Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

Shao Tingfeng asked for sick leave for him.

The doctor repeatedly emphasized to Cheng Fei in private that his fetal image was very unstable and there was a possibility of miscarriage at any time, but Cheng Fei knew that the setting was there, as long as he did not overdo it, nothing would happen to the fetus, so he decided Not very concerned.

The doctor strictly forbade him to get out of bed. He was bored lying on the bed, and his whole body was too stiff, so he got out of bed secretly and walked a few steps in the ward.

In the end, he was caught by Shao Tingfeng who came to visit after class.

Shao Tingfeng's eyes were light, and he looked at him silently.He obviously didn't say a word, and even had his hand on the doorknob, but he had the illusion that he was going to come over in a second... come and eat him.

Cheng Fei's heart trembled inexplicably, and he went back to the bed obediently.

From then on, Shao Tingfeng took his own leave and came here to monitor him.

Cheng Fei was pressed on the hospital bed, and the quilt was wrapped from head to toe, tightly and airtight.He wanted to cry but had no tears, "Are you really okay if you don't go to class? If you are absent again, you will have to make up the exam."

There was a sound of disappearing music, and Shao Tingfeng lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, and said indifferently: "It doesn't matter."

After playing Xiaoxiaole, Young Master Shao turned on Cream TV as usual, watched the live broadcast with a slumped face and unblinking eyes, and watched one after another.

Cheng Fei recalled: "Damn, it's fake to accompany me, is it true to skip class?"

Shao Tingfeng: "Yes."

Cheng Fei: "..." There are such brazen scumbags in the world, and Shao Tingfeng's lowest grades are indeed not for nothing.

He smiled coldly: "Young master Shao, do you dare to turn up the volume? Wouldn't it be nice to watch the live broadcast together?"

Shao Tingfeng glanced at him, obediently plugged in his earphones, and stopped disturbing him.

Cheng Fei was very, very tired.

However, he was quietly relieved when he learned that his roommate did not come to accompany him specially.The weird feeling of being gently rubbed by Shao Tingfeng's hair during the injection that day has been lingering, and he still wonders if Shao Tingfeng has discovered something unusual. Fortunately, looking at it now, Shao Tingfeng is still the same Shao Tingfeng, a dead house straight man Be reassuring.

But soon, Cheng Fei discovered that it was not a good idea to let her roommates accompany her.

This roommate held his mobile phone all day long and did not let go of it. He had a lukewarm attitude, but he was very concerned about the doctor's orders. The doctor told him not to let him get out of bed, and Cheng Fei would never get out of bed.Cheng Fei wanted to go to the toilet, so he handed over a urinal prepared in the ward with no expression on his face: "Use this."

Cheng Fei was too ashamed to use such a shameful thing, Shao Tingfeng pressed the call bell and asked the doctor: "He doesn't cooperate, do you want to insert a catheter for him?"

Guide, urine, tube!

In Cheng Fei's impression, those were only used by paralyzed patients, he, he was just trying to save the baby!

"Okay, I'll use it." Cheng Fei angrily took the urinal, and angrily drove him out.

Shao Tingfeng had been stabbed countless times without knowing it, put his hands in his pockets coolly, walked to the door without recognition from his relatives, and closed the door intimately.

Cheng Fei in the ward lay on the bed holding the small pot for a long time, every pore in his body was resisting it.It wasn't until I couldn't hold back anymore that I lifted the quilt.

The times that followed were unbearable.In the end, Cheng Fei's face turned red, and he stumbled and shouted: "Yes, it's done!"

Shao Tingfeng opened the door when he heard the sound, and saw that the person on his bed buried his face in the pillow in shame, his exposed ears were red and cute, and there was a small pot beside the bed.Shao Tingfeng pursed his lips. He was very calm at first, and his ears felt a little hot from being dragged, but he still calmly took the small pot to the bathroom and poured it out.

After a whole day, he just waited on Cheng Fei to solve his physical problems without changing his expression.

Because of frequent drips, or because of pregnancy, this physical problem happened very frequently. After a few times, Cheng Fei had to get used to this small but extremely shameful thing.

Anyway, as long as he pretends not to be embarrassed, that shame will not be able to catch up with him.

After being hospitalized for a few days, Cheng Fei received needles and examinations every day, and even the most straight man gradually felt a little bit more realistic about being pregnant.When Shao Tingfeng was not around, he would occasionally lift his clothes to see his still flat belly, and secretly fantasize about how it would look bulging.

Probably because the fetus also felt his cooperation, the bleeding finally stopped.

"The gastric bleeding has improved," the doctor lied in front of Shao Tingfeng, "you can get out of bed."

Cheng Fei cheered, and secretly winked at the doctor, thanking him for his efforts to cover.

The corner of the doctor's mouth twitched, thinking that being an actor was really not easy. He was dealing with two people who knew the truth but had evil intentions.

However, he is also very professional. In order to increase his "credibility", he also bought one get one free doctor's advice: "Although the stomach is no longer bleeding, you still have to pay attention to your body, don't stay up late, and avoid spicy food. Observe for a few more days, You can leave the hospital if there are no accidents."

