amazingly short legs

"Isn't there a lot of involuntary things in the world?" Di Yan said.

Boyi looked at the fish tank hesitantly, a little loving.

"Leave it to me. The Department of Special Objects exists to deal with such things." Chen Li reached out to take the fish tank.

Di Yan was not happy with his statement of 'this kind of thing', but he didn't want to worry about troublesome things, so he immediately agreed, looked at the people in the room, and asked, "Is there anything else? If there is nothing else, don't get together."

Trouble him to love Sheng Aiqing.

So everyone left quickly, and didn't want to see the old dragon showing affection.

I slept soundly all night, and when I woke up the next day, the old dragon was stretching on the pillow refreshed, and seeing Mr. Sheng who was putting on clothes by the bedside, he squeezed his throat and said, "Morning, Aiqing, last night Did you sleep well?"

Shengbu was speechless: "I promised to hurt me, and I fell asleep faster than anyone else. The way Long Jun hurts is unexpected."

Di Yan patted the bed: "I said, why is there so much resentment, come on, lie down, I have already rested, and now it hurts."

Moribe hesitated for a while, but was seduced by the beauty, so he chose to lie back.

Di Yan snapped his fingers and set up a barrier in the room, "No one can disturb you this time."

The red waves rolled in the enchantment, and there was no sudden rumbling and thunder outside the window.

Chen Li hastily opened the window of the hotel, it was cloudless and sunny outside.

"What's going on? Not Ray?"

Prison Turtle also lay on the window sill, looked outside, was stunned for a while, then lowered his head and pinched his fingers: "It seems to be Mingze."

Chen Li: "Mingze?"

"A monster that can make thunder."

Bang, bang, the door of the room was knocked.

Chen Li went to open the door, and Boyi ran in anxiously with his mobile phone, and said, "Look, there's a Mingze who ran out, it's on the side of Luolong New District, it's hurting people along the street, someone took a picture of it. "

In the live video, the weird-looking Mingze is rampaging on the road.

"Where's Emperor Yan?" Chen Li asked.

Boyi: "There is an enchantment in my adult's room, I just knocked on the door for a long time but didn't hear it."

Chen Li: "It's broad daylight, what kind of barrier should be set up." He walked outside while talking.

Boyi grabbed him, winked at him, and said, "Bai Rixuan, my lord will grow stronger and stronger, and the old tree will bloom. Minister Chen, please don't bother me."

Chen Li reacted, his face flushed slightly, and he muttered that he was not serious. He felt someone pulling the hem of his clothes, and when he lowered his head, he saw the turtle eagerly saying, "I also want to announce that in the daytime."

Boyi looked at them curiously, and Chen Li coughed dryly, "Wait a minute, cough, get rid of Mingze... let's go."

Except for Diyan and Shengbu, the rest of the monsters were already waiting in the hotel corridor. Boyi watched the live video all the way, and the live broadcast software recommended several videos of the same type. Boyi opened it, and then widened his eyes, "It's over."

There were monsters and beasts making trouble in several places, and there were four or five places that were photographed by netizens, let alone the ones that were not photographed. Chen Li made a decisive decision: "Let's split up and deal with these troublesome monsters first."

The troops were divided into three groups, with Chen Li and Penguil as a team, Bo Yi as a team, Hei Jiao and Zhang Jun as a team, and after a few brief explanations, they left quickly.

It wasn't until the afternoon that Lao Long and Mr. Sheng finally finished their work, and Di Yan supported the old man's waist, still wanting more.

Shengbu leaned over to kiss him: "There are still a few more poses..."

Di Yan: "I am quite old."

Moribe: "So you have to enjoy yourself in time." As he said that, he pushed it back, but fortunately the screen of the mobile phone on the table lit up, and Di Yan retreated the barrier when he saw it, the ringtone broke the charming atmosphere, and he picked up the mobile phone to see There were 32 missed calls.

