[DC+Marvel] why so serious

It's not for nothing that the Joker asks Jamie to take the gun and give King Shark the last shot.As soon as he came, he made a big fuss about the suicide commando. On the one hand, he wanted to prove that his strength was stable, and on the other hand, he wanted to establish his own position.In fact, his "excellent reputation" has shocked many people, only the idiot Shark King dared to challenge his authority.

Unlike his good son Jamie, no one in this world knows him.The old playmate, Big Bat, is always surrounded by noisy birds who chatter endlessly, and he should also have a well-behaved and caring little son by his side.Killing this big shark is a good qualification. Don't think that criminals don't talk about qualifications.These days, criminals have to be qualified and famous to be convinced by others.Not to mention in a place full of criminals like suicide commandos.

"I recognize you." The clown squinted his eyes, looked at Lawton, and said meaningfully.

"We worked together once." The clown raised his head and stroked his chin. "Don't tell me, let me think about it."

"Deadhead (dead head)? Buckshot (large buckshot)? Haha!" The clown mocked viciously.

Deadhead Deadshot Lawton pursed his lips, not intending to argue with this crazy clown.

"Okay, clown!" After watching a good fight between villains, Rick finally remembered his identity and responsibilities, and walked out to finish the fight.

"Hmm! I think you must be that idiot captain Rick Flag." The clown didn't intend to save any face for him.

A big hash sign representing anger popped out of Rick's head, and he cursed inwardly that the clown was really underwhelmed and a prick.

But it is impossible for him to apply for the clown's head to be blown up with a "boom!" just because of this.That's right, as early as when he took over the suicide commando, Amanda authorized him to control the nano-bombs on the necks of the criminals, and also clearly informed the criminals.But in fact, Amanda just gave him a button, and within ten seconds of pressing the button, a message will be sent to Amanda, and Amanda will decide whether the criminal will be killed or not.

"Joker, who is this boy?" The Joker, unlike the low-intelligence, self-important, worthless KGB beast, can be easily given up, and Rick has to change the subject to Jamie.

Amanda didn't inform him that the team would add a child, and he had to be a real "nanny" from the inside out.

"Him? He's my assistant—the death bird. There's no reason why the big bat is surrounded by so many noisy birds, but I don't!" The clown pulled Jamie who was still looking at the Shark King, Introduced willfully.

Rick hesitated for a while, but Amanda had told him that as long as the clown did not go too far beyond the limit, let him do whatever he wanted.So, as soon as Rick gritted his teeth, he tacitly accepted that Jamie joined their suicide commando.

"Let's not talk nonsense, let's talk about our mission first." Rick turned off the lights with the remote control, and played a series of slides.

On the wall appeared a picture of a perverted scientist with a bald head and a full beard, wearing a white coat, round-rimmed glasses that looked like Harry Potter.

"Hugo Strand, a mad scientist obsessed with unlocking the genetic code. He bribed the nurses at Arkham Asylum to use incurable patients as his experimental materials. And his experiments led to "monster-like ’Result.” Rick paused, cleared his throat and declared, “This is not a metaphor, his white mice have all turned into giant, 50-foot-tall, mindless ‘monster people’.”

"And the most important thing is that he uses his monster people to rob banks and rich people to continue his experiments." This is the main reason why Amanda wants to dispatch the suicide commando.

「哇噢！」哈莉惊叹的看着放映着怪兽人相片的幻灯片。里面的一个个怪兽人虽然没有鲨鱼王庞大的体形，但体重高度看起来都和杀手鳄相差无几。要知道杀手鳄有686磅（311kg）重、7英尺5英寸（227cm）高，可见一群怪兽人齐聚时会给予人何等强大的压迫感。

"According to our information, Dr. Hugo's secret base is in a ... building in Gotham City?" Rick said hesitantly, it was also the first time he looked at the information in his hand.

"I know this place! The tallest building on Cicero Street!" Boomerang Captain George raised his hand and pointed to the building full of modern features on the wall slides that was extremely incompatible with Gotham City's overall Gothic style.

Deadshot Lawton questioned: "Rick, are you making a mistake? Where is Dr. Hugo's secret base?" This is too blatant and impossible!

Except for the clown who was laughing and screaming funny, the eyes of the others were full of suspicion.

Rick believed that Amanda would not tease him for no reason, and scrolled down, and the slides on the wall began to show pictures of monster people sneaking into the building with bags of cash under the night.

"Aha!" The clown raised his bright red lips as if thinking of something.

Seeing that everyone had no doubts, Rick began to release the terrain map and arrange it.

"Tonight, Harley will go in first to confirm the situation here, here, here and here. These locations are the places where Dr. Hugo is most likely to hide, and then come out to report. Then, Killer Crocodile and King Shark will open the way ahead, check To cover them...Laughton...Harkness...the witch..." Until the end, Rick didn't say a word about the Joker and Jamie, and no one else had the slightest objection.Just Laughton frowned and glanced at the clown.

"Jamie, you will follow Harley later. Daddy has something to deal with." The clown confessed without hesitation, not worried that his son would be bullied by other criminals if he followed Harley, who had no superpowers.

