The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

For gentlemen and ladies, this June is so happy that they can laugh while falling asleep.Because their husband spends every day waving scarves, chanting, and his roommate's live broadcast room.

Compared to being shown a loving face in the scarf, fans prefer the LOL live broadcast room where Tao Zi is, because when the character is good, they will see a handsome male god who breaks the sky.As soon as the fans of the two parties meet, whether it is Taozi or Carlos, the popularity of Two-dimensional has skyrocketed like a rocket, and all kinds of colleagues are envious.

#This world that looks at faces is enough! #

#求大神室友take me to heaven#

#818 Live broadcast next door to the dog boy and boy! #

Just after class that day, Carlos received the report card from He Man.This good habit developed in the United States lasted until He Man returned to China, and both brothers and sisters got used to it.

Seeing his younger sister's poor spoken English become the main force in the school's English competition, Carlos really felt that "my daughter has grown up".

He reviewed the subjects one by one, and when he saw that his scores in mathematics, physics, and chemistry had changed from the usual 30 or 40 points to more than 90 points, he felt deeply betrayed.

What about the revolutionary friendship of being a science scumbag in the previous life?

I don't know if Carlos' resentment was received by He Man in the air. He just finished complaining when the call came.

"Brother! Brother! The results of the painting competition came out, you are a gold medal! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

For people in the painting circle, this competition is a large-scale competition with the most gold content, the most far-reaching influence, and the most international attention throughout the year. However, in the circle of ordinary people, the spread is not high.

Not to mention who the gold medal winner is, even many ordinary people don't know there is such a competition.

To be honest, the gold medal is really in his pocket for Carlos. After all, in the contemporary painting world, all the painters who can compare with his level 10 painting skills are national treasures.He also got this unsuspecting good news from his tutor two days ago.

At that time, the first thing that came to his mind was that the virginity plan could be launched!

Poor Gu Sen, he didn't know that his wife planned to eat him from beginning to end at sea. He received the news almost at the same time, and consciously sent his newly bought yacht for maintenance to ensure the safety of going out to sea. .

"The award announcement seems to be released at noon today. You actually have time to browse the official website of the Artists Association? No, you actually know to check the award results online? Your brother and I said that I was shocked."

Fuck!This is my brother!Is there anyone who dislikes their sister's IQ so much?

"Cough, it's sister-in-law, bah! It was the male god who told me that I can check it on the official website of the Artists Association! Did you say that about your sister? Fortunately, I even prepared a special gift for you!"

All attention was attracted by the gift, but Carlos didn't care about the address at the beginning.

"what gift?"

"I made it myself! I think it will be delivered to your house in Chaoyang District tomorrow, remember to collect it!"

It seems that someone is very satisfied, his voice is full of trepidation.Inadvertently thinking about the report card, Carlos's smile twitched, and the person involved happened to be there, so he asked directly.

"Your science grades have improved by leaps and bounds, is Hawking possessed?"

"Hey! That's the power of love! Don't you understand!"

After half an hour of narration full of girlish sentiments and sweet accents, Carlos got the right posture to attack science.

First of all, you have to have a boyfriend who is a master of science; then, you must be in the same city with your boyfriend, providing sufficient time and convenient venues for tutoring several times a week; then, the two must be in a state of love, the kind that even if you are physically and mentally tired, It is estimated that he will have to lie down in the next second, but as long as the other party smiles encouragingly, he can immediately be resurrected with full blood on the spot, and the passionate relationship with various buffs will be automatically superimposed.

Finally, a slightly erotic reward system, for example, if the correct rate reaches 80%, reward a pure meme, the correct rate reaches 90%, and reward a shopping opportunity, the correct rate reaches 100%, congratulations, the most beautiful girl in the hearts of girls Choose one out of ten for a good date!

Swallowing a mouthful of old blood, Carlos realized a truth, becoming a scumbag in science is not because he didn't work hard enough, but because he chose the wrong time to meet Gu Sen!It was a sad story that he met a science master after he had already been given up by science!

"It seems that I can really get a sense of accomplishment after successfully solving problems! It turns out that physics and mathematics are so interesting! Brother! I have decided that I must study science in college!"

fraud!traitor!Twenty five boys!Thinking of his science grades that would never reach 60 back then, two more cracks appeared in Carlos' heart.

"...Don't delay others too much. After the final grades, the two of you have swapped ranks, then it will be a miracle."

He Man didn't understand the full of malice in his brother's words, so He Man said it very sadly.

"Hmph, no way! By the way, brother, are you going back to the United States for the summer vacation?"

