[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

Once the door to the new world is opened, it is difficult to close it again.

Nakahara Nakaya, who was sleepless all night on CP, was still in good spirits when he went to work the next day.

Chuya: Orita give me strength!

Ever since he entered Zhitai's pit, he saw that the sky was blue, the water was clear, and even the mackerel next door looked beautiful.

I quickly figured out the slang words in the circle, such as Qingshi, Heishi, Baizai, Chief Zai, Buteizai, Tonosuke and so on.

He also knows that this "Zhitai" APP may be a product of time and space.

Looking at the "future" faintly revealed in these CP texts, perhaps, this world exists in the form of novels or animations in their eyes...

However, it doesn't matter, what dialectical materialism and idealism has nothing to do with him in the Central Plains.

Anyway, for the so-called important plot, I am either going offline or on the way to go offline. ------ Sorrow from the ceiling of combat effectiveness.

Nakahara Chuya: I am a man who is always on business trips because of his high strength.

So as long as the person who created the bond lives well, what does the world have to do with him?

Let those script teams predict the pre-judgments.

Of course, Zhongyuan Zhong, who learned about the "plot", was also subtly mourned: As long as I am not on the stage, whether it is mackerel or all kinds of script masters that will appear in the future, fighting back and forth, their combat effectiveness is zero. The setting of the five geese fights so hard that each other's brains hurt, but it can't destroy Yokohama.

However, it is still very fragrant to be able to watch the CP owner up close!

Thinking of this, he called out to Osamu Dazai in front of him.

"Mackerel!"

Take two steps back, and at the moment when Osamu Dazai turned back in a daze, he stretched out his thumb and index finger with both hands, making a number eight, and his fingertips faced each other to form a vertical rectangular "camera" capture frame.

Enclose Osamu Dazai's body with a frame made of fingers.

Zhong Yuanzhong also closed one eye and looked at the so-called "partner" who he usually didn't even want to look at. The screen of the phone that was covered by his pocket suddenly lit up, and there was a "click" sound that only he could hear.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his left eye threateningly, "Oh, Chuya puppy, what did you call me?"

Normally, Zhongyuan Zhong would have scolded him long ago, but now he has more important things to do and has no time to deal with this mackerel.

Just said something casually.

"fine."

Turning his back to Osamu Dazai, he opened the APP.

This is a new function that he discovered early this morning. As long as he locks a place with his hand, he can take pictures of the locked area.

I also took a look at the finished film.

In the camera, Osamu Dazai tilted his head slightly, wrapped in bandages and wearing a black coat.

His expressionless face subtly reveals an inhuman feeling.

Out of tune with the whole world.

"Confused stray dog... That's right, Kuro Tokizai who didn't have Odasaku-sensei to point out the path of life!"

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the photo, he decisively chose to upload it.

[I'm still growing:

[Picture: Hei Shizai].jpg

As shown in the picture, I would like to share with you a black mud essence in the world - Hei Shizai.

#文豪野狗#结太#Dazai Osamu】

----I also want to marry Miss Hong Kong and Hei today: front row.

----Weaving Taisheng a bunch: Wow, which god-level cosplay is this! ! ! ! !I fucking blew it up! ! ! !

----Good-hearted Russians: Hold the picture and leave your name! !Love you Rolls! ! !Wait, is it the cute newcomer?

---- Nakahara Chuya's hat: Wow, it's really a newcomer, hugs from the newcomer (￣︶￣*)), we haven't joined the newcomer for too long...

……

Looking at the ID of this comment, Zhong Yuanzhong subconsciously lifted his hat.

Then reply.

----I'm still growing [Author] Reply to Nakahara Chuya's hat: Why are there no newcomers?

According to Chuya Nakahara's feeling of being in the water last night, this "Bungo Stray Dogs", which I don't know whether it is an anime, a novel or a manga, is still popular in another world. It is impossible for Zhitai to be so popular, right?

Anyway, it's also the official CP. As for the plot design, Asagiri is clearly telling readers: They are a couple!

It's like pressing your head to compare readers...

Can there be a spicy chicken that robs Zhi too hot?

impossible?

Even if Zhitai is tragic in the original book, the name has not been changed...

---- Nakahara Chuya's hat: Hey, cute newcomer, let me tell you, the hottest CP of Bungo Stray Dogs right now is not Orita, but Taizhong. They are so popular that we can't grab them.

"Taizhong?"

Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye's big eyes were full of doubts.

Tai is Osamu Dazai, then Zhong is... Nakahara Chuya?

Hey, Chuya Chuya?

……

……

……

isn't it me?

? ? ? ?

! ! ! !

What? ! !

Me and mackerel, what kind of evil is this, teaching CP? ! ! !

Grass (a plant)!

I, Oorita, have never done this evil, teaching CP!

Before meeting Odasaku during the Dazai Mafia period, it was completely a black hole, without the slightest ripple, and everyone's feelings for him could be thrown into it without any response.At the same time, he is afraid of other people's feelings for him. He is a "coward" and has no heart.

It was Oda Saku who told him his future life path, how to live as a human being.

The "disqualification in the world" who has lost his qualifications as a human meets the "seamless" who can break through the future...

perfect match ok?

Is Taizhong comparable?

Come, tell me loudly, what is there in Taizhong?

No!

Nothing at all!

So it must be that you guys who are eating Zhitai are too disappointing!

angry!

Osamu Dazai looked at the back of Nakahara Nakaya, who was happy and anxious at times, and gave a warm smile in displeasure.

something is wrong, very wrong, very wrong...

Little man, it's not right that he hasn't bickered with me for so long.

Is it something in the phone?

A new "friend"?

Heh, it's just my dog ​​who turned around and begged for mercy?

Thinking of his weird behavior just now, Osamu Dazai felt even more upset.

When Chuya Nakahara turned around, Osamu Dazai returned to his usual indifferent appearance.

Zhong also didn't think there was anything wrong.

With his hands in his pockets, he continued to direct his subordinates to clear the field.

The task is simple. It can be said that after the Dragon Head War, the port mafia has fully established its position in the Yokohama underworld.

What is being cleaned up now are all small miscellaneous fish.

Easily.

There was no need to send him with Osamu Dazai.

Even with a little spoiler, I still don't quite understand the twists and turns between Osamu Dazai and the boss.

I can only guess that one of the intentions is to smash the rumors about the feud between the two blacks that have been raging recently. As for the others...

Whatever it is, some things that seem insignificant in the Central Plains, they also have to test and test.

Maybe this is the so-called brain pie, though.

"Ugh……"

Nakahara Chuya sighed, although the Dragon Head War ended well, but he also missed an important plot point of Orita.

otherwise……

He clenched his fist, and his cobalt blue eyes seemed to be burning with raging flames.

"I will definitely write his CP essay with millions of words!"

Chuya, who has always only smoked, drank and raced in his life, was out of control after discovering this hobby of CP.

In just one day, Zhong Yuanzhong, who jumped into the pit without hesitation, only wanted to say four words: I don't regret it.

Four more words, that is: I am so happy.

At first, I vaguely felt that this was no different from reading pure love novels. It was a bit awkward, shy and embarrassing, but I only thought that it was his "partner" Dazai Osamu who was abused in this way and in the video, and Nakahara Nakahara Can't help but want to laugh.

Cool, a hobby, double pleasure!

Bastard mackerel, you have today too!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ------

From now on, I will definitely hold high the banner of "Zhitai" and become the most steadfast Zhitai fan!