[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

【Fitness coach?

Well, you really are... easy to surprise.

Let me see what other amazing options you have besides career choices.

Hmm...Brooklyn?

Well, that was your original home, and I'm not surprised you made such a choice.

But Mr. Rogers, soon, soon you will know that Brooklyn today is not the Brooklyn you know. 】

Joanna stretched her waist and let out a tired but comfortable sigh.Amber, who looked up at the sound, showed a weird smile, and Joanna couldn't tell whether she was laughing at herself or sympathizing with herself for a moment.Joanna felt extremely tired. She didn't respond to the other party, but just slumped quietly on the chair.

Amber Finger, who moved from the executive branch to Special Operations two years before Joanna.In fact, Amber was only in the administration for two months.Her transfer is even more legendary than Joanna's.After all, there are always a small number of people who are transferred from one department to another in the way of "being kicked out by S.H.I.E.L.D.".And guys like Joanna who "do some extra work ordered by the Special Operations Department under the title of administrative staff" are much more common.

At least, Joanna thinks so.

Coulson's tone and attitude that day made Joanna feel that there must be many people like her in the bureau who hold one salary and work two jobs.

Amber stared at Joanna in silence for a moment, then said, "If you need my help..."

Joanna sat up straight vigilantly: "No, no need."

"Oh, that's great." Amber glanced at Joanna, then looked away, continuing to stare at her computer screen.

Joanna sighed, and once again dove into the Steve Rogers-related material.

That's right, Steve Rogers.

That excellent World War II veteran, of course, most people still like to call him Captain America.

Joanna, on the other hand, has a more special name for him—mission object.

There is also an old photo from World War II on the table.The photo should be a headshot cut from a group photo, and then enlarged and cleared.Joanna could still see some World War II veteran who had been truncated to just a thin line next to Captain America's handsome face.

A bright red stamp was stamped on the blank space below the photo.The content is very simple, there are only 6 letters in total - TARGET.

Joanna still remembers that when she took the photo from Coulson, she was so scared that she almost sat on the ground.She had thought about the many kinds of missions that the Special Operations Department might assign her.But, Captain America?She really didn't think about it.

Joanna had indeed heard some rumors about "Captain America reappearing" from the gossip wizards in the office, but it was hard to tell whether it was true or not.Those guys described Captain America as an unearthed artifact, although...in a way, he was an unearthed artifact.

But regardless of whether Captain America is considered a cultural relic or not, Joanna never imagined that he would be the object of her mission.For a moment, she even imagined that S.H.I.E.L.D. was going to let her go to Captain America to carry out a horror scene of a bomb attack.Of course, there is also a political conspiracy that can be made into a series.

She remembered the first time Coulson had shown her the photo when she was only half-drinking her coffee.Because of Coulson's sudden appearance, she had to put the warm coffee aside, stood up, and took the things Coulson handed over with both hands.But the flimsy piece of paper took her by surprise.

"I am a law-abiding citizen, sir." Joanna said uneasily holding the photo with "TARGET" printed on it.

"Of course I know that."

"I studied public relations management in college." Joanna continued to gesture.

Coulson nodded indifferently: "Very good major."

Joanna had nothing to say, she just held the reprinted photo and looked at Coulson quietly.

Coulson stared at Joanna for a moment for some unknown reason, and then he suddenly realized "Oh", and then showed a sorry expression: "I should have explained to you earlier. Sorry, there is always someone from the Special Operations Department How do you put it? Special comprehension? Sensitivity? I forgot that you just joined, so I forgot to explain it to you."

Joanna gave an awkward yet polite smile.

"The reason why we transferred you to the Special Operations Department is mainly because we hope that you can cooperate with us to grasp Captain America's thoughts."

Joanna couldn't hold back, showing a weird expression: "I don't understand, what does this... mean? Are you planning to recruit Captain America? Sorry, I don't know the selection criteria of the SHIELD Secret Service. Thought dynamics are... what judgment system? I don't know anything about it. I... I'm afraid I can't help."

Coulson showed a reassuring smile: "Don't be so nervous. We won't give newcomers too difficult tasks. Don't worry, since we chose you, we naturally took a fancy to your characteristics. You just need to...perform normally. "

Joanna smiled awkwardly again: "Specifically... what am I going to do?"

