy in the sea was still struggling for the last time, tossing and turning for nearly 20 minutes, and the slapping water finally calmed down.Carlos controlled the fishing line all the way, and the Middle Eastern man picked up the big fishing net and went into the sea.

"Three, two, one!"

With the cooperation, the two boys successfully fished out the hapless fighting nation.

"Wow!"

Two exclaimed ensembles.

Lying on the deck, the 80cm long guy who jumped twice with his last strength looked at the sky helplessly.

Atlantic sailfish, the upper lip protrudes like a rapier, a fighting nation in the sea, and a meat-eating beast.It has a round body shape, and its dorsal fin is fully extended like a big flag.

"It's so fierce! Be careful with its mouth, it hurts when it stabs people."

"What are you afraid of? Get a knife, disarm it first, then cut it into two pieces and put it in the snow. I'll eat it tonight. You unhook it first, and I'll get some ice back."

After taking off the waist support in twos and twos, Carlos wiped off the sea water all over his face and walked to the cabin.

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"There's not much ice in the refrigerator, it seems like it's been taken to Bobby's room, the city will play. Hmm—"

Carlos, who was bending over to rummage in the refrigerator, was suddenly pressed against him from behind, and his hands kept walking on his body, turning around his abdomen and moving down directly, and on [beep——] through his swimming trunks Draw circles.

Being touched by a stranger, the body trembled honestly, the pleasure from the [beep——] rushed directly to the tailbone, and the legs were soft for a moment.A muffled grunt came out of his mouth involuntarily.

There was a heavy weight on the shoulder, and someone's head came up and blew maliciously into Carlos' ear. The cochlea was stimulated, and it was so numb that Carlos shrank his whole head towards the shoulder. This action made the heads of the two stick together instantly.

"What a jerky reaction, pretty cutie, shall I teach you adult games?"