[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Joanna came up with the "Internet Action Plan" because, despite her good words, she was the first person who didn't believe that Captain America would go online.She didn't believe that Captain America would be interested in online communications, let alone submit them to netizens.This action plan, which seems to have no problem with logic, is actually impossible to put into practice.

Joanna waited for two days, but didn't wait for any notification like "You are excellent and hardworking, but you are not suitable for the development prospects of our bureau", Joanna knew that she was safe.

Pretty steady.

As long as Nick Fury recognizes her wave of netizens action plan, then her job in S.H.I.E.L.D. will be secure.

For one thing, even though she did not receive a salary in the Special Operations Department, in the eyes of senior management, she, Joanna Rickman, did work two jobs and received one.In terms of emotion and reason, she should be the first consideration for promotion and salary increase.

Second, regardless of whether the netizen plan can be implemented in the end, at least it is a plan that has been approved and approved by the leaders.Even if it is discovered in the future that Captain America is indeed an old antique who does not use the Internet, it can only show that there is a problem with the leadership decision-making.The responsibility she has to bear as a small employee who makes immature opinions is really not worth mentioning.

Thinking about it this way, Joanna even felt that it was acceptable to report to Amber's office after administrative work was over.

In Joanna's view, suffering is temporary, and the prospect of promotion and salary increase is bright.Besides, this kind of life is not considered suffering, except that her rest time was squeezed, she did not put in more effort.

However, Joanna's ease and joy did not last for more than half a month.

About 11 days after Nick Fury talked to Joanna, Amber suddenly sent a text message to Joanna during her lunch break.

The newsletter was sent through SHIELD's internal instant messaging system (CNS).The content is also worthy of the label "newsletter", because it is so simple that Joanna is a little confused.

— Congratulations, my poor colleague.

Congratulations?

Pitiful?

Joanna had an intuition that this was not a good thing.But due to the eyes of other staff in the administration department, Joanna did not show her anxiety and confusion.She calmly listened to the women in the office gossip about a lot of unreasonable sexual disputes, and then finished her afternoon work as usual.

It wasn't until after work that Joanna avoided the sight of others and rushed to Amber's underground office in a hurry.

Amber was holding a box of sushi and was eating happily. When she saw Joanna coming in, she raised her hand: "You really came early today. Haven't you eaten yet? I specially ordered an extra takeaway. And let The other party sent a lot of wasabi."

Joanna stared at the unopened box of sushi, the green wasabi next to the rice ball made her feel bad: "I didn't..."

"Trust me." Amber freed his hand and ordered the lump of mustard that brought you, "You're going to need this."

"why?"

"When you hear the news later, take a bite of it. I'll pretend you were choking tears instead of actually crying."

Amber is not such a humorous guy, at least not in Joanna's impression.

Joanna sat down a little nervously, as if waiting to be sentenced to death.

Amber picked up a piece of sushi with chopsticks: "Seven hours ago, Steve Rogers applied for a Facebook account."

"Face what?!" Joanna was so surprised that even her tone changed.

Amber glanced at Joanna with a bit of disgust: "Facebook, what? You have become an elderly person in the last world?"

Joanna opened her mouth wide in shock, and couldn't recover for a long time.

Amber didn't comfort her either, just casually tapped the touch screen on the desktop.Then Joanna's phone beeped a text message.

"I've already set up a Facebook account for you. If you want to be an online friend with Steve Rogers, you can't use your current account. At least you can't let him know that you are a member of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Joanna frowned unconvinced: "I'm just an ordinary administrative clerk."

"Are you sure?" Amber raised his eyebrows, "Besides, Coulson said, you can't have anything to do with S.H.I.E.L.D. No job.'Joanna Rickman can't have any contact with S.H.I.E.L.D. If necessary, she can consider dismissal procedures.'”

Joanna stared at Amber in shock.

"Coulson's exact words, don't look at me."

Joanna let out a long sigh, and finally took out her phone, ready to face reality.

She first logged in to the account that Amber had prepared for her.The application time of the account was almost the same as that of her original account.Amber even copied photos and life records from her original account's personal homepage, and perfectly avoided all points that might be reminiscent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Joanna put down her phone: "So I have to use this number to tease Captain America now?"

Amber pursed her lips subtly, but did not answer.

Joanna wailed, and her whole body lay on the table.

Amber put the earphones on and said, "I'm going to play games, today's monitoring records have been sent to your computer", and then didn't look at Joanna again.

Joanna lay on the ground for about five or six minutes before standing up and sitting back in front of her computer.

Joanna spent half an hour quickly scanning Steve's life status throughout the day.She witnessed the Steve Rogers seven hours ago sitting out of place in the Internet cafe, manipulating the mouse with a serious face.

[God, Captain.Don't click on the page, don't browse the network information.I know this sounds efficient and attractive, and I know how much you want to learn about this world that survived because of your protection.

But the network?Come on, you don't know how scary it is yet.It is a drug, a trap.

No one can get past it unless you never touched it in the first place.

No, no, don't click on the official Facebook website.Oh My God!There isn't much good stuff out there, if you must know about the online world, check out news sites and browse government pages. facebook is not for you at all.

No!Do not apply for an account!

I beg you! 】

Joanna watched in pain as Steve applied for a Facebook account a few hours ago.Even though she knew that was what had happened in the past, no matter how hard she wished, nothing would change.But when that scene played out in front of her eyes, Joanna still couldn't hold back the cry in her heart.

It wasn't until this moment that she truly felt that she, who was unconscious seven hours ago, had already entered a huge tragedy.

There is no choice.Joanna can only start looking for ways to be friends with Captain America.