Patients with a bad stomach should, of course, have a light diet.

But Cheng Fei really has a bad stomach. On the contrary, he has passed the most uncomfortable period of nausea, and now he is in the stage of overwhelming appetite. He only wants to replenish all kinds of heavy, oily calorie bombs. .

However, this doctor added to the superfluous, and Cheng Fei's recipe suddenly became a tragedy.

In order to pretend to have a "stomach problem", he had to obediently drink plain porridge and eat boiled meat without oil and salt.

Shao Tingfeng brought his favorite sour bamboo shoots. Every time he opened the refrigerator in the ward and saw the fresh-keeping box, he would secrete crazily in his mouth, but he could only hold back the bamboo shoots and the box. Belly urge.

The next day, the nurse brought the bland "stomach-nourishing" noodles. Cheng Fei sucked the noodles in his mouth, but secretly glanced at the refrigerator from time to time.

What a crime, other pregnant women have a lot of meat, but he, what the hell is going on a diet!Even a sour bamboo shoot is too embarrassing to please, if you ask for it, you will collapse the "stomach bleeding" character set!

Looking at it, Cheng Fei felt sad for a while, and his eyes were slightly moist.

——It turned out that I was so greedy and weeping.

Shao Tingfeng, who was eating the same type of stomach-nourishing noodles: "..."

The corners of his mouth were raised slightly, with a very small arc.

While tidying up the dishes, Cheng Fei rubbed his eyes and couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Please help me and ask the doctor if he can leave the hospital earlier, I think I'm fine now."

"Oh." Shao Tingfeng responded in a low voice, packed his things and threw them away.

He went out this time for a while, and didn't come back until more than an hour later. When he opened the door, he found that Cheng Fei had already fallen asleep.

The doctor said that pregnant people are prone to sleepiness. Cheng Fei's situation is special. In order to let him have a good rest, the prepared drip also has the effect of calming and clearing the heart, so he is naturally drowsy.

Shao Tingfeng watched silently by the bed for a while, then sent Shao Tingyu a message: [Sister, what do pregnant people like to eat. 】

Shao Tingyu quickly wrote back: [Ah, are you going to buy it for me? 】

Shao Tingfeng paused his fingers slightly, tucked the quilt for the person on the hospital bed, and picked up the phone again: [En]

Shao Tingyu: [Sour girls and hot girls, as long as they are sour, I like them all]

Shao Tingyu was relieved that his younger brother finally knew how to love his sister, and happily sent a list of items so that his younger brother could choose to buy them.

After Shao Tingfeng received the list, he pursed his lips, turned to T Bao to search, bought a copy of all the items in the list, sent one copy to Shao Tingyu's house, and sent the other copy back to the dormitory.

After buying these, I felt that it was not safe enough, so I continued to search for "spicy snacks", and after halfway through the search, I deleted the original keyword and changed it to "pregnant women can eat spicy snacks".

Early the next morning, when the doctor came to round the ward, Cheng Fei was drinking the bland porridge with resentful eyes.

Doctor: "Cough." It's a crime.

Shao Tingfeng had lowered his eyes to play with his mobile phone, but when he heard the sound, he slowly raised his head, met the doctor's eyes, and nodded imperceptibly.

The doctor straightened his body as if he had been pardoned, coughed and said, "Student Xiaocheng, that, your gastrointestinal mucosa is almost fully nourished, you can properly supplement some nutrition."

Cheng Fei raised his head suddenly, his eyes glowing.

Shao Tingfeng let out a soft snort, seemingly dissatisfied.

The doctor hastened to speak more clearly: "It means to eat whatever you want!"

"Is it sour? Is it too spicy?"

"……Row!"

Cheng Fei blinked and almost jumped out of bed.

His mood at this moment is like that of a prisoner who has been imprisoned for many years and is suddenly told that he is released after serving his sentence and can go out to be a man!

"Hoo hoo, I'll order all the takeaways within a five-kilometer radius immediately!" Cheng Fei said that he was so passionate that he had to take out his mobile phone to operate it.

"Wait." Shao Tingfeng said coldly, "Please give me another strict list of taboos, Doctor Zhang."

Cheng Fei stared at him: "Is it my stomach problem or yours? You are more careful than me in what you do."

Shao Tingfeng didn't answer, but looked at the doctor with narrow eyes.

The doctor was calm and tactful, with a prestige air: "Stomach disease... Naturally, there are some taboos, coffee, tobacco, alcohol, tea and the like."

Cheng Fei: "Okay."

He doesn't like these very much, it's dispensable.

Shao Tingfeng lowered his head and wrote down in the memo, as well-behaved as a primary school student: "What else?"

Cheng Fei glared at him again.

Is this guy the kind of elementary school student who actively raises his hand to ask questions?

"When, of course, and..." the doctor added with difficulty and vaguely, "Chinese medicine practitioners also gave advice on health preservation. Considering Xiao Cheng's special situation, it is best not to eat too much cold food such as watermelon and crab. , Sashimi is also best not to eat."

