The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

There are 8 singers participating in the first second turn assessment of Chanting Voice, of which only 1 is full of buildings, and the rest are all Chinese paper.When the list of assessments was displayed on Chan Chan's official scarf, Carlos also went to see it. There were only two acquaintances in it, one was the only female singer - Flower Demon, and the other was Spring and Autumn and Warring States.

Carlos always paid special attention to this Hanzhi who was broken up due to his special physique of "where to go, where to dismantle".

Later, after seeing him being awkward for more than a month, he regained his funny nature again, no longer avoiding border towns, and even continued to play games together.According to Ling Feng, the two of them still got along with each other in private as before, but they were less ambiguous and more frank.

No wonder when the male god asked him out, he also said that he originally planned to ask Chunqiu to accompany him to watch the snake head.Ganqing, these two people took the route of being friends after breaking up.

Carlos couldn't help sighing, the two people's hearts are so generous, if it was him, no matter whether it was the one who dumped or the one who was dumped, they would never want to see each other again.It is even extremely possible that after the breakup, he will feel at ease knowing that the other party is miserable.

His character is so bad!

After knowing the assessment time, Carlos decided to go back to the villa in Chaoyang District that day. After all, singing in the dormitory feels weird, especially since nerds have been staying in the dormitory at night to do part-time jobs recently.

This afternoon, Carlos had no classes. After lunch, he went back to the dormitory to tidy up the closet, intending to bring all the thick spring clothes back to the villa so as not to take up space.

"Oh? Bookworm, why are you alone, where is Tao Zi?"

It's so strange, Taozi didn't have class all day today, logically, the nerd should help him bring up the meal, eat together, and then continue the scumbag game after eating.It's unbelievable that this otaku actually went out.

The person who was still eating looked up at Carlos who entered the door, and said after swallowing the food in his mouth.

"I ran to the study room early in the morning to occupy a seat."

"Peach and the study room? The painting style doesn't match at all, okay?"

Carlos had an expression of "you are definitely fooled by him", but the nerd shook his head very seriously.

"He really went, I heard it was for Xiaopang's tutoring."

As soon as he heard this name, Carlos thought of the girl in Wuling Mountain who was bitten by a snake because of nocturia.So, how did the two get together?

"Could it be that the drunkard's intention is not to drink, and he's playing the idea of ​​the courtyard flower?"

As a result, the nerd still shook his head.

"I've met a few times, and it's just the two of them."

"Too bad, I thought this breakup would have little effect on Taozi, so I was too early to worry about it. How could it not have much effect! It's all over the sky, and the aesthetics have completely reversed!"

Although the little chubby girl is fat, she is not ugly at all. She has fair skin and thick flesh.But compared to Taozi's weak predecessor, the two styles are completely opposite.The terrified Fengli Zonggong didn't even have the desire to ask any more questions. After packing his out-of-season clothes, he greeted the nerd and left the dormitory.

----------

After spending an afternoon, Carlos cooked a sumptuous dinner for himself. The table was full of his favorite dishes recently, 7 dishes, 1 soup and 3 desserts. The rhythm was absolutely endless, but all of them The finished product of perfect quality still gave him a great sense of accomplishment, so he silently took a photo and posted it on the second generation group.

【Second generation group】

Prodigal Son: [Photo] It’s been a long time since I’ve had a big meal alone.

Locke: ... [photo] My dinner with Gu Sen!

Prodigal son: Damn, you give my man instant noodles?Are you getting impatient for abusing him so much?Need me to give you a ride?

Locke: TAT, I am very lucky to find cup noodles! ! !I almost thought I was going to be hungry all day!

Fuba Tianxia: Where are you two?

Locke: A super corner yacht accessories production site!Not even a car can come in!We entered the mountain by motorcycle, and we were about to cry!There is only one small store nearby!The only thing that can fill your stomach is cup noodles!There's only one kind of shit!

Prodigal son: What do people in the production site eat?

Locke: TAT, there is a grandma who cooks, but the food is too spicy to eat!

Prodigal Son: Do it yourself.

Gu Sen: No spaghetti.

puff--

That's enough, my lord, don't come out to be cute!In such a corner place, does anyone still eat pasta?Besides, your pasta is actually no different from instant noodles!

Anyway, there was no one around, Carlos completely let himself laugh out loud, and finally finished laughing before he continued to brag in the group.

【Second generation group】

Prodigal son: Have pity on my king!mwah!

Gu Sen: What!

Locke: Shit!Dog abuse!Disgusting!

Fuba Tianxia: Which sea are you going to go to?

Prodigal son: Come on, my king said that when the time comes, I will rent a small island to play in the world of two.

