[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

Joanna is much more awake.

Sober... even the random thoughts in my head stopped.

Right now, the only thing she's thankful for is that when she and Steve fell, her mouth was on Steve's neck, not Steve's mouth.

Otherwise... even if Steve didn't jump up and slap her to death right now, it is estimated that Coulson saw the surveillance video, and she could not escape the fate of death.

Joanna felt much lighter after throwing up, and she quickly got up from Steve.However, the alcohol made her lithe body a little uncontrollable, and she pressed to an indescribable part of the other party in a hurry.

Joanna saw that Steve, who was still in a daze just now, frowned suddenly in pain.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Joanna could no longer care about herself, and quickly rolled off of Steve.

The concrete floor was really hard and cold.

Joanna, who fell to the ground, thought so.

Both of them slowed down for a while before sitting up from the ground.

Joanna was waiting for the dizziness to pass, and Steve was waiting for the pain to subside, and by the way...find a little courage to face the vomit on his body.

As soon as Joanna sat up, she saw Steve covered in vomit.She watched as Steve brushed the vomit off his neck with his hand and threw it to the ground.

To be honest, that scene was really disgusting.

Even wearing the beauty of Steve Rogers is quite disgusting.

Even if this prosperous beauty still has incomparably beautiful chest muscles, it is still disgusting.

Joanna felt that she was a sinner, not much different from a terrorist.

She had no doubts that Coulson would deal with her more cruelly than terrorists.To tell the truth, if someone vomited all over her idol, she would be able to ring the other person's doorbell with a machete the next day.

However, Steve Rogers, the person involved, displayed an incomprehensible generosity.Although, when his hand touched the lump of vomit that still smelled of alcohol, his usual good psychological quality could not stop him from showing a disgusted expression.But from beginning to end, Steve didn't say anything to blame Joanna.

Not only that, but after disposing of the vomit hastily, Steve also asked Joanna if she was injured with a concerned face.He seemed to have completely forgotten that he was the one who got hurt.

In order to facilitate cleaning, Steve pulled the neckline of the clothes so wide that Joanna could see his pectoral muscles at a glance.This made Joanna feel more guilty.

It's not because she was curious about the feel of those two pectoral muscles at this time, but...she actually vomited on such beautiful two pectoral muscles.

This is simply... an unforgivable crime!

Joanna thought so guiltily, her mouth couldn't help but twitched, and the sourness in her nasal cavity rushed straight into her eye sockets.

Steve felt his words were gentle enough.But he never expected that the lady in front of him would show a crying expression.He didn't have much contact with women. In his opinion, Joanna's grievance was as incomprehensible as Peggy's anger when she shot at his shield with a gun.

Steve couldn't help but soften his tone and comforted: "Hey, it's okay. It's just... uh, it's just a little dirty. It's okay."

This pair of masters with big breasts is still so warm!

Joanna simply felt like the worst criminal ever.She held back her tears and tried to stand up.

Joanna got up backwards, and Steve couldn't help stretching out his hand towards Joanna, but he soon realized that his hand had just touched something, and retracted it a little awkwardly.

Joanna managed to stand upright, looked around, and then pointed to a convenience store with lights not far away: "I'll buy a bottle of water for you to clean up."

The convenience store is across the street from the two of them.Steve recalled the scene when he saw Joanna, and couldn't help feeling worried, and he immediately refused: "No need."

"Please." Joanna's face was full of guilt, as if "you say no again, and I'll cry for you immediately", "I can't let you go back like this."

Steve looked at the passing cars from time to time, and sighed: "Then I'll go with you."

It is safer to follow her across the street than to watch her cross the street.

Steve Rogers' mind is full of these simple truths.

Watching the traffic, he led Joanna across the street without touching her.As soon as she stepped on the sidewalk, Joanna trotted towards the convenience store with unsteady steps.

I don't know if it's because of impatience or because the power of alcohol is too great.

Steve, who lowered his head and straightened his clothes, heard a "bang", and when he looked up, he saw Joanna standing in front of the glass door rubbing her forehead.

Steve sighed, and for a moment began to worry about this lady he had never met.

Fortunately, the collision made Joanna sober again.She blushed, quickly opened the glass door, and rushed into the convenience store.

"Mineral water! Hurry up!"

The salesperson behind the cashier didn't immediately go to fetch things for Joanna, but looked at Joanna with a dumbfounded face.

Joanna lowered her head and waited for a while without seeing the other party move. She couldn't help but raised her head in doubt: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

The other party just came back to his senses, shook his head, and quickly explained: "No, I'm sorry, ma'am. The main reason is that I was terrified of being robbed. You slammed into my glass door with a bang, and I thought you It was a robbery!"

Joanna tilted her head with an unhappy face: "Do I seem to be a robber?"

The other party pursed his mouth: "We put up such an obvious sign, 'The main entrance of this store is not an automatic door, please push the door'. Under normal circumstances, only panicked robbers will hit the glass door."

Joanna looked back at the sign on the door, with a look of "I have nothing to love".

