[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

As soon as Joanna started the car, she felt someone holding a gun against her waist.

She immediately became stiff and unable to move.She glanced subconsciously in the rearview mirror, but the dim light couldn't illuminate the attacker's face.With just one glance, Joanna quickly looked away.She raised her hands wisely and begged the other party to keep calm.

Joanna couldn't figure out how anyone could sneak into the S.H.I.E.L.D. parking lot.

This is really a fatal security hole.

She looked at the satchel she had thrown on the co-pilot.

Well, at least she wasn't stupid enough to carry the quest information with her.

God knows whether this man is seeking money or something else.If she accidentally revealed some secrets, she had no doubts that Coulson, whose hairline was so close to the top of the sky, wouldn't take a stab at her.

"The purse is in my satchel, you can take it. I haven't seen what you look like, and you don't need to speak." Joanna said in a calm voice, "If you think you can't escape from S.H.I.E.L.D. I can drive you to the next block and you can get off there. I promise, I won't tell anyone about tonight."

The other party didn't speak, but just pressed the gun against Joanna's side waist.

"I'm just an administrator, the kind who divides documents and makes coffee." Joanna spoke now with a sense of fear unique to women in times of crisis, "Please, I don't know anything. Please Don't hurt me."

"drive."

A female voice responded to Joanna.The tone is cold, but the voice is a little hoarse and sexy.Joanna sketched out the image of a ruthless female killer in her mind with little effort.

"Please."

"Stop talking nonsense." The other party lightly poked Joanna's waist with the muzzle of the gun again. It seemed that she was firmer than Joanna imagined.

Joanna had no choice but to put down the handbrake, put the forward gear on, and slowly start the car.

"Turn left out of the garage and follow Route 6 to the bridge."

What the other party said was Joanna's usual driving route, which made Joanna feel a chill in her heart.

Is this a coincidence?Or has the other party already set his sights on her?

Joanna drove slowly because of nervousness.Surprisingly, the other party didn't urge her, and didn't even point the gun at her.For a few minutes, Joanna had the illusion that there was no one else in the back seat of the car.But she knew that it was just her delusion.

When Joanna drove out of the S.H.I.E.L.D. security monitoring area, the muzzle of the hard gun leaned up gently again. Joanna shivered, and once again begged for mercy to the people in the back seat.

"Turn left at the next intersection, then turn right at the second traffic light. When you see a black Land Rover, stop the car." The other party's tone was calm and calm.Even, she behaved peacefully, as peacefully as if she didn't intend to threaten Joanna.

But the more this happened, the more scared Joanna felt.She couldn't help complaining about Coulson silently in her heart.

Pull her into the special operations department, but don't even equip her with any self-defense weapons!It can be seen how stingy this boss is!

When Joanna turned right at the second traffic light intersection as promised, not long after, she saw a black off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road.The street lights were dim, and Joanna couldn't see the car logo clearly, and there was no license plate hanging on the rear of the car.

Joanna slowed down the car carefully: "Is it the car in front?"

"Pull over." The female killer in the back seat instructed unemotionally, "Turn off the lights and turn off the engine. You go to the car in front alone. You are not allowed to bring anything."

"I'm really just an administrative staff." Joanna begged again, and she even considered whether to turn around to let the other party see her face that was about to cry now.

"No more nonsense, this 9mm bullet is here to greet you."

The female killer's words successfully dispelled Joanna's thoughts of begging for mercy.She had always known that the death rate in the Special Operations Department was higher than that in the Executive Department.But she never thought that her death would come so soon.

She suddenly hated herself a few weeks ago.

She wants to get promoted and raise her salary, but she wants to keep her job.But what she wants most is to live in peace.

But right now, she has no choice but to obediently walk towards the off-road vehicle that exudes the breath of death.

Joanna got out of the car and walked towards the car in front, trembling in the night wind.She didn't dare to run away, and she didn't suspect at all that the female killer just now was holding a gun on the back seat of her car, aiming at her head.

In just a dozen meters, Joanna walked like a marathon.

In the end, she followed the instructions and stopped in front of the door of the black off-road vehicle.Her pale face was reflected in the dark car window.

After a while, the car window rolled down slowly, and a terrifying and cold face appeared in front of Joanna's eyes.

"Get in the car." Nick Fury ordered briefly.

Joanna regained her senses, hurriedly opened the car door, bowed her head slightly to apologize to the boss inside the door, and then got into the car in one go.

Nick's face was as dark as a gangster who came to collect bills. He didn't give Joanna a straight look at all, but just stared straight ahead indifferently.

Coulson, who was in the front passenger seat, turned around and said, "Director, it's her."

Joanna held her breath nervously.She couldn't tell if this was a plan to give her a promotion and a raise, or to fire her.

emmm... It's not quite like that.

It's a bit like trying to kill someone.

When this thought flashed across, Joanna couldn't help shivering.

"You are Joanna Rickman?" Nick's tone was filled with disdain.

Joanna nodded: "Yes, Director."

"Coulson has already reported to me about your mission. You should understand that Captain America means a lot to S.H.I.E.L.D."

Joanna pursed her dry lips and nodded like a dog: "I understand, I understand."

Coulson, who was sitting in the front row, turned sideways, his eyes wandering between the chief and Joanna.

"We're going to put you in formal contact with Captain America."

Nick finally gave Joanna the right look.

It's just that this glance contained too much majesty as a leader, and Joanna couldn't help shrinking her neck: "So suddenly."

