amazingly short legs

Taotie's belly was as big as Qiankun, Di Yan and Di Yan fell in the air for a long time before they landed, their buttocks hit the ground, and there was a lot of pain.

Moribe: "Hiss—the spell has failed?"

Di Yan sat up from him and said, "This is the place of the little bastard, and it's enchantment, and all the rules are decided by it."

Moribe looked around, his head was covered with endless pure white, like a different world, he lowered his head, but the green grass was under his feet, it made people return to reality, everything was floating around, half-eaten fish flew to him Flying away, the chewed colorful advertising paper fluttered, the plastic slippers covered with tooth marks twirled around, and a few black plastic bags drifted slowly like jellyfish...

Di Yan stared blankly at the dragon: "The little bastard treats his stomach like a garbage dump, eating everything."

"Nobody cared about it before."

Di Yan looked down at his feet, his eyelashes covered the pity in his eyes.

Moribu said: "It won't happen in the future. We will take care of it, feed it to make it plump, and help it clean its scales."

Emperor Yan lost interest, and Shengbu continued: "You can paint its scales with the aunt's red that you have always wanted to paint, and you can also tie bows on its horns. You can do whatever you want, it is yours, it is yours. Will not resist."

Di Yan was moved, and said: "Then let's find the sofa and go out and tell it the good news!" The old dragon was gearing up, and had already bought a box of Bulling Bulling shiny hair clips online. It's in the nest.

In the end, I was still looking for a sofa, and all kinds of things were floating around. Shengbu found that the lawn under his feet was also swallowed by Feibai. Shengbu vaguely remembered a news half a year ago, which seemed to be about a park in a certain city. It disappeared overnight, leaving only the bare yellow land...

The black leather sofa was slowly moving in the void, and Di Yan jumped up, and then there was a scream.

"What happened?" Moribe stepped on the lawn and asked the sofa floating above his head.

Di Yan's face was exposed from the back of the sofa, holding a fluffy thing in his hand.

"Alive?" Shengbu asked.

Di Yan: "Is the little bastard indigestible after eating?"

That thing screamed: "The big monster only digests what it is willing to digest! If it wants to digest us, we will die." Looking at the two Shengbu, the expression was hatred.

Di Yan peeled back the fluff and saw a pair of round, pitch-black eyes, "A 300-year-old rabbit demon?"

The rabbit said: "He is called Rong Rong, Rong Rong's daughter."

Shengbe: "..." is the demon who chased after Huanzhugege.

"When did you get eaten by the little bastard?" the emperor shook Rongrong in disgust.

Rong Rong screamed in fright, Di Yan said: "Well said, I will take you out of here."

Rongrong had no choice but to say that she didn't remember. When it was eaten, many demons were caught in it. At that time, there was still a talisman formation here, and they were continuously refined. After an unknown period of time, the talisman formation suddenly cracked open. , released many demons, Rongrong was small, hid in the gap, and fell inside.

Di Yan knew that the rabbit was talking about resentful soul Gu, so he didn't ask any more questions, dragging the sofa with one hand and Rong Rong with the other, and said, "Let's go out."

Before Shengbu asked how to get out, people were standing in the living room in a blink of an eye. Feibai had been listening to them, and when he heard that he had found the sofa, he immediately vomited him out.

The sofa landed heavily, and with Rongrong's screams, Feibai Xiaolong lay on the cat climbing frame and took a weird look, but didn't speak, Shengbu asked what's wrong, Feibai's voice was grandma's, the expression was still cold, and said : "The stomach was noisy before." It turned out that there was a monster in the stomach.

It didn't take long before Chen Li brought news that the superior leader agreed to meet Di Yan at the office of the Special Objects Department. Sheng Bu wanted to go with Di Yan, but received a call from Mama Sheng, saying His father came to Beijing on a business trip, and she also came. It happened that the family was reunited here. They arrived at the airport together. Sheng's father and his colleagues went first. Sheng's mother was at the airport by herself and wanted Sheng to pick her up.

"Go quickly." Di Yan said, "I'm not ready yet, so I won't visit her old man's house." After finishing speaking, he followed Chen Li and slipped away. What a joke, he wasn't ready to meet his mother-in-law .

On the way, Di Yan was fidgeting in the car.

Chen Li said: "Emperor, don't worry, our leader is easier to talk to."

"Easy to talk? One mouthful is to destroy the whole demon clan. I don't see where it's easy to talk. Besides, I'm not upset about it."

Chen Li said, "Is that because of Mr. Sheng's parents?"

