Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

The wild man couldn't be found for the time being, but the otaku roommate came late.

Last time Shao Tingfeng was able to borrow a fancy luxury car, but what he could borrow today was a small broken car that looked like it was about to fall apart.The body was covered in scratches and mud, and the tires were even patched.

Cheng Fei felt sore, it's over, this little cannon fodder is going back more and more, Qin Shenlun has only declared war for a few days, and the little cannon fodder has already fallen to this point...

"What are you doing standing still?"

Shao Tingfeng's cool voice sounded, and he rolled down the car window to let him get in the car.

Cheng Fei withdrew his thoughts, and was about to open the co-pilot's door, but Shao Tingfeng got out of the car first, walked to the back seat and opened the car himself: "Sit in the back."

"Oh." Cheng Fei generally doesn't like the back seat. Although he knows that seat is the safest, it doesn't look good if it doesn't have a wide view.

But Shao Tingfeng's eyes were a little uncompromising, just like when he was not allowed to get out of bed in the hospital.

Cheng Fei didn't dare to disobey such Shao Tingfeng for no reason, and sat down obediently with his head down.When he was seated, Shao Tingfeng gently supported him, making him dumbfounded: "I'm really not seriously ill, junior."

What responded to him was the soft sound of Shao Tingfeng closing the car door firmly.

When I got into the car, I found that the interior was not as dilapidated as the outside. It should be top-of-the-line. The seats are soft and comfortable, and there are five or six pillows. It seems that they were bought temporarily and they have not been opened.

Cheng Fei picked up one, looked at it, and couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth: "Little Shao Shao, why are you buying these pillows after staying outside for so long?"

"No."

Cheng Fei smiled even more: "Don't you know that the label on it has time... Well, the bill was settled half an hour ago, Snow Supermarket—ah!"

The car started suddenly, fast and violently, interrupting Cheng Fei's words, but slowly descended after he let out a low breath.

Cheng Fei was buried in the pillow, and he didn't bump and collide because of the sudden acceleration of the car. Instead, he was very comfortable in the soft pillow.He secretly turned his head and glanced at the roommate who was holding the steering wheel in front of him, and saw Shao Tingfeng's slightly red ears, which were getting redder and extending towards his neck.

Cheng Fei couldn't help laughing out loud.

He thinks that sometimes Shao Tingfeng will blush when he pokes it, and it is very interesting to pretend to be calm.He couldn't bear to bully such an honest little cannon fodder.

The car drove smoothly, Cheng Fei took apart those pillows, buried them comfortably, and fell asleep again in a daze.Anyway, he is special now, sleeping soundly.

When he woke up again, he had already returned to school. Shao Tingfeng also moved his things up. Seeing that he woke up, he didn't say anything. When he came up, he frowned in displeasure.

The two went upstairs together, and as soon as they opened the door of the dormitory, Cheng Fei was startled.

After not coming back for half a month, the dormitory has changed.First of all, at the entrance, a shoe-changing stool with a chair back is added. The stool is also padded with a cushion. When sitting on it, the small stool is stable and comfortable; It was replaced with a large four-seat sofa with a long chaise longue. The original small tea table was also removed and replaced with a thick carpet.

Cheng Fei was even more pleasantly surprised by the open kitchen, where a non-slip mat was laid on the floor.

Not only that, the bathroom and balcony are also covered with non-slip mats, and all cabinet corners and table corners are all installed with soft anti-collision strips.

Cheng Fei was pleasantly surprised, but also a little confused: "Is our dormitory going to be turned into a children's paradise? So many anti-collision strips and anti-slip mats?"

Shao Tingfeng's tone was indifferent: "The school made a unified arrangement."

Cheng Fei opened his eyes wide: "Unified arrangement? You mean the whole school dormitory is like this?"

Shao Tingfeng's face remained unchanged: "Yes."

Cheng Fei stared at him suspiciously, always feeling that something was wrong, so he went to the next door to "inspect".Sure enough, the next door is also full of anti-collision strips and anti-slip mats. It is said that some students slipped in the dormitory a few days ago, and the school added these protective measures in a very humane manner.

That's... a big deal.It's just a young man in a strong body who slides, not a kindergarten kid.

The corner of Cheng Fei's mouth twitched: "As expected of an aristocratic school, rich and powerful, it hurts to be idle."

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

"What's the matter with the sofa?" After returning to the dormitory, Cheng Fei poked it casually, only to feel that the new sofa was soft and soft, and it felt extremely good, so he simply lay down on the imperial concubine couch, squinting his eyes like a cat , "Ah, it's really comfortable. I understand, did you buy it because you wanted to lie here and watch the live broadcast?"

"Ah."

"Hmph, I knew it!" Cheng Fei stretched on the sofa, with a pillow between his legs, and Ge You paralyzed comfortably.

Shao Tingfeng saw that his clothes were pulled up because of the stretching movement, revealing his white belly.It's still very flat there, only a little flesh on the side of the waist, but it looks cute and makes people want to pinch it.

He calmly withdrew his gaze, lowered his eyes and walked towards his room, but then stopped and walked back to the sofa.Then he picked up the small blanket on the sofa and unfolded it to cover Cheng Fei's abdomen.

