The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After seeing the words on the public screen, Carlos reflected on himself. Did he give too much misleading information when chasing the male god in the past, which made his own sister firmly believe that he and the male god are a couple?He set his eyes on the three crooked ceramic cups on the desk again.

This is the gold award gift delivered by He Man - the first ceramic made in his life.It was also difficult for her, in order to cover up the scumbag technology, these three water cups did not even have a lid or handle, and only painted a Q-version portrait on the outer wall of the cup with color.

To be honest, if He Man hadn't written the words "Brother", "Sister", and "Sister-in-law" next to each avatar in a cute font, he really wouldn't have seen the high-level geometry composed of circles and arrows. The graphics are actually a set of Q-version comics, which is also drunk.

The cup with "Sister-in-law" written on it probably represents the border town, and the small pattern next to the head portrait is not a lollipop, but a microphone.He silently took the cup away, took a picture of the remaining two with his mobile phone, and put the scarf on it.

The first day of the first lunar month: I received a congratulatory gift from my sister, so cute and ugly. [Picture] In addition, regarding the verification post, I just want to say that I am so domineering, so cute, and so inhumane!Come hit me!

To be reasonable, Carlos really doesn't care much about his identity being exposed in the second time. After all, he is just an ordinary overbearing local tyrant, and his popularity is much lower than that of the national husband Wang XX in his previous life. Besides, the Internet flipped this The circle is only so big, can he still make headlines?

The big thing is that the simulation group is responsible for the blame. He 100% believes in the public relations level of his omnipotent consultant.

As long as it doesn't expose Gu Sen and affect his life three times, it's fine.Such a considerate and awesome little shou is simply rare in the world!I was moved to cry by myself!

Thinking of this, Carlos continued to enjoy Two-dimensional with peace of mind.

Dissatisfaction is loss: Where did you put my sister-in-law's cup!Obviously there are three of them!

The first day of the first lunar month: You are so messy, does your brother-in-law @左月十四 know?

July [-]: Know now.

【Comment】

[Ever since Yuan Chun and Mr. were revealed to be the same person, my heroism has fallen to the ground.Can not bear to look!This is completely different from the global husband in the news!I said I was cheated! ]

[I am also drunk with the sense of sight of this family of three! ]

[So, sir, did you admit it?This is coming out to the world!Worthy of being my male god!Show affection also has to be on the world channel TAT]

[True love fans said that they were slapped and shown, and they have already been taken to heaven by Su, goodbye manually! ]

[Ghost!Do you mind having multiple sisters helping you serve Mr.The kind that can roll, be cute, and have babies! ]

[Upstairs, don't be stupid, Mr. Ghost, except for Mr. @他, he never speaks in public!You have to ask his man! ]

Seeing that the topic was taken off course, Carlos was also very good. He deliberately copied what the fans said, and he really @Gu Sen的红衣.

The first day of the first lunar month: A girl asked, do you mind if more sisters help you serve me? @July Fourteen

July [-]th: As the second-bedroom grandma, you really need a maid.

Showing some love on the scarf that only the two of them understand, seeing a bunch of unknown situations in the comments, and asking for popular science [Second-bedroom Grandma] is a meme, Carlos felt extremely satisfied.

Want to know?Ask me if you want to know!But I won't tell you even if you beg!If you don't accept it, hit me!

The gentlemen and ladies were defeated by the brazenness of their male gods, their hands and teeth were itchy with anger, but they just couldn't make up their minds to spray him, and were moved by their true love again!

Just as Carlos teamed up with Gu Sen to abuse the dog on the scarf, He Man's phone flew over.He probably knew the purpose of his sister's call, and after a few seconds of thinking, he connected the call.

"Brother! You and Ghost Master have known each other for three times? Didn't you set him up for the male god? Didn't you say you like the male god?"

After the call was connected, Carlos' voice didn't come out, and He Man's questions on the other end spewed out like bullets.The startled behavior of my sister's paper is very familiar, with her lips bent, Carlos teased.

"Those who don't know think you are the old lady of the male god's family. However, how did the proposition of 'a target for the male god' come about? Have you stopped watching campus novels and watched Gongdou romance instead?"

"Please! I haven't read the school novels since high school, okay? All I read now are American bestsellers like "The Da Vinci Code" and "The Hoax"! Bah! I was almost taken away by you. Come on, don't change the subject! Speak quickly!"

After hearing the title of the book that his sister blew herself up, Fengli Zonggong raised her eyebrows. It seems that the influence of love this time is really great, and even the daily reading materials have become taller.

