[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

Ozaki Koyo arranged a blind date for Nakahara Chuya, and was quickly found out by Mori Ogai, who was always following Hong Kong black gossip.

It may be that people are in their forties, and both men and women like to be matchmakers.

With Mori Ogai's cross-cutting, Nakahara Chuya's blind date has naturally changed from an ordinary girl with a bit of a gangster background to Mori Ogai's distant niece.

Yes, Mori Ogai's niece --- Mori Tsuru.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the girl who looked very similar to the boss in the photo, and was very entangled, "Sister Hongye, can I change it?"

Facing the sex-changed version of the boss's face, no matter how beautiful it is, he still feels that he can't eat with stomachache.

Ozaki Momiji is also awkward.

After seeing the face of the boss's man for so many years, now this girl named Morizuru...

Pretty is really beautiful, awkward is really awkward.

But she can't help it, the blind date she arranged has been politely rejected by Ogai-sama, it seems that he is determined to make Chuya and his niece a pair.

Koyo Ozaki shook his head at Nakahara Nakaya, "Chuya, there's no other way, let's go, of course it doesn't make it."

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew that this was barely an order from the boss, and as a forest chef, he really couldn't refuse.

"alright."

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Armed Detective Agency.

Osamu Dazai has been in a bad mood since this morning, or in other words, people close to him can clearly feel his low pressure.

Especially Atsushi Nakajima, who was the closest to him, thought he was just a Japanese tiger, not a Siberian tiger. He shouldn't be shivering and suffering in the cold wind.

Even the simple Atsushi Nakajima knew something was wrong with Mr. Dazai, so he could guess when Mr. Dazai was feeling?

But now, Mr. Dazai obviously didn't even bother to cover up.

Indeed, Osamu Dazai was in a very bad mood today.

There are many reasons for the bad. There was no canned crab meat for breakfast, and no one made him breakfast. There were so many people on the tram that came to Wuzhen to work, it was crowded like mackerel in a can, and no one gave him a ride... ………

There were too many to count, and it felt like everything was going against him.

When Atsushi Nakajima poked his head curiously for the third time, Osamu Dazai suddenly stood up.

"Dun Jun, come with me on a field trip."

"Eh?" Atsushi Nakajima was caught and nodded in a panic, "Ah, yes!"

Dazai Osamu's goal is very clear, very clear, which is to tear up the person who dares to poach his corner.

Osamu Dazai: Heh, I can't hold a knife anymore?

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The place where Nakahara Chuya dated Mori Tsuru is one of the most famous dessert shops in Yokohama.

It is also Alice's favorite store, and she even suggested coming here for a date.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

People who knew the relationship between Alice and Mori Ogai had strange expressions for a moment.

But in the end, Zhongyuan Zhong also chose this place.

Not far from the dessert shop, Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima sneaked a peek inside.

Chuya Nakahara's habit is to like the window seat, so they can see it at a glance.

Atsushi Nakajima also recognized that person as the one who was about to fight with Mr. Dazai in the coffee shop.

Visually, he has a very close relationship with Mr. Dazai, and now it is this kind of scene and the relationship with this character, which makes Atsushi Nakajima very scared, for fear that what happened a while ago will happen again.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the ordinary crowd around him, feeling very upset.

"No way, Big Sister Hongye, you can't be partial to this degree..."

"Excessive."

He didn't need to look carefully to guess how many people Ozaki Koyo had ambushed here to stop him.

Here, here, there, there...

"Sister Hongye has moved half of Hong Kong gangsters here!"

outrageous.

There is definitely Mr. Mori's handwriting in it, if not, he Dazai Osamu can write Zhita upside down.

After being stopped by someone who came out of nowhere again, Osamu Dazai saw that he was having a good time talking with that sweet-looking girl in the inside, and he was so sour, he kept muttering "bad bad bad bad bad bad" in his heart, while Quickly think of a way.

"Dun Jun, do you think you can knock all these people down?"

Atsushi Nakajima thought: Here comes the persecution of Mr. Dazai.

