The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After Taozi and her male god became friends, Carlos was able to temporarily climb out of the deep pit of LOL. After playing all the heroes, to be honest, he was already getting bored.Recently, when I was in Gongping Lang, I asked fans to introduce Xinkeng, but the scene made me laugh and cry the singer who sang on Mai.

[public screen]

Southern Kingdom-Gufeng Singer-First Day of the First Lunar New Year: Any game introductions?Recently, I want to change the pit.

[No, sir, you can sing in peace. ]

[Yes, what's so fun about the game!Waste of time, waste of energy, waste of money!Also be linked to forum 818 at any time! ]

[I feel that the upstairs is blackmailing my Great Sword Three——]

Southland-Gufeng Singer-First day of the first lunar month: Why did I forget about Jisan, do you have any friends to play with?

[Fuck!Just said Sword Three!Stand up automatically, I can't kill you! ! !How many male gods has this broken game taken away from me! ! ! ]

[Damn it, I just kept holding back from talking about Jisan just now, just because I was afraid that my husband would never return! ]

[TAT, sir, do you dare to sing in peace!I can bear your scum LOL from time to time!At least the pit is full of uncles, girls, and elementary school students!But Jian San is poisonous! ]

[Shit!You are a talented girl!Those who play Sword [-] are all princesses!Green tea whore!crazy! ]

Next, the public screen was torn apart at a speed of 20 messages per second. The two sides were mainly the three parties and the LOL party. Second wave of war.

Every time I make others tear up, I can get 4 hours of blissful buff, that's great!

Today’s Chan Chan management group is still very upright. Due to Carlos’s activity, the popularity of Nanguo Gufeng has stabilized all sub-channels. Fortunately, the building is full. Female singers are at home, and most of the fans are male, so the loss is not serious.Compared with it, the popularity of the same male frequency is cheating.

Every time I met Carlos climbing the mic, I could see the popular channel getting thousands of fans in seconds, and all ran upstairs in three seconds.Did you say you only love pop music?fraud!

Although the singer on the pop channel didn't say anything, Carlos is not stupid, and he understands in his heart that the channel next door is full of resentment, but he can't catch up with fans on the mic, right?

In response to this matter, before the management came up with a solution, the fans were assisted.

During the June [-]st event, the gurgling voice attracted many new fans, of course, most of them were attracted by Carlos.After all, his voice is indeed unique in the circle, and it is highly recognizable.

However, after they entered Chanchan, they found that the management of this channel is very strict. Ancient style singers sing ancient style, pop singers sing pop, and male singers and female singers are completely separated.Except for activities, you can't stream together. This is inhumane and unscientific at all. The fans feel wronged!

The new fans said that Mr. Wang has a domineering old style and a shocking opera style, but the event scene and various recordings also show that his popularity is also breaking the sky, and he is full of international style!

Just such an all-round singer, but is fixed and restricted by the theme style of the channel, who is doing things?

After being disturbed by new fans, Carlos' old fans also had an epiphany.Indeed, when Mr. first appeared in the circle, he sang popular songs, powerful song interpretation ability, free and changeable style, perfect typhoon that crushed the scene, and easy and stress-free switching of languages. A sou man!

Aroused by the throbbing feeling when I heard the voice of my male god for the first time, the veteran fans also stood up one after another. Cooperating with the new fans, they brought a wave of fans to Chan Chan's official scarf to petition.

We don't offer special treatment either. After the first test [Trainee Singer] and the second test [Official Singer], you can add another test level, similar to the second turn [Full Frequency Singer], which can climb mics across channels.

Less than half an hour after the petition was launched, the number of participants has exceeded 20.Not only Carlos's fans of gentlemen and ladies, but also many fans of singers who gurgling also applied. After all, many singers will not only sing songs of the same style for the rest of their lives.

So Bingquan and his management have been studying the feasibility of adding three exams recently, and it seems that they have a high chance of passing.Seeing the heated discussions in the group, compared with himself who was very leisurely after getting into trouble, Carlos felt a little guilty for three seconds.

Then decisively decided not to pretend to be the management group for the time being.He hated the meeting the most.In a good mood, Fengli Zonggong finally knocked on his own male god who was added a new label of "Internet addicted youth" by the prodigal sons.

First day of the first lunar month: God, what are you doing?

Biancheng: Fucking Tao Zi.

The first day of the first lunar month: male god, do you remember when was the last time you climbed the mic?

Biancheng: Uh...

First day of the first lunar month: (←←)

Bian Cheng: I'm not trying to hone my skills so that I can duo with you in the future.

Carlos complained silently from the bottom of his heart, God, man, you have to be self-aware, play a handicapped party who can be completely abused by the 70-year-old old woman opposite the computer, what is it that gives you courage to get diamonds.It was so innocent and lovely.

