amazingly short legs

It was already evening when we returned home in the capital, and Shengbu ordered hot pot takeaway. Di Yan especially loved the spicy food, but he couldn't eat spicy food. After one bite of chili pepper, the whole dragon would turn red.

Di Yan squatted next to the hot pot in the shape of a dragon, his scales stretched and filled with the aroma of spicy hot pot.

Di Yan: "Take a bite of yuba."

Served with vegetables.

suck-

Di Yan: "Take a bite of the mutton roll."

Shengbu meat.

Suck, suck-

Di Yan: "Take a bite of the beef balls."

Suck, suck, suck——

Di Yan lowered his paws and looked at the dining table not far away with a blank expression on his face. There was a small fish tank on it. The clown dragon 'pia' was on the wall of the tank, looking at them indifferently like a gecko, and opened his eyes slightly. Tick-tock dripping from his small mouth.

Di Yan poked a big ball, "Want to eat it?"

The Clown Dragon nodded grimly.

Di Yan: "It's beautiful to think about."

Clown Dragon twitched the corner of his lower lip seriously, aggrieved.

Di Yan lazily gnawed on the beef balls, and said: "Why do you insist on following me? If you tell the truth, I will treat you with delicious food and drink. If you don't tell the truth, you will stay inside forever and don't come out." gone."

The clown dragon opened his mouth several times before he whispered, "I don't know."

Di Yan opened his mouth to swallow it, turned his head and continued to wait for the lettuce to boil.

The clown dragon has a small face with a cold face, and looks a lot like Emperor Yan. Shengbu loves the house and Wu, and he has a good impression of the clown dragon, saying: "The emperor sees the love of demons, and flowers bloom when they see flowers. Thoughts, I can also understand, who made me love Long Er deeply."

Di Yan brushed the back of Shengbu's hand with his chopsticks, "Slick tongue, just tell me what you want." If it's something, it's easy to discuss, posture or something, it's okay for the old dragon to sacrifice his waist, after all, you are happy and I am happy It's really cool when everyone is happy.

Sheng Bu said: "Otherwise, let's keep it. I have already thought of the name."

Di hated to look at him, with a serious expression on his face, his old Gong seemed to be irresistible to all kawaii creatures, just like him back then.

Could it be that the emperor's harem wants to climb the wall?Di Yan said vigilantly: "Then there is no need to discuss it. I used to be in the Sangong Sixth Courtyard, and you are the only one in this life. If you dare—"

Shengbu stuffed Di Yan's mouth with a piece of fat cow, and said, "What are you thinking about, I think we should raise him as a son, it just looks like you."

"Like me, you just raise me." Di Yan squinted his eyes, thinking that Sheng Aiqing had raised him as a son at the beginning, and this time he raised a son again. Heh, man, don't think he doesn't know anything.

Sheng Bu had no choice but to give up, saying that whether it was his son, Lao Tzu or his wife, there was only Lao Long.

When sleeping at night, the emperor turned into a dragon and got into the fish tank of the super luxurious villa Dragon Palace in the living room. Looking at the small fish tank on the table across the water, he flicked his tail arrogantly. The fish tank of this emperor is the largest. I won't let you in.

The clown dragon hugged its tail with its paws cooperatively, showing a little grievance on its cool expression.

Moribu watched from the side, and really felt that it was too similar.

Chen Li's monster hunting operation went smoothly. In a week, he caught nearly twenty monsters that escaped from the Wraith Gu, but no one could tell how many were hiding in the dark. It is a low-level spiritual creature, and the one with the highest spiritual power is Biyou, the maidservant of the Black Flood Dragon.

These monsters are all placed in the underground mountain range of Prison Turtle, and locked on the real side of Prison Turtle with mountain locks. Since they are all low-level spiritual creatures, Chen Li has to wait until he wants to collect them into a regular demon army. Well, cultivation is not about giving birth to a baby, it will take decades, even hundreds of years, but as a human being, he naturally cannot wait.

After working in the field for more than a week, Boyi deeply felt that he had become a tired sheep. He applied for reinforcements from the Special Objects Department. Minister Chen regretted that he had a lot of manpower, but he would not hesitate to ask if he could help. It's hard to say.

Another field trip to the deep valley to catch monsters, Bo Yi sat on the wasteland, eating freshly roasted pheasant, Yang Yang couldn't help feeling a lot of emotion, and said to Zhang Jun: "You people can train dogs to be police dogs, but you can't train monsters!" .”

Chen Li worriedly scrolled through a certain audio and video, looking for news about demons and troubles, "[The giant sheep appears, the ancient sheep fairy may really exist!] [The myths of the Hua Kingdom come true, and there are really people around us. Monsters!] [Popular science, those real monsters in Shan Hai Jing] [Do monsters really exist? Start with a talking sheep to reveal the secrets], Boyi, don’t you think your appearance rate is too high, keep it secret , Pay attention to confidentiality work, don't scare ordinary people."

Boyi said: "Wicked beasts appear too many times now. The three-eyed fish caught last time, the college student who adopted it chased me for three streets crying, and almost wanted to call the police saying that I broke into a private house. There are many such news. I can’t stop it at all, haven’t you caught it? Everyone is saying that anyone who has never met a demon is not considered a modern civilized person.”

Chen Li also had a headache. The legends and traces of demons have always been covered up by the authorities. Although the stories of demons have existed since ancient times, there is no dynasty where demons and humans can coexist peacefully. His original intention was to work quietly. , quietly included, but now that the Internet is too developed, people's curiosity is even heavier, and a prairie fire that can spread at the slightest sign of trouble cannot be suppressed.

