[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"It's Batman." Chatto, the vengeful demon who had always acted lightly, saw the appearance of the Batmobile, and couldn't help taking a step back as if he was facing an enemy.

Suicide Squad members gather together.

They retreated, but those low-intelligence monster people don't know how to write "stop".They let out a low growl, and more than 40 burly monsters were about to rush forward to complete the second round.

"Stop." At this time, Dr. Hugo's voice came from the central radio.He's not calm anymore, it doesn't matter if villains like the Suicide Commando come to make trouble, but even Batman comes to make trouble, which is not good.

"Laughton, I thought Deadshot never worked with people." Deadshot Lawton is the best killer, but also the most famous lone ranger

"The world is difficult." Lawton shrugged helplessly.If he hadn't needed a chance to reduce his sentence for..., he really wouldn't have allowed Amanda to get involved in this mess.

"Batman, a branch of blood, I promise I won't let this group of monster people out in the future, okay?" Dr. Hugo set his target on the owner of the Batmobile again after Laughton failed to persuade him.

Rick, who is a government official with a strong sense of justice and is not familiar with Batman, was afraid that Batman would really agree, and quickly said jokingly: "This is not acceptable. Besides your monster people will become extinct today, you also have to go to the federal court." Take a trip."

"Hehe! Then there is nothing to talk about." Dr. Hugo sneered nonchalantly. Anyway, those few words he said were just to delay the time, and the follower was already prepared.

"Let's do it!" After an order, the monsters who obeyed Dr. Hugo rushed forward.

"Here we go again." Lawton said angrily, and took the lead impatiently holding the gun in the most professional posture.Long before his discharge, Lawton earned his Specialist Army marksmanship badge covering all AR670-1 weapon types.

In this suicide commando, although Rick is the captain sent by the government to control, in fact, in terms of actions and strategies, the criminals mostly listen to Lawton.After all, Lawton is with them all the way. Although Boomerang captain George is not too satisfied with this decision, but in terms of leadership ability, Lawton alone can convince them all. They can't imagine the crazy Harley or the brainless The King Shark can lead a good team.

Following Lawton's instructions, each member of the Suicide Commando also raised their guns, "Papa Papa──" the trigger was pulled, and hundreds of bullets were fired in a short time.However, the ammunition is limited, and with the round of shooting just before entering the building, half of the ammunition has been used up quickly.

Fortunately, such a large consumption is still fruitful.Some monstermen couldn't dodge, were hit in the vital parts many times, and fell to the ground, while some were only hit in other parts, and they showed their sharp minions and rushed towards Lawton and others without any care.

At this time, the Batmobile, which had been silent for a long time, moved.

Its jet engine started, the propane liquid burned, and two long flames spewed out, crashing straight into the pile of monsters under the hail of bullets.

Apparently, the Batmobile, which can reach speeds of up to 180 mph and has a tank-like shell, can handle the g-forces and impacts so hard it knocks over a dozen monstermen in a row.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the boomerang captain George whistled.

But it was just knocking over a dozen monstermen, and the Batmobile was soon surrounded by the other 30 or so monstermen, who pressed the body of the Batmobile with their big furry hands, so that it could not rush any more. stand up.

Never mind, who owns the Batmobile?That's Batman.

The devices on both sides of the Batmobile were opened, and rows of ready-made small shock bombs flew out.

"Roar──" The dozen or so monstermen who were closest to the Batmobile were hit one after another. They were knocked into the air over a distance of more than [-] meters, smashed through countless glass windows and other public facilities, and fell to the ground, losing their mobility.

In the simple wisdom of the monster people, there is no word of fear at all. They felt provoked, but irritated. I want to beat up the little black cockroach in front of me.

It doesn't matter if you run out of small deterrent shells, a 60mm cannon rises above the Batmobile's head, which is equipped with dynamic energy armor-piercing shells, which can effectively penetrate 820mm steel armor.

No matter how strong the anti-strike ability and how invulnerable the skin of the monster man researched by Dr. Ren Hugo is, it will be cut now.

"Papapapapapa──" The 60mm cannon ruthlessly aimed at the monstermen for the last round of blows.

The flesh-and-blood monsters couldn't resist, and fell to the ground one by one, with flesh and blood flying everywhere.

After firing a round, there was no longer any monster man standing on the field of "Hiss", and the barrel of the 60mm cannon rose with a wisp of cooking smoke.

The Suicide Squad criminals swallowed their saliva if they had fought the Batmobile. They remembered that when Batman captured them, the car seemed to have or didn't have the cannon.The criminals who have never fought against the Batmobile are also thankful that when they were captured, Batman did not use the extremely lethal vehicle in front of him to reload his weapons.

"Hey!" The door on the side of the Batmobile opened, and a black boot stepped out.

Except for Rick and Lawton, the throats of the vengeful demon Chatto, the boomerang captain George, the witch June Moore, the killer crocodile and the Shark King couldn't help but tighten their throats.

At this moment, "咻──" a gray thing with a long tail came menacingly, and flew towards the Batmobile with the momentum of dying together.