"Shouldn't, Amin called me a while ago. In order to prepare for next year's Youth Cup, Chadha's father will take him to the devil training. Tom and Ann are going to Siberia with their instructors to collect folk songs, and Audrey is said to be preparing for the exam. , your brother Jacob said, instead of facing me as a rough guy during the summer vacation, it is better to earn a few more dollars."

Speaking of this, Carlos couldn't help laughing.The little friends are all living happily, and for him, it is also something worth spending a long time on.

"Alas? Is that so? But brother Jacob sent me an email last week, saying that you have neglected him and left him behind. You have already found me a beautiful sister-in-law, right? ?”

Silently imagining the image of Gu Sen with long hair, wearing women's clothing, and black silk high heels.

Fuck!very scary!

"not at all!"

Carlos answered categorically. There is no beautiful sister-in-law, but there is one domineering brother-in-law. Unfortunately, I am afraid that I will scare you when I say it.

"Oh, that's good, by the way, brother! Are you staying in Beijing or Shanghai during the summer vacation?"

"Is something wrong?"

"Well! If you stay in Beijing, I will make an application report for my father. If you go back to Shanghai, then you don't have to worry about it!"

Holding the mobile phone, Carlos turned on the computer on the desk by the way, ready to brush his scarf.

"I haven't said anything yet."

"Hey, I want to learn how to cook from you. I don't want to be good at cooking. At least I can cook porridge or soup when someone is sick."

Typical woman in love.

"You'd better not be hot for 3 minutes, return to Shanghai in August, and I will find you then."

"Oh? Do you have any plans for July?"

"Well, I plan to go to sea in July. If you want to date, I won't take you."

"Uh, report!"

"Say."

"Can I give my first kiss? The tongue sticking kind!"

Almost flipping the laptop over, Carlos took a deep breath and spoke slowly.

"You are almost 18 years old, you can handle this kind of thing yourself. Home plate or something, you have to think clearly, don't regret it."

After chatting tiredly for a few minutes, Carlos hung up the phone. He was silent for three seconds, and stepped on He Man's bib homepage.Compared with the previous few months, the update frequency is obviously much less, and what appears is not only the dynamics in the circle, new animations, but also some three times more street photography scenery, interesting books that I have read, and some newly drawn movies. wait.

It seems that the three times life has been a lot richer. The boyfriend my sister chose this time seems to be quite reliable. How long have I been together? He Man feels sensible and mature, and is much more demure than before.

Dissatisfaction is loss: wait for my summer vacation to study cooking!Next time someone is sick, skip porridge with tons of spices on the outside!I was moved by myself!

【Comment】

[Learn to be a cook, or New Oriental! ! ! ! ]

[Quickly go to New Oriental, [-] beds in stainless steel! ! ! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: stupid human beings, why go to New Oriental when my brother is here =-=

[......]

[Pull it out and ruin it! ]

[Let go of my husband, come to me if you have anything! ]

Hua Xiaoyao: As for your talent of being able to burn through a pot of steamed rice, not even the Tathagata Buddha can save you.

Babbling Sounds-Bingquan: You have to believe that the world is full of love and miracles, even if you can't tune all the five notes, you can be tuned successfully by Mr., even though there is only one song.But hope is always tomorrow.Come on, and get some wax for your boyfriend's stomach by the way.

[This is the legendary, good girlfriend who touched the world!Laugh and cry! ]

Thinking of the painful experience of recording songs, Carlos always felt that his ears were tingling.I only hope that my sister's cooking talent is better than singing, otherwise it will hurt her little boyfriend's stomach, and I'm afraid she will cripple herself. The process is still inevitable.

Just when he was thinking wildly, his scarf was suddenly @crazily.

Biancheng: Congratulations to the first day of junior high school for winning the gold medal in the "Sprout" Cup of the National Painting Competition!Sprinkle flowers!You are the best! @first day of the first month

Dissatisfaction is loss: Congratulations to my brother for winning the gold medal!Sprinkle flowers!You are the best!mwah! @first day of the first month

Bingquan: Congratulations sir for winning the gold medal!Sprinkle flowers!You are the best! @first day of the first month

Followed by members of trade unions such as Flower Demon, Ling Feng, Spring and Autumn and Warring States, and many people from all walks of life who have been interlocked with each other. It would be a lie to say that they are not excited. Man often said that for her, Two-dimensional is a real world, in which there are many, many of her family members, her friends, and of course there are many sunspots, but no matter good or bad, they are all enriching her life. Emotions, enrich her life.

So no matter how many setbacks and grievances she endured in this circle, she never thought of leaving.As long as I think of the other end of the computer, there are a lot of friends who have never met her, but have always supported her, cared about her, laughed with her, cried with her, and participated in a third of her life. The steps she wants to leave No matter what.

