I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Until the next day, Ye Yan didn't mention Brother Xing again.

Chen Xingge didn't know whether Ye Yan believed it or not, he believed it until the end, and felt that he really had this brother.

But Chen Xingge felt that Ye Yan probably didn't have time to ask.

He spent the whole morning self-study on his stomach to catch up on sleep.

Freshmen had to go to morning self-study, but they didn't have it since sophomore year. When Chen Xingge got up to watch the class, Shen Qi was sound asleep.

Chen Xingge looked away from Ye Yan, and was surprised to see that his roommates were not in good spirits either.

The roommate came late and didn't know the others well. The only one I knew was Ye Yan. Maybe I felt the aura of "don't get so close to me" emanating from Ye Yan. Sit down with the distance between the seats.

There are many things to do in the morning reading, and the roommate looks like an old Taoist wandering in a daze, and the dark circles under his eyes are no smaller than his.

At first, Chen Xingge still had the energy to care about his roommates, but later he couldn't hold back, and fell asleep on the podium for a while.

As soon as I fell asleep, I fell asleep until the morning reading was over.

In the first class after the morning reading, Chen Xingge's class was still in this classroom. He didn't plan to leave the classroom, and he didn't pay much attention to it when he was sleeping. He didn't wake up until he heard a few knocks on the table next to his ear.

And beat very rhythmically.

Chen Xingge opened his eyes, there was no one in the classroom except Ye Yan who was standing next to him.

How could he sleep so dead?A group of people went out without waking themselves up.

Ye Yan seemed to see what Chen Xingge was thinking.

"They saw you sleeping and couldn't bear to wake you up."

Chen Xingge: "..."

"Sometimes you have to learn to learn from the classmates around you."

Chen Xingge's neck was sore and he didn't want to move. He was just about to ask Shen Qi to bring him some breakfast, but when he found it in his pocket, he remembered that his phone had died heroically yesterday.

"Borrow your phone."

Chen Xingge was angry for getting up in the morning, but it disappeared quickly, and he was already awake after saying that sentence.

Just thinking about whether the tone just now was a bit too strong, after all, he wanted something from others, and just as he opened his mouth to explain, Ye Yan handed over the phone directly.

It is already unlocked.

Chen Xingge is not in the habit of prying into other people's privacy, but Ye Yan's desktop just appeared in front of him carelessly, and he couldn't even see it.

Chen Xingge couldn't imagine that a person like Ye Yan who looked so serious, so normal and so normal would have such a girlish side.

Chen Xingge vaguely remembered that when the owner of the dessert shop was chasing a certain talent show, he liked one of the young ladies too much, and all the things around him were replaced by pictures of that young lady.

The most frequent is the mobile desktop.

Ye Yan's current state is just like the time when the boss was chasing stars.

The photo on the desktop of the mobile phone is him.

Strictly according to the script, it was his younger brother.

Chen Xingge felt that he should say something, he cleared his throat.

"My brother is really good-looking."

After Chen Xingge finished speaking, he took a peek at Ye Yan, and found that the latter was not affected by this sentence at all, and stood there with his hands in his pockets and no one loved him, expressionless.

Chen Xingge felt that he encountered a bottleneck for the first time in his 20-year career.

After opening the phone interface, Chen Xingge suddenly remembered that he didn't remember Shen Qi's number at all.

"Do you know Shen Qi's phone number? Or do you have his Q letter?" Chen Xingge put his eyes on Ye Yan for help.

Ye Yan snuffed out his last chance.

"Who is Shen Qi?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

"It's my roommate, the one from yesterday..." Chen Xingge felt that there was no need to explain, "Forget it, thank you, you can go eat."

Ye Yan glanced at Chen Xingge, took the phone and turned away.

Walking to the door, Ye Yan said again: "Wait."

No matter how this sentence sounded to Chen Xingge's ears, it sounded like finding fault.

There were very few classes in the first period in the morning, and today counted as one day, Chen Xingge took advantage of no one coming and found a seat at the back so that he could catch up on sleep.

When people started to enter the classroom, Chen Xingge was still dreaming, dreaming that he was lying on the edge of the cliff and was immediately pushed down by Ye Yan.

Then Ye Yan came over, and he watched Ye Yan reach out to him, but didn't hide.

Chen Xingge was startled awake, and when he came back to his senses, half of his body was tilted and he was about to fall, and he insisted on maintaining his balance with his arms.

Standing beside him was a terrified Shen Qi.

