[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"Jamie..." Peter was the first to react and murmured.He was used to seeing Deadpool lurking in front of him, and for a moment he only thought that Jamie might be swept into another time and space by the blue light spot.

Although the sense of uneasiness spread in his heart, Peter still had the hope that Deadpool would find Jamie, but he just glared at the culprit—Tony Stark, the blame man Stark angrily, and said goodbye to the Franklins without saying a word No, he rushed out of the door quickly.Staying away, Peter called Deadpool while shooting spider silk back to the bar base: "Wade! This time is in big trouble!!"

As soon as Peter left, everyone else came to their senses.

"Where did you send my Christine!!? Give it back to me!" Audrey looked at the empty space where Jamie disappeared, and said to Tony emotionally.

Franklin pressed Audrey's shoulder, signaling her to calm down, and said to Tony seriously, "Mr. Stark, where did you send my son?"

"Stark, according to our original composition, there will be no remote controller! What did you do?" Hank the Beast knew exactly how much Professor X valued that boy, and he also knew how much that boy valued President Franklin. How much of a positive effect attitude will have on dealing with mutants.

Professor X was rarely gentle, and looked at Tony with a frown.

With his black face darkened, Fury walked to Tony's side in three steps and two steps, warning in a low voice: "Tony, Jamie is not only your friend, but also the president's son, a child instigated by a crazy criminal. ! You can’t cover him up like this!”

Steve frowned, and looked at his old friend's son in disapproval.

The grievance in Tony's heart!

Is it all his fault?

But what can he say at this time?

It's nothing to do with him, it's just an accident?Or should you go and get Jamie back if you have the ability, and don't lose your temper with him here?

Regardless of whether the appearance of those blue light spots has anything to do with his modification of the device, one fact that cannot be denied is that he pressed the button that caused those blue light spots to appear.

On the surface, Tony didn't say anything, but after looking around the faces of everyone blankly, he removed the Mark [-] armor on his body, carried his Mark [-] suitcase, and walked out of the President's Office steadily and steadily. .

At the moment when he successfully stepped out of the Oval Office until he left the White House, Tony still held the button tightly with his hand in his pocket, and his veins bulged, as if he was about to crush the button. Obviously, his heart was not as good as it appeared on the surface. calm.

"Happy, go home immediately!" Tony said bluntly, with a tense face, as he got into the special car where the driver and bodyguard Happy was waiting for him.

Tony left just like that. Mr. Fantastic Mr. Richards, a little partner who researched and helped to conceal it, explained for him a point or two without revealing that he knew what Stark did. He is not Stark. A big American like Tucker can throw face at the president.

"This kind of thing will not happen with the device that we have negotiated. Obviously, the strong radio wave rate emitted by the device has a chemical reaction with the spiritual power of Christine, which leads to the opening of a space tunnel and the Christine sucked it in." Richards analyzed rationally.

"Mr. Richards." Franklin held Richards' hand tightly and said earnestly, "Please find a way to bring my son back no matter what." Richards's responsible performance is completely different from Tony. In stark contrast, Fury, who was more inclined to his old friend's son in his heart, couldn't say anything.

Franklin did not deny that he was a little worried about the safety of his presidency because of what his son had done in the cathedral, but the living are always more important than the dead.

"Yeah──"

"Ha, ha, ha." The clown stretched his arms and legs, spread out on the bed, panting heavily, his chest heaving unceasingly.

A few days ago, the clown suddenly figured out a theory, so the practical man escaped from the Arkham Asylum and "kindly" visited the upright Sergeant Gordon.However, Sheriff Gordon is away from home on overtime, but that's not a big deal, the Joker can always have fun on his own.

And this fun is Sheriff Gordon's daughter ─ ─ Barbara Gordon.The clown shot her and shattered her kneecap and took pictures of her abuse.Afterwards, he tied Gordon up again, stripped him naked, put on a necklace, put him in an iron cage for watching strange people in the circus, and gave him a stage name: The Average Man (The Average Man), in front of him Play pictures of Barbara naked after being shot in an attempt to drive him crazy.

After playing for a while, "Crack!" Some big mixed-race bats (big playmate by clown language) broke in through the window.

The Joker automatically and consciously put on the handcuffs, and returned to the Arkham Asylum before Batman caught him.

Jamie, who closed his eyes and thought about what kind of clown he was in the other side of the space, suddenly felt a warm and soft hand caressing his sweaty forehead.

The clown suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed the hand, turned around, and pressed the opponent to the ground.

Thinking that it was an enemy who came out of nowhere to seek revenge, when the clown acted, he thought about how he would "play" with his new friends later.

"Daddy."

Until a well-behaved and familiar voice sounded.

The clown widened his eyes in astonishment.

He also bit his wrist lightly, and said seriously, "Well! It doesn't hurt! This is a dream."

Jamie smiled purely, and under the eyes of the clown, he caught the place where the clown had just bitten, closed his upper and lower jaws, and took a very strong bite.

"Oh!" The clown yelled in pain, but he put his wrist firmly in Jamie's mouth and didn't even move it. He was afraid that his son's young and fragile teeth would be pulled out by himself.

Jamie knew how hard he was, and he didn't move his mouth. He just kept biting the clown's wrist and looked left and right.

In fact, there is nothing to look at.Arkham Asylum is said to be a lunatic asylum, in fact, the lower floor is a psychiatric ward structure for real mental patients to live in, while the top three floors are all uniform and prison-like structures, and the "patients" inside even lack privacy compared to real prisoners , because each "ward" inside has a surveillance camera installed to monitor their every movement.