He also witnessed the embarrassment of Osamu Dazai being thrown out in various ways, and shook his head honestly, "Sorry, Mr. Dazai, I can't do it."

Osamu Dazai just asked casually, even if he can get down on these Hong Kong gangsters, he can't deal with Nakahara Chuya inside.

Seeing Nakahara Chuya chatting with that girl more and more happily, Osamu Dazai thought, this is not good.

As the saying goes, as long as the hoe is well swung, it will not fall without corners.

Osamu Dazai felt that the top of his head was so green that he panicked during this period of time.

"Dun Jun, wait for me here for a while."

After speaking, he didn't know where he went.

Atsushi Nakajima didn't dare to run around, so he could only watch the two people inside for Mr. Dazai.

After an unknown amount of time, he heard a gentle voice behind him calling his name:

"Dun Jun, it's okay, let's go in."

With this feeling, Atsushi Nakajima turned around in horror: "Mr. Dazai?!!"

Osako Dazai (♀) nodded, "Hmm, it's me."

"Mr. Dazai!"

Nakajima Atsushi cried out in shock, this sacrifice must be too great.

But in fact Osamu Dazai has a good acceptance of women's clothing.

Maybe it's because as an aquatic creature, the skin of fish is too thick?

Now he is not Dazai Osamu, please call him Dazai Osako or Dazai Chacha.

Osamu Dazai, who was quite confident in cross-dressing, pulled Atsushi Nakajima and walked in calmly under the watchful eyes of countless men in black.

Other than height, this looks like an average couple.

Members of Hong Kong gangsters: "..."

To be honest, they were not blind, but since Mr. Dazai took the initiative to hand over a step that was not considered a step, they pretended not to see it. Originally, in order to complete Ozaki Koye's order, they stopped Dazai Osamu so many times, and they felt chills on their necks. of.

Now, turn a blind eye to it.

Of course Osamu Dazai knew what they were thinking, so his attitude was swaggeringly, blatantly, almost jumping on the fragile nerves of this group of people.

In the final analysis, it is narrow-minded revenge.

After entering, he shook off Nakajima Atsushi's arm in an instant, and then rushed towards Nakahara Chuya's table.

How should I put it, Osamu Dazai's women's appearance is very successful.

Originally, his appearance was more feminine, and he was usually dressed in men's clothes, but he couldn't tell, once he changed into women's clothes...

Speaking of it, Osamu Dazai's face actually fits Chuya Nakahara's aesthetics quite well, of course, only this kind of face fits.

In addition, he is wearing JK, emmm, the whole person's temperament reveals a strange subtlety.

"Zhongye~~~"

Even if he changed his voice, Zhong Yuanzhong could still recognize his voice in a second.

Zhongyuan Zhong also pricked up his ears vigilantly, this voice is from that mackerel?

Before he could turn his head to see clearly, he was hugged by a large unknown object.

"let me go!"

Nakahara Chuya wanted to throw him out, but before he could make a move, Osamu Dazai, who saw his intention, forcibly held him down.

Osamu Dazai held his waist, lowered his head and muttered:

"Zhongye~~~"

After he yelled sweetly, he showed his acting skills that could win an Oscar statuette, and vividly interpreted what is called green tea.

The output of his brother and sister almost made Zhong Yuan Zhong faint.

After this set of show operation, Atsushi Nakajima behind him was stunned.

"No, Mr. Dazai, you..."

But miraculously, the girl who was dating Nakahara was not affected at all.

"Are you Mr. Chuya's friend?" She smiled naturally.

Osamu Dazai also smiled, as if to compare who had the prettiest smile, "Ah, it's a friend, a friend I've known for many years, right, Chuya."

"It's okay." Sen He frowned, as if he didn't think in any other direction.

"Speaking of which, Chuya, why did you start drinking latte? Don't you not like this taste?"

Zhong Yuan, who was cueed, also gave him a hard look.

You have the ability to ask, you have the ability to take your hand off my mouth? ! !