"Brother Xing, have you practiced this posture for a long time?"

Chen Xingge replied directly with a rolling word.

Do I need to ask for a peace talisman?In the dream, Ye Yan came to seek revenge.

He was planning to snooze for a while to wake up and take a nap, but the group of girls in front was too noisy, and he saw some little star who kept "wow" there, so Chen Xingge could only support himself and sit down again.

As a result, as soon as he looked up, he saw the face in the dream reappear in front of him.

Hold?

He seems to have forgotten to tell Ye Yan that he has a class for this session.

He wouldn't come back to his senses after waking up to clean himself up here, would he?

It wasn't until the thing in Ye Yan's hand was placed on the table that Chen Xingge reacted slowly.

"?"

A hearty breakfast.

There is also a small package, a spray.

Chen Xingge knew that this medicine was damn expensive, and of course the effect was damn good.

What does this mean?

Eat well and go on the road, and the medicine is for him after he was injured?

It's hard not to be crooked.

Chen Xingge looked around, made sure that dozens of pairs of eyes were looking at this side casually or casually, and said, "Student, let's talk if we have something to say."

"In public places, if the scene is ugly, you will be thrown away by river crabs."

Ye Yan: "..."

He should really starve him to death.

Chen Xingge confirmed for a long time before he found out that the junior really just came to give him breakfast, although he didn't know that his words just now made him have such an angelic behavior.

"You're welcome." Chen Xingge thought for a long time, "Would you like to come together..."

Chen Xingge wanted to sit down and eat something together, but the amount looked like it was for one person. Ye Yan should have already eaten, but the words have already been said, so I am sorry to take them back.

Just as I was thinking, a bell rang in the corridor, and the first class began.

Chen Xingge looked at the teacher who was walking towards the podium from among the students, paused, and then continued with what he had just said.

"... a lesson?"

Chen Xingge just wanted to be polite, although this way of being polite was a bit impolite.

As a result, Chen Xingge saw this indifferent junior sitting beside him under the gaze of dozens of pairs of eyes.

Chen Xingge: "..."

Shen Qi: "..."

Other students: "!!!"

He was really just being polite!

Chen Xingge's popularity is usually quite good, after all, his appearance is there, and when this handsome guy came out, a certain small group exploded.

[Unnamed female classmate 1: What did I see? ? ? 】

[Female classmate 2: Is that post true? 】

[Female classmate 3: What post?Who is that handsome guy?I’m as helpless as a man with nothing to eat]

[Female classmate 1: Guiding the way → "Surprise!Two handsome men behave intimately at night, the reason is unexpectedly! "Heaven!There is 1 to say 1, the two handsome guys are so eye-catching! 】

[Male classmate 1: What 1?Where is 1?Junior? ! 】

[Female classmate:?Put on some clothes]

Chen Xingge didn't know how he was organized into CP by other people. After Ye Yan sat down, he really seemed to be listening to the class, as if he was a student of this class.

Ye Yan is very strange.

When the teacher started to give a lecture on the stage, Chen Xingge turned his attention away from Ye Yan.

"This year started so early?" Shen Qi said after seeing a message pushed on his mobile phone.

"What?" Chen Xingge asked.

After handing over the mobile phone, I saw that it was a creative competition for college students that they had participated in before.

The competition is open to all major colleges and universities. The employers make propositions, and the students compete for ideas, and the capital buys ideas at a low price. However, for their students, the gold content of this competition is still very high. This kind of national award is still very important during the job hunting period.

But Chen Xingge didn't value this.

but bonuses.

"We can start to think about it." Chen Xingge said.

Shen Qi: "What?"

He thought that Brother Xing was going to say what project they were going to do this time and it would be easy to win the prize.

"Think about how to spend the [-] bonus."

Shen Qi: "..."

Fascinating confidence.

"What competition?" Ye Yan, who had been silent beside Chen Xingge, suddenly asked.

"This." Chen Xingge clicked on the Q letter and found the official signal of the competition, "It's a national college student creativity competition, it's quite fun."

Chen Xingge only clicked on this proposal after showing it to Ye Yan, but found a familiar logo among a bunch of investors.

"Why did Dreamland's father squeeze into the list of these [-]th-line small products?" Shen Qi also found out, "Fuck, the benefits are pretty good?"

Chen Xingge went straight to the end.

"Those whose ideas are adopted will receive an additional cash prize of 2 yuan from Dreamland and an internship in Dreamland jobs."

