[Comprehensive] I'm on cpBE

(This article is an OOC article to let yourself go)

"Chuya-kun, help me bring back Alice-chan~~~"

It was the N+1 time when I received a personal request from the boss when I was writing a task report. Zhong Yuan Zhong, who is a Hong Kong gangster model worker, also clenched his fists, complaining all over his stomach, and finally heaved a long sigh.

No way, the leader's order must not be violated.

So he had no choice but to find Alice, the humanoid alien who had run away from home.

Alice, as Mori Ogai's humanoid ability, has a special status in Hong Kong and Hei.

Those who know the inside story will not be presumptuous in front of her, because maybe in the next second, the boss whose mind is smaller than the tip of a needle will find any excuse to deduct your salary.

People who don't know the inside story don't dare to provoke her. Even if they slander her in their hearts, they can't find anything wrong with their appearance.

All in all, apart from Mori Ou, only Zhongyuan Zhongye has the best relationship with the little girl in Hong Kong and Hong Kong.

Maybe it's because strictly speaking, the two of them are the same kind...

…………

"Alice, let's go back..."

Zhong Yuan was dragged away helplessly by the petite Alice, thinking about the report he hadn't finished yet.

"No, I hate Lin Taro the most, so I don't want to go back to see him!"

Angrily, Alice dragged Zhong also into a dress shop.

"Can Zhongye stay with me?"

She blinked her blue eyes, took his hand and acted like a baby, sure that Zhong Yuanzhong would not leave her alone.

In fact, Chuu also really wouldn't leave her alone.

"I can only accompany you for a while, and go back obediently after shopping."

Although he has not yet completed his goal of becoming a cadre, Zhongyuan Zhongya, who has been promoted quite quickly with his outstanding force, still has money to accompany the little girl to a clothing store.

The wages of Hong Kong gangsters are not high, but a high commission is enough. Compared with the mackerel who only knows how to fish every day, the income of Zhongyuan Zhongzhong, who is devoted to various tasks, is not low.

It can fully support his two money-burning hobbies-red wine and motorcycles.

"welcome."

Seeing the green-haired boy with orange hair pull the cute blond-haired little girl into the room, the two rare blue eyes are as gorgeous as blue amber, and the clerk's smile is even more sincere.

Ah, what a pair of beautiful siblings~~~

Thinking in her heart, she enthusiastically led Alice to choose a small skirt.

Zhong also fiddled with his phone boredly.

"Ok?"

Feeling as if he had accidentally stepped on something, he lifted his foot.

"what?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also has good eyesight, so he can see clearly without picking up the unknown object: a small transparent cartoon character plastic tag the size of a thumb, and the two people drawn on it make him feel weird. look familiar.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, he decided to pick it up and have a look.

"I'll just take a look..."

Zhong also bent down, and just as his fingers touched the small tag, he saw it fly up suddenly.

! ! ! !

No, can fly?Is it a supernatural item?

Before he could think about the result, the hang tag might have gotten tired of flying around his head, so he stopped suddenly and hit the phone in Nakaya's hand straight.

Out of wanting to figure out what this thing is, Chu also didn't evade and let it move.

The moment the tag was attached to the phone screen, it exploded like fireworks.

Then it disappeared in an instant, and at the same time, a faint singing sounded in Zhongya's ears.

"It sounds good?"

In the golden light, Zhong Yuanzhong also froze for a second, then suddenly widened his eyes.

"No, why does this voice sound like mine?"

"When did I sing this song?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also jumped, and couldn't help wondering, "Could it be a prank by the mackerel?"

When he thinks of Osamu Dazai, he thinks of the red wine and motorcycles that were murdered.

There are so many important files and data that have not been backed up in the phone!

Damn, it better not be you!

Quickly open the screen lock and check the phone.

After a thorough search, Zhongyuanzhong can be regarded as relieved, fortunately, nothing is missing.