Fuba Tianxia: Just about to talk about a double CP date, but in the end you pretended to be a two-person world... What about the relationship between our seniors and younger brothers?

Prodigal son: I don’t like all kinds of multi-CP activities, and I haven’t read the novels. Multi-CP activities end up in husband-swapping and wife-swapping games, or they are group P factions. For a pure person like me, I will definitely not participate!

Locke: ...

Fuba Tianxia: ...

Prodigal son: Besides, you and your family, Xiao Tian, ​​both suffer in front of me. You don't even have six-pack abs. What use do I need you two?The most important thing is that my king's 18cm hanging fried sky!The dog waist electric buttocks are very firm!Made it?

Fu Ba Tian Xia: There are such brazen people in this world!

Locke: There are such brazen people in this world!

Gu Sen: ...as if you have used it before.

Fuba Tianxia: Pfft—do I know too much!

Locke: Damn it!Gu Sen, you are a ghost! ! ! !

spendthrift:……

Damn it, this is my own man, and he's completely demolished!wait!There is still half a month to go!Don't complain when the time comes, the iron rod will also grind you into a needle!

After being wronged by his own man, Carlos snorted arrogantly and closed the group. After a good meal, he went to the study to wait for the assessment.

Just arrived at 8 o'clock, and the assessment channel was already overcrowded.Since today is the special session for the second round, there is no newcomer assessment. The eight singers participating in the second round, including Carlos, are already waiting in line on the wheat sequence.

Carlos is in 7 wheats, the flower demon is in 2 wheats, and the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods are at the same level, occupying 4 wheats.It's interesting to say that the eight singers are all from the Gufeng Channel, and they all have a heart that yearns for modern times.

Just when the public screen was neatly swiping to refuel, Yimai's second-rank assessment officially began.They are all experienced veteran singers. The songs chosen by the other party are particularly suitable for their own voices. They passed the a cappella easily, but died very quickly in the second accompaniment.

"Well, how should I put it, your breath is very stable and your pitch is accurate, but you are obviously not used to the popular singing style, especially the second accompaniment you chose, that kind of ruffian RAP is sung by you with a surge of atmosphere, and you have a sense of disobedience. It’s too big. After the unanimous opinion of the jury, you failed the second transfer assessment, so try harder next time.”

The person who opened the microphone was the chief examiner of the Chan Chan Man Lou popular channel, the former goddess of the cover circle, with a very wide range of songs, and she is a good friend with Bingquan. Unlike her gentle and watery voice, this goddess has a very strict personality and self-discipline , I don't like to joke, and I have high demands on myself and others.In the trade union, there is a so-called director. For specific reasons, please refer to the director of the discipline department in each college.

Several second-rank singers also communicated in private. When the flower demon shared that the director was about to be the chief examiner, the other six were all devastated and wished to withdraw immediately.Just when Carlos didn't know why, the flower demon took the initiative to popularize science.

In the chief examiner's assessment, the highest passing rate in history is that 20 people passed 3 people.New singers may not be clear about it, and they will sign up decisively when they see the assessment day, but for singers who have already entered the union and want to become a full-time singer, the regularization test is not something that can be taken casually, and one has to figure out who the examiner will be on that day.

The director is their number one blacklist!

Maybe it will be said that the assessment does not require two-thirds of the judges to pass the votes?No matter how strict the chief examiner is, there is only one vote.

Hehehe, it can only be said that it is too naive. Before voting, the main examiner will make a reference speech and comment on the singers participating in the assessment from a professional perspective.

Those who can be the main examiner are definitely more professional than ordinary singers in the union, and many of them have engaged in related occupations within three times.Their comments have a great influence on the judging.

Probably because he was mentally prepared, the singer who was dismissed did not have any objections. He humbly accepted the director's evaluation and suggestion, silently cheered up Ermai's flower demon, and then danced into the public screen .The singer's fans all swiped in reassurance [Memoda, continue next time! 】.

As soon as the director started, the flower demon started her a cappella. However, she was stopped by the director after she sang the second verse.

From the microphone that the flower demon had left on, it could be heard that she was so nervous that her breathing was messed up.

"I have to say that "Dark Sky" is a good song that grabs people's ears from the very first note. Pop and folk songs are included, which is refreshing. However, this song is tailor-made for the original singer. Cooperate with her unique timbre and singing. Your voice is not in the same style as the original singer, but you are still trying to follow the original song. You didn’t hold this song, and I didn’t understand your personality at all. Sorry , try harder next time."