From the moment when the two "ladies" began to fight each other, the other people present who didn't wear skirts became the background board.

"Ah, is that so?" She picked up the pen in a panic, "Then I will write it down."

Osamu Dazai was about to say something again, when he saw Mori Tsuru, who had lowered his head, raised his head sadly, "You haven't finished yet, have you?"

Kill, murderous? ! !

Tiger ears popped out of Atsushi Nakajima's head suddenly.

Osamu Dazai was also stunned, this expression seemed familiar...

Ugh.

Nakahara Chuya raised his forehead and mouthed Mori Tsuru where he couldn't see:

Boss's niece.

Oh, the same computer is fine.

Dazai understood.

Mr. Mori is really not a man, he is too contemptuous, he actually wants to poach his corner, Osamu Dazai grinds his teeth, ready to make trouble for him if he has a chance.

At this time, Senhe suddenly grabbed Nakahara Chuya and issued a perverted declaration: "This is my thing, and none of you are allowed to touch it."

What kind of bad words are these?

Zhong Yuan Zhong also grabbed her by the collar helplessly, "I'll send her back."

Unexpectedly, Sen He blushed under his hands, and became even more perverted, "Yes, that's it, please use a little more force~~~"

bass------

Osamu Dazai stood up expressionlessly, "I'll send her back to Hong Kong, Chuya."

He shouldn't believe that Mr. Sen's relatives can be normal people!

Nakahara also felt that Osamu Dazai might be a little out of his mind.

???

"Mackerel, you defected, do you remember?"

Is this dementia again?

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Watching Dazai Osamu carry Mori Crane back to Hong Kong Hei like a chicken, Ozaki Momiji felt that he was going to lack oxygen.

Dazai, you are really not afraid of death...

If one fails, come again, Ozaki Momiji does not give up.

She spread out dozens of photos in front of Chuya Zhongyuan, "Chuya, choose one."

Hong Kong black girls...

The Central Plains was also silent.

Under the torment of Mori Tsuru and Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Nakaya only wanted to be single for the rest of his life.

However, Koyo Ozaki disagreed, "Chuya, do you want to be pestered by Dazai all the time?"

In the end, Zhong also swears to the sky: "Sister, I don't like women, I like men."

"It doesn't matter if you like men, there are many good guys in Hong Kong and Black..."

"I like Dazai!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that his straight man's soul was crying in a storm, this is too disgusting...

It's so miserable. I've always been a man, Zhongye.

Ozaki Momiji: "..."

Tai, Zai, Zhi! ! !

What if

If Zhongyuan didn't find Zhitai APP-------

On a sunny day, Osamu Dazai finally committed suicide.

It can be regarded as satisfying his wish of "suicide in a refreshing way".

Chuya Nakahara buried his tomb next to that of Oda Sakunosuke, fulfilling his duty as a partner.

"Tch, in the end I have to have an ex-partner to arrange your funeral. What a terrible person to be, mackerel."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also stood in front of the two tombstones, was silent for a while, and was about to leave when he remembered that the work of the gangsters had not been finished.

"Ok?"

Feeling as if he had accidentally stepped on something, he lifted his foot.

"what?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also has good eyesight, so he can see clearly without picking up the unknown object: a palm-sized transparent plastic tag with cartoon characters, the group of people drawn on it makes him feel weird look familiar.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, he decided to pick it up and have a look.

"I'll just take a look..."

Zhong also bent down, and just as his fingers touched the small tag, he saw it fly up suddenly.

! ! ! !

No, can fly?Is it a supernatural item?

Before he could think about the result, the hang tag might have gotten tired of flying around his head, so he stopped suddenly and hit the phone in Nakaya's hand straight.

Out of wanting to figure out what this thing is, Chu also didn't evade and let it move.

The moment the tag was attached to the phone screen, it exploded like fireworks.

Zhong Yuanzhong also clicked on the extra colorful and gaudy app that looked like light pollution on his phone.

"........."

"........."

"........."

"What is this?!!!"