It's just a little more.

More is easier than less...

Zhong also showed his attitude of facing the enemy of life and death, and carefully clicked on the extra icon of brick red mixed with kite.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Huh?No response?

It didn't explode!

Isn't it Dazai?

At this time, Alice came running over.

"Chuya, I've made my choice, let's go back~~~"

The little girl walked around happily in front of him, wanting to hear Chuya's praise.

Zhong also put the phone away, and after racking his brains, he could only come up with a dry sentence, "It's pretty good..."

Fortunately, Alice in front of him was quite obedient, not as savage as usual.

In this regard, I just complained:

"Naka ​​is really a straight man..."

………………

Finally sent Alice back to the boss. After finishing the report, Zhong also had time to figure out the strange things on his phone.

Open the icon, and there is a language that is not recognized in the Central Plains. This square character seems to be the language of the country on the other side of the sea, right?

He obviously didn't know each other, but Zhongyuan Zhong also miraculously understood the meaning of these words.

For example, the big character at the top is -----

"You have been in this world, and since then my heart has been rich and seamless..."

? ? ? ?

Zhong also touched the goosebumps on his arms.

"What kind of vulgar small talk style is this?"

Although he did not go to school, the orange-haired Mafia, who was miraculously well-educated in literature, didn't like such hypocritical writing at all.

In order to find out what this ghost thing is, Nakahara Nakaya still bite the bullet and read on.

When he clicked on the first article at the top, he saw a familiar name.

"Osamu Dazai! It's really your fault, damn mackerel!"

In addition to this name that made him sick when he saw it, there was a rather unfamiliar name that appeared the most: Oda Sakunosuke.

"This person seems to be from Hong Kong, right?"

This name seems to have been accidentally mentioned by a certain mackerel.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced down----

what!

The relationship between the two of them? ! ! !

impossible?

Can Osamu Dazai's kind of black mud in the world have human feelings?

I do not believe!

It would be better to say that I am also a person in the Central Plains!

Even if it was true, I wouldn't read it if Zhong Yuanzhong threw his phone on the desk, it's too gossip!

10 minutes later------

"This novel is interesting..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also held his mobile phone and read with gusto.

half an hour later -----

"Fuck, yes..."

Nakahara couldn't help but start to frantically think back to the Dragon Head War, did Osamu Dazai really die, and have an affair with Oda Zuo, uh,?

an hour later ------

"Orita is real..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was brainwashed, no, how could this beautiful love be brainwashed?

Oda Sakunosuke, this man, he pondered.

It's too damn good, as expected of Oda Tonosuke!

Super feeling! ! !

----Oda Sakunosuke: No matter you are on the side of killing or helping others, nothing beyond your expectations will happen. Something that can fill the loneliness in your heart does not exist anywhere in this world. , you will forever wander in the darkness...

----Oda Sakunosuke: Be the one who saves people.

----Oda Sakunosuke: If it's the same wherever you stay, then go and be a good person.

Save the weak, protect the orphans...

Righteousness and evil make no difference to you, do they?

That way... would be a little bit better...

---- Osamu Dazai: Why can you be sure

----Oda Sakunosuke: Of course I can, I know better than anyone...

Because... I am your friend! 【1】

……

"I'm looking for a reason not to lose myself. If I'm still alive, live in your heart.

Whether it's the endless darkness, or the long and narrow streets.

One day I will be able to surpass it, so that we can smile while we each live in the present, and keep moving forward while confirming the meaning of existence with each other.

I am going to call, call your name, so that you can continue to be yourself.

When you are deeply sad and weeping, when you are lonely and haggard,

I'm going to call, call your name as you call mine. "

Nakahara Chuya let out a long sigh of relief: "You can see it so clearly, you are indeed Mr. Odasaku!"

Being able to fall in love with the existence of the bastard mackerel is really unfathomable...

Eliminating harm for the people deserves the title of teacher.