[public screen]

[The director is as strict and conscientious as ever, caressing the flower demon, don't cry, stand up and masturbate!We still have a next time! ]

[right!Don't be discouraged!This time I died from choosing the wrong song!Continue next time!You are the best! ! ]

"Pfft—I'm not the best, our husband hasn't even appeared yet, thank you Director! I'll go back to retreat! I will definitely come back!"

"Well, remember to keep your personality."

The flower demon's attitude is very good, and the director's tone can be heard to be a little appreciative.

The next singer showed Carlos all kinds of fancy ways to die.The third singer sang a cappella, but he still died on the first accompaniment because he was too nervous and forgot the words.

"In my exams, there is never an option to 'do it again'. It doesn't matter if you forget the words, you can go on and on, but you must not stop. Sorry, but try harder next time."

The fourth one is the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period. As the most popular singer in the Southern Kingdom, Qianqian, he just boarded Yimai, and his public screens are flying.Take it easy, we love you] This kind of warm cheering words.

But all kinds of [Xiaochunzi must have died of laughter, hahaha! 】【No, I must have died from molesting the examiner】【No matter how you die, you will definitely not be able to make it to the third song!Hahaha! ], this is full of malice, Carlos, who saw it for the first time, said that he and his little friend were stunned.

It really is love to the depths of natural blackness.

Fortunately, his gentleman and lady fans love to carry him with him in private, but they still give him face in public.What do you say, the male god's force is guarded by us, which is also too drunk.

Chunqiu's a cappella chose "Maple", and the director didn't let him pass until he sang the chorus.For the second song with accompaniment, Chunqiu chose "Salvation", so he knelt here.

"This version of yours is Jackie Chan's, I know. Let's start with the a cappella. "Maple" has a lot of continuous high-pitched notes. Whether it's pitch, stability, or sense of rhythm, you are very accurate. Chong Listening to your accompaniment, I was thinking, even if the last two accompaniment songs are not good enough, I can give it to you."

The director paused for a while, took a breather, and continued.

"The song "Salvation" is a test of skill, and I'm talking about the original version. When the prelude came out, I was very excited, thinking that I would hear a wonderful high-pitched feast, but I took off my pants. You actually let me Listen to this? The version you sang didn’t get my excitement at all, it’s too plain, to be honest, I’m disappointed. But.”

[public screen]

[The director is very injured, the consequences are serious!Even the pants came out!It seems very angry! ]

Southern Country-Gufeng Singer-Biancheng: Caress, just choose the antiphonal song next time.

Southland-official subtitle-Cui Kui: Yes, yes, yes!

[Sigh, the boss is too powerful, it is estimated that the group will be wiped out. ]

[Speaking of group destruction, look at my Mr. Mai Shang! ]

As the person mentioned, Carlos was completely excited. The more demanding and strict the director was, the more he expected what kind of evaluation the other party would make during his assessment.After such a long time in YY, his current singing skills have reached the critical point, and he can rush to level 10 at any time.

However, before that, he had to watch how the previous singers died.Seeing other people's misfortune makes me feel refreshed, that's enough!

Soon, the fifth singer came on.This time the progress was the smoothest, and he didn't kneel until the last song. The reason was that he challenged "Road to Heaven", and when he sang the high note for the second time, the sound broke.He has absorbed the experience of the third singer, and he will finish singing when he dies!

So he gave up on himself and finished the chorus completely with a broken voice, ignoring the public screen who yelled for help during the whole process.And the singer was obviously singing high, and he couldn't hear the director stop at all. Just when he entered the new cycle of the main chorus, he was banned by the unbearable director.

Public screen summary: died of abandonment of treatment.

The sixth singer was probably frightened by the current group extinction, and he got close to the director as soon as he came up. After nagging for nearly 3 minutes, he entered the real examination process.In the end, he still knelt, and the director pointed out all his singing, articulation, and pronunciation and sprayed it all over.

Summary of the public screen: Die from talking too much.

Finally, the singers in line ahead of Carlos were blown away one by one. When he climbed to Yimai, the central stage began to swipe gifts again, and the public screen also swiped in seconds.

[public screen]

[Even if all the singers are on the street, my husband can still stand firm in front of the director! ]

[right!My husband is the best! ! ! !I firmly believe that he will succeed in the second round!Become Chan Chan's first full-range singer! ! ! ! ]

[Restraint, just rest assured of these words, don't bring hatred for the male god. ]

[Yes, otherwise Mr. will end up dying from too many fans! ]

[Pfft—what the hell is dying from fans! ]

Lady Gigi: Hush!Be quiet, and let the teacher take a good look at it.

With much anticipation, the lights before Carlos Mai's sequence were green.