Cheng Fei opened his eyes suddenly, and heard Shao Tingfeng's serious tone: "The doctor said, catching a cold hurts the stomach."

Cheng Fei froze for two seconds, grabbed the blanket on his stomach, and laughed heartlessly.

Laughing and beating his chest and stamping his feet, this roommate is really stupid, no wonder he was cheated by the Shao family in the original book and ruined his fortune.

Such a silly little cannon fodder, you really need to be more careful in the future.

After lying on the sofa for a long time, Cheng Fei lazily packed the things he brought back from the hospital.When putting the clothes into the closet, his eyes came into contact with the carefully packed suit, and he fell into deep thought for a moment.

Now he finally understands why some girls want to find a scumbag for an explanation after they become pregnant, because he really wants to find that wild man now, shook his shoulder and said, "I'm pregnant with your cub, hurry up and hit me!" Alimony, I promise to take the money and get away with it!"

Of course, it's just thinking about it, relying on the fact that the other party is a set of expensive suits casually, and the gentle performance on the bed, Cheng Fei doesn't think the other party is a scumbag, if he can, he is still willing to find that person, if the other party is reliable, he also Don't mind telling him about the pregnancy.

It's just that how to find it is a problem. The memory of that night is too vague. All the clues seem to be only this suit.

Cheng Fei stared at its low-key and gorgeous buttons in a daze.People who can afford it must be rich people, and rich people have a circle of rich people, maybe they can start from others.

Shao Tingfeng was barely one of the rich people he knew, but considering Shao Tingfeng's rough clothes that were comparable to straight men in science and engineering, Cheng Fei gave up the idea of ​​consulting him.

Apart from Shao Tingfeng, there was another person, although that person was a little older.

Cheng Fei took out the clothes from the storage bag, and carefully photographed a set of Jiugongge.

·

After returning to school, it is natural to resume classes.

I don't know if it was because he was in the hospital for too long, Cheng Fei almost couldn't get up the next day, and he didn't even have time to make breakfast.He was already mentally prepared to meet the resentful eyes of Xiao Cannon Fodder when he left the bedroom. Who knew that Xiao Cannon Fodder became "sensible" a lot overnight, not only didn't blame him, he even bought it while feeding the cat and came back early, and it was on the dining table Eating steamed buns alone.

He bought a lot, and the table was full, so when Cheng Fei tried to get a soft meat bun, Young Master Shao frowned slightly, but reluctantly shared his ration.

When Cheng Fei finished eating one and his stomach was still growling with hunger, his expression was reluctant, and finally he reluctantly shared two more pork buns.

Cannibal's mouth is soft, and Cheng Fei's mouth is very sweet and praises against his will: "Xiao Shao is generous in his actions, and it must be very happy to be your girlfriend."

"Cough cough cough cough!"

The straw in Shao Tingfeng's mouth suddenly bent and hit his throat.

·

Four public classes early in the morning, extremely boring.

Cheng Fei sat in the last row and was drowsy. After the second class, there was half an hour of activity time, so he just fell asleep on his stomach.

Sleeping soundly, he was suddenly woken up by a hand poking him.Angrily, he raised his head from the standing book, and met Shi Zhen's nervous face.

"Dear Fei Feizi, long time no see! How are you?"

"Don't call me that." Cheng Fei frowned.

"Hey, I was wrong." Shi Zhen picked up a twig that broke off somewhere from behind, "I apologize, Mr. Fei Feizi doesn't count seniors' faults."

Cheng Fei took the branch and whipped him before throwing it aside.

Shi Zhen knew that this was a turning point, and said with a smile: "I knew you were so stupid, I shouldn't have pushed you to run away last time, I heard that you were just discharged from the hospital yesterday, and I was going to see you, but I was afraid Shot by Junior Brother Shao! He also said that if you have any troubles, he will end my live broadcast room, hum, he thought he was the administrator 03, I am such a popular male anchor, he can end it if he says it?"

"I don't know if he can do it to me, but if you say I'm false again, I'll bribe him to beat you." Cheng Fei said unhappily, and didn't want to explain why he was hospitalized.

Shi Zhen naturally heaved and sighed again, and after performing a good show, he sneaked out some snacks from his arms like an underground gangster: "After I've made my apology, I'll make an apology."

They were all recent Internet celebrity snacks, and the sponsors gave him some to try. He tried some and thought they were good, so he took them to please Cheng Fei.

I have to say that such an unassuming senior like Shi Zhen is rare.Of course, all this is for the sake of going to Cengfan again in the future.

Although Cheng Fei ate three steamed buns and a bowl of porridge in the morning, he was really hungry after two classes. When he saw the colorful bags, he immediately grabbed a bag and tore it up to eat.

Just tore open the first bag and found it was chocolate.He was about to put it in his mouth, when he suddenly thought of the damn doctor's advice, that you can't drink coffee when you're pregnant, and chocolate is also made of cocoa beans, so it should be on the taboo list.

Cheng Fei swallowed, but put it down and ate other snacks instead.