Through the glass door, Steve outside the door was still lowering his head to straighten his clothes. Seeing this, Joanna hurriedly turned around and said, "Mineral water. Hurry up."

The salesperson responded quickly, asked Joanna how much she needed, and hurriedly found mineral water for Joanna.

Holding several bottles of mineral water in her arms, Joanna walked out of the convenience store with some difficulty, and limped to Steve's side.

She threw all the mineral water in her arms to the ground with a "crash", then squatted down to pick up a bottle.

An apology should look like an apology!

At least you should open the mineral water bottle for the other party!

Joanna had such honest thoughts.

However, she tried hard for more than ten seconds, but failed to unscrew the mineral water smoothly.Before Steve reached out to help, she quickly squatted down on her own, changed another bottle and continued to work hard.

Unfortunately, it still failed miserably.

Joanna picked up the third bottle, squatted on the ground, and tried to suck.Even Steve on the side noticed Joanna's body trembling slightly due to exertion.

"Or...I'll do it myself." Steve suggested heartily.

In general, at least, in the last century, Steve's time, women were well versed in asking men for help, especially with regards to physical work.He took it for granted that when a woman is not strong enough, a man should take the initiative to lend a helping hand.Because, that's exactly what ladies expect.

However, Joanna just raised her head fiercely when she heard the words: "No! I must prove myself to you!"

Steve was taken aback by Joanna's momentum, and quickly withdrew his half-stretched hand.

Joanna pushed harder.

This time, not only was her body trembling slightly, Steve could even hear Joanna growling because of too much force.

He looked away in embarrassment, looking at the street lights in the distance.

After a while, Joanna took a deep breath, finally stood up, and proudly handed the mineral water to Steve.

Steve smiled at Joanna and took the water from her.Then he walked to the street drain and began to wash his neck and clothes.

Joanna watched as Steve ripped open his neckline, trying to wash his neck and chest.From this distance she could see Steve's beautiful career line.

Because of the wet clothes, Steve's chest line became extremely obvious, almost no different from topless!

Joanna felt her cheeks burning hot, she quickly turned her back, squatted on the ground and continued to open mineral water.

She felt thirsty and needed a drink of water.

Steve cleaned himself up reluctantly with the bottle of mineral water.

Turning around, I saw Joanna holding an unopened bottle of mineral water and looking at him pitifully.

"What... what's wrong?"

Joanna looked down at the bottle in her hand a little embarrassedly: "Can...can you open it for me?"

Steve breathed a sigh of relief, took the bottle readily, and opened it smoothly.

He didn't even use much force.Even Joanna could see this.Because, she didn't see any bulges in his tendons at all.

Joanna took the opened mineral water from Steve.He ran to the drain, rinsed his mouth carelessly, and gulped some water.

The cold mineral water slid into her stomach, and Joanna's drunkenness finally subsided by seven points.

[Captain, you may not be very clear.But I can understand very well. 】

Joanna turned around and gave Steve a shy and apologetic smile.

[It's time to show off my crappy acting skills! 】

Steve returned Joanna with a tolerant smile, and then asked worriedly: "Did you encounter any trouble?"

[Oh no~ and poor editing and directing skills.

Hurry up!Come up with a decent story!Hurry up! 】

"What?" Joanna couldn't think of a reasonable story for a moment, so she could only ask pretendingly

This time it was Steve's turn to be a little embarrassed: "I just see you as a girl, drunk and have no friends..."

"Oh." Joanna showed a suddenly realized expression, shook her empty brain, and laughed awkwardly.

[Let's tell a story!Hurry up!Joanna!This is a life-threatening moment!

Oh no!Captain, don't stare at me, I will get more nervous if you stare at me like this! 】

Steve finally realized that it might not be convenient for the other party to talk about this matter, so he said thoughtfully: "It's okay, if you..."

"I was dumped by my boyfriend!" Joanna suddenly yelled.

The tone is so unnatural... This incident seems to be something to be proud of.

[It's over!You must have noticed that I am from S.H.I.E.L.D.I can tell by the look in your eyes. 】

Joanna frowned, looking like she was about to cry.She almost foresaw her unemployed life.

"Uh..." Steve has never experienced this kind of thing, he thought for a long time, and finally he could only say dryly, "You will find better ones."

【marvelous!You didn't see it!You are so cute as an angel! 】

Joanna gave Steve a hearty smile.

She still smelled of alcohol, so she smiled like this, but there was a sense of frankness.

Steve thought for a while, and felt that it was a little unsafe to let a drunk woman who had just broken up with her love go home, so he said, "Do you need to contact someone for you? He can come to pick you up. It's not very safe for a person like you to go home." Safety."

Joanna smiled again, finally making her smile slow and cute: "No. I don't want people to know that I'm broken in love. That's too shameful."

"It's nothing to be ashamed of," Steve said heartily.

"It's not you who was broken in love." Joanna lowered her head, but there was still an uncomfortable smile on the corner of her mouth.

