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Shao Tingfeng didn't return to the classroom until the third class break in the morning. Cheng Fei's head was bit by bit like a chicken pecking at rice. He was listless and had no energy. There were a pile of snack packaging bags on the table, most of which were empty .

Cheng Fei raised his eyes halfway, and was still groping in the bag, as if hesitating whether to eat it or not.

In the next second, the snack bag was taken away.

Shao Tingfeng glanced at the ingredient list: substitute cocoa butter.

"Who gave it to you?" His tone was calm, but Cheng Fei's scalp felt a little numb when he heard it, and he felt guilty that he got out of bed in the hospital and was caught by him, and mumbled: "I didn't plan to eat it, I Just take a look, really, just take a look..."

"Who gave it to you?" Shao Tingfeng repeated.

"Uh, Senior Shi." Cheng Fei resolutely sold Shi Zhen.

Shao Tingfeng was already in a gloomy mood, but when he heard this name, his expression became even colder.He didn't say anything, but with a sweep of his hand, he swept all the Internet celebrity junk food produced by unknown small workshops into the trash can, and then stuffed a few express boxes to Cheng Fei.

Cheng Fei opened it and saw that it was full of snacks.Chicken feet with pickled peppers, enoki mushrooms with pickled peppers, kelp knots with pickled peppers, Dengying shredded beef, spicy crayfish, instant small seafood, and even incredible children’s spicy strips, imported cheese for children, etc.Almost all of them are sour and spicy. Just looking at the cover of the packaging bag, Cheng Fei immediately salivated, even hungrier than the Internet celebrity snacks Shi Zhen gave him just now.

Cheng Fei's eyes glowed: "For me?"

Shao Tingfeng glanced at him slowly, took the snack bag back into his arms, and then left a small bag of one kind of snack for him, and kept the rest by himself.

Borrowing food from a foodie is no less than eating meat from a tiger's mouth.Although the portion of each bag of snacks is very small, only one or two bites per bag, but with Shao Tingfeng's attributes, sharing snacks with him is almost equivalent to saving his life.

Cheng Fei was so moved that he compared his heart: "I love you!"

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Silently, another bag was given.

In the last class, both of them didn't pay attention to the class.Cheng Fei was secretly eating snacks, while Shao Tingfeng played with his mobile phone expressionlessly.

Occasionally, he would glance to the side from the corner of his eye, and there was no emotion in his indifferent eyes.

Cheng Fei was so absorbed in eating that he didn't notice that on his mobile phone page, it was his own live broadcast room paradise. The women's clothing voting he released not long ago is in full swing, and the gap between several options is widening. "Dead Kushui "Continuously soaring, far away from No.2 dozens of times.

·

After another two full days of classes, Cheng Fei finally remembered to check the voting results that night.

While holding the children's spicy strips in his mouth, he turned on Cream TV and entered his anchor paradise.

After two days of brewing, the voting post has nearly hundreds of thousands of hits. Of course, it is not ruled out that many people open more trumpets and vote for their favorite options.Cheng Fei thought that he had been vaccinated, and that group of fans should not break the lower limit too much, but he was silent when he saw the voting list.

Bunny girl clothes?Is it the kind of skin-tight low-cut swimsuit he imagined, with stockings on the legs, and a fake tail on the ass?

Very good, the three points are not missed, but the scale is so shameful, what do these water friends think?

Fortunately, the water column of the bunny girl is not too long. Presumably, the three views of most water friends are still there, so it would not be so embarrassing for him...

Thinking so, Cheng Fei lowered his eyes and looked down. When he saw the last line, the spicy strips in his mouth were not chewed properly, and they poked straight into his throat, and instantly choked his throat: "Ahem, cough, cough, cough!"

Death, library, water!

As an anchor who has been on the Internet for many years, Cheng Fei will not be ignorant of what dead reservoir water is.It is a conservative style of swimsuit that does not show anywhere. It is often worn by foreign middle school students in swimming lessons. Children wear it cutely, but adults will have a pure and lustful sense of sight when they wear it. Not serious.

Now this dead reservoir of water, the number of votes is directly faulted by dozens of times to hang other options, because the heat is too high, and the water column graph grows out of the border.No wonder he didn't notice it immediately, he thought it was the bottom frame of Butter APP.

There is also a highly praised comment of tens of thousands below the vote.

[What does the bunny girl mean?The anchor looks evil in the first place, but wearing a bunny girl is just a bit more evil, I am different, I want to see him wearing a middle school swimsuit with a charming thick face, pure and lustful, isn't it?]

Underneath, there is also popular science: [Hot knowledge, Cream allows swimsuits to be live-streamed, and the style is conservative and does not violate the regulations]

Cheng Fei: "..."