Biancheng: By the way, I will go back to Shanghai during the summer vacation, so let’s come out and meet Ji.

First day of the first lunar month: who are there?

Anyway, his appearance has been exposed long ago. He has only seen Bingquan and Flower Demon in Chanchan so far. If there are many people this time, there is no harm in going there.Besides, he had never seen the real male god in two lifetimes, and this time he could fill another regret.

Bian Cheng: There is no one else, I just want to meet the real man of my man.Can't?

The first day of the first lunar month: poof——

Fuck, is this a tacit understanding?I'm almost scared to pee, okay?

Biancheng: In fact, the news is broadcasting the return of the national treasure every day, and there is an exhibition in Shanghai in July, so I want to find someone to accompany me to see the legendary twelve zodiac signs in Yuanmingyuan.

The first day of the first lunar month: God, are you so cool that no friends can accompany you?

Biancheng: I originally wanted to find Chunqiu, but he seems to be working on a project recently and is not available.And for local friends, how can my charm make them give up accompanying their girlfriends?

The words of the male god instantly resonated with Carlos, isn't he just rejected by Jacob!With a feeling that he is also a fallen person in the world, he typed quickly.

The first day of the first lunar month: What a pity!Last week, I was dragged to death by my mentor, and took selfies around the snake's head, front, back, left, right, left, right, and right. I was almost tired of aesthetics.The most important thing is that there is already a plan to go overseas in July, and it is estimated that it will not be able to catch up with the Shanghai tour.

Bian Cheng: You fooled me.

Carlos blinked and asked suspiciously.

First day of the first lunar month: ah?No, why do you say that?

Border Town: The first stop of the Snake Head exhibition is Shanghai.

The angry expression of the male god puffing his cheeks instantly appeared in his mind. Carlos' lips slightly curled up. He immediately took out his mobile phone, connected it to the computer with a data cable, and uploaded a photo of him, Professor Zhou, the old curator and Snake Head in the album. Turned it out and sent a screenshot.

First day of the first lunar month: [Screenshot] I didn't fool you.

Biancheng: Pfft!Are you better than scissorhands?Haha, unexpectedly, you are such a god Su!

Carlos held his forehead, and it wasn't the two old urchins who insisted that the three of them move in the same way, saying that it would be powerful to shoot like this.Such a stupid scissorhand, I have never lifted it since I was 18 in my previous life, okay!Also, what the hell is that God Su?Who came up with such a shameful word!

The first day of the first lunar month: Isn't my good looks enough to make you ignore that nasty scissorhands!

Biancheng: Pfft, sorry.Don't worry, no matter how rude your gestures are, you can't hide your sky-defying looks.

After the two chatted for more than ten minutes, Bian Cheng also remembered that he seemed to have really forgotten his fans for too long, so he asked Carlos to go to Chanchan Climbing Mai together.

The frequency of the front and rear feet of the two triggered a new round of teasing on the public screen.

In the past, Gu Sen was busy with work and temporarily disappeared in Two-dimensional, and then there was the bib incident in which Biancheng led all the "concubines" to pick him up a few days ago. In the current circle, the number of Zhan Carlos and the Biancheng party far exceeds other CP parties , ranked second is the holiday party of Carlos and Gu Sen's vest. Unlike the former's real popularity, the festival party is very watery.

According to the words of the fans, seeing Mr. using his life to lead the rhythm of CP makes his heart hurt. No matter how much he doesn't believe that he and Ghost are a couple in his heart, he has to act on the surface to comfort his male god.

So the popularity of No.2 came like this.

While singing in the border town and Carlos swiping flowers, someone suddenly swiped the same sentence quickly on the gurgling public screen: [Sir!Seek the truth! ], due to repeated speech too much, after repeated warnings were ineffective, he was quickly silenced by the field controller, but Fengli Gonggong had already seen it.

[public screen]

Southland-Gufeng Singer-First day of the first lunar month:?

[Estimated to be asking about the post on the forum. ]

[The verification post on the forum——, I also read it, and I am horrified when I think about it!I don't think that Shenhao should be Mr., I can't imagine that Shenhao will be as two-dimensional as poor people like us...]

[Our husband is originally a rich man. ]

[Shenhao and local tyrants are two different things]

Southern Country-Gufeng Singer-Border Town: What post?

He didn't even sing the song, Biancheng directly handed over Mai Xu to the next singer, and jumped off automatically, messing around with the screen.Following the link sent by the little angel, Carlos and a bunch of unknown fans ran to the forum to watch.

When Carlos opened the post, the first thing he saw was a screenshot of Christie's auction results. That handsome face was distorted for a moment, and he felt that he had been tricked by himself again.

