[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

Back to their temporary "living-in" apartment.

Zhong Yuanzhong also checked the refrigerator to see if there was anything edible in it.

Because they are both in the puberty with the most appetite, both of them are still inactive and hard at housework, so there are all kinds of instant food in the refrigerator.

Of course, compared to Osamu Dazai, who did nothing and was just waiting to die, Nakahara Nakaya still mastered some basic life skills.

At least a simple cooking of noodles is still possible.

"I remember that there should be some udon noodles left, why are there no more?"

Nakahara Chuya turned his head and asked Osamu Dazai in the living room, "You bastard mackerel, do you see where the udon noodles are in the refrigerator?"

"Udon..."

Osamu Dazai muttered something sadly, the voice was too low, and the distance was far away, so he couldn't hear clearly.

But thinking about the missing things in the house before, he squinted his eyes, "Dazai, you'd better explain it quickly, otherwise..." I'll kill you tonight!

Before he could finish his harsh words, Osamu Dazai got up from the sofa and said in an exaggerated tone.

“Udon noodles are used by me!”

"You ate? That much?"

Why does Zhongyuan Zhongye not believe so? That's enough for the two of them to feed for a week.

"Of course not. The "Complete Suicide Manual" says that you can hang yourself with noodles, so I used udon noodles in the refrigerator to commit suicide." Osamu Dazai shook his head in a rather regrettable tone, "It's a pity, obviously, I used so many noodles. I still haven't succeeded in committing suicide, what a failure~~~"

Between the words, he was not afraid at all, and Zhong also went to strangle him to death.

"you!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also clenched his fists tightly.

Hard, hard.

Fist hard!

"Damn Osamu Dazai, why don't you go to the convenience store to buy some and put them in the refrigerator after you use them up!"

"What shall we eat!"

"Tomorrow morning, go to Hong Kong and Hei for me to eat at the cafeteria!"

Nakahara Chuya felt suffocated when he thought of going to the Gang Hei Building for breakfast tomorrow.

The cafeteria of Hong Kong and Heilongjiang has been criticized by all their members because the breakfast time is too early!

He is obviously a night worker, and sleeping in the early morning is common. Logically speaking, shouldn't breakfast be arranged later?

But they are so unconventional. At [-] o'clock in the morning, when eating breakfast in other places in Japan, the cafeteria in Hong Kong and Hei has ended its morning service. That is to say, if you want to eat in the cafeteria, you must go before [-] o'clock.

What kind of anti-human regulation is this!

Go to bed at three or four o'clock, wake up at five or six o'clock, really sleep later than a dog, wake up earlier than a chicken.

Desperate.

Therefore, the two people who don't really like to eat out unanimously decided to make it by themselves.

In this way, before the working time at nine o'clock, you can still sleep in for a while.

But now, everything that can be eaten has been ruined by Osamu Dazai.

Udon noodles this time, tofu last time, mushrooms last time, damn, there is no food that you Dazai will not spoil, right?

Are you the reincarnation of a husky?

No more, Zhongyuan Zhong also became more and more angry, took a deep breath, and then warned himself:

Don't be angry, don't be angry, since ancient times, no one is angry, and if I am angry, whoever is happy.

What the hell isn't Osamu Dazai this kind of wishful!

Come on, take a deep breath, think about it, you will get rid of Dazai in one year, and this black mud spirit will not be able to harm you, Chuya, you have to persevere!

He took a deep breath and turned around bitterly.

"I don't believe it, you can keep nothing from me in a refrigerator as big as four doors!"

Fortunately, everything is not done. After destroying countless food, Osamu Dazai still kept some things.

In the empty four-door refrigerator, there were two square boxes of instant curry in the bottom storage area.

"curry?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked, and reached out to take out the two boxes.

It is indeed curry.

"Curry, this seems to be what that man Odasaku likes to eat..."

……

……

After staring at the instant curry in a daze for five seconds, Nakahara couldn't help covering his face.

Oh, why am I not angry again?

Not only was he not angry, but he even wanted Dazai to continue messing around.

Damn, I'm on candy.

Grass (a plant)!

What kind of fairy cp is this, how can they be so sweet, ah, how can they be so sweet!

After screaming in my heart for a while, my anger disappeared.

Zhongya Nakahara calmly cooked rice for two people, and then heated up the two boxes of instant curry he named "Origami's Witness of Love".

Served on the table one by one.

Then he smiled slightly at Osamu Dazai who was ready to eat early.

His cheeks were still tinged with blush from the CP high, and Osamu Dazai stared at Nakaya's beautiful blue eyes in a daze.

No, the little dwarf took the wrong medicine.

Based on what I know about him, shouldn't he beat me up right away?

Why not angry, it's not right.

still smiling at me...

Still, it's a nice smile.

Osamu Dazai had a vague sense of uneasiness that the person who has been under his control is gradually getting out of control somewhere.

Then he heard Nakahara Chuya calmly say to him with this lustful look:

"Dazai, I can't spare my hand now, but you're making me angry, so, can you beat yourself up?"

At this moment, Osamu Dazai felt that his ears were broken.

"You are joking?"

"Yes."

Zhong Yuan also nodded, and then put his plate in front of his eyes.

"I won't be angry this time, there will be no next time."

Osamu Dazai dug a spoonful of curry and made an inch of it, "Okay, I heard, I want to eat crab meat tomorrow night, Nakaya~~~"

Faced with this kind of behavior of being good-looking when you get cheap, if it was normal, Zhongyuan Zhong would have already slapped you with a slap in the face.

However, this does not apply to Zhongye in the Central Plains tonight.

Now Osamu Dazai is facing tonight's limited edition, who is in a super good mood and has a super good temper, gentle Nakaya, so I saw Nakahara Nakaya calmly eating curry, "Okay, you go buy crabs, and I will make them."

Not right, really not right.

Little boy, he's been so out of sorts lately.

After hearing this answer, Osamu Dazai laughed and joked, "Chuya, you are a good person~~~ I want to eat rice with crab meat."

But only he himself knew, but he was not satisfied at all.

No, no, who changed him.

Thinking of someone moving something belonging to him in a place he didn't know, Osamu Dazai put away the disguise of a hippie smile, and the heavy gloom covered his eyes without a gleam of light in an instant, and he didn't hide his sense of inhumanity at all. The whole person is cold and crazy.

Nakaya took away the bowls and chopsticks and threw them into the dishwasher, looking at Osamu Dazai who was still sitting at the dining table wondering what he was thinking, he suddenly became ill.

Hey, hey, mackerel, what are you thinking, you've turned black, do you know that? !

Feeling that this person is going to destroy the world in the next moment, for the sake of world peace, I hurriedly interrupted him.

"Go to bed after eating, and report to the boss tomorrow."

"Oh."

The gloomy look in Dazai Osamu's eyes dissipated like an ebbing tide, as if it had never existed before.

He looked at the back of Zhong Ye who had already walked away, and smiled, "Zhong Ye is also my dog, you must always remember who is your master!"

"Get out, you're sick again, aren't you?"

Zhong Yuanzhong's angry voice came from the kitchen, Dazai Osamu just twitched his lips.