[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"Crack!" Rick walked to the middle of the hall and clapped his hands, signaling his teammates to stop what they were doing and listen to him.

However, the "teammates" continued with what they were doing one by one, playing with fire, dazed in a daze, wiping guns, swinging clubs, biting meat, muttering He muttered to himself, and those who drool in dreams continued to drool, and no one paid attention to him.

"Alas!" As the captain of the newly established commando, Rick didn't know how many times he sighed.In just a few days, the number of his sighs has far exceeded the number of sighs in his life in the past 30 years.And at a young age, he felt that he had already suffered from a headache, and his head began to throb again.

"I say! Listen! Hold!" Rick turned his back and took out a loudspeaker that had been prepared.

"White-faced boy, are you looking for a fight?" The revenge demon Chato Santana was shocked by the sudden loud voice, and the flame on his fingertips exploded with a snap and then disappeared, he said unhappily.

Rick is not afraid of him, and the revenge demon Chatto can be regarded as a soft persimmon to a certain extent in the team.Chatto is a gang member with the ability to control human fire.When he was collecting debts, he burned down the house where the local gang members gathered, but found some innocent women and children inside.Feeling guilty, Chatto turned himself in to the police and was sentenced to death.Then Amanda took a fancy to his ability and recruited him into the suicide commando, so Rick was not afraid that he would kill him at all.

"Huh!" The Shark King who was woken up wiped the saliva from his lips with the back of his hand. It's hard to say that one, two, three don't expect to be able to leave completely today.

Seeing that the Shark King declared war on Rick, except for the dead shooter, even the killer crocodile put down the bloody pieces of meat in their hands and waited to watch the show.

From the corner of the eye, he noticed that the dead shooter Floyd Lawton was holding his pistol, ready to save him when he was about to be eaten. Rick really didn't know whether he should be thankful that "there is still" a "teammate" facing him, It's still sad that no "teammates" think highly of him.

However, when Rick thought of the next news, negative emotions such as distress, embarrassment, and frustration surfaced on his face one after another.

"Hey... What I want to say is that we will have a new member joining us." Rick announced with confusion.

"Whether it's a handsome guy or a beautiful girl, he won't be another bad boy!" Harley Quinn, a clown girl with a peculiar aesthetic, said expectantly.

Looking at her expectant face, and remembering the identity of the new member, Rick's head hurt even more.

"The new member is..."

"It's me!" Before Rick revealed the identity of the new member, a hoarse voice answered first from outside the door.

"Dengdendenden!" The clown pushed open the door, raised his bright red lips, closed his eyes and waited for the cheers.

"Oh! Puddin (baby)! You're here too!" Harley suddenly stopped swinging her baseball bat arm and shouted in surprise, she was about to jump into the clown's arms and give him a hot one kiss.

"Oh my god! It's a clown!" Boomerang captain George Harkness spoke from the bottom of his heart on behalf of everyone present.

The revenge demon Chato sat up nervously, his buttocks moved in the direction of the dead shooter Lawton next to him.

The witch, June Moore, was no longer in a daze, and huddled herself into a ball uneasily, pressing her back against the wall, as if this would bring her a sense of security.

The dead shooter pulled out his exclusive Glock 9mm pistol that can shoot grenades and other special bullets without any trace, as if he was facing a big enemy.

The killer crocodile let out a threatening growl, and looked at the clown fearfully, trying to hide himself behind the equally huge King Shark.

At the moment when Harley hugged the clown, a little boy with white oil paint on his face suddenly appeared in the clown's arms.

"Go away." Jamie didn't know who the blond girl in clown makeup like Daddy and him was, but he knew that the blond girl must have come to snatch Daddy from him.

"Hey! Brat! You'd better go away obediently! Or I'll beat you up!" Harley was also very upset. This was obviously her intimate time with Puddin, so why would a stinky brat get in the way.

Jamie pursed his lips, his eyes were moist and red, "Daddy, this old woman scolded me!" He raised his head and complained to the "parents".

"Puddin! Who is this brat?" Harry was furious. How dare this brat call her an old woman!She tightly circled the clown's arm and asked angrily.

"Daddy!"

"Puddin!"

The two appeared at the same time, and then they stared at each other, and each hugged the clown's waist and arms, looking at the clown aggrieved.

"Oh!" The clown struggled.

According to his script, he should be provoking all the "old friends" and new friends he hasn't seen for a long time one by one, instead of dealing with the dispute between two children here.

"Okay! Alright!" The clown interrupted Jamie and Halle's conversation in a gruff voice.

"You!" He turned his head first, pushed away Harry's hand, and said with a warning hidden under his smiling face: "Harry! This is my son, take him well."

"And you!" Then, he lowered his head and said to Jamie, gently nodding Jamie's head, "You're not a girl, don't make trouble."

Obviously, compared to Harley, the clown's attitude towards Jamie is much more tolerant.

Jamie, who could hear the parting, smiled happily, obediently and automatically put down his hand holding the clown's waist.

The clown took a deep breath, "Little Jamie, do you smell that exciting smell in the air? No? There must be some little devil. Crocodile boy, is that you?" He said cheerfully. Dao, greeted two of his "old friends" at once.