"Study and familiarize yourself with Captain America's behavior patterns and ways of thinking." Coulson smiled at Joanna, "It's very simple, right?"

Simple hell!

Joanna clenched her fists awkwardly and then let them go: "This sounds like a job for the Behavior Analysis Department."

Coulson slowly suppressed his smile, showing a serious expression unique to his boss: "Miss Rickman means that we should transfer this case to the BAU? Let those guys who work for the FBI analyze the captain's behavior? Is he being treated like a... criminal?"

"That's not what I meant, sir."

"Then what do you mean?"

Joanna shut up.

The work experience in the administrative department taught her the first office survival rule-when the boss decides that you are not on the same line with him, you must shut up in time.

Seeing that Joanna didn't speak anymore, Coulson's tone softened a bit, but he still showed a sense of majesty: "Miss Rickman, I understand that you have a lot of confusion and lack of confidence as a newcomer. But you have to talk to Step up to our pace. Besides, this is not a difficult task. And there is no danger. After all, it is Captain America, and he is not a vicious person."

Joanna sighed silently in her heart, and put on a vigorous look: "I understand. Excuse me, what exactly do I need to do? Do you want me... to take the initiative to contact him?"

Coulson raised his eyes and signaled Joanna to look through the file folder on the table: "All the information you need is here. We plan to wake up Captain America in two days. In order for him to adapt as soon as possible, an action team has already tailored it for him. Designed the living environment during World War II. We will have you contact him as a doctor in four days. Miss Rickman, tell me what is the normal blood pressure and heart rate of the human body."

“呃……收缩压在90至139mmHg之间，舒张压在60至89mmHg之间？心率的话，每分钟60到90次左右？”

Coulson looked at Joanna quietly, and after a while he said in an unwavering tone: "If you were a doctor, your tone should be more confident and firm."

The work experience in the administrative department taught her the second office survival rule - no matter how unreasonable and unbelievable the boss's job requirements are, you must answer "No problem, I can do it."

Joanna took a deep breath and tried to force a smile: "No problem, I can do it."

Coulson nodded, turned and left.Before the man reached the door, he suddenly stopped and said, "Also, what you just said are indicators for ordinary people. For soldiers like the captain, the indicators just now are not applicable. You'd better study it seriously material."

Joanna blinked: "No problem, I can do it."

Joanna kept looking down at the information, thinking about how she was forced to board this thief ship by Coulson.

From her point of view, the Special Operations Department was a complete mess!It was clearly agreed that she would contact Steve Rogers as a doctor.As a result, before she could show her face, the target person overturned a large group of agents and ran to Times Square.

S.H.I.E.L.D. hadn't expected Steve Rogers to notice the anomaly so quickly.Nick Fury, who rushed to Times Square that day, could only give a sentimental speech on the spot.Although many dog-legged agents felt that their director, this magical speech was wonderful, but obviously, it was not exciting enough to impress Steve Rogers.

It just made Steve Rogers quite defensive about S.H.I.E.L.D.

Unsurprisingly, the plan to make Joanna a gentle doctor listening to World War II veterans fell through.

Joanna silently touched the retro curly hair that she had specially permed for the mission, feeling desolate in her heart.

Her old-fashioned curly hair is just a trivial consequence.In addition to the curly hair, she had to accept that she was working in a room full of mainframe computers.

In fact, Amber was more dissatisfied than Joanna about her having to work here.Joanna felt this on the first day she came in.

But no matter how dissatisfied the two girls are, the fact that Joanna needs to work here temporarily cannot be changed.Because the computer equipment in this room can easily hack 83% of the world's network systems, including surveillance cameras in various streets and alleys in New York.

Joanna, who was unable to contact Steve as a doctor, because S.H.I.E.L.D. was afraid of arousing Steve's further precautions and plans, could only be reduced to a screen voyeur, watching Steve's every move in front of the screen every day.

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Amber: Ah!Territory has been invaded, not happy.

Joanna: The hairstyle is so old-fashioned, I want to die.

Coulson: Whose fault is this?

Amber & Joanna: Of course it's our fault!It is that we will not adjust our work mentality.Don't worry, the boss, we won't let our personal emotions affect the work progress.

Coulson: Very good.

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