[DC+Marvel] why so serious

People who like nightlife, this time period is the beginning of their wonderful life.There were a lot of people in the bar, and on the dance floor in the middle, there were countless young men and women, office workers and gangsters who were also shaking their bodies crazily, forgetting all the troubles in their lives in this passionate song.

"Jamie, come on!" Halle called out, leaping onto the stage, holding a pole.

Jamie shook his head.

Halle jumped down again and dragged him onto the stage.

If Jamie wants to resist, Harley can't pull him at all, but Harley just whispered a very simple sentence in his ear, "I don't even have the guts to go on stage, how could it be the son of me and Mr.J?" ah!"

"I'm not your son!" Jamie glared at Harry sullenly.

"Okay, okay!" Harry replied without sincerity.

"Come on! Let's dance!" The seductive blonde woman jumped up to the passionate music.The white body is particularly eye-catching in the flickering lights, and the long wavy hair is swinging back and forth from left to right.Suddenly, an ambiguous atmosphere enveloped the entire bar.

The blond and seductive woman stroked the steel pipe lightly, as if she was treating her lover, intoxicated by it.I saw her holding the steel pipe with one hand, and slowly walked around the steel pipe two or three times, with a sweet smile on her face.

Next, relying on the inertia of rotation, she turned the inner side of one knee around the pipe, at this time the other leg was slightly bent back, her waist was straightened, her body was slightly bent, and she turned to follow the trend. With provocative eyes, she turned herself Her long golden wavy hair was thrown back violently, revealing her exquisite and convex figure, allowing people to peep at her beautiful red snake fruit-like breasts.

"咻咻──" Everyone in the audience had already noticed a blonde beauty appeared on the stage. Seeing her dancing a hot and sexy pole dance, the men kept whistling, and the crisp and sharp whistles came and went one after another. .But Harley, who was the focus of everyone, was not satisfied and had no intention of stopping.She climbed up to the top of the steel pipe with her right hand, grasped the pipe with one hand, pinched the pipe with her legs, and posed in various sexy and provocative poses with her free left hand, causing the eyes of the "wolves" in the audience to glow green and howl. extremely.

Among them, George, the narrow-minded boomerang captain, took a sip of his wine and exclaimed: "What a hot girl, why is she so reluctant to go with the clown!?" In response, Lawton, the deadly shooter standing next to him, just slanted Glancing at him, his inner evaluation of him dropped again.

If other men knew that the object of their yelling and lust was the crime queen of Gotham City ─ ─ Harley Quinn, I'm afraid they would even have the heart to gouge their eyes and tongues.Because the clown girl is serious, if she does it herself, the consequences will only be worse.

Halle held out her hand and invited Jamie to dance with her.

Although Jamie was a little moved, he still shook his head.Although he was still young, no one dared to mention it in front of him (the deadliest Deadpool had no chance to mention it), so he didn't know what pole dancing was, but he felt that pole dancing was too charming, and he was a man. Even at a younger age.

As a former psychologist and psychiatrist, Harley could naturally see Jamie's heartbeat, curled her lips proudly, raised her hand and snapped her fingers.

There is always preferential treatment for beauties, and the DJ in charge of playing discs then played a piece of cheerful dance music with a strong rhythm.

Harley picked up the baseball bat she didn't know where she had put it before, imitating the posture of holding an AK.47 and shooting around randomly.

"Haha!" Jamie laughed out loud.

Seeing that Jamie relaxed, Harry took his hand and swayed wildly to the rhythm of the music.

Not only the two of them, but everyone else in the bar at this time was dancing with the powerful music as if desperately.All of a sudden, the scene of crazy dancing appeared.

Jamie waved his hands and feet heartily, and the smile on his face couldn't stop being enlarged. The smile was very bright, and it was rare for a child of his age to be genuinely happy.

After going crazy for a while, Harry took him to rest on the side bar cabinet.

Jamie was panting, his face was flushed, but his eyes were brighter than ever.

Halle specially ordered a glass of milk for Jamie, children should always drink milk.

Don't question why there is milk in the bar, this is Gotham City, where super criminals gather, the city of crime and money, as long as you have money, you can enjoy services that only you can't think of, and no one they can't provide.

Jamie reached out to pick up the milk glass and took a sip, then licked the corner of his mouth contentedly.

Harry herself asked the bartender to make a martini for her, and looked at Jamie lovingly.

"Harry, Daddy doesn't love you." So, stop wasting time on Daddy.

It's okay for Jamie not to speak out, but once he speaks, it's earth-shattering, straight into the cruelest place.

Maybe this is the innocence and cruelty that belongs to children!

Halle was the first opposite sex he came into contact with besides Audrey and the servants.Jamie likes the big sister in front of him very much, so he wants her to give up on the clown directly, just as the clown is the person who knows Jamie best, and Jamie is also the person who knows the clown's mind best.The clown has no love for Harley at all, which Jamie feels very clearly, and Daddy treats Harley as a useful tool at best.

