[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

the next day.

Zhong Yuan, who was not getting enough sleep, got up with a dark face, put on a coat casually after washing, and then went out to the nearest convenience store to buy breakfast.

After picking out a few sandwiches and rice balls at random, when passing by the shelf, he hesitated for a moment and picked up two boxes of pure milk.

After paying the money and walking back with the bag in hand, he could already imagine how hateful that bastard Dazai would be when he saw him buying milk.

But there is no way, it is still important to grow taller.

Back at the apartment, there was still no one in the living room.

Osamu Dazai probably hasn't woken up yet.

Zhongyuan Zhong also threw the things on the table angrily, his head throbbing from lack of sleep almost exploded with anger.

asshole!

do nothing!

I'm furious!I do the housework!The task is for me to do it!The report is mine!

Bang -----

He couldn't help but punched the table.

He cursed and took his share back to the room.

"I want to turn grief and anger into inspiration, hot chicken Dazai, let's see if labor and management don't torture you to death."

I checked the time, it was a little past six in the morning.

I don’t have to work outside the office, Hong Kong and Black are under the [-] working system, so I go to work at [-] o’clock today.

There are less than three hours left.

Usually, this period of time is usually used by Central Plains to play the latest games.

But now -----

"This time is enough, heh, Dazai Osamu, just wait for me!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also snapped his fingers, sneered, and turned on the computer.

Then slowly typed a line of words on the newly created word document ----- [Zhitai] for you, thousands of times.

Ha, Dazai Osamu, see if I can't kill you today!

If you want to talk about Osamu Dazai, the first choice must be Bungo Stray Dog beast!That is the if line.

This line is not only Oda Sakunosuke's assistant to Dazai Osamu, but Dazai Osamu himself is even more ruthless!

He is worthy of being the blackest leader among all Dazai!

"Come on, isn't it just sadomasochism? Let me see how it can be fatal!"

Taking out the hand speed of the Hong Kong black body master, coupled with the understanding of Dazai Osamu's black mud, Nakahara Nakahara's fingers are so fast, even the fast keyboard typing has afterimages.

In the past two years, the anger provoked by the bastard Dazai has a place to vent, and the inspiration is like a fountain of writing.

What is Calvin, does not exist.

For a while, the whole room could only hear the sound of clicking buttons, like a piece of cheerful music.

It makes Osamu Dazai described by Nakahara Chuya even more miserable.

The more you write, the better!

This thing is simply poisonous!

In just one hour, Zhongyuanzhong completed a [-]-word plot.

Watching the leader Zaizai in the text learn that Oda Saku didn't survive in the world he created for him to write novels in the end, and had to turn back time and start over again, Nakahara couldn't help but shed hypocritical crocodile tears.

Oops, that's too bad.

As the saying goes, if you don't break out in silence, you will pervert in silence.

In the past, Osamu Dazai committed too many crimes, and Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that it was really satisfying.

"No bugs, it's reasonable, alas, mackerel, you should thank me, I didn't find a way to get a book, write on it, otherwise..."

Thinking about it this way, it's a little pity.

After bursting into anger for a while, Nakahara Chuya lost his temper.

Good things need to be shared with everyone, so after saving the document, he directly uploaded it to Zhitai APP.

[I'm still growing:

[Zhitai] Thousands of times for you (to be continued).txt

The first article is Zhitailiang, please advise.

#文豪野狗#结太#if系#Chief Jae】

After posting, Zhong Yuanzhong lay back and waited quietly.

The entire comment section was dead silent.

Two 10 minutes later ------

The comment area exploded!

----Today I also want to marry Miss Hong Kong Hei: I am absolutely dead, I am absolutely dead, why do I, a humble cook, want to eat Zhitai's [-]-meter-long knife!

----Cheers to wild dogs: too jb abuse!

----Benhao Fangou: Forget about dnsaiidhudehs, I can only type garbled characters because of the abuse, I shouldn't continue to click on the tag of the leader Zai!

----The apprentice member of Zhitai CP regiment: My heart has been taken away by Laws. Really, after reading this article, maybe I will no longer have joys and sorrows in this life...

----Xie: Da Da is really a mediocre little genius!

----Chuya Nakahara's hat: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I see the leader Zai come back again and again I feel so happy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Woooooo fuck the fart my tears are worthless!

----An Wu fell asleep: Rouse's style of writing is amazing, 'my soul returns to see my bones remain here', obviously the leader has fulfilled his ideal of leaving this world, but because of Oda Tsukuru, he still wants to Do it all over again,' like a rotten bone out of a unicorn. "Delicate and sensitive, the words are beautiful, but that's not the reason you tricked us into this shark, I'm going to be knifed to death!"

……

Really, Zhitai has been ups and downs for so many years, and they have never seen such a ruthless person with a knife. If the line is abused, but it will die once, and it will be accepted after a while, [I am still in the growth period 】Teacher, he directly created an endless cycle. Dazai wants to reincarnate from generation to generation to break the influence of the main world line on the projected world, and change the causal line that Odasaku must die.

And even during this process, Oda Saku didn't survive, it was death over and over again...

This abuse point is multiplied by an N all at once, it's too cruel!

It's too bad, it's still an unfinished work, and now they have to wait for the update due to the liver pain of their abuse. I really doubt that the teacher is still the soft and cute little girl they saw yesterday.

They have to humbly encourage the teacher a few words, otherwise what will he do if he abandons the pit?

It is too difficult.

It's cool, from body to heart, it's refreshing.

Zhong also sighed in satisfaction.

This method of venting is fantastic, healthy, and civilized.

It's decided that in the future, as long as Dazai is not a human being, I will abuse him until he becomes a human being.

He turned off contentedly.

As for the forum, Zhongyuan Zhong also successfully broke into Zhitai's interior with this abuse article, and even asked them for many works written by three-dimensional writers.

Everything is good in this world, and Hong Kong and black are also good. I have no idea about being laid off and choosing a career again, and becoming a literary giant.

But this does not affect the regret of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

Don't look at him smoking, drinking and racing, but he is still a literary youth.

The one who occasionally reads poetry collections, even if he has never been to school, but in terms of literary attainments alone, he may not be inferior to Dongdu University students.

After all, it is also an allotrope of a literary giant.

However, in this world, all the literary giants have gone to work, and the world literary world can be said to be barren.

Forced to do nothing, he can only change his hobby, art.

Beauty is common, and the value of famous paintings is naturally not inferior to other forms of expression.

But now, he can finally read the book properly.

As soon as he opened the door, Nakahara met Osamu Dazai who was sitting in the living room.

"You haven't left yet?"

Seeing Osamu Dazai, his rare good mood fell to the bottom instantly.

"Because I'm waiting~~~~"

The sweet voice is too uncomfortable.

"I'm going to kill you! Can you get out!"

No one knows what Osamu Dazai is like than Nakahara.

As a partner, he endured most of Dazai's black mud attacks that he couldn't confide in others.

As for the scourge of Dazai Osamu, when he rolled his eyes, Zhong Yuanzhong could guess what he was planning.

"You can't call the logistics, you are relying on labor, right!"

Osamu Dazai blinked innocently, "The logistics manager Tanaka said that Mr. Mori forbids me to use Hong Kong Hei's car, and I can't help it. Chuya will definitely not leave me alone."

"I'm telling you, mackerel, it's impossible. I haven't forgotten the last time you grabbed the steering wheel while I was driving and caused me to scrap a new car!"

"I'm not going to give you another chance to touch my car."

Zhong Yuan covered his hat and walked out, not wanting to talk to him at all.