The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Less than two hours after the Christie’s auction ended, the items in the auction were published on the official website. The appearance of the snake head, one of the bronze statues of the twelve zodiac signs lost in Beijing’s Yuanmingyuan, attracted the attention and condemnation of the international community. Following the public auction of rat and rabbit heads in France in 2009, China expressed its opposition as always.

However, before patriotic netizens launched the first wave of protests, a news from Xinhua News Agency shocked the world early the next morning.

"Simulation Group announced that it will send the animal head of the Old Summer Palace to China free of charge"

On May 5, the American Simulation Group announced in Beijing that it would donate the bronze snake head of the Yuanmingyuan that had been lost overseas to the Chinese side free of charge.

The snake head donated this time is one of the lost bronze statues of the twelve zodiac signs in the Old Summer Palace in Beijing.

On the evening of May 5, the snake head quietly appeared at a small auction in Hong Kong, triggering fierce bidding by many of the world's top collectors.

In the end, the simulation group won the auction with 1 million Hong Kong dollars, and expressed its willingness to donate to the Chinese side that night.The Chinese side positively commented on this move, believing that this willingness is in line with the principles and spirit of the relevant international conventions on the protection of cultural heritage, it is a friendly expression to the Chinese people, and it is also conducive to the return of more Chinese cultural relics lost abroad.

This willingness to donate reflects the simulation group's support for the protection of China's cultural heritage, and also reflects the international community's recognition of the value of returning cultural relics to their country of origin.

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On May 5, whether it was news or newspapers, the simulation group dominated the headlines, and none of these had anything to do with the pineapple attack as far away as Shanghai.

Carlos has always been a willful person, living a willful life and living as he pleases.

No, on the night of the 30th, Hoffman's private jet had just arrived at the Beijing airport. He didn't even leave the cabin, and handed over the snake head he found back to Mr. Consultant, and asked his bodyguards to escort him to the airport to pick him up. The relevant departments contacted and negotiated details, while I flew from Beijing to Shanghai with a token of love, so don't be too familiar with the shopkeeper!

After personally bringing a gift as a token of love for Lao Gong and taking a photo for certification, the two of them started messing around on the bed again.The three actions of touching, gnawing, rubbing, coming and going, were played by Carlos to a height and depth, and Gu Sen, who was gradually going to the Avenue of Loyal Dogs and never returned, was even more doting and indulgent, so This toss will be tossed until June 6.

Others get up and eat breakfast, and the young couple eat dinner directly after waking up.

In the dining room, Carlos was holding a bowl, seeing Mr. Consultant on the TV, with a sly smile on his face.

"When recording this program, Barnett's heart probably collapsed. I don't think he wants to come to China again in his lifetime."

Picking out the fish eyes and putting them in his wife's bowl, Gu Sen was free to follow his gaze and look at the TV.

The consultant who had met several times sat on the sofa in formal attire and accepted the interview with the host with a stiff expression. Unlike the highly free interview programs in the United States, the domestic ones have scripts, and they know what to ask and what not to ask. Clearly listed, what the consultant needs to do is to memorize the materials according to the lines.

"Mr. Ban, hello! First of all, welcome to Beijing with your group. How many times has this been your visit to China?"

The English pronunciation of the hostess was very clean and neat. The consultant Mr. tried to relax his taut baby face a little, and he pulled out a shallow smile.

"Due to the expansion of the group's business, the number of visits to China has increased a lot in recent years. This is a beautiful and welcoming country, and I like it very much."

"It's so honorable. As a Chinese, I am very grateful to you for bringing the lost snake heads from the Old Summer Palace back to my country. I really want to know why your group made such a decision?"

It's also something that many viewers who also watch TV news are concerned about.In the past two days, information has been coming back from the United States, introducing this diversified family group from the United States to the public. The more mysterious it is, the more it can arouse the attention of the audience.

Mr. Consultant raised his feet, thought for a while, and then spoke.

"Our boss is a British Chinese. He loves China very much, loves her culture, loves her land, and loves the people she raised. Under his influence, in addition to the annual charity and public welfare, we have also been actively participating in Chinese culture. The development and protection of..."

The consultant on TV is reciting the manuscript with a straight face.

Carlos at the dinner table almost sprayed Gu Sen's face with a mouthful of rice, and he couldn't stop coughing lightly.After receiving the clear soup handed over by his old Gong, he swallowed the food stuck in his throat mixed with the soup with a grunt.

"Damn it, who wrote the lines? It's definitely not about me, right? I'm a good young man, and I'm portrayed as an empty-nest old man in a foreign country who is over fifty years old and still loves his motherland! Is this appropriate? I must give a bad review!"

Wiping off the soup on the corner of Carlos's mouth with his thumb, Gu Sen naturally licked it off his lips, and then asked.