Do people have feelings for tools?Maybe some will.So will love be born?There shouldn't be anything other than a fetish, but obviously, the Joker wouldn't be a fetish.

"Little devil! Don't talk nonsense! How could Mr.J not love me!? He will definitely not love me!" Harley turned her head away and said stiffly.

Jamie looked at Harry with concern in his eyes.

"Yeah! He won't love me...how could he not love me?" With long golden wavy hair hanging down, the seductive woman murmured, "how could he not love me...how could he love me... ..."

Sometimes, it is not entirely correct for the authorities to be obsessed with bystanders.At least, Harley, who entered the game, actually knew that her beloved Mr. J did not love her, but just used her repeatedly and abandoned her again and again.But she is so hopelessly infatuated with clowns, and she gave up her originally superior position as a psychologist and psychiatrist, and "willing to degenerate" dressed herself as a clown girl.She did so many bad things just to seek the clown's approval and please him.

But what about this?

In this world, only she, only Harley Quinn, knows Mr.J's sad inner world best.

In order to make Mr.J happy, she tried every means to get rid of Batman, because she thought Batman was the biggest source of pain for Mr.J, as long as he died, Mr.J would be happy and see her existence.

Harry roughly took the martini that the bartender had just mixed, and poured it down in one gulp.

Unexpectedly, even children now know that Mr. J's heart is not with her.

Feeling the bursts of floral and spicy taste from the tip of her tongue and throat, just like the feeling her beloved Mr.J gave her, she smiled bitterly.

"Harry..." Jamie called hesitantly.Is he doing something wrong?Maybe, he shouldn't have said that.

"Little devil, don't move." Harry leaned his body on Jamie's body, wrapped his arms around Jamie's body, and commanded muffled.Or because she drank that martini too quickly, and the hot feeling spread from her stomach to her head quickly.

Jamie froze, not because of Harry's body against him, but because he felt the damp heat from the clothes on his shoulders.

He paused for a while, then stretched out his hand stiffly and patted Harry's back lightly.

Did he make the girl cry?

"Hey! Granny...Harry, at worst, I'll cover you in the future, but you still don't have to expect me to call you Mummy, I definitely won't." Jamie comforted clumsily.At this moment, he missed Deadpool, Peter and others very much, and they would definitely comfort people a lot.Of course, he was also moved to think of Bucky. In the past, Bucky had dealt with his temper and unhappiness. Now that he thinks about it, he realizes Bucky's greatness.

"Harry, it's time to act." At this moment, the radios of Jamie, Harry and others rang, but it was Rick's voice.

"Harley? Harley? Harley Quinn?" Rick asked three times in succession without getting a proper response.

"I see! You're so talkative!!" Harry vented in a bad tone.

But soon, Harley turned her face away and took Jamie's hand as if nothing had happened, and said coquettishly, "We're going to start working." As if nothing happened just now, and she was still thinking about putting on her makeup again .

Jamie was taken aback for a moment. He really didn't understand the girl's mind. One second he was crying so hard, and the next second he was thinking about putting on makeup.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!" Harley was bored, holding Jamie with one hand, and waving her baseball bat casually with the other. The boots slammed on the floor and made a thud, which echoed even more in the empty building. for loud.

"Harley Quinn, how's the situation?" Commander Rick's voice came through the headset.

"Not even a fly," Harry replied lazily.

Rick disapproved of Halle's insistence on bringing Jamie into the building.Dr. Hugo and those monster people are probably hiding in the building, what if something happens to this little boy! ?But in the end, Rick couldn't break Harley who insisted on going his own way, so he had to let Jamie follow in.

Rick had to be vigilant all the time, paying twice as much attention as before to monitor the surrounding movement through the sight, especially those around Jamie, so as to rescue the innocent little boy as soon as he found something wrong.

Apart from following the clown's order to keep an eye on Jamie, Harry was also afraid of what might happen if Jamie stayed outside with the criminals.She didn't know if she went back after finishing the task and found that the two vicious cannibals (killer crocodile and fish king) would be chewing on the arm of a boy, and she was also afraid that the timid, jealous Will the bully Boomerang captain George Harkness be bad for the boy?

Suddenly, Jamie stopped and grabbed Harry's clothes, preventing her from going any further.

"?" Harry turned her head, a big question mark was flying above her head.

"I can't go any further. The front is their secret base." Jamie said softly.

Dr. Hugo's level of protection for his high-profile secret base is not weak at all. Starting from the underground entrance of the building, every floor, every corner, and every elevator entrance are all equipped with monitors, and they are monitored every other distance. Set up a little "small trap".If Jamie hadn't followed Harley in and used his mental strength to cover the two of them, Dr. Hugo would have known that there was a visitor from the moment they entered the building, and he wanted to "greet" the visitor.

