I'm the ugliest kid on the internet

Things are a bit chaotic right now.

Chen Xingge sat at the corner of the table with his left leg flat on the table.

Ye Yan stood opposite.

The two of them were afraid that if they didn't follow the progress of the roommate's plot, they would start the side plot again, so they could only enter Chen Xingge's dormitory temporarily.

"Explain." Ye Yan tried his best to sound calm.

"The matter started an hour ago. At that time, you, Senior Shen, and I were studying hard. As students of Tsinghua University, it has become commonplace to go until twelve o'clock in the evening..."

Before Chen Xingge could finish speaking, Ye Yan interrupted directly, "I'll give you 30 seconds."

After living for 20 years, Chen Xingge has never seen sleepwalking so powerful.

There are quite a few people visiting the dormitory at night, Chen Xingge and Shen Qi are familiar with everyone, and people from other dormitories often come to knock on the door in the middle of the night just to fight the landlord, so when Chen Xingge heard the knock on the door, he thought He opened it without thinking, so that he was stunned when he saw the raw face at the door pulling his clothes and calling his mother.

Half an hour had passed by the time Chen Xingge recognized this person and lived in the dormitory diagonally opposite to him.

"I just want to ask you, did he make such a fuss before?" Chen Xingge felt pain when he thought about that hour just now.

Ye Yan finished listening to the story, "He wasn't here two days ago."

Only then did Chen Xingge remember that not all the freshmen were present on the day of registration.

At that time, a student asked for leave, saying that something happened at home, and the report would be delayed a week.

Chen Xingge didn't understand the situation in detail, so he made a record and put the matter aside.

It seems that this is a bit of a problem, and it may not be what he said.

"What happened to the feet?"

Chen Xingge was recalling what his roommate told him at the time, when he heard a sentence and couldn't react, "Huh?"

"Foot." Ye Yan repeated again.

Chen Xingge: "Do you still have the face to ask?"

Chen Xingge didn't get a dime from the attempt to touch porcelain that day, mainly because this person had a serious criminal record, and his feet were indeed not swollen when the incident happened, and Chen Xingge was too indebted to be beaten until he met again. Before Chen Xingge, Ye Yan thought that his feet were completely fine.

"Is the liar's words credible?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

Just talking, he is not worthy.

Chen Xingge was planning to go down to see if his roommate was asleep, after all it was tiring to stay like this all the time, and Shen Qi didn't know where he was yet.

In the end, he saw Ye Yan walking towards him, and for a moment Chen Xingge subconsciously thought that this person was going to beat him up.

In the end, he just reached out and touched his feet on the table.

Chen Xingge: "?"

"What are you doing?"

Ye Yan pushed up Chen Xingge's pants, exposing half of his ankle, "Check the result."

Fuck, he knew it.

Ye Yan's hands were not strong, but he looked very serious when he said harsh words, which almost made Chen Xingge think that this person was a doctor.

"You're not from the old city, are you?" Chen Xingge looked at him.

Ye Yan didn't answer, "What do you want to ask?"

"What were you doing there that day?"

When Chen Xingge saw Ye Yan's posture when the wall collapsed, it coincided with the playback in his mind a second ago. He had posted that photo on Weibo, but it was a long time ago, and it disappeared within a few days after posting. Deleted because the pose was too silly.

And the moment he saw Ye Yan, the first thing that popped into his mind was: This person is getting the same style as the idol.

If this is the case, Ye Yan must have liked herself for a while.

That's even worse.

The image of an idol who has been fond of for many years collapses in a second, how much influence will it have on this child?

Ye Yan still didn't answer, "What's your relationship with Brother Xing?"

Chen Xingge: "..."

The plot moves so fast?

"You answer me first." Chen Xingge avoided the topic.

"Nothing." Ye Yan said.

"Not this." Chen Xingge said, "Are you really a Xingge fan?"

Ye Yan looked at Chen Xingge, as if he was confirming something, and finally opened his mouth, but it was still a question, "Not like?"

"Damn." Chen Xingge asked again, "You like w...what is Brother Xing?"

"none of your business."

After Ye Yan finished speaking, he put Chen Xingge's trousers back to their original position, maintained the distance again, and stood back to their original position, then added: "Technology."