Batman, who had already stepped out with one foot, saw that the situation was not good, stepped on his foot, jumped out of the Batmobile quickly, and fell to the ground and rolled behind a pillar beside him.

"Boom!" Jamie voiced with a smile.

Jamie and Harley were squatting in the elevator watching the suicidal commando vs. ferocious monstermen staged by famous criminals. Later, they saw that the Batmobile KO the monsters lightly. Harley was very angry and couldn't stop scolding the monstermen. It's useless, I can't wait to end up in person and join the monsters in smashing the Batmobile.

After the gray object collided with the Batmobile and caused a big explosion, Harry finally became happy.

And as early as seeing the gray object appear, Jamie had already pressed the button on the bottom floor of the elevator with sharp eyesight and quick hands. The elevator car shook slightly and began to descend to the ground.

And he does it because...

"Daddy!" Jamie's small body rushed towards the clown like a cannonball.

"Mr.J!" Harley followed behind him wanting to hug the clown.

The clown carrying a bazooka on his shoulder happily took off the bazooka that was still emitting hot smoke from the tail, and handed it to his subordinates who continued to replace it with new rockets.On the other hand, he opened his arms and lifted Jamie skillfully, and turned around to avoid Harry's warm embrace.

"Is Daddy's little son enjoying himself these few hours?" The clown who just shot Batman was in a very happy mood, and the corners of his mouth were smiling when he spoke.

"Hmm..." Jamie rolled his eyes roundly, and exchanged glances with Harry behind the clown.

Harley originally kept her mouth shut because of the clown's indifference, but when she heard the clown's question, she quickly winked and motioned for Jamie to mention it.

Jamie understood. "Harry took good care of me."

"Really?" The clown looked suspiciously at Jamie and Halle.

"Really, Mr.J." Harley nodded vigorously, but her eyes just flicked around, and she couldn't even meet the clown's eyes.

Seeing Harley's flustered expression and his own son's super cute appearance, the clown's suspicion grew.

He narrowed his eyes and was about to say something when there was a burst of wind.

The clown reacted very quickly and pulled the "clown" subordinates aside to block him. "Clang──" the sharp bat dart cut through the clothes of his subordinates and collided with a... mirror inside.

Harley swore she had never been so thankful to Batman for a day.

The clown put down Jamie, took the mirror on his chest, tapped his ear lightly, and the mirror made a crisp sound.He glanced at the mirror, then knocked heavily again.Now, after being brutally tortured by bat darts and then being treated roughly by the clown, the mirror was broken in several pieces after all.

Only then did the clown nod in satisfaction, and threw the fragments to the ground without mercy.

"Joker, why are you running out again!?" Batman's deep voice came out.

The clown looked over, and saw his old friend and playmate standing behind the shadow of the pillar, staring at him deeply, waiting for the answer he gave.

"Haha! It's just that I'm a little bored, just come out to get some air." The clown grinned and said indifferently.

It sounds quite sincere, but the truth and the lies will be seen by others, and Batman doesn't believe it anyway.

"Oh! Batman, the Joker just joined our suicide commando today." Facing the living urban legend in front of him, Rick couldn't help but wink at Lawton.

Lawton, who secretly sighed, also spoke out to prove it: "Yes, the clown just joined today."

The clown didn't get angry, just looked at Batman with a smile, and greeted him openly.

Batman, whose hands were still on his waist, heard that Laughton had also come out as a guarantee, so he put down his hands and said coldly: "Then you have to use the strongest handcuffs to cuff his hands, don't let him come out and hurt him casually." Human." This sentence is exactly the same as: You must put the strongest dog leash around his neck, and don't let him come out to hurt "people".

Rick couldn't help but choke.

Batman is rarely this mean, but he can't be blamed for that.Not long ago, the clown broke the kneecap of his best helper, Sheriff Gordon's daughter, Barbara Gordon, and tied Gordon up for a brutal humiliation.The results of it?When he arrived, the clown obediently put on handcuffs and took him back to Arkham Asylum, and all he could do was beat the clown hard.

Besides, the clown deliberately asked his subordinates to blow up a post office just now in order to lure him here. Fortunately, at this time, all the staff in the post office had already left work.Thinking of his old friends Gordon and Barbara now, Batman glared at the Joker again, his palms clenched into fists.

"Hey! Little Bat, don't stare at me so seriously!" The Joker deliberately glanced at Batman's clenched fist, and then hugged Jamie beside him.

"My dear son, say hello to your Uncle Bat!" The words were amazing.

"Hello, Uncle Bat." Jamie called obediently.

"Uncle Bat" was stunned.

The author has something to say: A rocket launcher has already been used to deal with the master's weapon!Due to the terrain, mines are not needed, so every five mines becomes a grenade. Now there are six mines, which is equivalent to one grenade.

So the remaining weapons to deal with the master are two grenades and a bazooka!

Although the Joker and Batman are a match made in heaven, but the way they behave and their attitude towards darkness, it is destined that they may be able to know each other, but it is absolutely impossible to be together