[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

In fact, there was really no fluctuation in Chuya's heart.

I haven't seen him for four years, and his dislike for Osamu Dazai has faded.

Ah, who is this?

Isn't this Osamu Dazai?

No, what expression do you have?Why does it feel like I owe you money, no, you owe me money, okay, I am the creditor!

Forget it, it's not worth getting angry with him, it's been four years, he almost forgot that there was such a dog in his life, after all----

Chuya Nakahara: Yozo is enough, Osamu Dazai?Who is that?

"haven't seen you for a long time."

His voice is flat and his expression is calm, but his attitude towards any passer-by is more vivid than his current attitude towards Osamu Dazai.

Dazai healed his dissatisfaction.

No, it wasn't dissatisfaction, it was a nameless fire burning his internal organs, leaving his chest empty, and the wind blew past, leaving only a wailing echo.

Those little happiness, little heartbeats, all burnt up with the fire all over the sky, leaving only ashes.

His eyes became sharper, like a hedgehog, the softer the inside, the sharper the thorns on the outside.

But Zhongyuanzhong doesn't know either.

He saw that bastard Dazai swiped his card for four years, and he was very dissatisfied when he first met.

Hey, I'm a little grumpy.

The false calm was broken in an instant, and the familiar anger welled up in my heart.

You're still angry, I'm not even angry, are you still dissatisfied?

Grass (a plant)!

I'm telling you, Osamu Dazai, I spent so much money to save Mr. Oda, I was so busy, I didn't want you to be merciful and hook up with women, I just wanted to get Zhita together ! ! !

Do you think I don't know anything?I know!I have been following you and Mr. Odasaku!

The Central Plains is also going crazy.

The main reason is that Osamu Dazai is too disappointing. If the progress of Chuya Nakahara's novel is followed, he would have embraced two couples in three years.

As a result, this spicy chicken has not confessed until now! ! !

When Xie Ye and Xie Ye sent him the recording, Zhongya Nakahara was still very happy, thinking that the bastard had finally enlightened, but Professor Glasses wrote a report within a few days, telling him that it was just an empty joy? ! !

Do you have to wait until Mr. Odasaku's children can hold two children for three years before starting to act?

Forget it, I don't want to be angry anymore, I should have known this was a slut.

It's useless, it's completely rotten, it's time to throw it in the trash.

Central Plains Chuya: Wu Zhenzai is the goddamn lonely widow. Back then, he was said to be a widowed king or underestimated him, hot chicken.

When I save another wave of money, and then wait until the leader of the if world jumps off the building, I will go to Dongye to hook him up.

The three-legged ones are hard to find, but the two-legged Dazai Osamu is everywhere? ! !

I have Mr. Odasaku here, so I don't have to worry about not being able to catch Osamu Dazai!

If Wu Jingzai can't do it, he will be slaughtered in Qingshi, Heishi, Baizai, and the leader! ! !

I still don't believe in this evil!Even if I owe another sky-high debt, I still want to see Mrs. Zhi together.

Osamu Dazai still had that gloomy look, "Have you forgotten whose dog you are?"

"Would you like me to help you remember?"

"A little dwarf in the district actually wants to..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhong Yuan.

"You still dare to scold me, you forced me..."

In these four years.Zhong Yuanzhong also learned how to swear from forum netizens:

To sum it up, it is a circle with mother as the center, relatives as the radius, and ancestors as the destination. If you open C and win, the parents are still alive, and if you lose, the ancestors will be born.

Zhongyuan Zhong also went from being ignorant at the beginning to gradually mastering this art of talking with his own intelligent talent, just for this moment.

He brewed his emotions for a few seconds before opening his mouth and spraying.

"Beep beep beep ----------"

"Beep beep beep ----------"

"Beep beep beep ----------"

The mouth is fragrant, full of discordant words that silence the sound! ! !

Osamu Dazai had never seen these routines before, and he was stunned by the scolding, and he was weathered in place.

Zhongyuan Zhong also laughed very disdainfully, heh, isn't it just cursing and crying Dazai?What can be done in the three-dimensional Central Plains, I can do it too! ! !

Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai felt that this was unacceptable, very unacceptable.

He is very uncomfortable now.