"Roar!" The killer crocodile hid itself behind the Shark King, out of sight.

"Okay, are you afraid that what we have done is not enough to kill us? You actually let this madman out!" Chatto, the revenge demon, questioned Rick aggressively. When he mentioned the word madman, he was very special He gritted his teeth and lowered his throat especially.

"Hey, crocodile boy, don't hide, I see your little tail. And, dear Chatto, I heard what you said! It seems that you don't welcome me into this big family It's over!" The clown reminded the two of them jokingly.

The killer crocodile that Amanda thought had no brain still had a cerebellum, and in his little cerebellum he still clearly remembered the horror left by the clown.With degenerated intelligence, he has only simple IQ and judgment, and he knows that he must never mess with the clown.Killer Crocodile still deeply remembers the damage caused by the clown's various weapons.

"There, there! You think too much!" The vengeful demon Chato forced a smile, and praised the clown with a face of bitter melon, but he was miserable inside.

With so many people, the clown could only use his tongue anyway, so he decided to endure it.As the clown's dearest cellmate, compared to the clown's verbal harassment when he was bored, he can bear this little tease right now.

However, Killer Crocodile can bear it, Vengeful Demon can bear it, Captain Boomerang can bear it, even Deadshot can bear it, but Shark King can't bear it.

Shark King's father is the legendary shark god of the Hawaiian Islands. He has the blood of the old god himself and possesses great strength.If Superman's power was not too perverted, he would not have been caught, and now he has become a thug of the human government.

Both crocodiles and sharks belong to water creatures. The Shark King, whose IQ is also worrying, has regarded the killer crocodile as his good friend, but a "skinny" human dares to offend his friend, and the Shark King is angry.

"Hey! It's time to eat meat." The Shark King, who was forced to wear a steel mask during non-mission periods, propped up his huge body. See what he means by action.

The clown said maliciously: "Oh! Little shark, you seem very upset."

"Be my dessert! Lowly human!" Shark King said in a low voice.After finishing speaking, he went straight to the clown rampage.

As the captain of the team, Rick is supposed to prevent their "introduction" behavior, but after more than ten years in the army and getting along with these villains for a while, he clearly knows that the clown's behavior is showing his strength.Based on long-term considerations, he decided to stand on the sidelines and come out to stop it at a critical moment.

The clown raised the corners of his lips. Facing the menacing Shark King, he didn't back down at all.When the Shark King was about to hit him, he turned sideways, and a sharp knife popped out of the sleeve of his jacket that was close to his trouser legs, and he lifted it up and slashed towards the Shark King's neck.

Shark King possesses super strength and endurance, and his sharp teeth and claws can easily tear steel plates.It can breathe on land and in water, and its skin can withstand the pressure and attack of the deep sea.

Regarding the clown's sharp knife attack, he did not even dodge it. The sharp knife did not leave a trace on the Shark King's skin, and the surface of the sharp knife was even bent.Shark King took advantage of the opportunity to punch the clown in the face.The punch with all his strength caused the clown to turn over comically, turning his back on King Shark's footsteps and swaying in a dazed manner.

Jamie clenched his fists immediately, but he wanted to mobilize his mental strength to help, but he received a look from the clown.Jamie calmed down and tugged at the hem of Harley who was about to charge forward with her baseball bat raised.

The Shark King was so powerful that he didn't forgive anyone, and he didn't give the clown a chance to breathe at all. He pulled the clown's body back with brute force, and the fist that was as big as a casserole was about to hit him again.

"Hey ha!" The moment the clown was pulled over, a small pepper sprayer appeared in his hand for no apparent reason, aiming at the Shark King's eyes.

Shark King's skin is more resistant to external attacks, but it doesn't mean his eyes also have this function.

The eyes are the most vulnerable of all animals, whether it is a human or a shark.

"Roar!" Shark King stumbled back a few steps, covered his eyes and cried out in pain.

"Haha!" The clown laughed strangely, stopped his pursuit, and called out, "Jamie!"

Jamie, who was in sync with the clown, fully understood what the clown meant, "Yes, Daddy."

"Hi! Big guy!"

The Shark King, who was able to barely open his eyes with great difficulty, his eyes were red and swollen, and he glared aloud with a look that he thought was fierce but actually felt extremely wronged.

I saw a kid with blond hair and clown makeup holding a gun and smiling purely at him.Shark King blinked cutely, his little head hadn't thought of what happened.

Jamie raised the muzzle of the gun, and his fingers were about to be buckled into the trigger.

"Children, stop!" Deathshot Laughton finally couldn't see.

He also raised the muzzle of his gun, but aimed at Jamie.

The clown squinted.

The author has something to say: The low-grade fever continued today, and the whole person was muddled, and he didn't know what he was doing.

The next chapter confronts Batman.Now you have successfully collected [-] mines, a grenade, and two rockets as weapons to attack the master! ~~

Based on the hope that Jamie is the gong, a round of voting will be made~

1. Jamie Gong, Bucky Suffer

2. Bucky attacks, Jamie suffers

3. Mutual attack

4. Take it with one stroke