Unfortunately, half a month after Steve applied for a Facebook account, Joanna failed to catch up with him on the Internet.Not only did she fail to catch up with him, Joanna found out in despair that Steve hadn't added a friend or uploaded a photo in the past half a month.It seems that he applied for a Facebook account just out of curiosity, curious about what the interface of this app looks like and what it can do.

Joanna covered her forehead in front of the computer.

Such a thing is not impossible.With Steve Rogers' studious level and serious personality, he can definitely do this kind of thing.But this is terrible news for Joanna.

Joanna lay on the table like a dying fish.

While eating potato chips, Amber looked at Joanna with pity: "Culson said, if you can't hook up with Captain America again, he will fire you."

Joanna sat up straight in pain: "It's useless even if he wants to kill me. That guy... applied for an account out of curiosity, not for real use."

Amber grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth: "Why don't you think differently?"

Joanna looked at Amber without any hope: "What way of thinking?"

"Not all netizens died at the sight of light. No, I mean, not all netizens met in the online data first."

Joanna understood the implication of Amber's words, and she frowned: "People who meet each other can't be called netizens."

"Are you going to argue with me about the meaning of words now?"

Joanna shook her head: "No, you continue."

"I think you can create a chance encounter first, and then become an online friend with him."

Joanna laughed dryly: "Do you think I'm an agent? I probably won't last a minute in front of Captain America."

"Under normal circumstances, no, what about special circumstances?"

Joanna looked at Amber warily: "What do you mean?"

"I have a half-baked plan."

[Hey, you know what?Amber, she was right, the advice was premature.I mean, are you the kind of guy who drinks in a club? 】

Joanna sat in the nightclub with a glass of wine.

With a Bluetooth headset in his ear, Amber was sitting in the office on the other end of the phone.

"You should have another drink," Amber suggested heartily.

"He wouldn't come to a place like this."

"You just have to listen to me, trust me. It's a perfect plan. Now, have a drink."

Joanna reluctantly took a drink, propped her chin, and passed the time in a bar where she didn't think Steve Rogers would show up at all.

[I really want to know what kind of entertainment is your era.It would be great if you could draw a little bit of bars and dance halls in your memory.

Do not misunderstand.I'm not one to obsess over this, I'm just...curious.

However...it's a pity...]

Joanna clicked on Steve Rogers' empty personal homepage.

[Your page has nothing.

I guess you don't want to share your inner world with others.

Damn, if you just don't know how to add friends or post photos.

In this way, the problems between us have become much simpler. 】

"Okay, Joanna, you can go home. Go out, go east, walk in the direction of Hanks Street, go through two intersections and take a taxi."

"As ordered, sir."

[Look, if it was all just a matter of technology, I wouldn't have to walk through two intersections alone at night while drunk and following the instructions of my unreliable colleague. 】

Joanna put away her phone and walked out in a frivolous footstep.

She stumbled all the way and walked in the direction indicated by Amber, her steps were fast and slow, and her steps were floating.

If it weren't for Amber's friendly and gentle tone on the other end of the phone, Joanna would almost curse at this moment.

Her damn high heels made the short walk extremely difficult.

As they approached the second intersection, Amber said something hurriedly that Joanna didn't catch.But soon, the phone was hung up.

Joanna stopped in her tracks and started rummaging through her bag for her phone.

She didn't even notice that she was standing in the driveway.

"Hey, lady! Don't stand there! It's dangerous up there."

Joanna heard someone shouting.She looked up in a daze and looked ahead, but she didn't see anyone, so she lowered her head and continued to search for the phone.

Steve, who had just turned the corner, saw a woman in high heels standing in the driveway rummaging through her purse from a distance.He yelled at the other party, but failed to attract the other party's attention.Instead, through the other party's unnatural look, he realized that the other party might be quite drunk at the moment.

Steve started walking quickly towards the woman who was out alone.

He didn't know what people in this era would do when they encountered such a thing, but he thought it was his duty to pull the lady to a safe place.

Steve had just taken two steps when he saw a car turn around from the other side of the street and drive straight towards the lady.

"Watch out!" Steve yelled.Take a step forward and run towards the opponent.

Joanna only felt that her arm was pulled by a terrible force, and then the whole person seemed to fly up, and fell fiercely towards the sidewalk.

She thought she would fall miserably on the cold concrete floor.But she unexpectedly found that the concrete floor in this area was soft and warm.

Joanna blinked and looked at the man under her.

[Steve Rogers!It's you! 】

Joanna's eyes are worth it.

[My God, you don't know how hard it took me to swallow your name back.

I need to say something, I need to have a good reason.

My God, you are frowning.Have you seen through me?Did you see my panic?You find something wrong with me?

Oh my god, you must know I work for S.H.I.E.L.D.

It's over, I screwed up.

It all happened so suddenly, and I screwed up. 】

"Miss……"

[No, no, don't talk.I feel terrible right now.

You see, if you just open your mouth and poke me, I'm going to cry.

Immediately, I can cry when I lie on you.

This is no threat, Captain.

You don't understand how scared I am of losing this job. 】

"Are you okay?" Steve was frightened by the lady's expression on his body, and he asked worriedly.

[God, Mr. Rogers, you are such a good man.

As good as your pecs are. 】

"Of course, thank you." Joanna tried to force a smile.

【Oops, Oops, Oops.

My stomach is starting to feel restless.

No, no, not right now, not in front of your face. 】

"If you're okay, can you get up first?" Steve gently pushed Joanna who was still lying on top of him.

Joanna wanted to reply "No problem", but after being pushed by Steve, she made another sound: "Ouch——"

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Steve:? ? ? ? ? ?

Coulson:! ! ! ! ! ! !

Nick: ……………

Amber: Hahahahahahaha

Joanna: You all don't talk, I will apologize with death.