He gritted his teeth, and went to the backstage to take a look at the clothing requirements when signing the contract. It seemed that he really didn't say that the anchor couldn't wear a swimsuit!

It's too late, and the dead library water is just that kind of conservative style.

Cheng Fei was depressed. This voting post suddenly became 502. When he refreshed it, the post disappeared immediately. Not only the fans who were voting, but even him were stunned for a while.

Immediately afterwards, his super-controlling Godzilla sent a short message to the station: [Feiran anchor please note that the new file has been uploaded, and it is no longer allowed to wear swimsuits in the live broadcast room, so your vote this time is invalid. Afterwards, you and fans Say】

Cheng Fei blinked, suddenly thought of someone, typed and asked: [Administrator 03's purpose? 】

Godzilla: [Ha, yes]

Cheng Fei vowed that if he had the opportunity to go to Cream TV's annual meeting in the future, he would definitely give that administrator 03 a hug.

[By the way, there is one more thing, there is no need to vote again, your live broadcast of women's clothing will be sponsored by fans]

Cheng Fei was taken aback again: [Which fan]

Godzilla: [Is this still a question? 】

Godzilla: [The clothes will be delivered before the live broadcast, pay attention to check]

Master Chaoguan sent two consecutive messages, without any intention of chatting with him, and the short communication between the two was interrupted after the notification was over.

Cheng Fei stared at the word "fan", and a series of numbers that were too long to remember quickly flew through his mind. If nothing else, it was sponsored by the rich father.

I didn't expect the rich father to be so domineering, and he would directly ask the platform what he was wearing in women's clothing.

Fans in the anchor paradise frequently posted posts, wondering why the voting posts were closed.Cheng Fei temporarily started a live broadcast to explain the whole story.

"...That's how things are. Guo Jia's harmonious efforts have been strengthened. From now on, the whole cream will not be able to wear swimsuits for live broadcast. Don't dream about dead reservoir water." Cheng Fei was a little complacent, "Voting? No, the local rich father directly spent money The heavily sponsored clothes... what style? I don't know, I haven't delivered it yet, I'm looking forward to it just like you... No, I believe in the eyes of the wealthy father, anyway, wait and see in three days!"

He sat on the bed without turning on the lights, the light was dim and somewhat ambiguous, chatting with fans casually.

Halfway through the broadcast, the local tyrant's father, Digital Master, came and rewarded 5 luxury ranches as soon as he came, and admitted that the clothes were given by him.

Looking at the amount far ahead on the tipping list, other fans dare not object even if they feel unwilling.

Dad said what he said, and these poor little guys can only pray with tears in their eyes that the local tyrant's taste will not be like his own, and don't sponsor any money-smelling chartered women's packages or princess dresses!

It's not that they don't have confidence, it's just that my father's impression of being stupid and rich is too deep...

·

afternoon three days later.

Cheng Fei's clothes have not been received yet, but the logistics shows that they are already on the way.Although he didn't know what kind of clothes he was wearing, Cheng Fei sent Shao Tingfeng out ahead of time. After all, he was a bit ashamed and didn't want to wear women's clothes in front of his roommates.

At this time, Shi Zhen also quietly dropped by the door, carrying a cosmetic bag and a wig, as if he wanted to help sincerely.Cheng Fei let the person in - of course, considering Shao Tingfeng's mood, he just let Shi Zhen into the entrance.

Shi Zhen was overwhelmed by the flattery, even though he was entering the dormitory, his feet were as solemn as a harem concubine entering the emperor's bedroom!However, as soon as he came in, he yelled ghostly: "Wow, why do you have so many anti-collision strips, like a kindergarten."

"Isn't the whole school like this?"

"Ours was demolished a long time ago, who still keeps it like you," Shi Zhen said while tearing off the anti-collision strips, "Damn, no wonder you didn't take them down, the anti-collision strips in our dormitory are nothing compared to yours. The bean curd dregs project will fall off as soon as you touch it, yours is too conscientious."

Cheng Fei didn't want to discuss such a boring topic as the anti-collision strip with him, so he asked in a low voice: "Senior, do you have any clues about what I asked you to check last time?"

When it comes to this, Shi Zhen is even more sour: "Yes. I am in contact with Fairyland's staff, of course not a designer, but a small assistant in the delivery department. She said that the delivery process of your dress is very confidential and is still looking into it. Hey, Do you know how expensive the suit you showed me is!"

Cheng Fei thought of the information he checked before, and gestured: "This number?"

"If you have eyes but don't know Taishan, it's just a deposit, and the actual transaction is twice the deposit." Shi Zhen was so sore that his teeth hurt, "I don't expect to be able to buy it, if I can wear it for my grandfather someday... ah no , just touch it."

Cheng Fei subconsciously looked towards his room, the clothes were hanging in the closet.But after thinking about it, he still kept his mouth shut, and didn't intend to let Shi Zhen visit.