"Lady temperament, lady temperament. First of all, Master Ghost and I have known each other for three times. I didn't set a target. In the end, I only like Biancheng as a fan for a male god. Are you satisfied? By the way, how did this misunderstanding come about? "

"Fuck, then I'm dead!"

I was taken aback by the suddenly louder volume on the other side of the phone.Anyway, there was no one in the dormitory, so the phone call probably took a lot of time this time, so Carlos turned on the speaker of the phone and put it on the table, while he turned on the computer and started the chess game. The skill stats haven't changed.

"What stupid thing did you do again?"

It could be heard that the person on the other side hesitated, and after struggling for more than ten seconds, He Man's guilty voice came out.

"You still remember last year's summer vacation, didn't I go to your house for a few days after the final exam?"

When He Man said this, Carlos remembered that he had indeed entered the scene of a PIA scene between his sister and a trade union partner, and for a few days after that, He Man was hesitant to speak.It's a pity that all the energy was spent on Gu Sen at that time, but the strangeness of the younger sister was ignored.

Through this phone call, he realized that so many things happened when he was still wearing a women's vest for the second time, which he didn't know.In the chaos incident, it was the first time that Mr., the former great singer vest, entered the border town's sight range.

Later, after learning about the relationship between He Man and his husband, the two had more daily exchanges until Carlos' first cold war with Biancheng.

"To be honest, I almost lost my fan at that time. My brother treats you so well, why is he treated so coldly and ruined by you! Even if he is the male god of brother and sister!"

It seemed that it aroused her dissatisfaction at that time. When he said this, He Man's voice was slightly sharp.

"and then?"

Then, I jumped directly to the National Day noodles.In the game of Truth or Dare, He Man, who had exploded with emotional intelligence, caught Bian Cheng's Xiaosi, so he secretly launched a torture to extract a confession.

Bian Cheng confessed the fact that he was gay three times, and showed that he did have a good impression of Mr. He first became a fan of the voice circle, then was moved by his singing skills, and finally, like all fans, he picked up all the resources in the circle and got to know Mr. as much as possible. In the end, he fell into the pit without hesitation, and couldn't get out after being beaten to death!

Later, Biancheng also took the initiative to mention the cold war with the first day of the first lunar month.

When the post came out, he was indeed confused and panicked.Although the appearance on the first day of the first lunar month solved the problem, it made him feel even more uncomfortable. On the one hand, he verified the words on the post, and his success was only because he hugged the right thigh; Really, this was something he didn't want to see, and in a hurry, he vented his anger.

"I understand this. At that time, the BG party of the two of you was really popular, and there were people in the trade union betting that the two of you would be able to make it to the top. The male god was also afraid that three people would become tigers. If there were too many rumors, they would turn into facts. He alone GAY has nothing to do with it, I just worry about the sadness of the fan who was wearing a female vest at the time. Besides, how can he pursue his true love Mr. after being bound to CP! Haha, I knew the truth at the time, tears fell down my eyes! Male god In order to chase the singer, I dumped the artist, and finally found out that the two vests are actually the same person! I can already imagine the mood of the whole zoo when the male god knew the truth! It hurts me so much, so I don’t want to take it off Fantastic!"

A devilish laughter came from the other end of the phone, and Carlos was infected, and Carlos also simulated in Biancheng's mind the emoji of the world falling apart after he learned that Mr. and Yuan Chun were actually the same person.The corners of the mouth were no longer flat.

"Then I was so heartbroken and moved that you sold me by the catty?"

Fengli Zonggong hasn't forgotten that his younger sister found him a "sister-in-law".

"Hey, it's not that you misled me. You said you like men. I have been by your side since I was 12 years old. Now I am 17 years old. I have never seen you have a good impression of anyone, let alone take the initiative. Chasing Xiaoshou. I'm still your own sister, but Biancheng has never met you, so it doesn't matter at all, but you take the initiative to post it and treat him with all your heart and soul! Isn't this true love?"

Having given up on explaining that Biancheng was his benefactor who saved him who was about to be blackened in his previous life, Carlos took the initiative to expose this topic, just asking her not to mislead others in the future.

"Too bad, I think I've misled too much! The male god also said that he will ask you to meet me this summer vacation! How can you break it!"

"Don't break it, he has already made an appointment, but I refused."

"...Actually, I think, if you have no current date, it's not bad to consider a male god? You didn't come on the National Day face, but I looked at him up and down. He is more than 1.7 meters tall and looks very handsome. Delicate, with a very docile personality, the voice is like singing, very clear and pleasant to hear. Most importantly, I have already decided to chase you before I have seen your face!"