To be honest, the Christie's auction was really the only auction that Carlos had participated in in his two lifetimes.So he took it for granted that no matter it was an ordinary or a world-class auction.The results of the auction will be kept confidential by the auctioneer for the client.

Besides, what he participated in was not an ordinary auction!He participated in the auction in which he could only enter with an invitation letter, and it was not open to the public!Isn't secrecy a matter of course?Are you not afraid that the buyer will be robbed after leaving the auction house?Hundreds of millions of things!

It’s been nearly a month since Christie’s auction in May, and the results and details of the auction are gradually being revealed. Carlos usually doesn’t read the news, so he perfectly missed the news that started to occupy all social software pop-up windows last week——

"British Businessman Spent 3344 Million Hong Kong Dollars for Aihao!" "

"Who can resist the romance from tens of millions of Hong Kong dollars! "

"The unique token of love in the world - Patek Philippe World Time Watch Ref.1415HU"

"Unsatisfactory transaction price of 3300 million, Shenhao just made up enough for "Life after Life""

The post on the forum, the name is very common, that is, the name of Carlos's vest, followed by the word "prove".He didn't say anything at first, but just took a screenshot of the mutual @dialogue about the token of love last time Carlos and Gu Sen were in the scarf.

Then, in the comments at the time, some fans questioned the words, and the red circles were used to point out the keywords "Hong Kong Christie's", "Patek Philippe", "May 5th" and so on in the screenshots.

Immediately afterwards, there were two pictures that were obviously cut directly from the news reports, with both pictures and texts. The host also posted the original website of the news in a very thoughtful manner, proving the reliability of the source of the news.

[Picture] Patek Philippe World Time Watch Ref.1415HU

Lot number: 6034

Transaction price: 3344 million Hong Kong dollars

Buyer: Analog Group

Auction time: 2013-5-30

Session Name: Private Collection Special Invitation

Auction agency: Christie's

[Picture] Bronze Statue of Snake Head in Yuanmingyuan

Lot number: 6043

Transaction price: 1 million Hong Kong dollars

Buyer: Analog Group

Auction time: 2013-5-30

Session Name: Private Collection Special Invitation

Auction agency: Christie's

然后就是三张并排的照片。围脖弹出新闻《世界上独一无二的定情信物——百达翡丽世界时手表Ref.1415HU》里的手表、卡洛斯5月30日竞拍成功后手表照片、5月31日卡洛斯用顾森的围脖号发的手表认证照。

Followed by a sentence and a cute emoji: Everyone find fault!Please prove that these are three different watches! (ToT)/~~~ Seek proof!The inhumane British businessman mentioned in the news is not the Two-dimensional male god that everyone should know!

Carlos scrolled down silently, what happened to the over ten thousand comments?

【Comment】

[...I have always known that Mr. is very inhumane, but to this extent, it is really too scary TAT, my legs are weak!Hurry up and hold me downstairs! ]

[hug! ! !I can't find evidence that these are three different watches! !Not to mention 3344 million Hong Kong dollars, even a 3344 Hong Kong dollar watch, I can't afford it!heartache! ]

[No need for 3300, I have to get 3344. Thinking about it this way, it really fits my husband's style!Laugh and cry! ]

[If this is true, then Mr. and Mr. Ghost...]

[Then what about my border city male god? ]

[fart!If the husband is really embarrassing to this extent, let alone a mistress!Small three thousand 340 four I do too! ! !Ask for support! !Please spoil! ! ! ]

[Actually, it was exchanged, and it was only more than 2000 million soft sister coins. Many domestic tyrants can take it out, however! ! !Just to buy a watch! ! !Still for lovers! ! !Even if it's not the money in my pocket, I still feel heartache! !I just want to ask, if we broke up, can the watch be returned? ]

[Pooh!Not more than 2000 million!As long as someone gives me a 200 million token of love, no matter if my mouth is crooked or my legs are lame, I will get married!Never divorce! ]

[Upstairs is so realistic!It is obviously for other people's money! ]

[Don’t say anything, go to Mr. Scarf for verification! ]

[+1]

[+ ID number! ]

[This kind of winner in life is actually two-dimensional...I heard that he came for the border town, this is true love...]

[However, judging from this incident, Biancheng is Mr. Two-dimensional’s true love, and Master Ghost is definitely the three-dimensional favorite...Embrace left and right, winner in life! ]

[Ahhhh!No! ! !Could it be that our male gods can only be small ones?At least get a flat wife!Yuan Chun has done so many things for the male god, if this is not true love, I will never believe in love anymore! ]

[yes!Luckily, all my younger sisters now regard Biancheng as their sister-in-law!On the contrary, she didn't know Master Ghost at all! ]

No matter how many CP parties were involved in the later comments, Carlos didn't have time to watch, because he was looking at the sentence "All the sisters who lose money will treat the border town as their sister-in-law" over and over again.