[DC+Marvel] why so serious

A middle-aged black woman in a well-fitting formal suit sat at one side of a long table.Accompanied by more than a dozen well-equipped US special forces soldiers.

She frowned and looked at the clown who had just been brought into the room by the guards. She knew everything that happened in the "ward" just now.However, she didn't speak, but looked more carefully at the criminal prince of Gotham City in front of her—the clown.She had only seen clowns in TV pictures and archived photos, and it was obvious that the real clown shocked her more than the pictures and photos.

People who see the clown for the first time, nine out of ten will be attracted by the mouth.Two long scars ran from the corners of his mouth to his cheeks. The scars were covered by red paint, but it looked like he had applied too much lipstick, forming a smile that he always smiled at, as if he was laughing at everything in the world. .That smile is so terrifying that even one glance can become your nightmare for life.

This is the clown.No matter how many times you've seen it on video, in file photos, you'll never imagine what it's like to have this demon standing in front of you in person.

Amanda Waller - senior government official, U.S. Congressional aide, staunch patriot.

Looking at the clown in front of her, she hesitated for the first time.

She is sure to make them obediently work for her with the murderous killer crocodile and Shark King. She has a way to make them work hard for the extreme boomerang captain and vengeful demon. She has her own way of acting like a clown and a witch. The bait that lures them to their desperation, she has grasped even the most calm dead shooter's weakness.

Getting people to do things against their will was her specialty.

Only clowns.

She can't see through.

But in Suicide Squad, the Joker is an integral point in her plans.

Moreover, according to the information reported by Rick (the captain of the Suicide Squad installed by the government) this week, it can be known that the group of criminals were not convinced that Rick was the captain, and they fought against each other, "mistakes" and "accidental injuries". The behavior of the other party abounds.

She can't count on killer crocodile and Shark King who only know how to eat people and have no brains to make plans, nor can she expect Harley Quinn and others to "sacrifice" themselves properly in consideration of the overall situation. Because she can master his weaknesses, and others can too.

Only clowns.Only the clown can count people's hearts and make "plans" to achieve the goal; only the clown can temporarily endure Batman's "violence" in order to complete his plan; only the clown will not have any weaknesses, except for the need to prevent his sudden play Outside of his heart, he will not be influenced by others.

It's perfect, isn't it?But will reality really do what she wants?Amanda didn't know.

"Clown..." Amanda was stopped by the clown before she could say anything.

"Shh! Don't talk!" The clown playfully raised his index finger to his mouth.

"Let me guess why a high-ranking black female official came to my sweet little manor." The clown pretended to think for a while, and then smiled evilly: "Could it be that you are here to invite me to join your little... huh! Reintegration of rehabilitated criminals into social services?" Rehabilitated criminals are Suicide Squad members, and social service is their mission to save the world.

Amanda's pupils shrank. The clown's words were clearly a demonstration. Even though he was in the "heavily guarded" Arkham Asylum, he was still well-informed and had a clear idea of ​​her plans.

"That's right, as long as you complete the task, you will get a chance to reduce your sentence." Now that the clown has revealed her plan, Amanda didn't plan to hide it anymore, and said straightforwardly.

The clown let out an inexplicable laugh, playing with the soft blond hair of his soft and obedient son sitting on his lap.

In Amanda's eyes, she just saw the clown's hand fiddled in the void.As a matter of fact, Jamie, who used his psychic characteristic - confusion, to hide that he had become a transparent person, lay obediently in front of the clown's thin chest, allowing the clown to mess up his hairstyle.

"So, what's your answer?" It's not Amanda's style to wait for a response.

"My answer? Hehe! Jamie, what do you think?" The clown asked the little son in his arms instead of answering.

Jamie! ?Amanda was startled, but soon remembered that the guard and the psychiatrist in charge of the clown had reported that the clown would talk to himself from time to time, suspecting that he had schizophrenia, but due to the clown's non-cooperation, he had to give up.

Should it be said that the clown and Jamie deserve to be father and son?In two different universes, different identities, and different personalities, they are all considered schizophrenic in the end.

The clown listened for a while and was amused.

He happily decided, "I'll join you." The good boy was right, the Joker was very happy to have the opportunity to spread chaos aboveboard and dangle in front of Batman with integrity!Whether or not to follow her orders is another matter.

Jamie sat on the clown's lap and smiled sweetly.

Finally had the opportunity to see the Batman that Daddy loved so much.