"Yes, Daddy." Jamie nodded obediently.

"Harry! Keep an eye on him." After leaving this sentence, the clown trembled with excitement and laughed strangely with unknown meaning. He left the hall without even looking at Rick, the titular "captain".

Although the clown keeps playing and hurting Harley, Harley still gives without complaint, and the more she loves, the deeper she can't extricate herself.The clown is the supreme god to her, and the clown understands this, so the clown is not worried at all that Harley will sell Jamie.

Rick pretended to turn his back to study the structure diagram of the building, turning a blind eye.

Everyone else breathed a sigh of relief, but after the boomerang captain George relaxed, he felt dissatisfied and yelled angrily, "It's disgusting! Why can the clown do nothing and walk around! And we have to obediently obey your orders!?"

"Broken darts! Are you questioning Mr.J? I will tell him!" Boomerangs and darts are obviously two different things.As a diehard clown, Harley was the first to stand up and speak forcefully.

"You don't want to do anything? It's up to you!" Rick can tolerate a clown, but it doesn't mean he can tolerate Captain Boomerang.

There was a dangerous gleam in Rick's eyes, a blatant threat.Want to do something?Yes, he will fulfill you.As long as the head is blown off, there is nothing to do, just lie down.

The others looked at the expression of the boomerang captain George in unison, and saw that his face was red, white, and blue. After changing the color for a long time, he said as if nothing had happened: "No, I want to stretch my body anyway."

"That's right." Rick said reluctantly.

"Hey! Brat, what's the relationship between you and Mr.J?" When getting into the car and headed to Cicero Street, Harley leaned in front of Jamie's face and said viciously.

"Old woman, are you the woman who insisted on being my stepmother? Give up! I won't call you Mummy." Jamie fought back without hesitation.

"What!?" Harry screamed, only this time not for the old woman Jamie was talking about, but for...

"Daddy!? When did Mr.J have a son your age!!?" She shouted in disbelief.

Jamie's blue eyes dimmed, but he quickly said, "When Daddy had me, you didn't know where I was!" After all, he was not Daddy's biological son.

"My God!" The other team members in the same car reacted differently, some screamed out, some crushed the fresh meat dinner in their hands, causing blood to splatter, and some accidentally set the fire on the seat The chair, fortunately, was quickly extinguished.As the team leader who cares most about the team members, Rick tilted his hands and took the car directly to the ditch.

"To be honest, I always thought this child was born to the clown and you!" June Moore, who was also a woman but also the most silent witch, looked at Harley to express her opinion.

Harry froze, followed the gaze of the witch June, and took a good look at Jamie.

The same blond hair, the same blue eyes, the same delicate face painted with heavy white oil paint but cannot hide it.

Should, maybe, maybe, or, this boy is really somewhat similar to her.

The same face as her, the same personality as Mr.J, isn't this the "love crystallization" between her and Mr.J! ?

Thinking of this, Harry smiled brightly, his eyes were crooked, and he smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.

Is this woman crazy?Jamie looked helplessly at Harley, who was angry and laughed at other times, and he missed his clown Daddy, his friends from another time and space, and the loyal, reliable and gentle Bucky in his heart.

"Here we are." After waves of obstacles, Rick finally managed to bring everyone to Cicero Street.

Everyone got out of the car one by one, but instead of entering the building where Dr. Hugo was suspected to be hiding as planned, they walked towards a large bar next to them.

It's still early, and it's easy to startle the snake.

At around three or four o'clock in the morning, the guards inside are mentally distressed, and it is safe for them to "sneak in" again.

"Jamie, come on!" The idea was a bit strange, but Harry, who was really happy, rushed into the bar with Jamie who was obviously not enough, ignoring the notice board next to it that said no entry.

Although he didn't know what Harry was thinking, the sensitive Jamie felt the kindness from her, so he followed her into the bar obediently.

The Shark King behind him took two anxious strides before slowing down and walking side by side with his good friend Killer Crocodile.

Veteran boomerang captain George, revenge demon Chato and others walked into the bar without any surprise.

"The clown has come out again." In the dark night, a deep sigh sounded, the words seemed to be referring to an old friend of his, full of helplessness that he could not do anything about.

"Boom!" A round of black Batmobile, which all criminals in Gotham City recognized and regarded as a demon, suddenly activated its jet turbine power and rushed to the streets and alleys.

"Oh! Hey! Hey! Aha!" The old friend's familiar and weird laughter seemed to be lingering in the ears of the owner in the car.

The author has something to say: I remembered that it was the third day and I quickly updated it.

I still have a low-grade fever and am in a daze, so please forgive me for any problems with the sentence structure in this chapter.

Unexpectedly, in the last chapter, there were dozens of relatives who had never left a message~ The ratio of messages was more than ten to one, which was a surprise to Momo.

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According to the vague statistics, there were 22 votes for Jamie Gong, 53 votes for Jamie, 8 votes for each other, and 12 votes for a one-off.

In fact, I want the master to say helplessly: "I really can't do anything about this annoying little fairy."

There is a small foreshadowing in this chapter, I wonder if any careful relatives have noticed it?