I can't say it's that kind of mood, I just feel like a ball of yarn that has been entangled crazily, and I can't find a clue.

After being scolded for a while, although he was a little stunned by the spray, his brain was cleared up.

Now is not the time to worry about why Nakahara Nakaya doesn't like him, why he wants to nibble on Zhita, the most important thing now is that the little dwarf must be with him.

This is his dog!

"Chuya, I like you, let's be together."

He grabbed Nakahara Chuya's hand suddenly and said seriously.

What elegance, what hypocrisy, what shyness, what timidity, is this the time to think about these?It's too late, I have to let Chuya know about me...

Then he saw the familiar disgusted expression on Nakahara Chuya's face that he hadn't seen for a long time:

"No, we were partners at the time. Even if the relationship was not very good, at least we got together in the end. I don't ask you to catch up on the past or anything. It's good to pretend to be strangers, but you have to get together as soon as you meet. Disgusting me, how much hatred is this?"

Osamu Dazai really felt that he was forced to become a straight ball player by this fucking reality, and the character design was almost OOC, "No, Chuya, I am not joking, let alone a prank, I am really..."

"I really like you……"

His expression was hidden in the dark, and his whole body was filled with deep sadness.

Nakahara Nakaya was speechless, "Okay, I know you like me."

"I also like you when you're not a monster."

Osamu Dazai who is not a monster is extremely efficient and can help him share a lot of workload. Of course, Osamu Dazai who is a monster will only increase his workload, making people want to strangle him to death, and avoid future troubles forever.

Ah, this is completely ignorant...

Osamu Dazai is really worried, no, Chuya, you are so addicted to knitting, why are you still such a straight man?

For the time being, he doesn't care about Zhongyuan Zhongye taking CP anymore. He doesn't dare to care about it, and he can't care about it.

But the explanation still needs to be explained. His brows and eyes are gentle, and he said affectionately and gently: "It's the lover's liking, the liking that makes you feel happy when you think about it, and the liking that makes your heart beat when you see it, it's love..."

Central Plains also looked sideways:

Fuck, hurt each other, ah no, this is preparing to die together?

Are you going to disgust me to death?

He is really disgusting, even if he wrote a lot of more crooked Zhitai CP articles, but Dazai Osamu really said it, especially when he said it to him, he still felt uncomfortable.

No, the other party's offensive power is too strong, but he didn't respond?

No way, I haven't seen you in four years, this mackerel is even more poisonous...

Zhong Yuan also sighed: "You like me, coincidentally, I also like myself quite a bit, no matter who I am (in the if), I like it quite a lot."

He glanced at Osamu Dazai, "Since we both like each other, we are rivals in love. Why don't we fight? Can you beat me? I don't know that beauty is only for the strong?"

Osamu Dazai suffocated, so suffocated.

The two people who couldn't communicate at all felt that the other was terribly poisonous, and then they quarreled directly.

…………

"Bastard mackerel, are you done? It's disgusting!"

"Zhong is also my dog, you must listen to me."

"You're out of your mind. You've been in the vegetable market for a long time after defecting, mackerel, when did I become your dog?"

"Zhongye is just a dark dwarf. I like you, so you should be grateful for Dade's acceptance, so that no girl likes someone shorter than you!"

"If you talk about my height again, I'll really screw you up!"

"Come on, you can't bear it!"

"Funny, why am I reluctant?"

"you like me!"

"I don't like you, well, I won't like a mackerel even if humans are extinct!"

"Why do not you like me?!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm going to die of nausea, can you be normal!"

Nakahara Chuya went crazy: "Say this to Odasaku-sensei!"

It's fine if he doesn't say this, but Dazai Osamu's expression immediately darkened, "I don't like Odasaku."

"No, you like it."

"I do not like."

"like."

"do not like."

"like."

"do not like."

"Damn, how many times have I said it, I like it, understand, aren't you close friends?!! I tell you --------"

Nakahara Chuya clenched his fists, "If you are not with Odasaku-sensei, I will immediately fetch you from the next door!"

The world next door...

Even though he has never read any information about the if line, Osamu Dazai knows what Nakahara Nakaya means when he thinks about it.

"Can't!"

It's messy enough now, there's no need for a second Osamu Dazai to add to the chaos.