What is [Taisen] rebellion, what is [Taijie] humble, what is [Taidun] under the light, what is [Taizhi] you are my only salvation, what is [Taiguo] variable in the plan , And this, what is [Taizhong] my old enemy? ! !

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

This was written by those mackerel fans, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was going to spit out his meal overnight. Are these two holes on their noses used for breathing?

As far as TM's Osamu Dazai has that kind of peerless attack that overwhelms the whole world?

Is it his spicy physical skills?Is it his waist that can't be grasped?Or is it his physical strength to breathe after taking two steps?

Even the abs are gone, that's it, that's it?

There are only two words in the Central Plains: outrageous!

Watching the plot and emotions stewed in a pot, all the water and meat are too allAPP. After being blinded by various cp texts by Osamu Dazai, Nakahara also felt dirty.

He returned to Gang Hei in a daze, and met Ryunosuke Akutagawa who looked like a walking corpse who looked lost.

Normally, he would only think of pure content such as mackerel not doing human affairs, raising apprentices and giving up halfway.

However, now that he has seen all kinds of Taizai texts, when he sees Ryunosuke Akutagawa, his mind is full of his wife chasing crematorium with Osamu Dazai.

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Words of consolation can't be said at once.

He could only pat Akutagawa Ryunosuke's shoulder silently, and then walked away silently.

But this is far from enough, too much has seriously affected the life of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

When he saw the boss, he remembered the counterattack between him and Osamu Dazai when he was growing up, and even when he ran into Atsushi Nakajima on the road, he could still think of the mutual redemption between him and Osamu Dazai!

The most outrageous thing is that even Zhongyuanzhong can't take a picture in the mirror, otherwise he would have his own fanart, childhood sweetheart, Huanxi enemy, vomit~~~

The deceased is dead, mackerel, can you, mother, rest in peace!

Really, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that he didn't even want to go to that cemetery.

Originally, Zhongyuan Zhong also thought that life would continue in this disgusting and disgusting habit, but one day, when the app asked him if he wanted to reverse time, he still agreed without hesitation.

The power that does not belong to the world will go back in time to the day when Osamu Dazai committed suicide.

"damn it!"

Nakahara Chuya frantically looked for Osamu Dazai, "Where did you die, mackerel?"

Armed detective agency?No.

Curry shop?No.

Cemetery?No.

He searched all the places that he knew that Osamu Dazai might appear, but there was no figure of that foolish figure in all of them.

Finally, when he was about to run all over Yokohama, Nakahara found Osamu Dazai who had walked a long way by a river.

"Dazai, you..."

"Does Zhong want to die for love with me?" Osamu Dazai suddenly asked with a smile.

His attitude is as ambiguous as ever, and he can't tell whether it's the truth or a prank. His smile is as unpredictable as ever, which is the most annoying look in Zhongyuan.

But he didn't expect that what he was waiting for wasn't the iron fist of his old partner--Nakahara Chuya actually agreed, "Okay."

He was full of words and suddenly lost the desire to continue, and the fake smile on his face also disappeared.

Osamu Dazai didn't speak, and Nakahara didn't want to talk to this bastard who made him angry.

The rare silence between the two may come as a surprise to those who know how the "double blacks" used to get along.

Because this silence is not embarrassing and silent, but a silence mixed with countless times of life and death, and the trust behind it, it is a tacit understanding.

They walked quietly for a long time, after all, they missed it for too long.

Amidst the quarrel and hostility, the real feeling has long been lost. I can’t tell if it’s the heartbeat or the hatred. I clearly long for the other person to die, but I hope that he can only die in my own hands. I don’t know when it will change. It became like this.

Finally, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya stopped tacitly, each other's hands passed through each other's armpits, hugged each other's head tightly, and plunged into the water.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt the suffocation caused by the water pressure overflowing his mouth and nose, listening to the vibration of the bastard mackerel's chest, he cursed silently in his heart:

"What are you laughing at, bastard bandage..."

What a shame!