Shi Zhen originally thought that a good cook like Cheng Fei should look down on these industrial products produced on the assembly line, but who knows that he ate up one bag after another, taking advantage of the time between classes, and ate them all!

Shi Zhen was dumbfounded: "Fei Feizi, you, haven't you lost weight?"

Cheng Fei was still digging at the unformed internet sweet potato chips in the snack bag, and said sullenly, "It won't be reduced for the time being."

Shi Zhen: "..."

Okay, you don’t lose weight, but you still eat so much because you want to get fat?

Thinking of something, Shi Zhen suddenly gloated: "Don't, if you get fat, Yan Gou in your live broadcast room will have to climb the wall to come to me, after all—" He patted his face narcissistically, " Am I considered a prosperous beauty?"

Cheng Fei looked at him coolly: "You don't have much time, take advantage of my time to gain weight and try to suck more of my blood." After Lao Tzu gave birth, what else will you do?

"Hee hee, don't worry, the senior won't compete with Fei Feizi for his job." Shi Zhen said with a smile, "But during your hospitalization, all your fans have gone to my live broadcast room."

"Ah."

He and Shizhen often co-broadcast, the overlap rate of fans is high, and the relationship is particularly harmonious.Cheng Fei finally finished eating all the snacks and asked, "What did they say in your live broadcast room?"

Shi Zhen laughed loudly: "They asked you if you have succeeded in losing weight. I think you are about to fail. If you need women's clothing, remember to ask me."

Cheng Fei: "..."

Fuck, he almost forgot about it!

Shi Zhen emphasized again: "Your senior, I have a lot of experience in women's clothing, and I will give you the most thoughtful guidance~~ You just need to rely on me!"

Cheng Fei felt weak and wanted to shut up Shi Zhen's gloating mouth.

But after being reminded by him, he suddenly thought of something, and quickly took out his phone to open the photo album.

"Senior, what do you think of this suit?"

Shi Zhen glanced at it, and was immediately envious: "Fairyland high-end, so expensive, I wanted to buy one for my coming-of-age ceremony, but I never made an appointment, and then I managed to make an appointment. My family went bankrupt, so I was reluctant to buy it. What, is this suit yours? It's so detailed."

"No, chances and coincidences are temporarily kept here." Cheng Fei said vaguely, "I don't know its owner yet. If you have a connection, can you help me look it up?"

Shi Zhen didn't think much about it, seeing that it was rare for him to ask for help, he repeatedly agreed: "No problem, it's on your brother Zhen."

The time between classes passed quickly.

Before leaving, Shi Zhen emphasized again emphatically: "Hey, if you dress up as a woman, don't forget to find me!"

"Get out." Cheng Fei gave him a middle finger, but his heart was lost.

Snowflakes are fluttering, and the north wind is blowing.This women's clothing is probably impossible to escape.

Even if he restrained his diet, those birth control pills would make him swollen, not to mention that his stomach would grow bigger in the future, and no matter how he covered it up, he would be chubby.

It's better to take advantage of being slim and beautiful, and die early and be reborn early.

Thinking of this, he silently turned on Butter TV, logged into the live broadcast room that he hadn't been on for a long time, struggled for a few seconds, and then made an announcement in the anchor paradise:

[Live broadcast of women's clothing on time next week. 】

[If you want to see what I wear, just vote, of course, please be civilized and harmonious, don't think about three o'clock or anything]

·

On the other side, Shao Tingfeng, who was strolling to the school gate to receive the courier during the break, suddenly popped up a subscription reminder on his phone.Because it is a noble VIP of cream, you can customize many exclusive services, including the anchor's online reminder, the anchor's dynamics, etc.

So as soon as Cheng Fei made the announcement, he received a reminder.

Shao Tingfeng put the package full of couriers in his arms on the ground, opened the cream and entered the live broadcast room. When he saw the series of announcements, his expression was dazed.

The news released just 10 minutes ago is a vote, and countless water friends have already participated.

What Cheng Fei released is the highest authority voting form, and even the voting options are decided by netizens. The time period is five days, and the deadline is next week.

The voting topic is: [Want to see what women's clothing the anchor wears? 】

And the current voting progress is:

【Bunny girl: 233】

[Sailor suit: 382]

[Hanfu: 34]

【Lolita: 24】

[Dead reservoir water: 5040]

Staring at "dead reservoir water" with the highest option, Shao Tingfeng frowned slightly, with a puzzled expression, and slowly entered keywords on the search page with his fingertips.

Ten seconds later, Young Master Shao's eyes were so cold that there was no warmth at all.The well-packed express box in his hand was originally square and the size of a head, but at some point it was squeezed into a small jewelry box the size of a palm.

The contents were squeezed out of shape, and some oily juice spilled out, staining his hands.

The courier boy next to him was stunned. He glanced at this classmate and shivered from his cold eyes.But uphold the professionalism and cautiously remind: "...Student, no compensation for man-made damage, please, please sign for receipt..."

Shao Tingfeng looked at him coolly, and just when he thought his life was in danger, the other party slowly signed his name.

One stroke after another, neatly and neatly, but there is an inexplicably chilling air.

Courier brother: "..."

The author has something to say: at Nimeng's request, add a new chapter

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