The place in front is no longer a place that Jamie can enter by covering it with mental power. Jamie "sees" that there are three tall and mighty monsters guarding the other side of the door at the corner. To be sniffed out.

Jamie took Harry's earphones and explained everything he knew in a few words.

Rick was startled, but soon calmed down, his brows furrowed.He should have known how normal the boy was going to be with the clown and his assistant.It's just that, as Jamie said, Dr. Hugo's secret base is above the 48th floor. They want to get rid of everyone, and the only way right now is to storm in.

storm?This is their old line.

Rick nodded, and Lawton immediately rushed into the building with other team members, armed with powerful firepower.

It's just that they immediately alarmed Dr. Hugo as soon as they entered the building. Dr. Hugo recognized them as the "superhero team" formed by the government's collection of super villains, but only a few people have received the news.He didn't dare to be careless. You must know that the suicide commando has recently dealt with several underworld giants severely.

Dr. Hugo didn't take into account the revolutionary friendship of all criminals, he pressed the start button of the attack he arranged everywhere in the building, and raised the weapon level to the highest level.

"Avoid!"

Lawton reacted the fastest, and quickly called the team members to dodge to the side.

"Boom bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!"

I saw three machine guns suddenly lowered at the corner and fired at them.

Even the hard outer skin of Killer Crocodile was pierced through the shoulder by this dense bullet attack, and this was the result of his dodging.

The other team members quickly jumped aside, each looking for cover.

Halle led Jamie into the elevator swaggeringly, and waved goodbye to them with a smile through the glass window.

Dr. Hugo was still worried, so he dispatched his powerful monster-man army to cooperate with the bullet attack to maim several members of the suicide commando in one fell swoop.

One-on-one, even the witch June Moore is not afraid of monster people.But the problem is not one-on-one now, it is now six or seven monstermen with countless bullets to surround a suicide commando member.

Like George, the boomerang captain, his boomerang attack can't even pierce the monster man's skin, let alone kill them one by one under the hail of bullets, so he had to learn from the dead shooter Lawton to find a good cover, and he couldn't stop Pull the trigger and shoot the monsters.

The witch June Moore also released her witch personality at this critical moment, manipulating energy to attack monster people and protect herself from bullets.

Killer Crocodile and Shark King rushed directly into the pile of monsters and fought hand-to-hand with their powerful bodies.

Among them, the most relaxing one is Chatto, the revenge demon who plays with fire. He releases countless flames from his hands. The monsters are cooked and the bullets melt when they touch it.

"Roar──" "Boom Boom Boom──" "Papa Papa──" "Boom──" "Crackling──"

Just when they were both "playing" happily, "Boom!" A mysterious black Batmobile smashed the glass window from a distance with a powerful horsepower, and rushed into the open space in front of the warring parties.

"Oh!" Halle, who was squatting a few floors away with Jamie, made a pity voice, but her expression was not lacking in schadenfreude.

Jamie stared intently at the black Batmobile.

Is this the one who made Daddy...whole?

The author has something to say: I am in good health, and now I am busy catching up with the backward word count.Let’s take this chapter as a double update~~

The next chapter is officially Clown Vs Master!!!!

Because I saw that netizens had direct comments about Cuscuta, I suddenly wanted to talk to you about my views on clowns and masters.

In DC, all of Batman's enemies are actually opposites of himself.They are either crazy, cruel, contradictory, or evil, and these enemies are part of the reflection of the dark side of Batman's heart. Batman contributed to the creation of these enemies, and his enemies created Batman's complex character. So Batman can never conquer his enemies forever, just as he can never conquer the dark side of his own character.

Among them, the clown and the master are undoubtedly the most perfect couple.

They also experienced the "worst day". Batman and the Joker are just two images inside and outside the mirror. After experiencing the "worst day", a person chooses to fight against evil as his lifelong career. Another chose evil as his life's work.

The Joker is what most people think of as a lunatic, but he thinks Batman is the real lunatic.

We can clearly understand Batman's logic and principles, but we can never guess what the Joker will do in the next second.Among the confrontation between the two, the most moving one is not the contest between good and evil, but the confrontation between order and chaos.

When Batman shuttles under the night sky, the whole world will stop and stare at him, but he is still the loneliest person in the world.Because he has pushed the world away from him, fighting against evil alone, and even Gordon and the birds cannot accompany him on this road.

The clown has his own set of values. This set of values ​​breaks the fig leaf of ordinary people and makes him refuse to approach anyone.

They are lonely, playing the loneliest game with each other every night, pretending that they are no longer lonely.

The relationship between them is like the lyrics of the famous Onlyyou, here is the Chinese version (laughs)

Only you can make my world go round

Only you can turn darkness into light

Only you can fill me with joyful passion

I only love you with all my heart

only you can change me

It's true, you're my home

when you hold my hand

I fully understand the magic you're doing

You make my dreams come true, my dreams are only you

Suddenly there is a question, if the clown has superpowers, what should his superpowers be?