It's too difficult, it's really too difficult for him as a doctor.

"understood."

Primary school student Shao Tingfeng solemnly wrote down all the foods the doctor mentioned in his notebook.

Cheng Fei felt a chill in his heart every time he recorded one.

Although he doesn't want to eat watermelon hairy crabs now, maybe one day he will have too many noodles and want to eat them?

The bastard Shao Tingfeng is not human.

Cheng Fei was so angry that he raised his hand and made a shooting motion at the back of Shao Tingfeng's head.

boom! boom!

Two shots, let's get rid of this dead house lonely cannon fodder!Why don't Qin Shenlun move faster!It's best to let this little cannon fodder's family fall into ruin tomorrow and be reduced to the streets!

After taking notes, Shao Tingfeng turned off the screen in satisfaction, and suddenly felt a thorn in his back, so he turned around calmly.He saw Cheng Fei on the hospital bed behind him sunken in the soft quilt, his eyes were wide open, and he was viciously trying to murder himself with his eyes.

The skin around his eyes was more rosy than usual, and the eyeballs that were always moist were also clearer and brighter because of the excitement, but they were not lethal at all.

Cheng Fei didn't expect him to turn his head back suddenly, and he didn't have time to stop the movement of his hands. He fired two more shots, one from the left and one from the right, and silently said: boom!

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Cheng Fei: "..."

After a while, Cheng Fei withdrew his hand, lay down silently, and covered the quilt silently.

With a calm expression, Shao Tingfeng stood up and tucked him up.

The doctor didn't realize it, and smiled gratifiedly: "It's so good for the little classmates to play and play with each other."

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After staying in the hospital for another ten days, Cheng Fei received two injections in the buttocks and one injection in the belly every day. In the words of their art students, it was the gluteus maximus and abdominal muscles that were stiffened, and finally the body parts The value increases to the minimum requirement for normal pregnancy.

Although the doctor felt that the value was still low, Cheng Fei was alive and kicking, and his spirit was getting better day by day, so he reluctantly agreed to his request to be discharged from the hospital.

On the day he was discharged from the hospital, Shao Tingfeng said that he would go back to school to borrow a car and asked him to wait in the hospital.

Cheng Fei went through the discharge procedures alone.

He was hospitalized for a total of two weeks. Except for a minor operation on the first day when he was sent here, the rest was the routine care formulated for him by the expert team. Unexpectedly, the settlement fee was as high as six figures.

He knew that the hospital was expensive, and he also knew that the original book involved high-end consumption rather unrealistically, but he didn't expect it to be so exaggerated.

In addition to hospitalization fees, the hospital also prescribed him a drug that was said to be newly developed by a foreign male pregnancy research association, which was extremely expensive; in addition, there were messy routine supplements such as folic acid, calcium tablets, and blood tonics, and he was required to take them on time every day .

Cheng Fei originally planned to refuse to buy, but swallowed the words back.He vaguely remembered that the child in the original text was born prematurely, with a weak constitution, and almost failed to survive several times.

There is a passage in the original text that impressed him particularly deeply: [The little bun who is less than three catties is in the incubator, his eyes can't be opened, his arms and legs are thin, and he can't even wear the smallest diapers. 】

Thinking of that description, Cheng Fei's heart seemed to be pricked by something, and it hurt slightly, so he simply closed his eyes and bought all those expensive medicines.

Of course, when a string of 0s was crossed out and another string of 0s was owed, his heart would collapse.

Rubbish street stall literature, and prevent the poor from having children!

After the settlement, the attending doctor came to him again: "Xiao Cheng, there is something you need to be mentally prepared for."

Cheng Fei was weak: "Doctor, I can take any blow, so you can rest assured that the amniotic fluid won't break."

Doctor: "Cough cough cough cough cough..."

Boys nowadays are really not serious about speaking.

He coughed several times before he said seriously: "That's right. At present, there are very few cases of male pregnancy in China. We suggest hiring a team of foreign experts to escort. Of course, in this way, follow-up examinations or nursing care will be worth a fortune. expenditure."

Cheng Fei nodded understandingly, and vaguely remembered that the novel also mentioned that the medical team was foreign experts, Zha Gong was not happy at first, but Zha Gong's father allocated an extra sum of money to hire him for his grandson's sake.

But there is no such thing as nutrition expenses, Slag Gong's father only cares about his life, and doesn't care about anything else, that's why Xiao Baozi was born with congenital deficiencies.

Cheng Fei asked, "How much will it cost?"

The doctor was silent, and then said an astronomical figure.

Hearing that number, Cheng Fei almost had a heart attack.

"So," the doctor patted him earnestly, "Xiao Cheng still finds a way to get in touch with the child's other blood relative, and the two of them discuss how to solve the financial problem."

The doctor had walked a long way before Cheng Fei's almost infarcted heart pumped again, and pumped blood from the soles of his feet to his forehead, causing the blood vessels in his forehead to throb.

Fuck, does he have to settle accounts with that wild man! ?

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