Looking at the large wave of blessing parties brought by the border town, Carlos felt warm in his heart. Besides his king, there is actually someone who cares so much about his every move. He really deserves to be the male god who chased so much in his previous life!So gentle it makes me want to cry!

It just so happened that Tao Zi also returned to the dormitory after class, and Carlos updated his scarf with a click of his lips.

The first day of the first lunar month: Thank you everyone!To celebrate, let's fuck! @边城@ is a peach not a cover

【Comment】

[Pfft—sir, why are you so upset! ! ! ]

[This kind of visual sense of bringing all the concubines in the harem to welcome the emperor's triumphant return!It is also absolutely perfect! ]

[At this moment, I just want to know the shadow area in Taozi's heart! ! ! ! ]

Taozi, who was dragged to the computer by Carlos here, was indeed suffering. Fortunately, he ran back to the dormitory on purpose today, just to take advantage of the absence of Border Town, and let his roommate, who is a god, take him to pretend to be a fly, and win ten times. Eight times to make up for the points lost recently.

Han Zhi, who is on the verge of relegation, can't afford to be hurt!

In fact, this is also made by Taozi himself.

It was a sunny morning, and it was the third day that Taozi and Carlos had joined forces to compete for the ranks. In Changchang, they could not wait for their male gods for a long time, and a large number of gentlemen and ladies fans spontaneously organized a team to find male gods. Xiaowo, Chanchan management channel, and Chanchan singer Xiaowo searched one by one. Not only did they not find anyone, but it aroused the curiosity of the onlookers. The team gradually grew in size, and even several singers joined in, including Carlos's. God, Border Town.

So happy to hear, when the big team finally rushed to Taozi's live broadcast room under the leadership of enthusiastic people, all parties gathered.Before the fans cried and complained that their male god had the ability LOL, why he didn't have the ability to come back to climb the wheat, a traitor appeared among them.

Biancheng actually betrayed openly on the public screen: Seeing that you guys are having so much fun, you suddenly want to get involved.

Due to the presence of Carlos, Taozi's live broadcast room is already considered a first-class anchor in terms of popularity. How could he not be excited when he found out that another popular male god who turned over the Internet was about to enter the pit!

So Taozi made a particularly bold decision, sneaking up on the frontier city behind Carlos' back, vowing to pull people into the pit of LOL!One is enthusiastic about Amway, and the other is deliberately into the pit.After going back and forth, the two actually got acquainted, and finally found out that everyone's courses are almost the same, and there are at least three mornings or afternoons in a week where they can mix together and play scumbags.

Under the right time and place, the two of them silently formed a two-person team with Carlos on their backs who were full of classes during the day.Just as Taozi imagined, the addition of Biancheng directly brought tens of thousands of popularity to his live broadcast room.

However, the subsequent development did not follow his script.

To be reasonable, if it wasn't for Carlos' identity as an online singer, Tao Zi wouldn't pay attention to his next-door online circle at all. Even if most of the fans of the two overlap now, he still only cares about a few attribute games in Chanchan. There is a relationship between the scumbag Chinese paper, but it can't be said how deep the understanding is.

As a result, his information lagged behind tragedy.

Frontier Town has a recognized name in Chan Chan - Black Hole Shou.

Specifically, no matter what game you play, from a killer game that tests your acting skills, eloquence, and IQ to a brainless fruit-slicing game, Border Town always loses, and always loses inexplicably.

Among the many game anchors in LOL, although Taozi's skills are not top-notch, she can be regarded as a second-rate master.Usually playing 10 rounds a day, as long as his teammates are not too tricky, he can always win more than half of it.

This pair of new partners had a good character in their first match. The opponent was a cooking team. Tao Zi laughed at that time, and immediately changed the channel name to: [Take the novice Super God! 】

In many cases, Flag is not something that can be set up casually.

No, after one round, in order to save Biancheng's new partner, Tao Zi will definitely die and die again, so dead that she can't die anymore, she's just super ghost!

At the beginning, he didn't believe in evil, but the second game continued, and the vegetable team on the opposite side was interesting enough, none of them left, waiting for the game to start.

Then in the third, fourth, and fifth innings, it was boring for the opponent to win, and they all ran away before the sixth inning.

Since that day, watching Biancheng Fancy Pit Taozi has become one of the must-see programs in the live broadcast room.

After Carlos gave Taozi a popular science about the black hole physique of the border town, the latter said very honestly that he would do it for every little friend who loves the game, whether it is a primary school chicken, a handicapped party, or a brain-dead party. Don't dislike, don't give up, don't abandon!

Although he said so, in fact, Taozi's heart is broken. The harder he behaves, the happier the fans are!Is it easy for him to be a popular anchor!