"What the hell are you talking about!!??" The electric snake kept swimming, and the electric man Max, who was emitting a dazzling blue light, lifted Peter's collar, pressed him against the wall, and roared angrily: "You just Stand there and watch Jamie have an accident!!" Jamie is Max's first friend, for Max, Jamie is not just his friend, Jamie is the first to remember him Name, the first one to be nice to him, the first one to buy him a birthday cake and celebrate his birthday with him.Even though he turned into the monster he is now, Jamie never disliked him at all.

Even if he now has the calm Flint, the nagging Deadpool, the innocent Peter and the quiet Bucky as friends, Jamie is still the most important one.Thinking that Jamie's whereabouts are unknown, life and death are unknown, the electric snake in Max's hand jumped up Peter's collar uncontrollably.

"Max, calm down!" Although Flint was very impatient, he knew that it was pointless to blame Peter now, and even if he wanted to start a fight, he had to find Jamie before talking.

"Hey! Shiny guy, what do you want to do? If you're smart, you'd better let go quickly, or the bug will definitely yell and moleste!" Deadpool appeared in the bar in a flash.He was still in Russia when Peter called him, and being able to come back so quickly was already desperately pushing his uncontrolled teleportation belt, moving from Russia to Africa, from Africa to the North Pole, and from the North Pole to China , From China to the UK, on ​​the way several times either fell into the sea, or accidentally disturbed other people's "good things".

Being able to return to the bar quickly and intact depends on his last teleportation to the Xavier School for Gifted Boys, the mortal enemy that he loves and hates--Wolverine Logan opened the blackbird jet because he was worried about Professor X By the way, the fighter took Deadpool back to New York together.It's worth mentioning that Deadpool didn't make a fuss about taking a Blackbird jet fighter for a ride this time, which made Logan watch him all the way in surprise.

Now, the watchman team is full.Along with the non-staff Professor Lizard Konas, Electro Max, Sandman Flint, Spider-Man Peter, chatty mercenary Deadpool and the actual captain, Winter Soldier Bucky, all gathered in the lobby of the bar .

"Wade." Peter yelled helplessly, then lowered his head full of shame, not daring to face the person present who was most anxious and worried about Jamie—Bucky.

In Peter's words, when he first knew about the relationship between Bucky and Jamie, he refused to accept it.First, because both of them are men, men!Second, Jamie is underage, so Bucky is cheating and committing a crime! !The third...the third...the third is gone.

Seeing Jamie and Bucky getting along, surrounded by warmth and warmth, as if no one else can insert the feeling is an undeniable harmony. How well they fit together, Peter can't say anything against it up.

"Enough." From the moment he knew the news, Bucky, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke.

As soon as he spoke, the others stopped arguing.

"Bucky, what should we do?" Flint asked convinced.

Bucky said categorically, "Go to Stark Industries." Max and the others met late, and they didn't know the specific relationship between Tony and Jamie. They only knew that Tony borrowed a "small money" to open the Overwatch Bar for them.But Bucky is different. Jamie, who originally planned to do a big show for Kim and robbed Tony, finally turned the "fight" with Tony into jade at the donut shop, and Bucky watched the whole process.

After hearing Peter's recounting of what happened at that time, and the words and actions of everyone present, Bucky immediately analyzed that Tony really only pressed the button because he wanted to help Jamie.

"Hmm... Do you want to cut the playboy for 18 yuan? Or just like tandoori fish, hollow out his internal organs, and then throw his body at the gate of S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Deadpool pondered for a while , an irresponsible and unreliable guess.

"Wade!" Peter signaled Deadpool to silence with a pale face.That playboy is not just a simple playboy, he is also the hottest superhero Iron Man in the United States recently, the former No. 1 American arms dealer, the current No. 1 clean energy in the United States, and a genius inventor. There's a long list to clear, and maybe even the U.S. government will want them.

Max, whose head was on fire, nodded angrily in agreement, and as soon as he moved his feet, he was about to walk towards the door.

"No!" Bucky stopped Max's furious footsteps, "Tell him to bring Jamie back."

Bucky's sharp-edged face seemed to be covered with a layer of ice slag, exuding a stern aura.The icy blue eyes were indescribably deep, and his eyes were focused on the sofa where he and Jamie sat on a daily basis, as if passing through many spaces, watching Jamie's every move.

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How about Lucifer~~

I just finished watching Deadpool~ It's a bit funny (especially when I persuaded the driver brother to deal with his rival)

I don't have to rest today-. -

Due to the fact that the movie has not yet been released, some suicide commando members will be deleted, such as the knife girl and others~~

Next chapter Suicide Squad members meet~~