The two chatted for a while, and Cheng Fei's cell phone finally rang.

"Is this Mr. Cheng? Here is a courier for you." The voice on the other side was unfamiliar, panting, and sounded a little nervous for some reason.

"Uh, I'm downstairs in your dormitory, please come down and sign for it as soon as possible."

Normally, the courier would wait for the students to come out at the school gate. Although Cheng Fei was a little puzzled, he went downstairs anyway.

Downstairs, a man was looking around, wearing a mask. When he saw him, before he could speak, he raised his hand and said hello: "Mr. Cheng!"

Cheng Fei frowned: "You know me?"

The man froze, and said with a laugh: "I, I am an internal staff member of Buttercream. Of course I recognize you after watching your live broadcast."

He handed over a big box, said "I wish you a smooth live broadcast", and then waved and ran away.That posture seemed to be chasing him with a scourge behind him.

If it weren't for the fact that the cream logo was printed on the box, and the timely notification from Chaoguan telling him that the staff had delivered it, Cheng Fei would have suspected that this person was a liar.

There was more than an hour before the live broadcast, and Cheng Fei didn't bother to delve into it, so he went upstairs with the box.

Shi Zhen was so excited that he wanted to help him change his clothes, but Cheng Fei mercilessly drove him out.

"Just keep the wig, don't hang around here."

"Hey, you ruthless scumbag, you dump it when you're done using it." Shi Zhen pretended to cry, with crocodile tears in his eyes, but the arrogance of gossip in his eyes.

"What would you do without me~ Do you really not consider keeping me, the number one stylist in the world?"

"Not consider."

"┗|｀O′|┛哦~~!"

Shi Zhen was blasted away in despair.

Cheng Fei is not stingy or shy, but mainly because he is afraid that he will discover the secrets of his body. Recently, his stomach has become a little rounder than before, and the original abdominal muscles are not obvious. All looking at his belly.

After closing the door, Cheng Fei took a deep breath, thinking in his heart that the local rich father must not cheat me, and then vigorously unwrapped the gift box and opened the lid.

The clothes inside were not any of the ones he had imagined, but a set of... gentle colors...

Cheng Fei picked up the skirt, unfolded it, and looked at the barrel-shaped skirt with a fat waist, which probably reached his calves. The design was very simple, without any particularly feminine elements such as flowers, pearls or lace.

——That's right, it's a style that most men can't appreciate, doll skirt!

But Cheng Fei heaved a sigh of relief. Although the dress is ugly, it is conservative!It can also cover the belly!

Cheng Fei immediately changed his clothes after giving the Tuhao father a crazy compliment in his heart.

The editor forgot to confirm the size with him at the beginning, and he was already mentally prepared that the clothes might not fit, but after putting them on, he found that they fit very well. The shoulder width is not bad at all, as if it was customized according to his figure.The dressing process is also very easy. Even Cheng Fei, who is wearing women's clothing for the first time, can arrange it properly without much effort.

Underneath the dress was a pair of ladies' flats, which also fit perfectly.The soles of the feet are thick and soft, and wearing them is as comfortable as stepping on pull-back cotton.

Cheng Fei picked out another long black wig from Shi Zhen's gift, and put it directly on his head.Not to mention, after putting on the wig and small shoes, the doll skirt is really cute. Cheng Fei lifted up the skirt a little bit, and turned around in the mirror a few times. The more I looked at it, the more I felt that I was 1.7 meters She is like a forest fairy.

A few minutes before the broadcast, the live broadcast room was recommended to the homepage, and nearly a million water users were eagerly looking forward to it.

He washed his face indiscriminately, since he didn't have time to put on makeup, he just put on the "bean paste color" that according to Shi Zhen is very popular now.

Of course, Cheng Fei couldn't see any difference from his original lip color after applying it on.

Three, two, one.

It's broadcast time!

Seven o'clock sharp.The silent studio finally lit up.

The anchor on the screen has exquisite facial features and looks a little nervous, but her lips are rosy, and she is dressed in black and straight. She looks more beautiful than a female star.

He showed off his full body attire a little stiffly, his limbs were fair and slender, and the skin on his calves was overexposed because he hadn’t been exposed to the sun all year round; A little cute and a little pitiful.

Of course, everything is cute and beautiful, not including the doll dress on the anchor who is so fat that no waist can be seen.

The barrage was still for five seconds, as if there was a black hole suddenly, sucking thousands of words from netizens into the hole.

In the next second, a burst of "hahahahaha" flooded the screen.

[Fuck, I really didn't expect that the anchor was actually wearing maternity clothes! 】

The author has something to say: the update on the 20th will be at night, because it is too early and easy to lose the position because it is a trap today, and it will be updated on time in the future.