[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

In this battlefield without gunpowder, the happiest thing is Yosano Akiko.

Yosano Akiko: Hey, Zhitai is easy to eat, and Taizhong is also pretty good. 【The omnivores are fearless.JPG.】

There are countless grains every day, and the three of them race. The grain piles and barns are really built one after another. She eats it very well.

Aside from being happy, something happened with Yosano Akiko's invisible colleague.

She took a sympathetic look at the man who had gone mad, completely unlike the lazy and crazy Dazai Osamu before, and couldn't help but remind him:

"Dazai, do you still remember your purpose?"

Osamu Dazai has been really pissed off during this time, almost comparable to the energy in retreating to get the Akutagawa Award in the third dimension.

He is currently conceiving an important turning point in a big plot. Hearing this, without raising his head, he sneakily replied:

"remember."

With Akiko Yosano: "What is it?"

Osamu Dazai clicked, kept moving his hands, and said without hesitation:

"Of course, let Taizhong take away Zhitai's heat!"

really.

Yosano Akiko covered her head, "What about Zhongya, didn't you say you wanted to chase Zhongya?"

? ? ? ? ?

Osamu Dazai tilted his head, a rare cuteness.

That's right, I'm going to catch up.

What is he doing now?

! ! ! ! !

Suffocate, really suffocate.

Both Dazai Osamu and Yosano Akiko felt suffocated on the verge of death at this moment.

"Dazai, you are such a good cook..."

Yosano Akiko didn't know what to say, what else could she say, for this kind of psychedelic operation where she was addicted to CP so much that she forgot the master, she could only offer a sentence of congratulations, capitalized convicts!

As expected of you, Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai was also in despair, like a salted fish that had lost his dream, lying limply on the desk, his eyes lost their brightness.

"I……"

He originally wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, he felt that he couldn't refute.

This is the scariest thing, the despair in Dazai Osamu's heart is about to overflow, he can't help doubting:

Is my EQ similar to that of Zhong?Am I really that good?

"No, I have to confess to Zhongya again."

"I advise you not to."

She persuaded Yosano Akiko coolly.

Although Osamu Dazai's EQ and CP are gone, hers is still there. It seems that the average EQ of the Armed Detective Agency will be saved by her.

"When you think about the craziest time you were craving CP, how did you think of Zhongye?"

"This one……"

Osamu Dazai thought about it, and immediately understood what she meant.

At that time, he only had one thought, the little dwarf is too hateful, keep writing, keep writing, and write again to break your hand!

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Well, with Zhongye's petulant temper, now that he appears in front of Zhongye, there is no need to think about these two claws.

It makes sense, it makes sense.

He howled in pain.

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Coincidentally, someone in Central Plains also stopped his codeword machine mode.

"Miss Hongye?"

Nakahara Nakaya stared blankly at Koyo Ozaki as he took his computer away.

Immersed in the world of CP texts for a long time, my brain is a little rusty for a while, and I can't move.

Koyo Ozaki didn't explain the reason for doing this to him, but just asked:

"Zhongye, I remember that you have never talked about a girlfriend, right? Come on, tell me what type you like, and the eldest sister will help you find it."

Zhong Yuan was also speechless, why is Sister Hong Ye concerned about his private life when she has nothing to do?

"I'm only 22, Miss Hongye!"

Koyo Ozaki looked at him with the same eyes of looking at magical creatures, "Chuya, the country you live in now is Japan, and you are 22 years old. Do you really think it's not too late?"

"Ah, but..."

Chuya Nakahara wanted to say something, but Koyo Ozaki smiled so hard that she couldn't refuse:

"No but!"

She patted Zhongye on the back, "Quickly, tell me what kind of girl you like."

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that his lungs were about to be crushed by her.

He was silent for a while, and whispered a little shyly:

"Sweet and lovely, and of course that..."

It's just that the mafia girls around him are too scary. Nakahara Nakaya, a pure steel straight man, prefers traditional Japanese aesthetics, such as Yamato Nadeko.

Koyo Ozaki nodded knowingly, and the height is right, right?

"Okay, my concubine will send the candidate to your phone tonight, and you can go on a date tomorrow."

Koye Ozaki left after talking to Nakahara Nakaya about it.

She walked out of Chuya Zhongya's office, the smile on her face gradually dissipating.

"Hmph, Dazai..."

Koyo Ozaki snorted expressionlessly, recalling what happened this morning.

morning------

Koyo Ozaki opened for work as usual, and it was just six o'clock, which was still early for the Japanese, but the port mafia had already started a busy day.

She should have been pleased with everyone's diligence, but today, she keenly felt the restlessness in the atmosphere.

what happened?

Koyo Ozaki observed quietly, and saw many people holding a hardcover book in their hands.

The two huge bronzing fonts on it - double black, almost hurt her eyes.

Koyo Ozaki grabbed someone casually, "What is this?"

The low-level member who was caught was scared to death, he stammered and said, "This, this seems to be a book about our Hong Kong gangsters, yes, yes, although it is not a background, it is definitely alluding to Hong Kong gangsters , even Mr. Chuya’s name is exactly the same!”

After finishing speaking, he added tremblingly, "There is even that unspeakable person with the same name."

Oh?

Koyo Ozaki narrowed her eyes and picked up the book.

The author is Shuji Tsushima?

Ozaki Hongye has no impression of this name at all. If the author is from Hong Kong, then this should not be his real name, but a pseudonym.

As soon as she turned the first page, she felt outrageous.

The preface directly reads: "Next, it's time to be an adult..."【1】

This shameless style... Ozaki Momiji was silent.

She quickly scrolled down, and it turned out that the whole article was full of unreal fantasies about Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara, making her, an insider, speechless after reading it.

Nakahara Chuya has a deep love for Osamu Dazai, what love at first sight is destined, the content of the previous gokudo is nothing more than that, Ozaki Koyo thinks he can barely accept it, the most ridiculous thing is that this kind of nonsense is actually set up later :

As a god, Huang Batu fell in love with his priest Dazai Osamu, but it is a pity that humans and gods cannot fall in love. In order to be with the one he loves, he resolutely abandoned everything and reincarnated under his real name. ----Chuya Nakahara came to continue his relationship with Osamu Dazai.

But Osamu Dazai still didn't believe that his god would fall in love with him.

In order to make Dazai Zhi feel at ease, Nakahara also handed over the only ability in the world that can restrain his power to Dazai Zhi, that is, handed over his life to him.

In the Central Plains, there have been thousands of reincarnations, and each life will be with Dazai.

Yes, three lives and three lives, ten lives and ten lives are no longer enough for Dazai rule, he will be born again and again.

Finished a book.

Koyo Ozaki felt that she didn't even know Chuya Nakahara, how did Osamu Dazai and Araba spit out these words, it was scary.

She closed the book and issued a death order to the people around her:

"From now on, everything about this book is prohibited from entering Hong Kong, especially Ogai-sama, do you understand?"

"Ordinary people around the headquarters also sealed their mouths."

After seeing them nodding in agreement, Koye Ozaki was about to leave, but after taking two steps, she turned back and took away the copy of "Double Black".

Although Dazai is damned for coveting her family, but the book is innocent, although it is ridiculous, but it is still pretty?