Di Yan turned his head and stared at Chen Li who was driving with piercing eyes, "Do you have experience?"

Chen Li was embarrassed: "A prisoner is a turtle..."

Di Yan was proud: "Sheng Aiqing is holding a sword and has parents."

Chen Li: "..." Just let this dragon annoy him to death.

In the deep mountains and old forests, in the headquarters of Tewu, Chen Li parked his car and walked towards the meeting room with Diyan. A middle-aged man stood at the stairs, saw them, and said, "Finally we're here."

Chen Li: "Why come out, the director can't wait?"

The man said: "Director Li is here too, I want to meet." While speaking, he looked at Di Yan, who was dressed in a black hair and white robe, with his eyes, "Is this Mr. Di?"

Chen Li introduced: "Zhang Fang is our director's secretary. Why is Director Li here? It's not that he never participates..." Chen Li hesitated to speak, deliberately slowed down, and said to Di Yan: "A big man came inside. He is the old leader of the military region. He has a bad temper. Please pay attention to the emperor."

Di Yan frowned: "What are you paying attention to? Will I be afraid of him?"

Chen Li was ashamed: "No, no, the emperor misunderstood."

Di Yan didn't want to hear what he said, so he pushed open the door of the meeting room.

There were three people in the room looking at the door at the same time. Two of them were fat and wearing suits. The one in the middle was slightly older, in his fifties, with a stern expression and a dignified demeanor. It was Director Li.

Probably didn't expect Di Yan's appearance to be so normal, the three of them showed confused and surprised expressions, Director Li was the first to recover, and said concisely and forcefully: "Sit."

Di Yan stood in the middle of the room, looking contemptuously at everyone: "No need, to make a long story short, how does your country plan to deal with the monsters captured by the Special Objects Department? There is no need to go around. I am old and I don't have much patience."

Director Li originally wanted to be courteous before serving as soldiers, but when he saw that he was impolite, he also sulked.

The meeting was not as fast as expected, two hours later, Di Yan walked out the door, and Director Li yelled angrily in the room.

Chen Li trotted down the stairs following Diyan, "Dijun, I have something to discuss, you misunderstood Director Li, it's actually—"

The emperor didn't want to look at him, waved his sleeves, and the spell disappeared.

The emperor returned home annoyed, walked into the living room, heard voices from the kitchen, dived in, and said: "Today I met an old man who didn't know what to do, I was so angry, so hungry, I have something to eat—— "

In the kitchen, Moribe had flour in his hands, and a slender woman in an apron stood beside her.

Even with a rolling pin in hand, she couldn't hide the woman's mature, elegant and dignified temperament. Di Yan asked, "Beauty, who are you?"

The woman smiled narrowly, tilted her head slightly, glanced at Shengbu, and said, "Baby, is this the one you mentioned just now?"

Moribu was extremely embarrassed, "Hey, this, my mother." Then he said to his mother: "Don't call me by nickname."

Di Yan's eyes widened, and then widened.

Shengbu walked over to block Di Yan's sight, knowing that his mother was good-looking, but as his lover, he couldn't see it that way, Shengbu was a little jealous.

Di Yan poked his head out from behind his shoulder, and said, "Beauty, no, Ai Qing's mother, I think you look familiar, have we met before?"

Sheng Bu was speechless, blocking his face to strike up a conversation with his mother, it was still such a vulgar routine, he really had an idea.

"Let's go out for a while." Shengbu pulled Di Yan out of the kitchen impatiently.

Di Yan persisted in shouting: "We should have met. I am getting old and I can't remember it for a while, but I will definitely remember it!"

Shengbu pulled the man all the way to the remotest room on the second floor before letting go. He stared at Di deeply, his face darkened, "What nonsense, that's my mother."

"I really think—" Di Yan's chin was pinched by Sheng Bu, and Sheng Bu said, "Don't mess around, my dad needs my mom to say good things for us when my dad comes back at night, please be serious."

The old dragon was aggrieved, and Shengbu was sour, "You think my mother is so good-looking? I remember that you liked women before."

Di Yan was shocked: "Aiqing's mother is my mother, what is Aiqing thinking!"

Being jealous of his own mother, Shengbu also felt it was a bit exaggerated, and his tone softened a bit, "Then you are still talking nonsense about 'I used to know'."

"This gentleman should have known each other... well, it's fine if you don't know each other, the dragon is starving to death, and I want to eat."

Moribu was satisfied: "I told my mom that you are a cosplay lover, so I pretended to talk like this, don't let it slip, my mom is old, and may not be able to accept 'my son is out of the closet' and 'my son is out of the closet to someone else' Such a bizarre truth."

