[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

The task was accomplished with ease.

No "fouling" was used, not even gravity was used ----- just to reflect the bullets fired by the enemy.

Thinking of this, Chuya Nakahara subconsciously glanced at Osamu Dazai.

Then I was surprised to find that what those netizens in the forum said was true!

I saw Osamu Dazai standing in the C position in the center of the battlefield, with a gloomy expression, his kite-colored eyes couldn't see a gleam of light, and more importantly, not a single bullet hit him!

This mackerel is really the so-called "master of human body strokes"!

Had I never noticed this miraculous phenomenon before?What is the principle!

Could this be the so-called world consciousness in the dark?

It is impossible for the main characters to be shot by cannon fodder?

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai are like paddling water, and all the dirty work is done by their subordinates.

……

The logistics team quickly cleaned up the traces of the battle.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stepped on his beloved locomotive.

Out of his invisible companionship, he invited Osamu Dazai meaningfully: "Hey, mackerel, do you want me to take you back?"

After speaking, he stood on one leg, waiting for the expected rejection.

"Okay~~~"

"Yeah, it's fine if you don't want to." Zhong Yuanzhong also turned his head and left without looking back.

But Osamu Dazai stretched his legs and sat in the back seat.

"Oh, are Chuya's ears not working well? Why don't you send me off? Come on, come on!"

Osamu Dazai grabbed Nakahara Chuya's waist with a dead skin and face, and made a long voice, acting like a baby.

"what?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and widened his eyes.

"Shouldn't you refuse? It just so happens that the tree over there fits your aesthetics, so go ahead!"

He waved his hands in disgust, "Don't stain my motorcycle! I don't want the stench of mackerel on the bike I just bought!"

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, "Well, obviously the little man invited me first~~~"

"Shut up! I'm still growing, you bloody bandage!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, and when his height was involved, he immediately lost his composure.

According to the shadowy descriptions about himself in the forum, he vaguely sensed a sad "fact" ----- he may be short in the future...

No, this is impossible, I will definitely try my best to prevent this future!

I thought of how to grow taller when I browsed the Internet before.

Zhong Yuanzhong also counted with his fingers: If you want to grow taller, you first need to ensure enough sleep, a rich diet, and a happy mood.And of course the essential dairy.

And these four things, his previous living habits did not do it at all.

The first is sleep. A lot of work in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang starts at night, and it will be almost early morning after the end, just to consume the scientific sleep time.

In terms of diet, Zhongyuan is not very picky eaters, but, but!

Now he is still sharing an apartment with Osamu Dazai miserable!

Although the two of them gained fame after the Dragon Head War, and the attached "Double Black" title that no one likes no matter whether it is Dazai Osamu or Nakahara Chuya.

But the boss is very interested in the name "Double Black".

They even specially arranged for the two of them to live together temporarily.

"What do I have to do with a mackerel?"

It is conceivable that this is destined to be a difficult and tortuous road.

It is precisely because they are all living together recently that Zhongyuan Zhongye collapsed like this------

The picky eater of mackerel was much more serious than his.

Throughout the year, eat fresh crabs when there are crabs, and canned crabs when there are no crabs.

When you go out, you will find such messy crab dishes as カニ sashimi, カニdon, 焼きるる, カニ锅, and カニフライ.

In the past, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't have anything special to like, so he just let him go, but now, for the sake of height, Dazai Osamu should eat alone in the future!

Zhongyuan Zhong also cursed darkly, "I hope he will continue to eat like this, and then he will never grow again!"

As for being happy...

It was also because of living with Osamu Dazai that I was physically and mentally exhausted, and when I opened my eyes every day, I felt that life was difficult. How could I be in a good mood...

But this is easy to handle, Zhongyuan Zhong also has an idea about it.

dairy products...

He can also grit his teeth, pinch his nose and drink milk.

So now only the "enemy" of sleep is left!

It's getting late, if you don't sleep, you don't have to sleep tonight, and you don't have time to spend with Osamu Dazai.

"Forget it, you come up."

Zhong Yuan also turned his head and warned him, "Don't touch me!"

Osamu Dazai seemed to have listened, "Hi, hi."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at him suspiciously.

Then the engine car.

Although no gravity is applied, the superior performance of this new car is still gone at the moment of starting.

The city of Yokohama is very different, and it is not at all the same as those outside cities.

During the day, she is a fresh and refined little fairy, but at night, she is completely coquettish and cheap with heavy makeup.

There are countless colors of neon lights that are blingbling and dazzling.

It was obviously a mature port city, but when night fell, there was not a single normal person on the street.

Zhongyuan Zhong also drove his locomotive on the complicated streets, enjoying the speed of flying.

However, at the same time, Osamu Dazai was sitting in the back seat, feeling a little awkward no matter what.

He twists and turns like a kelp.

"The dwarf must be too short~~~"

Then he put his arms around Nakahara Chuya's waist without hesitation.

bass-----

It felt like a cold snake wrapped around his waist, and the hair on his back was about to stand up.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also like a cat with a fizzy fur, turning his head and roaring, "Don't touch me."

Two men hugging each other is so weird!

Especially him and Osamu Dazai!

It's just indescribably weird!

Of course Osamu Dazai would not let go, sitting in the back crying and howling, to the effect that he would not let go even if he was beaten to death.

Nakahara was so angry that he really wanted to stop the car and beat him to death.

It's better to be slaughtered than to be slaughtered!

In the end, he could only persuade himself: bear with it, as long as you hold on, if you persist for a year, he will defect next year, and then I won't have to see this bastard for four years!

As long as one year, Ren Ren will pass...

After killing those messy script masters, I have to be mine. Think about it, I have to go back to Yokohama to fight monsters while on a business trip. What kind of human suffering is this?

Impossible, overtime is impossible!

So spicy chicken Dazai can't die.

Grass (a plant)!

It's not good to know the future, and there are scruples about slaughtering, but it's okay, as long as you don't kill him!

He speeded up ferociously, hoping to throw off the slippery mackerel behind him, and the newly bought rose-red locomotive flicked gracefully on the wide streets of Yokohama.

"Chuya, I want to eat crab meat!"

"Then get out of the car and eat by yourself!"

"I don't, I want to eat and cook."

"Impossible, you are thinking of peach!"

"I want Chuya to do it. Chuya is obviously my puppy. I should scratch my feet when I feel itchy. If I want to eat soba noodles, I will kidnap the boss. This is your job!"

"Aha! Who's your dog! You bastard mackerel!"

"Huh? It was obvious that Zhongye lost to me, but now you want to say nothing!"

Zhongyuan Zhong was almost pissed off by him, turned around and yelled at him: "I didn't lose to you, you were the one who blah blah blah, so lose to me!"

"Now, immediately, shut up!"

His cobalt blue eyes widened with anger, like the only light in the darkness of midnight.

"I'll go back and make you a supper, don't think about crab meat."

"Oh."

Hearing that there is something to eat when you go back, Osamu Dazai immediately calmed down, and obediently wrapped his arms around Nakahara Chuya's waist.

Although it is not crab meat, it is also acceptable.

Why is Chuya so talkative today?

Something is wrong...