[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

Back at the detective agency, Osamu Dazai heard the girls discussing a familiar plot before he walked in --- could you be unfamiliar, isn't this part of the plot of Qinghua that he just finished watching.

Seeing him come in, Naomi Tanizaki quickly put away the books on the table, and immediately and seamlessly replaced with Yosano Akiko's Fussen manuscript written by herself.

"There's no need to hide..."

Osamu Dazai smiled coquettishly as usual, but there was an inexplicable gloomy feeling:

"You guys, don't you all know?"

"Forehead……"

As the first batch of veterans who entered the pit of Zhitai --- a little awkward with Akiko Yosano.

"What do you know?"

The really innocent Naomi Tanizaki looked at Osamu Dazai with a puzzled expression.

"I'm also very familiar with Yosano-san and Zhong~~~"

Osamu Dazai let go of Naomi who was completely unaware, and his kite-colored eyes stared at the sky and the earth but did not look at him and Akiko Yosano.

How should I put it, people may be creatures who become more righteous when they are more guilty.

He patted the table with Yosano Akiko: "Why do I know him so well?"

"Isn't this nonsense? When I took you to go shopping, you were like dead dogs, or they couldn't bark. There are too many gentlemen in China, and they will use gravity to help lift things."

Never mentioning that she was the first person in the Armed Detective Agency to take CP with Chuya Nakahara.

Osamu Dazai stared at her for a while, and after seeing Yosano Akiko more and more uncomfortable, he slowly opened his mouth:

"Well, it doesn't matter, I just want to remember one fact with Xie Ye-san, that is -----"

He had a bright smile on his face, and his eyes were indeed cold: "I don't like Oda Saku."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "Otherwise, I have to discuss it with Mr. Mori and the president..."

Yosano Akiko jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "Okay, okay, I know if it will work!"

"What about Mr. Ranpo?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly turned his head and asked Ranpo Edogawa who was eating a small cake.

Edogawa kicked the table randomly, turned the chair around, and muttered dissatisfiedly with his back to Osamu Dazai:

"Master Luanbu doesn't care about you three idiots, don't tell me."

"That's good."

Osamu Dazai nodded, although he didn't think he was the fool that Edogawa Ranpo said, after all, his EQ was much better than that of the little man and Odasaku, but it would be best for Edogawa Ranpo to agree not to get involved.

He opened his eyes, the iris-colored eyes were cold and gloomy, the situation was already chaotic enough, he didn't need anyone to add to the chaos.

With his ability, isn't chasing a little slug with a brain full of muscles more than enough and an easy task?

Thinking so, Osamu Dazai pulled out another book.

Know yourself and the enemy, a hundred battles will never end.

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Having agreed to chase Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai of course took action.

After picking the locks of Zhongye's three villas, Zhongye finally couldn't help it.

"Asshole, you are sick, what are you doing picking my lock------"

Osamu Dazai put his feet against the door, and squeezed in desperately: "Of course I came to find Chuya, doesn't Chuya miss the time when we slept together?"

Zhongyuan Zhong is also going crazy, "Can you frankly speak human language?!"

"What do you mean sleeping together? When did we sleep together?"

Osamu Dazai replied without hesitation: "Of course it was when I was 16 years old, Chuya is really cruel~~~"

He wiped away the fake tears that didn't exist at the corner of his eyes, pretending to be resentful and complaining: "Obviously you have slept with me for two years, but now you have eaten and denied it?"

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Human language is no longer enough to describe Zhongyuan Zhongye's full heart. He even feels dirty, and he has heard such disgusting words.

Chuya Nakahara: My ears are dirty.

He took a deep breath, ready to let Osamu Dazai experience his four-year hard-working stunt again, when he heard a weak and shocking voice behind the two of them:

"Mr. Dazai, Mr. Nakaya... so..."

Nakahara Nakaya poked his head, and sure enough, he saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa standing in the shadows not far away in black.

"No, no, Akutagawa, listen to my explanation!"

"Yes."

Osamu Dazai couldn't feel Chuya Nakahara's shame at all, he nodded, "That's what you see, Akutagawa."

After many years, I saw the respected Mr. Dazai again, and heard him call himself Akutagawa again. The excited Rashomon of Akutagawa Ryunosuke twisted into a twist behind his back, and he almost shouted hoarsely:

"Yes, I understand!"

He thought for a while, and wanted to show Mr. Dazai his progress over the years, so he quickly added: "I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!"

A good match for your mackerel for a hundred years! ! !

Chuya Nakahara slammed his fist into the wall, you Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who worked so hard to bring you up, and who supervised you to take a bath and soak in the hot spring every day?

Is it Osamu Dazai who raised you for half a year and then threw it away?

Damn, what he said is the truth in the world, and the explanation I said just fell on deaf ears, right?

Then he heard that bastard Osamu Dazai continue to add fuel to the fire, "Now that you understand, quickly use the Rashomon to open the door for me."

Look, what a shameless remark this is. In front of Zhongye Zhongye, the owner of the house, just pick the lock. Isn't it a bit too much to directly plan to destroy the house now?

Seeing that Ryunosuke Akutagawa really planned to follow Dazai Osamu's order to forcefully break through the door with Rashomon, Nakahara Chuya broke out.

If you can't bear it, you don't need to bear it anymore------

"Today I will send both of you master and apprentice to heaven!!!"

………………

After a burst of smoke.

Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke lay miserable in the pit, silently looking at the huge moon above their heads.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood on the top of the pit, and snorted coldly at the two people who looked like rag dolls below: "Let me reflect on it inside."

After he left ruthlessly, Osamu Dazai was very dissatisfied with Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was obviously kept by his side and was injured much less than himself:

"Do you know what's wrong, Akutagawa?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke shook his head in confusion: "Did I do something wrong?"

Dazai's administration is not a human being as a matter of course:

"Of course it's all your fault, it's all your fault for saying the wrong thing, that's why Chuya is so angry."

He didn't look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke's increasingly gloomy face at all, and continued, "In this case, you should go and ask for Chuya's forgiveness, and Chuya forgive us, and you don't come to see me until you let me in .”

Akutagawa Ryunosuke thought of the way Mr. Nakaya was so angry that he almost turned dirty just now, and his face became paler, but Mr. Dazai's order cannot be violated.

He could only put a pale face: "Yes... I know."

"very good."