[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

I don't know how long it took to quarrel before Dazai Osamu, the god of plague, was sent away.

Nakahara Chuya and behind him, Yasuko Hasegawa, who still had a sense of presence at the beginning and was basically like air in the later stage, all sighed.

"Finally gone..."

After watching his figure walk away, Nakahara Nakahara grabbed Yasuko Hasegawa with a serious expression and said, "I suspect he wants to murder me."

Yasuko Hasegawa broke into a cold sweat: "Haha, I can't..."

I think he might just simply like you.

Zhong Yuanzhong also swore: "Absolutely, he said so many times today that he likes me, he must want to kill me."

Then he began to give Hasegawa Yasuko popular science about the bastard things that Osamu Dazai did in those years:

"Last time he said he liked me and sent me back to the enemy's base camp..."

"The last time he said I was the best, it was when he threw all his work to me and ran away without saying a word..."

"The last time he called to say that he liked me so much, it was when he randomly found a tree with a crooked neck and hanged himself. Damn it, the plane we were going to take on a business trip had an hour left..."

"The last time he greeted me with a smile on his face for two whole days, without a trace of yin and yang, then I found out that the most expensive wine in my wine cabinet was made into a drunk crab by him, and more importantly, it was really unpalatable !"

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After a lot of talking, Zhongyuan Zhong also finished the last example with a dull face:

"At the very beginning, he said he liked me very much, so he provoked my partner to betray me and stabbed me..."

Zhong Yuanzhong is also really a little scared. I haven't seen him for four years. I don't know what kind of tricks this black mud spirit can do. His awareness of crisis warning is about to degrade now. I'm afraid he won't be able to stop him:

"Or I'll kill him first."

Kill Osamu Dazai once and for all.

The big deal, he really went to get the leader Zai over. According to the leader Zai's style of only Oda Zuo in his heart, he shouldn't have time to trouble him.

He was really scared.

It's quite reasonable.

Yasuko Hasegawa was about to suffocate.

As long as she thinks of Ye Zang, ah no, when the man who should be named Osamu Dazai looks at her when he is leaving now, she can't help but tremble all over. With that ghostly look, looking at her is like looking at a dead person. He really planned to kill her.

She's so innocent, listen to Zhongye's words, he made this situation himself, but she can save Zhongye's brain circuits for her own life if she doesn't commit any crimes.

But now, it's hopeless, just wait for death, no, at this level, just send it to the crematorium.

If you are powerless, just die.

"Then you should go and kill him."

Yasuko Hasegawa patted Chuya Nakahara on the shoulder, and suggested sincerely.

Anyway, Osamu Dazai seems to be planning to kill her, so she must not sit still and ask Chuya to assassinate him to see who dies first.

"it is good."

Zhongyuan Zhong also nodded seriously, took out his mobile phone and gave Hei Lizard an order:

"Didn't you go to the detective agency? Do you know where Osamu Dazai is? Go, pick a team with the best physical skills, and go and give him Dark Shark for me."

"Oh, that's right!" Nakahara added, "Don't tell Akutagawa."

"I'll pay you overtime."

After returning to Yokohama, Chuya Nakahara was still not at ease.

The scourge will last for thousands of years.

No one can stop Dazai Osamu if he really wants to fix something.

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the forum, changed the matter and posted it to the forum.

[23, scurrying away:

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That's it, so what the hell does this jerk mean?

#闲谈#问题】

Zhong Yuanzhong also flipped through the comments, picking out some chatterers, and a comment suddenly caught his eyes.

[The world's number one butcher: As the saying goes, when a man really falls in love with you, you feel like you have an extra father. If a man doesn't love you, then you have an extra son. What the hell? Rebel. (1)

You can judge your own situation by yourself.

Don't be fooled by the scumbag! ! ! 】

These words... are extremely pertinent!

And it's very universal.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought about the various performances of the bastard mackerel on weekdays, and then nodded affirmatively: Isn't Osamu Dazai a fucking rebellious son.

Eat his food, drink his food, and calculate carefully, it has been seven years.

Even raising a son can't be so tiring.

Zhong Yuanzhong was relieved to say that he liked me and any confessions were false, and he really planned to murder him.

If you don't blame the wrong person, that's fine.

You can safely send someone to kill him.

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After leaving, Osamu Dazai took a few steps and suddenly thought:

Hey, although I won the fight with the little dwarf, I don't seem to have done anything?

Chuya still doesn't believe that he really likes him, so has he been arguing for a few hours, is he lonely?

Osamu Dazai thinks it's all Chuya Nakahara's fault, it's all because of his straight brain circuit, and he has been avoiding him for the past four years, which made Osamu Dazai subconsciously use the way he used to get along in Hong Kong and black.

It's all Zhongye's fault!

With a slightly depressed mood, Osamu Dazai bought all the novels in the "This Killer Is Not So Cold" series as quickly as possible, including the one, the book, and "Blue Flower" that he had read before but didn't buy!

Osamu Dazai: Gritting his teeth.Jpg.

The Armed Detective Agency hadn't finished get off work yet, so he could only ask Dun Jun to take a tram with a book weighing more than ten catties and go straight back to Wu Detective.

Atsushi Nakajima was carrying the book, looking at Osamu Dazai who seemed to be in a normal mood, feeling helpless:

No way, Mr. Dazai, you are so angry that you still don’t forget to persecute me, alas.

Forget it, the helpless little tiger can only hug himself. In this cold world, only his tiger fur can barely bring him a little warmth.

Osamu Dazai smoked the top copy of "Blue and White". Four years have passed. As the best-selling book in Japan, "Blue and White" has changed countless editions, but the cover is still the gaudy youthful pain he saw at the beginning.

He was in a very bad mood, and he should have thought about it a long time ago. Such a weird aesthetic must be Zhongye's straight male aesthetic.

"It doesn't matter, isn't it the same humanities with Oda Zuo?"

Osamu Dazai felt that he could completely accept it, but he wanted to see what kind of magical power this so-called "Original Tai" had that poisoned Chukahara so deeply.

As a result, he just read the preface and was laughed out of anger.

"Cherish all the unexpected encounters, look down on all the leave without saying goodbye."

"Hehe, did you leave me without saying goodbye, chuuya?"