The monster Boyi met was a green python with a hundred years of cultivation and still not in human form. He just had his facial features repaired on his face, and he chased him viciously, wanting to eat him to increase his cultivation.

Python eats sheep, although there are differences in cultivation, Boyi still hates all monsters that eat sheep by nature. His four hooves are like a tap dance, jumping up and down on the green python's body, and he struggles to get out of the wool. On the mobile phone, use one hoof to connect to the phone, and quickly said: "You guys finally ended up making a big deal!"

Boyi told Di Yan about the monsters that appeared in various places, "How come there are so many monsters all of a sudden, eating people and making trouble, they are not obedient at all! They don't look like civilized monsters living under the influence of socialist core values." !"

Di Yan lay on the bed, Sheng Bu rubbed his waist, after listening to Boyi's words, he said, "Shall we help?"

Di Yan frowned, faintly feeling something was wrong, and said, "Have you seen similar news in the past two years?"

"I didn't pay much attention, probably not."

Di Yan: "Bo Yi and Hei Jiao are monsters with powerful magic powers. They are known to be monsters with hidden breaths and tails between their legs. How can such low-level monsters who can't even imagine a human figure suddenly dare to run amok among humans? You don't think it's weird."

"Are you too sensitive? Maybe it's just a few monsters who have been holding back for a long time and come out to make trouble."

Di Yan glanced at him, and said: "You are the one who has been holding back for a long time. The human race now has □□short cannon nuclear|bombs, I don't believe that any monster can hold back without even dying." He stood up, " Go and have a look, after all, this gentleman is wise and martial, loves to work, is righteous, is awe-inspiring and beautiful, and is worthy of being a dragon and phoenix among demons."

Moribe: "..."

The white and tender Boyi sheep and sheep finally stepped on the green python monster smoothly, and there was warm applause from around. Boyi raised his head and saw that the surroundings had been surrounded by three layers of people inside and outside. After a few laps, everyone was delighted to hear and see it. They took out their mobile phones and took pictures while applauding, "Long time to see you, this sheep is amazing." Were you smiling smugly just now?"

Boyi pouted, his beard twitched, he could be regarded as an Internet celebrity now, it's so easy to get popular.

Not long after, Diyan and Shengbu rushed to the place, seeing that stupid sheep was still happy, he was speechless, Sheng parted from the crowd and walked over: "Come on, let me go, this is a foreign sheep from the circus, Courageous. Snake is also a circus, and they often play together."

Shengbu tied Boyi with a rope, and Diyan picked up the green python. Shengbu said: "Everyone, keep a low profile. The animals in the circus have the copyright to shoot them. Let's delete them. If posting them on the Internet is an infringement, we have to deal with them one by one." Sue."

When the onlookers heard that it was a circus animal, they didn't dare to be interested, and most of them deleted the video.

When he walked to a place where no one was around, Boyi also lamented how easy it is to be an Internet celebrity.

Di Yan pinched the green python's seven inches with two fingers, and asked: "Why did you come out to hurt people? Where did you practice before?"

The green python hissed and spit out the letter at him, struggling vigorously, Di Yan's hands were slippery, he felt disgusted, too lazy to talk nonsense, he directly cast a spell to take away the green python's mung bean-sized spiritual wisdom, and then wiped his eyes, and saw the green python almost Hundreds of years of memory.

The experience of the python monster is not complicated. When it was born, it crawled around in the woods to eat. If it ate too much, it grew up. When it grew too big, it became a spirit. After becoming a spirit, its experience was completely dark. The emperor hated repeating. After watching it several times, I feel dizzy, the darkness keeps spinning, and the noisy roar of monsters is heard in my ears.

"How is it?" Sheng Bu saw that Di Yan opened his eyes.

Di Yan said: "It seemed to be trapped somewhere before, and it was released just recently."

Boyi: "Can't you see where?"

Di Yan was thoughtful, and said: "I have a guess, but I don't know if it is right, and I need to look at a few more."