Chen Xingge: "?"

"His technique is quite good." Ye Yan said.

Chen Xingge thought about it for a long time and didn't know what technology Ye Yan was referring to. After recalling all his videos, he didn't find any one with technical content.

"Oh."

"It's your turn." Ye Yan said.

"what?"

"What's the relationship?" Ye Yan was extra patient today, "You and Brother Xing."

"Ah..." Chen Xingge thought about his words, "You may not believe it when you say it."

I am Brother Xing.

Chen Xingge didn't dare to say that, he was a little afraid that the idol in front of him would immediately turn off his fan and beat him up... the former idol.

The door was pushed open with a jerk, and Chen Xingge was rescued by Shen Qi's arrival.

"Damn, that buddy finally fell asleep, and I stood like a statue standing in the room."

As soon as Shen Qi entered the door, he found that the atmosphere in the room was not right. Although there was almost two meters between the two of them, it was as if there was something tied between them.

Shuaibi's younger brother's eyes locked on his immediate senior, and that senior's eyes were averted, as if he was avoiding something.

He had seen this kind of state before, when he was in high school, when he was bored after studying at night, he went to peek at the dates in the grove, and it often appeared between young couples who were just beginning to show signs of being in a relationship but hadn't confirmed their relationship yet.

"Did I come at a bad time?" Shen Qi said.

Ye Yan didn't wait for his answer, and after a glance, he left the dormitory door.

Chen Xingge breathed a sigh of relief unconsciously.

He separates his work from his life, which is probably why he hasn't shown his face in the live broadcast.

Of course, there may be another layer, but he can ignore this for now.

"Brother Xing." Shen Qi leaned over, "What did you two do behind my back just now?"

"Exchange feelings." Chen Xingge added: "We are not behind your back, we are aboveboard."

Shen Qi: "I still have a place?"

"Your phone." Shen Qi put the thing in his right hand on the table.

Only then did Chen Xingge see clearly what the screen of his mobile phone had become.

It's too miserable, the fall just now caused an extra expense for the family that was not well-to-do.

Chen Xingge pressed the power button.

The phone didn't respond at all.

broken.

To make matters worse.

The mobile phone has been used for a long time, and it is time to change it, but Chen Xingge is not rich at the moment, so he is a little entangled.

But what is more tangled is Ye Yan's question just now.

It's not a problem to keep procrastinating.

Shen Qi was already lying on the bed, the bright light from the phone screen shone on his face, he didn't know what he was looking at, his expression was extremely wretched.

Chen Xingge called out, "I'll use your phone."

If you can't say it in person, it's easier to contact by mobile phone.

Chen Xingge opened the Q letter, logged on to his account, and found Ye Yan's dialogue box.

That night, as soon as Ye Yan lay down, the phone started ringing non-stop.

The news came in one after another, like telling a story.

Every piece of content is unexpected.

The plot is ups and downs, interlocking, unexpected and reasonable.

[Liar: You may not believe it when you say it]

[Liar: I actually have a half-brother, his name is Chen Xing, he is two months younger than me, and I am his older brother, so my name is Chen Xingge]

[Liar: My younger brother is very handsome, handsome, excellent in character and learning, capable, smart, courageous, wise, and mature]

[Liar: He had a star dream since he was a child, but because his family was poor and couldn't afford art school, he could only realize his dream in the live broadcast by himself]

[Liar: My younger brother is very sensible, he took care of the family's expenses early on, and every time he makes money during the live broadcast, he always thinks about his family first]

[Liar: Thank you for liking my brother, my brother is really good, you did not like the wrong person, he is very powerful, no matter what technology he is, he will never disappoint]

Chen Xingge typed the keyboard at a high speed, and he felt that the character design in his mind was constantly improving. A vivid younger brother appeared on the script, and he even found an image that is loved by the public.

Beautiful, strong, miserable.

Chen Xingge was sleepy at the end of the post, and Shen Qi didn't ask him for the phone anymore.

By the time the last message was sent, Chen Xingge was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes. After 3 minutes, the phone rang softly.

drop.

Chen Xingge's eyelids were fighting and parted, and he saw an extra reply in the dialog box in a daze.

It's extremely short, and it looks like Ye Yan's style.

[F: Hmm. 】