The only escape, let me leave this filthy world with you this time, let's sink together...

small theater-------

At the celebration party for the new book "This Killer Is Not So Cold", after hiding so many times, Zhongyuan Zhong, who was finally drawn to participate this time, also reluctantly picked up the microphone:

"Well, for the success of this new book, I would like to thank the teacher 'Beep Beep' for providing me with unlimited inspiration, as well as the help of editor Hideo Kobayashi and illustrator Yasuko Hasegawa."

After he finished speaking a few words, he dropped the microphone and went down to drink.

However, what Zhong Yuanzhong didn't expect was that not long after he went down, two people fought on the spot.

Hasegawa Yasuko: "Heh, why did Zhongye put you first? It's obvious that I have contributed more and helped Zhongye more, okay?"

Kobayashi Hideo: "Heh, this shows that Mr. Zhongye knows people with his eyes, and he can tell at a glance which of the two of us is the real useful talent!"

Hasegawa Yasuko: "Talent, are you talking about you? I'm so sorry, why didn't I see it?"

Kobayashi Hideo: "Then I can only suggest you to wear a pair of glasses."

…………

"Humph."

"Humph."

Nakahara also finished drinking the wine in the glass, and he was a little dazed. He couldn't help touching the next glass, and then Oda Sakunosuke held down his hand.

"Mr. Chuya, look behind you."

"Huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong also hiccupped and was a little unsteady in his standing. He wobbled and turned his head, and the wine woke up suddenly:

I saw Yasuko Hasegawa and Hideo Kobayashi seemed to be burning with raging flames behind them, looking at him murderously:

"Mr. Zhongye, me or him/her, who do you choose?"

A spoof, maybe a bit of a spoiler

"Everyone come with me."

"Now we are going to visit the world's most famous love sanctuary --- Yokohama Port Mori-style Love Literature Base."

"Everyone knows how much the Mori-style Love Base has contributed to Japanese love literature and even world love literature in recent years."

"They have cultivated a group of outstanding writers, such as the familiar Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Momiji Ozaki, Sakunosuke Oda, Ogai Mori, etc., of course, there are also Japanese national treasures, treasures of the world ----- - Master Nakahara Chuya."

"That's right, Mr. Chuya is an orthodox writer who was born in the Port Mori-style Love Literature Base. The great and enduring legendary love story "This Killer Is Not So Cold" was inspired by the materials he drew from himself. piece of land."

"Who doesn't yearn for the poignant love between Suzuki Sakunosuke and Oba Hazo?"

"The place where such a beautiful love can be bred must be the most beautiful holy place for love in the world, so today I will take you to visit the sacred port Mori-style love literature base!"

"Come on, this is the gate, let's enter from here."

"that……"

A boy in the tour group raised his hand and asked weakly, "Well, is this really the port Mori-style love literature base?"

"Of course!"

The tour guide firmly affirmed without hesitation.

"But……"

The boy held his head and shouted in a broken voice:

"This doesn't look like a holy place for love. It's obviously the ultimate way, it's the ultimate way!!!!"

In front of the building of the so-called Port Mori-style Love Literature Base, there are a few burly, muscular, black-clothed men with bulging pockets, obviously hiding guns! ! ! !

Is this the Holy Land of Love?This is probably not the Holy Land of Death!

The nonsense of the tour guide’s face remained unchanged:

"How is it possible? Don't mislead others!"

He slapped the boy very fast:

"Do you know, Mr. Chuya, there are many other teachers in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang on weekdays, ah, no, it is the port Mori-style love literature base for literary creation, how many brain-dead fans do the teachers have? Who knows if there are extremes in it? Fans, what if they hurt the teachers? This world can’t bear such a blow, so these people are protecting Hong Kong gangsters, ah, no, port Mori-style love literature base, safe bodyguards!”

Looking at the persuaded look of the people around him, the boy was in despair.

You said it, you said it, you definitely said the word port mafia, right? ! !

Was he really destined to come out of this place?

The boy looked at Hong Kong Hei, no, the dark gate of the Port Mori-style Love Literature Base, and couldn't help but feel crazy about his sad future.