Chen Li conservatively estimated that within a few days, his superiors would come to him to discuss this matter, but he had no idea how to solve it.

Prison Turtle leaned in his arms comfortingly, Chen Li touched his head, Prison Turtle said: "At worst, I will ask that dragon to cast a spell to erase all the memory of the demon."

Chen Li said: "There are too many people involved, and this video has a hit rate of 20. Dijun has boundless spells, but he can't find these people and erase all their memories."

"I don't want you to worry."

Chen Li: "It's my job, don't worry, I will always find a way."

The good ones didn't work, the bad ones did. Sure enough, within a few days, Chen Li was invited to drink tea by the superior department.

After drinking tea for a whole day, Chen Li came back at night, not only Prison Gui and Boyi, but also Di Yan and Sheng Bu came to the house.

Seeing that Chen Li's complexion was not very good, Di Yan frowned. Chen Li said, "Everyone, don't be nervous, and didn't say anything. It means that the exposure of the monster race to the public's sight will easily affect the construction of social spiritual civilization."

Chen Li did not say that the more important thing is that the monster race is very destructive, and human weapons are not worth mentioning to them. It will become the dread of human beings, and it is impossible to live in harmony.

What the big leader means is, as soon as possible, quietly, and exhaust all means to solve this matter and these monsters.

Boyi took a long breath and said, "I was scared to death, I thought the big leader was going to bombard us, but I have seen Pearl Harbor, your old nuclear is a weapon made of nuclear, it is too powerful gone."

Di Yan said: "Let's get to the point, no dragon will believe your words except your silly turtle and this silly sheep."

The prisoner turtle is about to get angry, your family is stupid, Chen Li put his palm on the prisoner turtle's head, and smiled wryly: "I still can't hide it from the emperor."

The existence of demons is so against the heavens, the leaders have made it very clear, both openly and secretly, that they cannot keep things that threaten the existence of all human beings by their side.

Di Yan said: "How do your superiors want to deal with me and my monster clan?"

Chen Li's brow wanted to ooze cold sweat. He used to talk about each other, but now he has become "my lord's monster clan".

The so-called protection of the calf means that I can beat and scold, and outsiders can't touch a cent.

Di Yan looked coldly: "Bullying the Yaozu Wuzhu? Minister Chen, I want to meet your superior."

"The Emperor has something to say, let me do it for you." Chen Li was ashamed, in case of a fight, their leaders would not be opponents.

Di Yan: "I want to talk to your superior directly."

Chen Li was in a dilemma, and looked at Sheng Bu, "President Sheng's family also has officials in the dynasty. People in the officialdom don't just see each other." Chen Li gestured to Sheng Bu with his eyes, wanting him to persuade the emperor, In the long run, don't be so angry.

"Who is an official in your family, how come I don't know? What are you doing?"

Moribe said: "Father. His work is classified, and neither my mother nor I know much about it."

"I hope the emperor will understand." Chen Li took the opportunity to say, "If there is anything that needs to be conveyed, why not let me do it for you."

Di Yan sneered: "You've bullied me, I don't even have the qualifications to know who it is, hehe, Sheng Aiqing, where are you standing?"

Sheng Bu immediately expressed his determination, but Lao Long did not change.

Seeing Chen Li's embarrassment, he said, "Mr. Chen might as well send an email to ask for instructions. As for the content of the email, I have a reference."

Chen Li immediately pulled Sheng Bu aside to ask for advice.

Before leaving, Chen Li asked about the clown dragon, and said, "I have to give it a name." The clown dragon, the clown dragon, is ugly even if it is not ugly.

The emperor hates being lazy and not caring.Sheng Bu said: "It is the son of gluttony. It is gluttonous in nature. It is not born to distinguish right from wrong. Why not call it..."

Chen Li answered: "Not white?"

Sheng Bu said: "Born."

Everyone: "..."

In the end, it was decided to be non-white.

Di Yan and Sheng Bu were discussing how to deal with the leaders of the human race, while returning home, when the door opened, the two were stunned.

The imposing sofa in Mr. Sheng's house disappeared out of thin air.

Such a large, genuine leather sofa, which the old dragon grinds his claws every day, is gone.

On the cat climbing frame next to him, the clown Long Feibai licked his paws with a stern expression. Seeing them, he opened his mouth in a childish voice: "Hi——"

"..."

Di Yan: "Don't stop me, I'll kill it right away! Be sure to kill it!"

Sheng Bu quickly hugged: "Buy again and buy again."

The old dragon had tears in his eyes: "My favorite sofa! There are my paw prints and smell on it!"

Moribe: "You can also have new ones."

Old Dragon: "A dragon can never make two identical paw prints!"

Moribe: "..." I also learned philosophy.

Di Yan: "Throw it out, or let me kill it!"

Shengbu was reluctant to throw it away, mainly because Feibai looked too much like Xiaolong, and it was just great to raise him as a son.

Di Yan broke free from his embrace, and started the first Yaoyao family cold war.

Three days after the unilateral cold war, Shengbu chatted with Xiao Feibai in the yard.

"Cheap son, spit out your dad's sofa, or you will really become a vagabond."

Feibai stood on the rock, looked down at the little belly hidden under the short claws, and searched hard through the belly.

Di Yan saw it from the window, and followed out resentfully,

After half a day, Fei Bai said with deep melancholy, "I can't find it."

Di Yan was furious: "It's a glutton, with a belly as big as Qian Kun, and it's looking for a fart."

Shengbu was thinking of other ways, when suddenly his eyes went dark, and he fell into something. The feeling of weightlessness was strong, and the surroundings were crowded and soft. Di Yan yelled in his ear, "I'm going to kill it, it will kill us." Swallowed it all up!"