The clown glanced at the surveillance camera meaningfully.

In Arkham Asylum and even the entire Gotham City, the clown is at the top of the food chain. The guard in charge of monitoring the clown's indoor situation saw that the clown was just panting and "talking to himself" for no reason. Seeing the clown's warning glance, he didn't dare to report to his superiors after all.

Joker joyfully embraced Jamie with his other hand.

"Daddy's little Jamie! He's so big, it seems like he was a little child yesterday." The clown couldn't help but sighed a little.

But being sad is not the clown's style of painting, it is his mission to make people sad.

"Since little Jamie is here, Daddy has to take little Jamie for a stroll in Daddy's sweet little manor." The clown said with great interest that the corners of his mouth, which seemed to be heavily smeared with lipstick, were raised.

"Welcome to Arkham Asylum. I am your dean, Quincy Sharp. In the following time, our entire hospital staff will work hard to help you recover, so that you can successfully return to society and create your own My own future..." A promotional video recorded by Arkham Asylum director Quincy Sharp was shown on the central screen outside.

"This is my favorite show──I'm the idiot dean, you can't escape or something." The clown chattered and expressed his opinion.

After the novelty and excitement at the beginning faded, Jamie slowly lay in the arms of the clown.

"Daddy, I miss Max, Flint, Peter and Wade," Jamie said dully.Usually at this time, he can always hear the wonderful verbal fight between Peter and Deadpool, plus Max and Flint who were affected by Chiyu, the four-person melee began.

"ImissBuckytoo." In the end, thinking of the man who leaned against his chest all day long, the silent but reliable man, the man who would always see him standing behind him when he turned around, Jamie became even more depressed.

The clown knew Jamie's thoughts very well, and thought for a while, "Is it boring? Don't worry, Daddy will 'Hot' the atmosphere here soon." Turning a deaf ear to it, but in his heart he turned up Bucky's "dangerousness" a bit more, secretly hating his little friend who killed his good son just now, and because he was having fun with Batman again, he didn't have time to kill Bucky .

Knowing it well doesn’t mean understanding, let alone accepting Jamie’s petty thoughts, which he doesn’t even know himself. .The good son was only temporarily deceived by the man with the paralyzed face. Now that the good son is by his side, he can completely turn the good boy's thoughts around!

Suddenly, "噗!" The only door of the "ward" with three sides sealed and only one side ventilated was unlocked.

"Hands up!" Guards with long guns pointed their black muzzles at the clown.

"Wow! What a big scene!" The clown said calmly and exclaimed without paying attention to the dozens of guns.

"Always aim the gun at the clown, don't put it down!" The leading guard swallowed his saliva, signaling that everyone must not relax their guard.

Another guard with eyes full of hatred stepped forward, violently lifted the clown, supported him with one hand, pressed the clown's back against the wall with one hand, pulled the clown's arms behind his back, and savagely handcuffed the clown from bottom to top. On the clown's wrist, then clasp it, and close the safety.

The clown turned a blind eye to the fact that the skin on his wrist was red and swollen due to the other party's rude behavior, "Hey! Little Powell, I can see that you are not looking well today, and you are in danger of losing your life!" As he spoke, There was another burst of inexplicable laughter.

After cuffing the clown's hands, Powell pressed the clown's face against the wall with his free hand, leaned close to the clown's ear, and growled, "My whole family was burned to death by you. What are you afraid of dying!?" Thinking of his family members who disappeared in the fire, he couldn't help but put the muzzle of the gun into the clown's mouth.

The clown's face was contorted, with a gun in his mouth that was in danger of going off at any time, but his expression became even crazier, and he couldn't help laughing strangely.

When the lead guard saw that the situation was wrong and wanted to stop it, "Bah!" A loud gunshot echoed in the "ward" endlessly.

The guards and others were stunned, but no one else shot to subdue the clown.

Because in their eyes, Powell moved away the gun that he stuffed into the clown's mouth in a rage, and instead put the muzzle of the gun on his temple with a half-cry and half-smile. Pull the trigger, "Boom!"

"Wahhahahaha, ahahahaha!" The clown maintained the posture of being pressed against the wall, sat down on the ground, clasped his hands behind his back, and laughed uncontrollably.

The guards turned green and white one after another, and some of them who couldn't bear it had already put down their guns and vomited all over the floor.

Have you ever seen a watermelon explode?The bright red juice inside mixed with the red pieces of watermelon flesh and splashed all over.

This is the most understandable and metaphorical scene after Powell's head was blown off.

Jamie stood next to the headless corpse flying with blood and flesh. His blond hair and delicate face were inevitably stained with blood. Against the background of the still pure blue eyes, he forcibly brought out a trace of blood and fire. The scent made little Jamie look like a holy angel after a battle, adding a sense of beauty.

The author has something to say: Iron Man has many personality traits, such as rationality, doubt, anxiety, and arrogance.

Whether in comics or movies, whenever Tony is high-spirited and full of confidence, he will be slapped in the face; when he learns from the pain and decides to reflect, he will still be slapped in the face; only he admits that he was wrong and cries to abandon his self-esteem. Only then will he be successful; when he's dead set, that's when the Avengers are down, including Civil War, Hulk World War, Avengers vs X-Men (that's Phoenix).When many big events are over, they can all be boiled down to one sentence: blame Stark.

All the following content about DC and Suicide Squad is not entirely based on comics and movies, but silently deduced from the content of the trailer of the unborn "Suicide Commando" ~~ Of course, as the most hated Suicide Squad The target—Master, it will definitely appear!Hey hey hey (smile!)