Boyi said: "It's easy to handle. Minister Chen and Hei Jiao should also be able to catch the troublesome monster. Let's go back and wait for them."

In the evening, everyone returned to the hotel.

Chen Li and Prison Gui also captured a demon, which had just opened its spiritual intelligence, had no human form, and could not speak yet.

Prisoner Turtle said, "I have seen its wisdom."

Di Yan: "Learn from me."

Prison Turtle: "..." I really want to smash him to death with a turtle shell.

Chen Li laughed and said, "We have a guess, and I don't know if it's right."

Moribe: "We have it too, it should be earlier than you."

Chen Li: "..." Let's smash this pair to death.

The desire to win was inexplicably pervasive, and in the end Di Yan shared his thoughts with the overall situation in mind, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Prison Turtle said in unison with him, "It was my lord that you smashed the cup of resentment."

Di Yan said quickly: "The demons in the Resentment Cup have been tempered by Jiang Yu for many years, and those who didn't die escaped."

Prison Turtle said: "Since you caused the trouble, then we won't participate."

Di Yan said indifferently: "To be honest, I don't care too much about them coming out to make trouble. It's just eating a few people and disrupting social stability."

Chen Li grabbed the prisoner turtle and whispered, "The Department of Special Objects is obliged to manage special species."

Prison Turtle pouted.

Hei Jiao and Zhang Jun came back last, and the atmosphere between them was a bit strange.

Boyi asked: "What kind of monster did you meet? Did you not catch it?"

Zhang Jun looked at Heijiao and said, "Don't bring it out yet?"

Hei Jiao raised his hand expressionlessly, and there was a girl on his arm, with a pretty upper body and a slippery dragon tail on the lower body.

The Jiao Yao looked at the crowd in fear, and tightly wrapped his hands around the neck of the Hei Jiao.

The tortoise's eyes glowed green, which was a big gossip.

Di Yan: "Tell me, what's going on."

Heijiao looked indifferent, and Zhang Jun said, "Heijiao said that this is the maid he lost 300 years ago, Biyou."

Di Yan nodded, "Ask her what's going on now?"

Hei Jiao whispered: "Not afraid."

Biyou carefully put her forehead against the black flood dragon, and passed through her hundreds of years of experience.After reading it, Hei Jiao frowned and said, "She was arrested and locked up in a place where many monsters devoured each other, until she was released suddenly yesterday."

Di Yan: "Sure enough." It was he who destroyed the resentful soul Gu and accidentally released these monsters.

Chen Lidao: "Since this is the case, we must set up an emergency team as soon as possible to arrest all the monsters released."

Di Yan finally got rid of Jiang Yu, and now he just wants to talk to his family, Sheng Aiqing, about the love he missed in those years. He doesn't want to worry about anything. It was Di Yan who was doing his best, so he said: "It's okay if Dijun wants to rest for a few days, I'll go and catch the monster first, if I encounter one that I can't handle, please ask Dijun to help me."

The emperor hated seeing him go on the road like this, so he agreed wholeheartedly.

Everyone sat down and had dinner together. Chen Li began to arrange tomorrow's tasks, first to find out how many monsters have been released now, what kind of skills they are, and how to arrest them.

Hei Jiao was about to leave with Biyou in his arms, but Zhang Jun called him quickly: "Aren't you listening?"

Heijiao said: "This matter has nothing to do with me." He is just a monster trying to survive in the human race, neither under Di Yan nor an employee of the Special Objects Department, so there is no need to delay here any longer.

Chen Li looked at Di Yan in embarrassment, and Di Yan said, "I'm not easy to force monsters, it depends on your personal charm."

Zhang Jun glanced at Heijiao who was holding the banshee indiscriminately, smiled disappointedly, and said, "Don't force it, Master Prison Turtle and Boyi should be enough."

In order to live a life of paying five social insurances and one housing fund, and taking meal allowances on weekends, Boyi decided to join the Department of Special Objects and become an honorable civil servant.