In view of the male god's private affairs, Carlos could not tell He Man that Biancheng once had an affair with Spring and Autumn and Warring States, and it seemed that the two broke up because of him.He didn't want to get involved between them at all.Besides, he already had great lovers.

Carlos hung up the phone after rejecting his sister's Amway very honestly.It's almost time to close the door and let Gu Sen go, let He Man see her brother-in-law, and let the little friends in the United States see the person he has chosen.

I could already imagine the impact Gu Sen had on them, and I felt happy thinking about it.

However, he still has a lot of things to do before he reveals his relationship with his friends. The most recent thing is that he has to prepare for the second-rank assessment of the singer of Purposive Voice.

The previous fan petition has already had results. After the management of Chan Chan and nearly 9% of the four sub-channels, nearly a hundred singers voted to pass it. The union listened to the proposal of the fans and added a third level to the whole channel. The name is also lazy, directly quoting [Full Frequency Singer] for fans.

The collection of all the sub-channels of Chan Chan Yin is called the main channel. It is divided into female singers [Manlou Full Channel] and male singer [Nanguo Full Channel].

So the current babbling sound assessment becomes:

Newcomers who want to become a singer in the union, first of all, select the examination room according to gender, female singers go to [Manlou Assessment Channel], male singers go to [Nanguo Assessment Channel], and then choose the examination time according to the type of song, "Ancient Style Assessment" is fixed on Wednesday, " Pop assessment" is fixed on Thursday.

The assessment process remains the same, it is still one a cappella, two accompaniments, and songs can be added at any time. If more than two-thirds of the votes pass, the assessment is successful.

Then you can change your name and get on the red horse of [Manlou/Nanguo-Internship Ancient Style/Popular-Name].

The new singer is in the internship period. If the performance is stable, then there is nothing wrong with it. But if the performance declines, it is even terrible, and you will face re-examination at any time. Goodbye.

The internship period may be long or short. Anyway, if you feel OK, you can apply for regularization.

Changing to a full-time job is different from being a newcomer. For example, the selection for the new recruits in the border town was Southern Gufeng. At that time, only the examiners of Nanguo Gufeng and some singers formed the judging panel, and there were only 30 people in the sky.

When he became a regular, he was faced with the examiners and singers of the ancient style of the southern country and the ancient style of the building, definitely more than 50 people.

The assessment process remains the same.After success, the vest can be changed from [Training Ancient Style] to [Ancient Style Singer].

After that, as long as you don't make a big death, you won't be sent back to the internship period.

As for the newly launched second turn [full-frequency singer], during the assessment, there are 4 sub-frequency examiners and singers, and the judging panel easily breaks through [-].

It is indeed not an easy task to impress more than 70 singers with one a cappella and two accompaniments.

But as long as the assessment is successful, the vest can be changed to [Southern Country - Full Frequency Singer - Name], which looks much more compelling.And you can climb, walk, and surf casually in the two themed sub-channels of the Southern Kingdom.

However, this still cannot overcome the barrier of gender. The Chinese papers in the southern country cannot stretch their claws on the wheat order all over the building, but can only hang out on the public screen, and vice versa.

After returning to the Two-dimensional singer circle, Carlos said that he hadn't pretended to be aggressive for a long time, and this second-turn assessment seems to be a good opportunity to improve his existence.Like all gentlemen and ladies fans, he is also very much looking forward to the coming of the assessment day.

It's time to refresh his static character data!There are still many lifetime rewards in the system waiting for him to earn enough happiness points to redeem.

Current Carlos profile:

Traits: Bad-natured, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, charismatic, brave

Happiness points: 3750

Lifetime rewards: quick learner, natural cook, fast metabolism, extra creativity, captivating audience, legendary host, keen observation, superhuman

Family funds: 2 million W

技能：厨艺10级、逻辑9级、运动10级、绘画10级、魅力8级、灵巧9级、唱歌9级、吉他6级、种植4级、钓鱼5级、写作1级

From the fact that there are only a few thousand happiness points, it can be seen that Carlos has lived a life of death recently, and his daily expectations have not been fulfilled!Except for writing, the skill level is almost the same as it was half a year ago!

When it comes to writing skills, Carlos also wants to cry. Since the May Day holiday, Professor Zhou has a small paper every two days and a big paper once a week, which directly drives him crazy.Thanks to the mentor, the writing skills that I thought would never be used in my life were illuminated and reached the first level.

It has to be said that the return of the snake head had the best impact on Carlos, which was to save him from the swamp of papers!