Nick was very dissatisfied with Joanna's lack of autonomy, but right now there is no suitable agent to carry out this task, so Nick could only hold back his temper and ask, "So I want to hear your opinion on Captain America first."

This is probably how it feels when you are suddenly called to the office by the leader to report to work when you just go to work.

Joanna was not at all prepared for this sudden task report, she couldn't help but glance at Coulson, and said timidly, "Now?"

"Otherwise, what do you think? Do you still need me to make an appointment with you in advance?" Nick's tone was very impatient.

"No, no, how come."

Coulson really couldn't stand it anymore, so he reminded him: "You watched a lot of surveillance videos at Amber's place. Tell me what you think of Captain America. Anything is fine."

Joanna took a deep breath, thought for a while, then sat up and said: "It was an accident that the captain ran out of the hospital, but in the following time he found a suitable job, er, this 'suitable' Just my personal opinion. And he has found a place to live. He chose his old apartment in Brooklyn, I think not only because of nostalgia for his previous life, in my opinion, he thinks that place fits him I have watched a lot of surveillance videos on the street. The captain often goes to every corner of New York. It can be seen that he wants to understand the world as soon as possible. However, he is obviously more nervous in areas with dense technological equipment. I think he I haven’t fully adapted to this era yet.”

Nick was silent for a while. Although Joanna's report was chaotic and out of order, she had to admit that her overall judgment on Captain America was similar to what Nick, Coulson and others estimated.This purely intuitive administrative clerk seemed like a good fit for the job.

Thinking of this, Nick's tone couldn't help but soften a bit: "Then, Rickman, in what capacity do you think it is most beneficial to contact Captain America?"

"Uh... Director, you want me to contact the captain because you want...?"

"It's just a matter of getting to know more about his thoughts. Of course, if things go well in the later stage, maybe you can be a lobbyist."

Joanna took a deep breath, and immediately wanted to say no to the director.

In the nick of time, the second law of survival in the office killed Joanna's dangerous thoughts.

At the same time, Joanna remembered the third rule of office survival - if you encounter something that must be rejected by the boss, don't refuse directly, but put on a correct attitude, so that the boss thinks that you are willing to do things, but you are not capable enough.

Thinking of this, Joanna stabilized her mind and replied solemnly: "Netizen."

"What?!" Nick had an expression of "Are you out of your mind?" It looked like he was going to open Joanna's head to see what kind of junk was inside.

"Internet... netizen." Despite being terrified by Nick, Joanna mustered up the courage to repeat her answer.

Coulson sighed, staring quietly at Nick's announcement of Joanna's dismissal.

Nick stared at Joanna for a while, and finally couldn't help asking: "Why is it a netizen? Does Captain America look like someone who can surf the Internet?!"

The fourth rule of survival in the office - you can let your boss question your ability, but don't let your boss question your IQ.To be an employee with hope and prospects.

Joanna calmed down and said: "The captain has been trying to understand this world. The Internet is something that cannot be avoided. One day he will try to understand this virtual world. And I... I am not very good at expression management, She’s also not very good at lying. The beauty who played the role of a nurse last time was so powerful that the captain saw through it, and I must not be able to resist him for a minute. So netizens are the safest choice.”

Nick listened to Joanna's words, looked at her quietly for a while, and then said, "Get out of the car."

"what?"

Nick gave Joanna a sideways look, annoyed by her lack of wink.

Joanna didn't dare to make another sound, and got out of the car in despair.

The leader just asked her to get off the car, but did not order her to leave.

After getting out of the car, Joanna stood anxiously beside the off-road vehicle.

Inside the car, Nick sighed deeply, and couldn't help shouting: "Who are you recruiting!"

Coulson looked at Nick innocently: "Director, you need to find someone with a tight mouth. This Joanna Rickman is the one with the tightest mouth I know."

Nick tilted his head angrily, and just happened to see Joanna standing outside the car with a look of bewilderment.

"Look at her stupidity! She'll be seen through as soon as she stands up to Rogers. Instantly! Understand?"

Coulson looked out the window: "Do you need me to drive her away?"

"Drive." Nick said to the driver angrily.

Coulson winked at the driver, and then continued to say to Nick: "Director, speaking of which, I think Rickman's point is a bit reasonable. Compared with other methods of installing agents, I think it's good to arrange a netizen for the captain."

"Arrange who? Joanna Rickman?"

Coulson shrugged: "I think it's okay when the manpower is tight. Besides, other people will never think that we handed over this matter to Joanna Rickman."

Nick pondered for a moment and asked, "Is there any statement from the Administration Department?"

"No. Joanna is like a transparent person. Occasionally she slips away at work and no one catches her. As long as no one promotes her and doesn't increase her workload, the administration department should be able to hide it."

Nick nodded: "Okay, then it's settled like this. Freeze the transfer of Joanna Rickman's position in the administrative department. Without my consent, no one is allowed to change her post."

Coulson nodded: "I'll do it right away."

As for Joanna, who was watching the chief's car go away in the night breeze, she still had no idea at the moment that the check for promotion and salary increase that Coulson had written to her was destined to fail to be cashed.

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Nick: Coulson, you have a problem with selecting people.

Coulson: No, no, Chief, I assure you, Rickman can take down Captain.Rickman!Immediately exchange friend links with the captain!Tomorrow I'm going to see you guys have more than ten pages of chat.

Joanna: Talk about what?Shall I send him an advertisement for a part-time job online?

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