"Snake head handed in directly?"

"How can it be? Shanghai-Guangzhou-Hong Kong-Beijing, it will be handed over to the National Museum after the touring exhibition. There is no need to worry about the whole exhibition process, and there will be a special person to keep it. It is said that the teacher was so excited for several days in a row Drag Mr. Feng and take a selfie next to the snake's head, it's impossible to slip away!"

Thinking of the MMS message he received last night, Gu Sen also laughed.

"I heard that an award will be presented to me this year."

Carlos suddenly approached Gu Sen's ear mysteriously, and gnawed his sensitive earball maliciously.

"What award?"

Trembling reflexively, Gu Sen squinted his eyes, took the troublemaker into his arms with his arm, locked it tightly so that he could not move around, picked up the chopsticks with the other hand, and stuffed a fat, white piece of fish into Carlos' mouth.

"...well... there are three, one is the 'Outstanding Person of the Year in the Protection of Chinese Cultural Heritage' award, the other is the 'World Outstanding Chinese' award, and the other is the 'Cultural Exchange Contribution' award. By the way, I haven't even received the three-good student award. , jumping directly to the world level, I feel so ahead of my time!"

After being fed another mouthful, Carlos relaxed his body and nestled in Gu Sen's arms. He also picked up the chopsticks and picked up the celery that someone didn't like, but it was good for the body. He raised his head and raised his hand and stuffed it into Gu Sen's mouth.

"However, with these names, Barnett said that it is more convenient to enter the domestic market. After the funds are replenished, the luxury pavilions in Beijing and Guangzhou can start. Do you think your man is particularly capable?"

Even though he didn't like the taste, Gu Sen still chewed the celery three times without changing his expression, and then swallowed the celery. His eyes darkened, he lowered his head to meet the golden pupils of the person in his arms, and smiled meaningfully.

"It can indeed be done."

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After dinner, it was already past 7 o'clock, and Gu Sen, who was bored sitting in the dining room and watching the kitchen, was busy washing dishes and pots, Carlos suddenly remembered that he seemed to have promised to participate in the June 7 Song Concert of Murmur.Usually, his relatives should start a serial call at [-]:[-], why is it so unbelievably quiet recently?

Sure enough, when you grow up, you don't want to kiss your brother when you have a man.

After talking to Gu Sen, Carlos went to the study.The study room of the mansion in Shanghai was also specially equipped with a set of special karaoke equipment by Carlos. At the moment, he sat in front of the computer and boarded YY.

The gurgling channel name has been changed to:

【Murling Sounds: Happy Children's Day·Childhood Songs of the Gods】

As soon as he entered the channel, the magical "Sailor Moon" theme song "Legend of Moonlight" was directly brainwashed, and Carlos, who was playing on the stereo, burst out laughing instantly.

[public screen]

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Singer-First Day of the First Lunar New Year: Howling!Sailor Lingfeng!

[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! !This thick girly style!Laughed and cried!Good evening sir! ! ! ]

[Howl!Sailor Lingfeng!I'm very curious about what my husband's childhood song is, the style of painting tonight is picturesque! ]

Southland-Gufeng Singer-Biancheng: Arrived so late?

Southland-Gufeng Singer-First day of the first lunar month: Well, I just woke up and had a meal.Seems like I missed a lot...

[=-=Sir, you actually missed Mai Xu, the male god!Scumbag! ]

[Scum Gong!When the male god sang, I didn't see Yuan Chun brushing roses, so I'm not used to it! ]

Southland-Ancient Singer-First day of the first lunar month: What is the male god singing?

[Chibi Maruko-chan's theme song, haha!It's also in Cantonese!The brain-filling male god blushed while doing a cute dance!All kinds of crackling, crackling, can't stop at all! ! ! ]

[Like the brain hole upstairs!Praise for cute dancing!Ask the male god to dance once! ]

[I want to speak for my husband! ! ! !The husband smiled charmingly: Well, I also want to see you dance cutely in a rabbit costume. ]

[Fuck!My nosebleed can't stop! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Nanguo-Gufeng Singer-Biancheng: Then I'll be ready, and I'll open my mouth on the first day of the new year.

Carlos, who has always used his public screen to tease others, was completely spoiled this night. Biancheng deliberately cooperates with the public screen to buy corruption. One side is his male god, and the other is said to be his true love fan. The combination of the two Get up, forcing Fengli to throw away his helmet and armor and shout to surrender.

Fortunately, there was not much time left for the public screen, and soon it was Carlos' turn to be on the mic.

"The enthusiasm of the fans on the public screen this evening really overwhelmed me. Don't be joking, if my little shou sees it, I will have to sleep in the study tonight."