Di Yan agreed, and followed Sheng to see his mother.

Moribe made dumplings for Di Yan, then put on an apron and continued making dumplings with his mother.

Sheng Yingying was quite curious about her son's new love interest, and she glanced at her from time to time. To show respect for her mother-in-law, Di Yan returned a handsome and refined smile every time she was glanced at. Sheng Yingying felt embarrassed by his smile, and lowered her head and pursed her lips.

After wrapping it for a while, Shengbu put down the minced meat and said quietly: "It seems that I am redundant."

Sheng Yingying teased, "The baby is angry."

Di Yan poked his waist with an elbow, Sheng Yingying said: "I wanted to persuade you to find another girl to try, but when I saw him, I thought, probably no girl can fall into your eyes again. Coincidentally, when I saw your mother, I felt like old friends at first sight, just like we knew each other in our previous life."

Di Yan said: "It is true."

Moribe said: "It seems that God destined us to be a family."

In the kitchen, the mother is kind and the son is filial, and the atmosphere is very good. Sheng Yingying makes dumplings, and Emperor Yan graciously passes the meat stuffing.

Sheng Yingying said: "When your father comes back, I will persuade him. Your father is an old antique. He might be angry at the time, but he will accept it later."

"What does our father do?" Di Yan asked.

Sheng Bu said: "I am an official in the court, and I will retire in two years."

Sheng Yingying suddenly let out an ah, and Di Yan looked down, there was something extra in Sheng Yingying's dumpling filling—a non-white and rounded thing curled up on the dumpling skin, pretending to be a ball of dumpling filling.

Sheng Yingying's face turned pale, and Shengbu quickly grabbed it by the tail, out of grievance, and wanted to be a family member.

Moribu shook off the flour from its body, "Mom, don't be afraid, this is a chameleon raised by us, uh, a chameleon, it won't bite."

Sheng Yingying was still terrified, her face turned pale, Di Yan said coldly: "Look at the trouble you caused, throw it out and don't keep it."

Feibai was so frightened that he sat down in Shengbu's hand. Seeing that his cheap son was frightened, Shengbu said, "Mom, don't be afraid, see that Feibai gave you a fork."

Feibai's buttocks landed on the ground, and the two miniature short legs stretched straight apart, as if a fork had been split.

Seeing that it was funny, Sheng Yingying couldn't help laughing, Fei Bai had a flash of inspiration, seized the opportunity, stood up, hugged a calf with two small paws, fell to the side, and split for grandma!

Sheng Yingying giggled, took Feibai and put it in her hand, teasing her.

The way Sheng Yingying lowered her head and smiled made Di Yan more and more familiar. He let out a 'huh' and looked at Sheng Yingying carefully again. The doubts in his heart suddenly became clear. Not by coincidence, but by destiny.

Sheng Bu saw that Di Yan's face was changing and he didn't know what he was thinking about. He pulled him aside and said, "Don't worry, although my father is old-fashioned, he has a good temper and won't make things difficult for you. Also, my mother likes Feibai. , don’t think about throwing it out anymore, or it will have shadows in its heart when it was young, and it will be easy to feel inferior when it grows up.”

"I have no parents since I was a child, and I have never felt inferior, so squeamish." Di Yan said indifferently, but secretly remembered it in his heart.

After making dumplings, Shengbu made four hot and four cold ones. After eight o'clock in the evening, Shengbu's mysterious father finally arrived.

Shengbu's father was a big official, in order to avoid suspicion, Shengbu followed his mother's surname since he was a child, and Sheng's father's surname was Li, whose name was Pei Zhang.

Li Peizhang strode into the living room, rubbed his hands and wanted to hug Sheng Yingying, and called out affectionately, "Daughter-in-law, where is the baby?"

Sheng Yingying dodged his hand and glared, "I came back so late, your wife and baby are starving to death waiting for you."

"Don't mention it, I'm so mad today."

"what happened?"

Li Peizhang said: "You can't ask about work."

"Fuck you old bastard."

Li Peizhang looked around: "Where's the baby?"

Shengbu dragged Di Yan, who suddenly changed his face, to the living room, "Don't be afraid, my dad really has a good temper."

Di Yan knocked on the door with his hands, "See you next time! I'll be gone this time!"

Shengbu dragged Diyan over and said, "Dad, I'm out of the closet. Actually, I like men. This is my partner."

Di Yan and Li Peizhang looked at each other, and after a long time, Di Yan said stiffly, "Hi."

Li Peizhang: "..." The smile disappeared immediately.