Di Yan patted Zhang Jun's shoulder comfortingly, and said, "We'll go back tomorrow."

Boyi teased the clown dragon in the water tank with a chopstick, and asked, "What about it?"

Di Yan said: "Minister Chen has already decided to adopt, so why worry about it?"

The clown dragon in the fish tank raised its neck and poked outside. Hearing Di Yan's words, he blinked his small mung bean-like eyes sadly.

At this time, Biyou, who was originally held by the black flood dragon, let out a scream, and suddenly a handful of water splashed in the fish tank, and everyone saw a splash, only to feel that there was a huge monster flashing past in front of them, and disappeared in an instant.

A large puddle of water flowed down the floor of the room, the banshee in the arms of the black dragon disappeared, and the clown dragon in the fish tank hiccupped.

The atmosphere froze strangely for a moment, the black flood dragon's expression was gloomy, Di Yan frowned, and quickly grabbed the clown dragon's neck, saying, "Spit it out."

The clown dragon licked the corners of his lips unsatisfactorily, and said "wow" to the black dragon, and the banshee, who was one person tall, returned to the black dragon's arms, wet and sticky, pale, and trembling like frightened .

Everyone looked at the clown dragon whose waist was only as thick as chopsticks in the fish tank: "..."

The name of Taotie is well-deserved.

Boyi said: "Take it to hunt demons, and everything you catch goes into its stomach."

Chen Li had no choice but to say: "If the emperor goes back, can you help take care of it for a few days first, and wait for us to catch the fleeing monster before picking it up."

Prisoner Turtle knocked on the fish tank: "You can stay with us if you want, but you have to watch your stomach."

The clown dragon narrowed his eyes and bared his teeth at him, looking like a brat who refused to be disciplined.

"It seems to be only afraid of little dragons," Moribu said.

Bo Yi said: "After all, it is its father."

Sheng Bu turned to look at Di Yan: "What do you mean?"

Emperor Yan said: "Since it wants to follow me, then follow. Take this opportunity, and I will teach it how to be a demon."

Before dawn the next day, Chen Li received the news that there was a demon making trouble in the city, so he, Peng Gui, Zhang Jun and Bo Yi set off to hunt the demon.

Di Yan and Shengbu had had enough sleep, so they set off to return to the capital. Shengbu is also the nominal leader of the entertainment company, and he still has to attend the board meeting every once in a while to learn about the company's recent development.

They met Heijiao at the entrance of the hotel, and Di Yan lay lazily on the window of the caravan, and said, "What are you going to do with your little maid? If you take her back to your shop, she can't even transform into a human form. When the spiritual power was abundant a hundred years ago, it might not be easy if one wanted to become an adult and live freely in the human race."

A hint of hesitation appeared on Hei Jiao's indifferent face.

Di Yan said: "The turtle is a spiritual fetus in the mountains. The place where it grows is full of spiritual power. If you can practice there, you will be able to achieve your wish in a short time."

Hei Jiao was silent for a moment, "Do you want me to help them hunt monsters?"

Diyan showed a smile: "No, I want you to join the Special Objects Department. If it's not convenient for you to work full-time, at least you can work part-time."

Sheng Bu listened in the car and felt that his old dragon was very good at taking advantage of demons.

Hei Jiao said: "Why do you help people?"

Di Yan said: "This gentleman just suddenly thought that instead of letting the Yaozu scatter outside, it is better to collect them together, manage them in a unified way, pay five insurances and one housing fund, and create a better life together."

"to be frank."

Emperor Yan smiled: "There are many demons and they are powerful. Although the Department of Special Objects is temporarily under the control of the human race, but if one day humans and demons can no longer create a better life together, the demon race can give an order and come up with a complete system. The army is coming."

Hei Jiao was silent for a moment, and said, "It's so cheap."

Di Yan said: "I am the Lord of Ten Thousand Mountains and the King of Ten Thousand Monsters. You should drive."

The luxury car drove past Hei Jiao, he stood still and thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone and called Zhang Jun.