[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

Osamu Dazai is at least a projection of a generation of literary giants, and if he really wanted to write, he would not be inferior to Nakahara Chuya.

The only difference is the liver degree.

Generally speaking, compared to Osamu Dazai's lazy fishing, Nakahara is also more aggressive.

But this time Zhongyuan Zhong really pissed him off.

How can I say that Osamu Dazai was also the youngest cadre who created 40.00% of the interests of Hong Kong black people in just a few years. If he really wants to be serious, ah no, writing CP articles is not serious at all, let alone this kind of Mengmen It's too serious.

So change the wording, get serious, seriously, the efficiency of Osamu Dazai is undeniable.

Without sleeping all night, Osamu Dazai abruptly finished a book of Taizhong Tongrenwen, which has far more words than "No Man in the World" ----- "Double Black"

It was very efficient and sent to the publishing house the next day.

On the third day, it was publicized to the point that everyone in Yokohama knew it. It is still unclear how many community animals died of exhaustion in the middle, but it must be a hundred miles of corpses.

Of course, this is also due to Osamu Dazai's excellent writing and plot. The two characters "Osamu Dazai" and "Nakahara Chuya" are vividly written, which is completely OOC.

However, everyone is not a fool. Anyone who has read these two books ("This Killer Is Not So Cold" and "Double Black") can easily guess that Oba Yozo and Osamu Dazai are obviously the same person. .

With this unique character design, they can't even bump into each other.

So, now Japan presents a black and white situation-------all places other than Yokohama, everyone is eating Sakunosuke and Hazora, that is, Orita CP, Yokohama is eating Taichu CP, both sides support Those who fight every day on social networks can't get enough of each other, and their heads are like dogs' heads.

Except for Oba Yozo and Dazai Osamu, who are completely alone, no one will tear up the roles, there are too many people who tear up CP Prime Minister Nakahara Nakaya and Suzuki Sakunosuke.

After all, to be honest, although these two people have very different personalities, and their appearances are completely different except for their color, but if you look carefully, you will find that they are both inexplicable healing characters.

They are all extremely cute!

Therefore, this group of literature lovers is arguing over who can really save Dazai Osamu (Oba Yozo), and any topic that touches this content will immediately become a hot topic.

Yokohama, or even the whole of Japan, is in such a state, how could Nakahara not know that he is not a social orphan.

Gang Hei Building-------

Nakahara Chuya tore the "Double Black" in his hand in half, "Okay, bastard mackerel, are you defying gravity?"

He poured the pen container on his hand directly, and the pens in it scattered all over the table.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, opened the computer file, and then opened several notebooks.

Ability [activated in the tainted sadness] -------

These pens and notebooks are all floating in mid-air under the action of gravity. In order to Zhitai and to fight for a breath, Nakahara Chuya’s ability has directly evolved. Under the action of gravity in different directions, sizes, and points of action, the pens and notebooks After being finely manipulated, he began to write words in a swish.

The multitasking Nakahara Chuya didn't keep his hands idle, he tapped the keyboard loudly.

Zhita's power is endless!

The power originally belonging to Huangbatu was as huge as an abyss, and it was difficult to carry out fine manipulations. Zhongyuan Zhong also tried for so many years without success, but this time directly broke through the bottleneck under the stimulation of Osamu Dazai.

Come on, bastard Dazai, let me show you the power of gravity!

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Armed Detective Agency -------

Osamu Dazai looked at volumes No. 12, [-], [-], and [-] of the second volume of the recently published "This Killer Is Not So Cold" series, with a distorted smile:

"Ah."

Two days, four volumes, 50 words, very good, very good.

Chuya, you are really efficient, but do you think I am vegetarian?

He took out his mobile phone and called Ryunosuke Akutagawa:

"Hey, Akutagawa, do you have time? If you don't have time, make time to come to me."

After that, he hung up the phone indifferently.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was doing a task over the phone, hung up the phone for a long time and was still excited.

"Mr. Dazai, you actually took the initiative to find me!"

He stepped on the dying corpse under his feet, "Since Mr. Dazai is eager to find him, there is no need to live..."

"Rashomon - Jaw of Prison Gate ----"

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He hurried to the four-story building of the Armed Detective Agency, and looked at him vigilantly, as if he was about to turn into a tiger to fight Atsushi Nakajima if he disagreed with him. His tone was quite impatient:

"Go away, Renhu, I'm not here to trouble you this time."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

He raised his head and looked at Akutagawa with piercing eyes: "Do you think I will believe it, Yuexia---"

The Moon Beast was stopped before it started.

Dazai Osamu came out from behind him, "Atsu-kun, Akutagawa was indeed called by me, just pretend he doesn't exist."

Then he glanced at Ryunosuke Akutagawa:

"Come in, Akutagawa."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa obediently followed him in, and stared at Atsushi Nakajima behind him.

Atsushi Nakajima: Is this the Akutagawa that cut him several times?

No, you've made a fool of yourself, what about the vicious, non-barking rabid dog you promised?Who is this guy who is as good as a lop-eared rabbit? ! !

Regardless of the little tiger's shock, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was plugged into a computer by Osamu Dazai as soon as he entered.

He was a little at a loss, and then he heard his most respected Mr. Dazai say in the same tone that he was still giving orders to him in Hong Kong and Hei:

"Akutagawa, starting now, before five o'clock in the afternoon, I hope to see the [-]-word CP text between me and Chuya."

You and Mr. Chuya...

Akutagawa Ryunosuke hesitated for a moment, and immediately solemnly agreed:

"No problem, it will be fine next time."

Since it's Dazai-san's wish...then there's nothing I can do about it.

When the master and the apprentice are united, the profit will break the gold.

The literary status of the three-dimensional Akutagawa Ryunosuke, to be honest, is higher than that of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya. Although he has never written literature in this world, his literary talent is determined by his alaya consciousness Definitely the top group of people.

Facing Mr. Dazai's cold orders, Ryunosuke Akutagawa felt for a moment that he had returned to the days when he was raped by Osamu Dazai.

Under the agitation of the mind, Ryunosuke Akutagawa broke out to be [-]% serious. After a little thought for a while, he began to type the CP texts of Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakaya.

For a moment, the Armed Detective Agency seemed to only have the sound of typing.

With the efforts of two writers, Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, the progress here is only a little behind Nakahara Nakaya.

In general, "Taizhong" and "Zhitai" have the same speed of publishing books.

Chuya Nakahara: Ha, I actually caught up with him, betting on the reputation of gravity, Zhita is the number one CP in Wenye!

Osamu Dazai: How angry, why doesn't the little dwarf admit defeat?Akutagawa, it's all your fault for being too slow.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: (Surprised)...Yes, Mr. Dazai, I will definitely speed up next time.

A protracted war has begun-------

Zhitai can't lose!

Zhita must die!