Steve sighed and looked around: "Then... tell me where you live, and I'll take you back."

"Huh?" Joanna looked up at Steve in surprise.

Steve mistakenly thought that the other party misunderstood that he had other intentions, so he quickly explained: "At least let me help you hail a taxi."

"Uh..." Joanna blinked slowly, her mind turned quickly, and then said intuitively, "No! You tell me where you live. I'll take you back! Please, give me something to repay you Chance, at least let me take you home!"

Steve was a little confused by Joanna's remarks. He didn't know that women in the 21st century were such men.

But he soon realized that Joanna just hadn't recovered from her drunkenness, so he said, "Let me take you back. I don't feel relieved if you're like this."

Joanna stared at Steve for a long time, and then said, "Then I'll pay for the car!"

Steve had no choice but to promise Joanna with a smile.

He supported Joanna to sit on the guardrail on the side of the road, and then stood on the side of the street trying to stop a taxi.

During this period, Joanna's nerves were always in a state of high tension, so tense that she shook her legs unconsciously.

After a while, Steve stopped an empty car.He helped Joanna into the car.

After repeated weighing, Joanna reported her address in Brooklyn as soon as she got in the car.For someone who grew up in Queens to end up saying he lives in Brooklyn is the cruelest thing to do.

But what can be done?Who let her task object sit next to her.At this moment, she even thanked SHIELD for its foresight and foresight, and had already prepared an apartment for her in Brooklyn.

After Steve heard Joanna's address, he couldn't help but smile: "I didn't expect you to live in Brooklyn."

Joanna was afraid of showing her feet, so she could only close her eyes pretending to have a headache, and replied casually, "Do you live in Brooklyn too?"

Steve responded briefly, but did not continue the conversation on this topic.This made Joanna breathe a sigh of relief.

Who knows what Brooklyn is like!She will definitely show her feet within five sentences.

The taxi drove smoothly.

Joanna thought for a while, then leaned her head on the backrest unintentionally, and looked at Steve: "My name is Joanna, Joanna Rickman. I haven't asked for advice yet..."

"Steve, Steve Rogers." Steve habitually extended his hand to Joanna.

Joanna smiled when she saw this, sat up straight, and held the other's hand: "Thank you very much, Mr. Rogers."

"Miss Rickman, you are too kind."

"Call me Joanna, please. Mr. Rogers, I don't want to look like I'm putting on a show." Joanna smiled at Steve.

"Steve." Steve laughed too, "if you insist."

Joanna's smile became much brighter.She looked out the car window, trying to figure out how to connect with Steve.

This unexpected trick can become very dangerous if used too much.

A netizen should look like a netizen.

Joanna's thoughtful appearance, in Steve's eyes, became the last stubbornness of a lovelorn lady in front of strangers.He tactfully did not disturb, and even looked away gentlemanly.

The two arrived at their destination in silence.

Joanna got out of the car, and before closing the door, she leaned down: "Roger...Steve. Thank you very much today."

"You're welcome. Just don't go out and get drunk like this next time. It's dangerous."

【Captain, you really look like a worrying old lady at this moment. 】

Joanna laughed: "Anyway, thank you very much. Can I... take time to treat you to a meal?"

"what?"

"Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else. I just think... I really appreciate you tonight. Another day, another day when I feel better, and I want to thank you. When I'm awake."

"Uh...you're really a hacker..."

"Can you leave me a phone number?" Joanna looked at Steve eagerly, and hurriedly said before Steve could speak, "Or email. Facebook? Twitter?"

Steve held back the smile on the corner of his mouth: "I'll give you my phone number."

[Damn it!All I want is your Facebook account!

I don't want to be friends with you!Captain, I just want to be a netizen! 】

"Great!" Joanna lowered her head and pretended to search for her phone in her bag.After a moment, she cursed violently, "Damn it."

"what happened?"

Joanna spread her hands together: "I lost my phone."

[My God, will you be worried about this?You are such a worrying fellow.But what a kindness! 】

Joanna smiled: "Well. I'll give you my Facebook account, and you can add me as a friend! You know, the phone number is too long for me."

Steve was embarrassed: "Well... I'm actually not very good at Facebook yet."

"It's okay. Give me the phone, and I'll tell you how to use it."

【Oh My God!You really didn't add friends because you don't use Facebook! 】

Steve couldn't resist Joanna, who had alcohol, so he could only pass the phone over.

Joanna lowered her body even lower. In front of Steve, she clicked on Facebook on her phone, added the account that Amber specially created for her, and explained the basics to Steve. communication operations.

After doing these things, the taxi driver looked back at the two impatiently for several times.

Joanna gave Steve a mischievous look before saying "good night" and closing the car door for Steve.

One stumbled toward the apartment she had barely lived in.

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Joanna: Hahahahahahaha!Say it!Who else!

Amber: Are you talking about Captain America?There is no one left, you are the first and only one.

Coulson: [Death Stare.jpg]

Nick: [Under consideration of firing employees.jpg]

Joanna: When I didn't say anything.