Chen Xingge was deeply attracted when he saw the amount of money.

"We can think about it!" Chen Xingge patted Shen Qi's shoulder, "Think about how to spend the [-] yuan."

"I need to buy a set of live broadcast equipment first." Chen Xingge used his mobile phone for live broadcast before. When the picture quality is clear, it will be stuck in ppt. If the picture quality is smooth, it's like shooting some kind of action movie.

The sound is not loud, at most only the row behind can hear it.

But Ye Yan sat in the row behind.

"Live equipment?"

Chen Xingge subconsciously wanted to slap himself.

"Buy it for my brother." Chen Xingge looked hurt, "My brother paid too much."

Ye Yan seemed to remember something, "What's your brother's major?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

If you tell a lie, you have to tell many lies to cover it up.

Chen Xingge finally realized the meaning of this sentence now.

Yesterday, he created the character design for a long time, but he actually forgot to fill in such important information.

So unprofessional!

"Animation, it's on the West Campus." Chen Xingge picked a far away place. Tsinghua University has three campuses, and the West Campus is the farthest.

"My younger brother is very shy and afraid to meet people. He rarely talks to me. He is a very good boy."

Ye Yan thought about the video he watched. Although he couldn't see his face, Brother Xing in the video didn't have anything to do with Guai.

"You really know him."

Chen Xingge didn't hear anything wrong at all, "It should be, we kiss like one person."

·

The position of class tutor is easy and easy, and it is not easy and not very easy. Before the roommate from the diagonally opposite door knocked on their room for the second time, he never thought that the job of class tutor also included the task of slaying demons. .

"Explain?" Ye Yan looked at the things in Chen Xingge's hands, and he found that there were a lot of things to explain after meeting Chen Xingge.

On the yellowed strips of paper were drawn garbled codes like ghost symbols. The long robes and mantles, as seen on TV, are often worn by Taoist priests pretending to be ghosts.

"I bought it with a lot of money." Chen Xingge was mysterious, "Haven't you seen it? The same style as Master Void, and it immediately shows charm."

"Are you sick?" Ye Yan half leaned on the bed, and kicked Chen Xingge on the back of Chen Xingge who was sitting on his bed, but he didn't know where to land, and landed on Chen Xingge's half of the buttocks, "... ...don't sit on my bed."

Chen Xingge was very interested, and didn't mind the innocuous kick at all. He stood up immediately, and his foot was almost healed, thanks to Ye Yan's bottle of medicine.

"You still don't understand?" Chen Xingge is like a gold medal salesman, "The roommate's sleepwalking is completely due to mental illness. He is deeply troubled by family conflicts. When this trouble reaches its peak, it manifests in the form of dreams. Now It is the time when our warm-hearted roommates and warm-hearted seniors are needed to lend a helping hand."

Seeing that Ye Yan was unmoved, Chen Xingge continued: "Heart disease needs heart medicine. Now we just need to give him psychological hints before he falls asleep, so that his heart can be completely opened. In the end, we only need to cooperate with him in acting, In the end, the knot will definitely be untied, although there may be some confusion, but I believe it is understandable at your level."

Ye Yan glanced at the equipment in the bag, and finally raised his eyelids, "Me?"

"How can I let my junior do this?" Chen Xingge waved his hand, "It's good to let Shen Qi do this kind of work. He's been obsessed with an online drama recently, and his idol this week is Master Hypnotist."

Ye Yan: "Tricking and abducting, your scope of research is quite wide?"

"In a society ruled by law, how could we do such unethical things? This is such a positive move. Helping roommates, as the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and classmates are not as good as diagonally across the door." Chen Xingge said again, "Let's talk about it." , I have never engaged in human trafficking."

Ye Yan looked at him with the expression of you making up and continuing to make up.

Chen Xingge thought about it, and felt a little imperfect, "I'm sure I haven't cheated on people, but my heart, this is beyond my control."

Ye Yan: "..."

"what happened?"

"It's nothing." Ye Yan didn't really want to talk to him, "Why don't you do hypnosis?" I think you are quite suitable, and you are a fool.

"I can't." Chen Xingge continued, "I have a more important task on my shoulders."

Ye Yan: "?"

"I'm his mother."

When Ye Yan heard the title of mother, she felt something was wrong.

The next second, he heard Chen Xingge speak.

"Father, the new script is here."

The author has something to say: Chen Xingge: An anchor who can't write scripts is not a good actor.