Looking at the public screen with a heartbeat, 【I believe in your evil】【Speaking like the truth】, Carlos complained in his heart: Stupid public screen, although Xiao Shou is fictional, but he is indeed a small attack. !

Also complaining about the IQ of the public screen, there is also Gu Dawang, who is sitting in the living room and using YY on his mobile phone, with the three attributes of "jealous", "sexy" and "daughter-in-law" on his forehead.

It doesn't matter if you miss a second!There is Su Shangtian, with his own offensive aura, who is introduced to various daughters-in-law by rotten women every day. King Gu expresses his tired love!He really wants to say, Yimai is my wife!Yimai is my wife!Yimai is my wife!

In fact, he did say it.

[public screen]

[roll roll roll! ! !Yimai is my husband!Yimai is my husband!Yimai is my husband! ]

[heresy! ! ! !Yimai is my old gong!Yimai is my old gong!Yimai is my old gong! ]

If the vest is swiped on July 0.3th, it will be swiped away after staying on the public screen for less than [-] seconds.Seeing a bunch of unrestrained girls calling her husband to his wife, Gu Sen felt that he couldn't bear it!Let's go center stage!King's Privilege Go!

Being cautious, he directly repeated Yimai is my wife countless times in the shoutout, and while brushing gifts and typing, his hand speed exploded.

"Haha, Gongping, don't make trouble, our old Gong is about to explode. Be good, Yimai is your wife, no one will snatch it from you."

Under the prompt of the public screen, Carlos clicked on the stage effect, only to realize that his man was so cute to tear up with the public screen.Can't help laughing out loud.

[public screen]

[Holy shit, so pampered!The laughter dazzled me again, it turned out that it was Gui Ye who was brushed away by the public screen, so it must be Shou who is so arrogant! ]

[Mr.'s sentence: Our husband, Su cried for me TAT. ]

[I just want to ask, the border town god!You still haven't come out to defend your position as the main palace? ! ]

Southern Kingdom-Gufeng Singer-Biancheng: You will not be happy if you fall in love with each other.

[Pfft—I feel that the male god is so down-to-earth recently! ]

[The male god simply and neatly admits that he is subject—, laughs and cries! ]

[Male god!What about your morals? ]

[I'm a male god, but he doesn't want me TAT]

After appeasing his man, Carlos turned on the accompaniment, and a strange Japanese song was sung.The theme song of the Japanese anime "Geitaro", even if it is a well-informed public screen, if there is no song title provided by the subtitle baby, they will not be able to dig out the history of this song.

#Once again kneeling under the song list of Mr.'s fans#

#Sir, go to heaven! #

#男神Even after taking medicine, he is still cute#

#This decadent uncle's voice is so brainwashing, I can't remember the original sound of Mr. #

The first song played with the public screen wantonly.Finally venting the hatred of being molested and running around, Carlos didn't speak, and started the second song directly. The familiar piano sounded, and most of the fans who listened to this channel got goosebumps.

Both hands are already on the keyboard, ctrl+v is always ready.

When Carlos sang to the climax with a completely different youthful voice in the first song, the public screen really kept up with the rhythm.【Infinity（むげんだい）な梦（ゆめ）のあとの】of countless colors constitutes a rainbow public screen.

[public screen]

[Fuck, what about Happy Children's Day?Mr. scheming whore! ! !Crying like a fool TAT]

[My Evil Beast TAT, my Yamato TAT!Mr. scheming bitch! ! ! ! ]

[As expected of a tearjerker divine comedy!Coupled with Mr.'s affectionate interpretation, it seems that it is not a shame to be moved to cry?Scrapped a roll of tissuesTAT]

[Infinity (むげんだい)な梦(ゆめ)のあとの!!!!!!!!!]

Nanguo-Gufeng Singer-First day of the first lunar month: I will tell you that at the beginning, I prepared the burning version of "butter-fly", but since you just bullied my old Gong, I decided to take revenge a little, cry, Ha ha.

[Wipe away the tears and proud face: If you have the ability, make me cry, if you have the ability, just fuck me! ]

[Laughing and crying face: If you have the ability to sing me to tears, if you have the ability, you can directly fuck me! ]

[Idiot face: If you have the ability to sing me to tears, if you have the ability, you can directly fuck me! ]

[Unknown situation Formation face: If you have the ability to sing me to tears, if you have the ability, you can directly fuck me! ]

Southern Kingdom-Gufeng Singer-First day of the first lunar month: All morals are lost, pick them up quickly.Go along with the hair, wave, have fun~

Southern Country-Gufeng Singer-Biancheng: ...Leaving so soon?

Carlos, who had already been offline, perfectly staggered the male god's message.He tidied up the study and ran to the lobby on the first floor.There are so many holidays, and I will be returning to Beijing tomorrow, so I should hurry up and molested my man.